As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.
As a scum gong, Xie He expresses that it is very easy to hide one’s true colors, but…… “I Heard My Boyfriend’s Brother Secretly Loves Me,” “Teacher Love Me One More Time,” “Raising Rich Youth Manual,” “Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys,” “The Tyrant Lord’s Substitute Lover,” “Captive of the Empire,” “Disciple’s Cultivation Furnace” ……
Xie He: Wait a minute. These words sound really strange……. and why is my role the ‘cheap shou’?
System: Fighting poison with poison. Using scum to overcome scum. I’ll be relying on you to abuse the scum gong! Remember to not OOC~
Xie He: He he.
Later……
Xie He: Hm? You say all the scum gong love me? Sorry, I only love myself.
TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide and self-harm.
TRIGGER WARNING: Because the author likes to write from the “role’s” point of view, a lot of the story seems dubcon or noncon (Though from the MC’s thoughts, you know he’s acting). HOWEVER. If you are uncomfortable reading rape, please be forewarned and proceed at your own discretion.
Note: Yes, this is HE.
Story Guide
- Gong who is all kinds of crazy x Two-faced, narcisstic shou who is yearning for love!1V1, Shou MC!
- Story is full of dog blood, extremely melodramatic.
- If you don’t like it, please press X. Please no personal attacks, thank you.
Number of Chapters Per Arc
Arc 1: 1-18
Arc 2: 19-35
Arc 3: 36-54
Arc 4: 55-69
Arc 5: 70-83
Arc 6: 84-99
Arc 7: 100-113
Arc 8: 114-129
Arc 9: 130-142
Arc 10: 143-157
Arc 11: 158-175
Arc 12: 176-192
Arc 13: 193-208
Extras: 209-211
Useful Links
Novel Updates (You can find the first 2 chapters here)
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Hello, Eve-san!
wuwu are you going to continue this? I’m glad if you continue this, can I translate this into Indonesian through your translation?
And thank you for your hard work!
Yes, I will be updating this at least weekly. And yeah, you can translate it into Indonesian. Let me know the link to your site and I’ll link your translation the novel page.
Thank you Eve-san!
I will give my link, when I start working on it. Maybe it will be a little long 😄
Hi Eve-san, this is my link. Sorry for a long time, have a nice day ^‿^
https://www.wattpad.com/story/184427545-bl-terjemahan-strategi-untuk-menangkap-bajingan
Sounds hilarious! Tyyy
Me encanta esta historia
More bl! ♡ (〃∀〃) blushes ㄟ( ̄▽ ̄ㄟ)
Yes, more please!
another bl to wait for wooottt wooottttt thank you to the translators and editors for picking this up (>◇<)/♡♡♡
Ahh should I read this ? I really wanna see a lot of face slapping | ू*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)。oO
can someone tell me if this has a happy ending? i know its a tragedy but i really like happy ending ;w;
Yes! The overall story will have a happy ending. Tho each arc will be BE.
Great novel though twisted but a logical layout! Not big fan of dog blood novels but loved this one and read it till end! One thing that felt missing was absence if foreshadowing of relation between the two protagonist.
I’m scared to continue reading this second arc, considering there are 4 gongs, I’m really afraid there’s going to be gang r**e, ugh….
Ah, ah! I really didn’t want to read this because I can’t understand scum and well, was hurt by one. So when I finally read this, it turned out to be so funny! Hahaha! 😆 I love Xie He. He’s so full of himself, it’s actually ridiculous. Lol. Thanks for translating this~😄 If you’re on the fence about reading this, you should definitely give this a try. I can at least guarantee some giggles.
This is absolutely a great guide on how to abuse scum and make them regret…..and also I think everyone needs go pick up a thing or two from Chairman Xie. Whether it be his confidence, or how honest he is with his wants and preferences LOL.
I’ve procrastinated reading this for quite a while… I’m gonna man up and read this, wish me luck💪
Good luck, hun ~
Thank you very much🍥👍💗💜💛💚💙❤♥
I’m just curious is it like all qt stories where the gong is the same person? It might seem like a stupid question but I really wanna know?
Yes, the gong is always the same person 🙂 Not a stupid question at all!
yey!
It feels like before reading this, my heart is already abused and actually I’ve read this before but only 2 worlds after that discontinued after it scarred my soul and I’m gonna pluck my courage and read it again this time hopefully to the end, wish me luck
SPOILERSPOILERI wonder what will happen when in arc 7 (cultivation arc), XH agrees to ML to occupy his(MLs) body. (If he does, the soul gets obliterated.) Or unless, the ML himself has its own system. Goddamn make me scared. Or ML be powerful and all.
Thank you for your hard work💛
Thank you for reading and I’m glad you’re enjoying this~ Chairman Xie is definitely a force to be reckoned with haha.
rofl “genre: dog blood”
dead
LOL it’s literally melodramas every arc.
Where’s the first and second chapter?
They’re on silverneko’s site! You can find them on the novelupdates page for this novel. Link above!
