The Villain's Attack PlanCh71 - I’m Noble. I’m Great.

Looking at the book in his hand, Qin JiaShu’s face was cold. However, a sense of complication permeated this coldness as well.

Ji FengChang did his best to promote: “These are really very good stuff. I only brought them over because we’re best bros.” gPq4ZG

Qin JiaShu sat on the bed, upper body naked and one of his long legs slightly bent. His muscular and sturdy arms exude a sense of power as they rested casually on his leg. He looked at <<The Secret White Lotus Techniques>> in his hand, then lifted his eyes to glance at the bookbag full of books. He fell into a long silence.

“Why would you have these things?”

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Ji FengChang answered honestly: “Of course because I bought them.”

“……” SqJ0Hh

Qin JiaShu took a deep breath: “Why did you buy these?”

The two of them were good bros, Ji FengChang was not stingy with his answer: “Of course it’s to pick up girls.”

Qin JiaShu raised an eyebrow: “Did you pick any up?”

“Not exactly.”

Qin JiaShu: ……

The next second, Qin JiaShu tossed aside the book in his hand and then laid back down in bed.

Seeing this, Ji FengChang hastily yanked him back up: “Don’t underestimate them alright? I already told you this is good stuff, so naturally there’s a reason why I’m giving them to you. This is the so-called ‘read a book 100 times and you’ll naturally grasp the spirit of the text’.”

Qin JiaShu quietly watched his performance. hwMdqt

Ji FengChang picked up <<The Secret White Lotus Techniques>>: “What do you see?”

Qin JiaShu coldly recited the book’s title.

Ji FengChang scolded loudly: “Superficial!”

Qin JiaShu: …… mq8c 0

Ji FengChan with a profound look: “What you see is only a book, yet what I see is love and romance, the so-called ‘a book hides a charming bride’.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he met Qin JiaShu’s complicated gaze.

Ji FengChang frowned: “Why are you looking at me with that expression?”

“What expression?” mjPs3o

“The expression like you’re looking at an idiot.”

“Oh you got it right then.”

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Ji FengChang: ……

He stuffed the book in Qin JiaShu’s hands: “In the past, you’ve read so many famous novels and foreign literature, yet you’re still unsuccessful in your pursuit. This is because you are too lacking in human warmth. Who woos people like you, with such a cold face. The other person is more likely to get frightened first.” oUPIBn

After hearing this, Qin JiaShu stared at the books. Although Ji FengChang’s words could be considered well-known blanket statements, they weren’t very credible. However, his latest words just happened to hit the mark accurately, like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse.

Wen ZhiChu does seem very afraid of him.

“Anyways, reading them is the correct choice. There are many advantages and no harm, benefits all over.” Saying this, Ji FengChang grabbed the bookbag: “I will leave you some more books, the rest I will take home to read again.”

After speaking, Ji FengChang felt a strange sense of accomplishment. NlUbvO

Damn! To think that there’s a day where he and Qin JiaShu would discuss books together. Then he shook his head conceitedly. I’m so amazing, so amazing.

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The next second, Qin JiaHe’s round little body appeared. He wore adult slippers and stood at the doorway with a serious and stern expression on his face: “Gege, can XiaoHe enter?” auZmdR

Ji FengChang still remembered the pig screech a while ago. Seeing Qin JiaHe now, he just wanted to laugh. He felt that this little guy was actually pretty amusing: “So polite, come on in.”

However, Ji FengChang was the one who said these words after all. Qin JiaHe glanced at Qin JiaShu cautiously. Seeing his big brother not objecting, the originally scrunched up little face instantly blossomed into a smile. He hastily walked inside with the flopping oversized slippers.

Reaching the large bed, Qin JiaHe craned his head to look at Qin JiaShu: “Gege, what’s that in your hand?”

