As he lay down in his bed that night, You Xin was at a loss.
Remembering the memory of his kiss with Duan Jiashu, he felt both sweet and embarrassed. When the person you like also likes you back, it is probably the best thing in the world. But when he thought that the person was Duan Jiashu, a psychopath, who had “admitted” their relationship to others in order to sell CP, he felt very pained.
Duan Jiashu was truly a marvel. Even if You Xin had a deep level of “communication” with the other for some time, he still felt that he couldn’t understand what the other was thinking. Especially in terms of feelings, You Xin worried about gains and losses. He always felt that if he agreed to be with Duan Jiashu, maybe the other would suddenly surprise him and say to him when they were in love one day: “When I told you that I like you, I was actually just teasing you. Were you happy or not? How laughable.”
You Xin could fully imagine what that scene looked like in his mind. If Duan Jiashu really said such words to him, he felt that he would not be able to control himself and he would poison Duan Jiashu (after all, he couldn’t fight the other).
In order to avoid one day becoming the protagonist of a criminal case that the society would most definitely focus on, You Xin felt that he should still keep an appropriate distance from Duan Jiashu and observe the other’s behavior for a period of time first.
However, Duan Jiashu himself will not have such thoughts.
So the next morning, when You Xin got up, he received Duan Jiashu’s WeChat message.
Duan Jiashu:【has Xin Xin gotten up already? Duan Xiao Xin and I miss you [kiss]】
Then after a while, he sent a video of Xiao Hua. You Xin opened it only to find out that the video was actually of Xiao Hua taking a sh*t.
You Xin, who was having breakfast: …
Before he could even reply, Duan Jiashu sent him another one.
Duan Jiashu:【Duan Xiao Xin’s sh*t stinks. Every time I shovel the sh*t and wipe his butt, I end up rolling my eyes and retching. Xin Xin, I’m so pitiful, ah. [pitiful]】
Then, Duan Jiashu sent You Xin a selfie. You Xin opened the photo and saw that the entire photo was just Duan Jiashu’s face at a bewildering angle, and although it was still a very handsome face, this face of his was full of tears, and even his eyes were red.
You Xin’s heart clenched. Why did Duan Jiashu cry? Was it because he scolded him yesterday? You Xin tried to recall if he had said anything particularly hurtful yesterday. He frowned and thought for a moment. He couldn’t understand why the other cried like this. When You Xin was struggling with the decision if he should call Duan Jiashu, he saw another WeChat message from the other.
Duan Jiashu:【This is the tear left after my retching. It’s very rare. I’ll share it with you】
You Xin: …
When Duan Jiashu didn’t get You Xin’s wechat reply, he was still making persistent efforts to send messages.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Duan Jiashu:【Xin Xin, come back to me and give me a kiss ~ [kiss]】
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You Xin will not fill his head with romance. He wants to be a man with dedication to his career!
The said dedicated man felt a little sleepy after opening his script and reading it for about 40 minutes.
You Xin got sleepy even with his head propped up, and he blamed Duan Jiashu in his heart. Because of him, he couldn’t sleep at night and so he felt sleepy as soon as he got up in the morning.
You Xin sighed and decided to rest his head on the desk and sleep for a while before continuing.
As soon as his head hit the desk, he really fell asleep, but he didn’t get sleep for a while because he heard his phone ring.
You Xin dazedly picked up the phone.
“Hello~”
“You Xin, what are you doing?” There was a very honest voice from Duan Jiashu on the phone.
You Xin narrowed his eyes and was stunned for a while before realizing who was calling him. “I’m sleeping, what are you doing!?”
“Sleep? Who are you sleeping with?!” Duan Jiashu’s volume suddenly turned up, which made You Xin’s head hurt.
He roared back angrily. “You sicko. Of course I slept by myself. Who else would I sleep with?”
“You can sleep with me. But that’s not the point.” Duan Jiashu whispered quickly, and this sentence immediately changed back to a stern tone. “You’re sleeping in the middle of the day? Did you finish with the script?”
“Script…” You Xin looked down at the script that now had a small piece of suspicious liquid (saliva) under his arm, and saw that it was only turned for more than a dozen pages. Looking at it, You Xin slowly woke up and his heart beat quickened. He lengthened his words, “the script… I haven’t finished yet…”
“I knew you wouldn’t study hard at your home alone! Please tidy yourself up and come to my house. We’ll practice while you read, so it’s more efficient!”
Although Duan Jiashu’s tone sounded very serious, as You Xin heard that he was going to the other’s house, his still dazed head sobered up. He made up his mind to keep a certain distance from Duan Jiashu yesterday, but today, he will have to go to the other’s house. Didn’t this deviate from his original intention? Thinking of this, You Xin planned to reject Duan Jiashu’s proposal.
“I can’t go to your house. I just…”
“You didn’t read the script well yesterday, and you didn’t read it well today. Even if you don’t study hard, I’ll take the initiative to urge you to study now. You still want to refuse. You Xin, do you still want to act well?” Duan loashi was righteous and stern on the other end of the phone.
You Xin got a little embarrassed from what the other just said. Speaking of Duan Jiashu, he might be peculiar, but his professional ability was still strong. Now the other would willingly give him a good tutorial and help him improve, which is also out of kindness. Anyway, he should still be on guard. He will only read and practice the script when he goes to Duan Jiashu’s house today. If Duan Jiashu has any other excessive requirements, he will just refuse him directly. It’s no big deal.