Thanks for responding, Eve😘
Totally failed the challenge. I’ve cried at every single arc. It’s always so heartbreaking
I DARE EVERYONE TO READ THIS WITHOUT CRYING EVEN ONCE. ( TДT)(╥﹏╥)(╥╥)흫흫.
Btw I failed this challenge miserably
You and me both 🤧
I think the only person finished this without crying is with no actual feelings. 😂
…..I….i haven’t cried yet….I almost did but….fufufufufufu~
yupppp, even when rereading a certain arc. (God, try to read arc 1 to 10 (usually takes about 3-4 days, my eyes all puffy. Sometimes, I squeezed so much tears and my heart feels hurt all the time that in one arc, I don’t even cry… jk, maybe it just ain’t sad anymore compared to the last. o_o)
I love this so much!! The MC is great and so is the translation , so excited for the next update! (Thanks 🌺Eve + Editors)
Thanks for reading! <3
is it possible for you to include the chapters in each arc in the synopsis area? I like to wait until the arcs are finished before starting an arc, but I never know how long the wait is AND IM JUST SO CURIOUS😅🙏
Added.
oh wow thank you so much!!!😍
Dear English translator, I read this novel and was interested in it. Do I want to translate to Thai? Because I use to learn to write text.
Sure. Send me the link if you want me to include it in the novel page.
Um, of course. Give me some time and I’ll give you a link. thank you very much
English translator, this is link. Sorry for a long time https://writer.dek-d.com/dek-d/writer/view.php?id=2062167 😅
Three reasons why I like this story:
1. The cute system namely 444
2. The suicide scenes/death
3. The translation (Hi, Eve-senpaiiiiiiii, notice me pleaaaaseee!)
Thanks for reading <3 And 444 is an angel~
‘Wish you are doing well, Eve-senpai! 😍 Stay safe!
Heyy I’ve got a question.. is Xie He going to be a permanent shou by the time his transmigtation ends? Just curious 0_o
Yes! This is a protagonist shou novel.
Hello Eve-san, I’m not very familiar with some terms, can you tell me what “HE” means?? Thank you very much!!!!
HE stands for happy ending!
Hello Eve, I will tell you about a novel link. (In Thai) This is the link https://www.readawrite.com/a/cZuwhp-Strategy-to-Capture-that-?r=search_article😚
Updated~
Cute ~ Read it and have fun. Eve, I want something Do not know if you have asked about permission to translate from the author (the owner)? Just as I was interested in translating it for education. So ask><
I asked the author on her weibo, which is a Chinese microblogging platform. She responded pretty quickly. You can usually find author’s weibos on their author pages on JJWXC (assuming the novel you want to translate comes from there)
Thank you very much. >< I couldn’t use weibo (didn’t learn Chinese) so I asked you instead. Erm .. like this means that if we were to translate this novel Suppose I translate from your English. Then ask for permission so you don’t have to say hello to the owner of the story, right?🙂🙂
Technically yes. At least that’s usually how it goes.
thank you very mach!
I want he MC to become a system or buuyable option in the shop where the get a one world only assistant who will tell them how to capture. And for there to be a number of arcs where he bullies some silly shous from the position of an unseeable ghost while helping them get together with the MLs.
Where’s chapter 1 and 2?? or does it really starts at chapter 3??
You can find ch 1-2 via this novel’s NU page or on silverneko’s page. She translated the first two and I saw no reason to retranslate them 🙂 The NU page is under “useful links” on this page.
when will the arc start to have a happy ending? or at least when will MC fall for the ML for real?😢
each arc is beautiful but I also want that happy ending soon
😭
when will the arc start to have a happy ending? or at least when will MC fall for the ML for real?😢
each arc is beautiful but I also want that happy ending soon
sorry! I didn’t realise my comment was posted to it did it twice🙏
I feel like a M reading this story. But I’m still happily continuing this route?
This story always gives me a headache… and I still read it… And then there’s also my streak for „also haven’t cried in this arc“ even though the endings are always heart destroyers with how sad they are.
Hello Eve…..do you mind if I re-translate your translation of “Stratey to capture that scum gong” in to
Indonesia language? And post it on my wattpad account?
Thank you
Please someone explain me what is the dog food genre thank you
Do you mean dogblood? Dogblood is melodrama. Think soap operas. Very dramatic and unrealistic. Dog food as a term in BL, however, refers to public displays of affection.
Thank you so much for enlightening me
Yes, sorry, I meant dog blood 😅
thank you again
God damn this novel. I wish I never read it. Just… why is it so good? It opened my eyes , now I can’t read anything without tragedy in it (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Can anyone suggest something similar? I know about slag shou though. Please, I am so done (ꐦ ◠‿◠)
Oh, by the way, dear Eve, you are the best in every way, your translation is absolutely dope, and you are the only one who publishes so often! Everyone should look up to you! Not joking around! Love ❤
But for the ones that are currently being translated, this author has 2 more (titles roughly translated because I can’t remember what the translators chose)
All the villains fell in love with me after rebirth
did the affectionate male lead collapse today
They’re less tragic than scsg but there is elements of angst that I enjoyed. They’re much more light-hearted though.
There’s also “the target always thinks that i like him” or something like that. In which ml angsts on his own and its pretty funny. Again, more lighthearted than scsg.