Qin JiaShu stopped moving. His handsome face stiffened visibly as he spat out coldly: “A story book.” DXVFcf

Because of his pig screech just now, Qin JiaHe still spoke with a nasally sound right now. Sucking in his snot back up his nose, he looked at the cover of the book.

Sniff—

“What kind of story is it?”

Qin JiaShu without a change in his expression: “Shaun the Sheep.” hdYzWS

Qin JiaHe opened his eyes wide, clearly believing him.

Ji FengChang: ……

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Anyone with an elementary diploma wouldn’t be tricked like this.

Ji FengChang picked up Qin JiaHe by the collar: “Little piglet, aren’t you suspicious at all?” MDls1i

Qin JiaHe surreptitiously stole a glance at Qin JiaShu and shook his head. It wasn’t until he walked outside the room with Ji FengChang that he finally said: “Big brother.”

Ji FengChang looked down at him: “What’s the matter?”

“I know that story is not Shaun the Sheep.”

Ji FengChang was surprised: “How did you know?” uQB2kF

Qin JiaHe’s little face was filled with seriousness: “Because there were five words on there, and they were pink.”

Ji FengChang swallowed.

Qin JiaHe’s little mouth continued to blabber: “Therefore, the name should be <<Adventures of Dora the Explorer>>.”

Ji FengChang: …… CogNHK

What Dora the Explorer.

Saying this to himself, he saw the little guy put on a complicated expression and say: “But don’t laugh at gege, alright?”

Ji FengChang bent down to look at him: “Why?”

“Because Gege can’t read.” FHdXkb

Ji FengChang: ……

Well damn. It looks like that asshole Qin JiaShu has been duping this little piglet quite a few times home.

After saying his piece, Qin JiaHe finally felt the huge stone inside his heart land. His big brother didn’t go to school again today. His illiteracy might even last a lifetime now.

After Ji FengChang and Qin JiaHe left, Qin JiaShu got up and randomly threw those books onto the table. He held <<The Secret White Lotus Techniques>> in his hands, somewhat conflicted. KW8iru

Standing in place for a long time, he finally opened the book.

The first page, narration: “Hello, white lotus.”

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Qin JiaShu frowned: Who is it talking to?

The next page, narration: “That’s right, I’m talking to you.” TZhDmd

Qin JiaShu: ……

Qin JiaShu pinched his brows and continued to read.

“Integrity, kindness, innocence, purity. These are all synonymous with us, right? No! Of course not! There can only be one adjective to describe us, and that is scheming!”

“Please remember, to be a qualified white lotus flower, our every move must be carefully calculated. The purpose is to create charm and charisma, for the sake of attracting others.” 80uIk9

“You must be thinking, Oh~ White lotus, acting this scheming can’t be good, right? First, let us remember one thing.”

“I’m noble, I’m great. I calculate others to elevate myself!”

(The above is purely used in love pursuits and fair competitions. Although weird, it abides a moral bottomline.)

Qin JiaShu: …… GD05Oa

The secret white lotus technique #1: Must complete upon starting. Seek a white lotus archetype in life and study their unique speech patterns (It’s not good to learn unique behavior patterns too early. It’s easy to look fake.). You will discover that he, she, they are very charming orators and know how to precisely appease others. Praise is secondary, the main focus is word choice.

Qin JiaShu looked below at the examples of people provided and closed the book, an extremely complicated expression on his face.

Ever since Qin JiaShu missed school that Friday, Wen ZhiChu felt a knot in his heart. He didn’t know why he would feel so guilty regarding Qin JiaShu.

Perhaps it’s because he didn’t want someone to feel bad because of him, or perhaps because Qin JiaShu has always helped him, which made him feel unbearable. iTr0zd

However, he had no better method but to refuse and hope that Qin JiaShu’s emotions wouldn’t be affected by him.

True to the name of Crazy Thursday, the things that occurred that day were extremely crazy as well.

Monday morning, after Wen ZhiChu bought his steamed buns and walked into the classroom, he sat down and asked: “Skycat Genie.”