“Well, I’ll come as soon as I clean up.” You Xin decided.
Then he heard Duan Jiashu’s voice immediately sound happier. “Alright Xin Xin. mwa~”
You Xin: …
You Xin’s next project is called “Sword of Heartlessness”, an ancient martial arts drama.
The story revolves around the protagonist Qin Suifeng, which is Duan Jiashu’s role. The protagonist was originally a very gifted disciple of a famous and decent sect. One day, he found a treasure map with his younger martial brother Song Ying. Then when they went looking for treasure, they found the “Sword of Heartlessness”. At the same time, they met the heroine Mo Pianpian, a cult witch, and competed with them for the sword. While the hero and the heroine haven’t known each other yet, they had a surprising mutual affection, however, when their feelings started to heat up, the hero’s sect happened to get destroyed and only the hero and his younger martial brother were saved from death because they went out. The hero is filled with grief and anger and is determined to investigate the truth. However, in the process of investigation, he was brutally cut off by an unknown enemy and ruined his martial arts.
You Xin’s role is Song Ying, the protagonist’s younger martial brother. As a younger martial brother, he spends more time with Duan Jiashu than the heroine. Even more than 80% of his rivalry scenes included Duan Jiashu. It can be said that the screenwriter’s style was very flattering. The audience will be able to ship either a BG or BL CP, one CP divided between good and evil, and the martial brothers CP or childhood sweethearts. It meets all the needs of the audience and is very comprehensive.
You Xin sighed while reading the script. He stretched and soon he had read a lot of content. It seemed that practicing in Duan Jiashu’s home was indeed more efficient than when he is at home alone.
“Xin Xin, don’t sit for too long. Get up and move. We can practice our lines together.”
You Xin raised his head and saw Duan Jiashu’s serious face, which was quite different from the s*xpert incarnate from yesterday. You Xin gradually put down his guard and nodded.
“OK, which paragraph are we talking about?”
“Let’s go back to the part when Qin Suifeng just met the heroine and was teased by Song Ying at the mountain gate.”
“OK.” You Xin turned to that page and looked at it twice. There was nothing special in that scene, so he agreed.
The two adjusted their emotions and began to act out their lines.
You Xin: “Shixiong, I encountered that witch today. Her whip dance was really fierce and powerful. My arm was hit by her whip and I could still feel pain until now.”
After hearing You Xin’s lines, Duan Jiashu picked up his arm and looked carefully. Seeing that there was nothing serious, he shook his head and said, “It’s not that she’s good, it’s that you’re not yet good at your craft. If you practice your swordsmanship day in and day out, would you be easily injured by her?”
When You Xin heard Duan Jiashu say this, he immediately pouted and snorted unhappily. “The witch is brave and fierce, and her moves are vicious. Instead of scolding her for her evil mind, you scolded me.Your heart has now been enamoured by that witch’s beauty!”
Duan Jiashu smiled when he heard this. “It’s just an encounter. I see that you are thinking about these things every day, that’s why you can’t practice your sword skills, and once you leave the mountain, you’ll understand.”
“We were just talking about the witch, but why did the topic turn to me again? Don’t say it, don’t say it, I’ll go back to practice my swordsmanship.” With that, You Xin pursed his lips and rolled his eyes at Duan Jiashu, trying to leave.
This was already the end of the scene, but after You Xin finished this line, Duan Jiashu grabbed him.
“Don’t be angry, shidi. Shixiong won’t be attracted to that witch.”
You Xin was stunned for a moment. Why did he still have this line? Did he miss a page? Just when he was stunned, Duan Jiashu took another step towards him and looked at You Xin with tenderness in his eyes.
“Shixiong only has one shidi in his heart. How can he take a fancy to others?”
With that, Duan Jiashu lowered his head and kissed You Xin’s lips.
You Xin was held in the arms of the other and had been kissed a while before reacting. He violently pushed Duan Jiashu away, his face flushed red with anger. “Duan Jiashu, what kind of drama did you just add? There’s no such paragraph in the script at all!”
Duan Jiashu was pushed by You Xin fiercely, and his face looked very aggrieved. “I just can’t help it, Xin Xin. If I were Qin Suifeng, you would be the only one in my heart.. How can I just let you misunderstand that I like other women? I had to prove it to you physically, Xin Xin.”
You Xin: …
He was wrong. He was wrong from the very beginning. At the start, he should’ve already understood that Duan Jiashu’s every serious speech and words were actually to satisfy his yellow thoughts.
Characters in the play:
秦随风: Qín Suí Fēng (随风: carefree)
宋英: Sòng Yīng(英: either hero or flower/blossom)
莫翩翩: Mò Piān Piān (翩翩: elegant)
Terms:
师兄: shī xiōng (senior disciple/elder martial disciple)
师弟: shī dì (younger/junior disciple)
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DUAN JIASHU’S MORNING MESSAGES LMAO 😭🤣
This is so hilarious.. he is really eccentric… How do you know if the person like you🤔 well if they sent you a poop video of their cat. . that means he loves you and is even willing to share even the poop of his kitten🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