And thank you so much for your comment! I’m very flattered and so happy to hear that 💕 Thank you so much for reading!
I’m not really one for crying when there’s separation or death in books or movies, but this author manages it time and again. I bow down to the great author and thank the translators.
I also think Kleenex should help with promoting it with the number of tissues I go through each arc XD
Thanks for reading! And yeah haha XH really knows how to tug on our heartstrings~
we are on the 10th arc right?🤔
yes
Can you pls tell this lowly one what (HE) is? I see some other novels with it in the description but I cant find the meaning of it 😛
HE stands for “happy ending.” Contrasts with BE for “bad ending.” 😄
This novel is so heart wrenching! If it weren’t for the cute system and Xie’s interaction, I probably wouldn’t be able to bear all the dogblood! 😭😭😭😭
I’ve cried so many times because of this novel already that I’ve just decided to wait until each arc finished to read in one go…wastes less tears that way…
Thank you for translating this novel! It has brought be so much sadness but I still continue to read it (suddenly feel like I’ve become masochist)
Thanks for reading! Keep holding on! Our happy ending is getting close! (Although it’s bittersweet thinking about it ending!)
👍👍👍👍Waiting for that HE! I want to see how Xie actually falls in love 💝
After all, ML Definitely need a lion + tiger + panther guts to take him down
This is one of the best novels that I’ve ever read so far on Chrysanthemum Garden! I really like your translations, thank you Eveeeee😊
I’m really happy to hear that! Thank you so much for reading 💕💕💕
By the way, in which arc is the ML going to appear?
We get to formally meet him in the very last arc 😄 He’s very worth the wait in my opinion. I loved the last arc so much.
Hello, Eve-san! Can I translate this into Indonesian through your translation?
Sorry, I don’t allow re-translations anymore. Please translate from the original author and support them!
I know this story is so dog blooded and can’t help it anymore. I’ve put this story down countless of time.. YET, I still come back to be abused.. What to do (╥_╥)
I just realize on PC i can’t seem to find the “Prev Page” or “Next Page” button anymore. ; m ;
what happened?
It is temporarily down as our web admin fixes site issues.
I shall wait 10 more days for it to be completed to start reading this. Thanks for translating! ✨
Usually, I would definitely not read angst but the angst here is just… a delicious dish brilliantly served in a golden platter by the MC. Time to dig in~
+1
Hiiii, I would like to ask permission to translate this beautiful novel into Spanish <3 Putting the credits they deserve clear :3. Thank you for translating it into English
I don’t allow retranslations anymore. Please buy the raws and support the author/translate from the raws!
Okay then. Although it is a shame, I appreciate and respect your work. Thanks for all your effort ✨✨
Reading this story will make you either a sadist or a masochist 😂
And in the end you would be immune to tragedy (well that’s what happened to me after reading this story, when I read other tragic stories I couldn’t even cry 😂
—since it doesn’t hurt enough 😂)
To the people planning to read or reread this…. Grab a bucket and a towel (tissues won’t cut it) 🙂
Reading this novel makes me feel like im both a S and a M…..
for anyone who wants to read this-
just saying
you need a lot of tissues for this one 😀
and snacks to make you feel better after crying
Aghhh my tears 😭😭😭 agghh my eyesssssss And my heart I feel so abusedddddd this is too muchhhhh
I just want to ask, would there be an apocalypse arc in these qt? Oh, well it is just cuz I’m actually craving for apocalypse in qt cuz y’know some qts have ones of the best apocalypse sometimes (oh, and I’m not saying the sole genre is not good but y’know some time human just really love the best ones) 🙂 so please tell me if there is!
Sighhhh… What I can say, this novel is good. Too good that it took me one week to finish reading because of headache (too much crying) and constantly have nightmares (last night about soul splitting). (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃
I like the systems, they are basically XH & LT children where need to be court to have their parents. (つ≧▽≦)つ
I found this novel 2 days ago and I’m currently stuck in the first chapter of Arc 5. I’m honestly so scared to begin reading but I don’t wanna stop either. Each arc is just so painful but satisfying to read. I don’t know what to do😭😣
Whomever reads this seeks to abuse themselves. Like me—
Mmm, I remember reading at the end of a chapter on the latter side of the novel that the author did another scum book? I’m looking through them but I can’t find where the t/n wrote it. Help, please!
The tags did not lead me to believe this would be so sad each arc. I don’t even know if I want to continue it’s just so intense
I was looking for something to read and I saw this. One of the QT novels (BG) that I’ve read made me shed all the tears I bottled up for the entire year. I promised myself not to read angsty and tragic stuff because I’m no masochist and it hurts so much but here I am… Curiosity wins! Wish me luck!
This seems like exactly the kind of dog blood drama I’d like
That synopsis just rattled my beating heart. Out here for something quick and time burner but I’ll try tho I’m really not in mood for a modern world story build I can jump into from one ARC to another but that feels cheating I didn’t read one QT from here due to possible angst. And here I am one anxiety level from imagining a tear breaker. Well let’s dive in! See yah at the end of the first ARC!