[System: I’m here.] 8GKX3N

Wen ZhiChu inquired after a moment of hesitation: “Do you think Qin JiaShu will come to school today?”

[System: I suggest you ask this to the person himself.]

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Wen ZhiChu: ……

Looking at his conflicted face, Skycat Genie said. b9cuZ

[System: Actually, it’s fine if he doesn’t come. That way, you’ll be safer.]

Wen ZhiChu: ?

[System: My last host told me a saying before.]

Wen ZhiChu, curious: “What saying?” du62JS

[System: Stay away from men, otherwise you’ll become unlucky.]

“But he and I are both men.”

[System: That’s why I live with such misfortune.]

Wen ZhiChu: …… azXk6e

So we’re the ones who wronged you.

[System: Not to mention, he gave a live example.]

Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu was somewhat nervous: “What example?”

[System: At that time, in order to complete a mission, he said he had to sell himself cheap. In the end, things went awry and he had no choice but to relinquish his dignity and call the other person daddy. Unexpectedly, the other was a vicious tiger, who would even eat his own cub.] 0nLJsk

Wen ZhiChu swallowed: “And then?”

[System: Then I lost connection with him for three days. By the time I stopped being blocked and was released, he couldn’t even walk anymore. He said that his chrysanthemum region received grave injuries and lived in extreme shame. He had no choice but to recuperate from the wound before secretly running away.]

Wen ZhiChu was shocked. Who would have thought that ingenious person went through such a tragic experience, to be beaten so badly that he fractured his bones and couldn’t even walk.

“He must have suffered a lot huh.” ol9qGN

[System: He recuperated for half a month.]

Wen ZhiChu: ?

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Didn’t bone fractures take three months to recover? Wen ZhiChu pondered for a while then— perhaps the other was in pretty good health; he must have drunk plenty of milk.

During the afternoon club activity, Wen ZhiChu walked into the activity room with his exercise booklets. Inside these two books that Qin JiaShu purchased with him, he had only finished 3 exams in the last 4 days. It’s not because the exams were too hard, he just didn’t know how to do them. VwS1sj

He was so lost that when he saw a multiple choice problem with four answers and had to randomly guess an answer, he still thought choosing E was more reliable than choosing ABCD.

The appearance of these two exercise booklets was a vicious blow to Wen ZhiChu’s self-esteem.

He opened the exam papers and spread them out on the table. Qin JiaShu probably won’t be coming to the activity room anymore. Wen ZhiChu pressed his lips together, took out the answer sheet, and planned to look at the explanations himself.

At this time, the sound of footsteps could be heard outside the door. Wen ZhiChu didn’t notice and looked at the answers seriously with a frown. The next second, the chair next to him was pulled out and a shadow enveloped him. pdl50

Wen ZhiChu turned his head to look and was stunned. He saw Qin JiaShu sitting right next to him.

“Qin…Qin JiaShu.”

Qin JiaShu hypnotized himself silently, reviewing the white lotus speech that he studied. Since youth, there was nothing he couldn’t do as long as he put his mind to it.

Taking a deep breath inside his heart, Qin JiaShu told himself: It’s time for your performance. 6sWfP

Just as Qin JiaShu tilted his head and planned to display to Wen ZhiChu everything he learned last night to remove their previous barriers, his gaze swept over an area and his face instantly darkened.

“What happened to your head?”

Saying this, he practically lifted his hand subconsciously to brush aside the bangs in front of Wen ZhiChu’s forehead. He saw a bruised area on the other’s fair white forehead, looking like it had been there for several days.

Qin JiaShu’s face was terrifyingly dark: “Someone bullied you?” 3lRSK5

Wen ZhiChu hastily waved his hand dismissively: “This…this…”

Qin JiaShu’s voice was deep and low, carrying a hint of fury: “Who was it?”

Wen ZhiChu trembled in fear: “It.. it was me.”

Qin JiaShu: …… vhcb8X