Translator/Editor:- Max
He washed his hands in the gold basin, and put an end to the bloody storms. That night, Mr. Dior had a good sleep by letting go of the burdens of the underworld.
The next day, Zhang Chenfei was woken up by a text message from his smart brain.
【Old Gao: “Fuck your uncle, why didn’t you come yesterday? You made me lose face in front of the beautiful coach!”】
Zhang Chenfei rubbed his swollen and aching head and replied:
【If I went, the beautiful coach would have looked down on you even more now.】
【Old Gao: Roll, roll, roll!】
After turning off his smart brain, Zhang Chenfei yawned and looked around. His little wife was still sleeping soundly in his arms, while the little golden retriever lay flat on his back on the carpet. The morning sunlight filtered through the light-coloured curtains. Everything was peaceful… if there was no mini armour-piercing water gun on the bedside.
The Underworld Godfather of the Asia-Pacific region…
The Qinghong Gang, my brothers are everywhere…
Tear down your barbecue stall…
When I was a child, I was a Husky…
Jiao Qi opened his eyes and saw his family’s Lao Gong holding a small silver water gun, looking both aggrieved and angry.
“What are you doing?”
“Swallowing a bullet to kill myself.” Zhang Chenfei had no face to meet his elders in Jiangdong. With that, Zhang Chenfei pulled the trigger.
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“Zi——” A stream of water sprayed into his mouth.
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“Ai, our Guangzong is really pitiful. The Interstellar Empire is gone, and the Asia-Pacific underworld is also gone.” Jiao Qi poured dog food into his dog bowl, patted the little guy who was eating silently, and sighed.
Zhang Chenfei almost lost his grip on the plate, put down the food and walked over. He squatted beside Jiao Qi with his ears turning red. He tilted his head and looked at his little wife with a smile in his eyes: “Yanyan, have you noticed…” You have been talking more than before.
Childishly watching the dog eat, talking to the dog, and mocking his Lao Gong in a roundabout manner. Zhang Chenfei felt that his Yanyan seemed to be getting closer to him.
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Upon hearing his name mentioned, the little golden retriever lifted his head from the food bowl, looking at the two humans biting at each other’s mouths in confusion. Humans were truly puzzling creatures to dogs.
He drove his little wife to Bajiao, Zhang Chenfei casually helped him unbuckle the seatbelt, expecting a farewell kiss. However, upon arriving at his workplace, President Jiao was still the same aloof and efficient President Jiao, completely disregarding the feelings of his Lao Gong, and simply got out of the car, passing like thunder and moving like wind.
Zhang Chenfei lowered the car window, intending to watch his little wife enter the building, only to find him standing right outside the car window. “Forgot something?”
“At noon, I’ll come find you for lunch.” Jiao Qi bent down, as if to kiss him.
The President stiffened his back suddenly, but his little wife was just leaning close to his face, reaching out to grab a tissue. Gnashing his teeth, he wanted to catch him, but President Jiao had already elegantly stood up and left gracefully.
He’s really picked up some bad habits… Big Dick Zhang rested his hand on the car window, watching that slender figure, pursed his lips and laughed. This good mood lasted until the moment he stepped into Shifei Technology.
“Good morning!” Two rows of black-clad men wearing sunglasses greeted in unison, startling the President, who almost bumped into the revolving door.
Going upstairs with black lines all over his head, the first thing he did was to call the Human Resources Department: “Cough, the theme event is already over, please inform the security guards that they don’t need to line up to welcome anymore, and return to their positions.”
“Okay, President.” The Human Resources Department also breathed a sigh of relief. This strange way of welcoming guests really didn’t fit in with the corporate culture of Shifei, and this week, employees had already complained about it more than twenty times.
“President, this is the new laser sword. Do you want to have one prepared in the office?” Secretary Su Su came over with a delicate little box, showing the latest peripheral to the president.
This was the weapon newly added to “Glory of the Galaxy” yesterday. The peripheral toys haven’t been mass-produced yet, and what Su Su got is the first batch of samples. It’s just a hilt, and pressing the weapon button can emit a bright light beam.
“…No need.” Zhang Chenfei rubbed his brow, “The sword’s qi is too evil, not suitable for hanging in the office.”
“Okay.” Su Su didn’t quite understand how a plastic toy sword could have any evil qi, but she obediently took it away and placed the model in the display cabinet in the secretary’s office.
After the secretary left, the President buried his face in his hands for half a minute before building up his mentality to continue facing the cruel reality.
There were basically no problems in handling work matters, except that the tone of some email responses was a little off. Fortunately, the employees didn’t seem to mind, and those that were too strange had already been corrected by his family’s Yanyan.
He opened his social media to check. Thankfully, the Underworld Godfather’s top position came with the idol baggage, so he didn’t have the hobby of showing off new weapons on social media, thus avoiding the trouble of having to salvage his reputation. However, what’s with the comments below?
【Daddy, I was wrong, I don’t want your money anymore, just give me the young master!】
【Everyday I think of stealing the young master’s likes in the lower right corner.】
【May I ask how can one marry a true Mr. Perfect like the young master?】
Something seemed off, so Zhang Chenfei did a quick search, his expression darkening instantly. His carefully hidden little wife had been exposed! Photos were circulating everywhere, and the comments below were simply unbearable to read!
【Ahhhhh! Mom, I want to marry him, that’s right, him!】
【Lick lick lick, I can play with these legs for an year.】
【Young Master Jiao’s looks and temperament are so much better than those currently popular teen idols. Can I be a fuck fan of Young Master Jiao?】
They have gone too far! Zhang Chenfei was so angry that he walked back and forth in the office, and angrily asked Louis XIV to find a photo for him to counterattack.
Louis XIV: I’d be happy to provide you with the photos Louis XIII imported, but artificial intelligence can’t understand what you mean by counterattack. Do you mean like this, like this, or like this?
The smart brain listed three photos as examples: a dynamic image of a baseball player hitting a backhand, an upside-down image of a rooster running, and finally, the last one is Zhang Chenfei’s little wife’s picture taken in bed.
Since Louis XIV was still restricted to child mode and couldn’t find inappropriate content for children. This one was taken on a day when they were napping in the villa, with the sunlight just right. Zhang Chenfei quietly slid his large hand under Jiao Qi’s hand, which was resting on top of the blanket, and took the photo.
“Not bad, you’re smarter than Louis XIII.” Zhang Chenfei immediately uploaded the last photo to his social media and edited it and typed on it.
“Your conclusion is inaccurate. I’m in child mode, which is lower-level than Louis XIII, but it’s just more in line with the psychology of underage children.”
“Once XIII is fixed, I’ll toss you into the toilet.” Zhang Chenfei spat, then typed and hit send.
【Zhang Chenfei: Just give up, he’s mine. Whoever says “stunning legs” or “can’t close legs” and the like, I’ll sue you for sexual harassment.】
However, such threats were useless. Netizens just laughed underneath it.
“……”
The development progress of the “Memory Cleaning App” was extremely slow. While the framework was easy to set up, obtaining core data was a lengthy process. The PR department had just managed to contact two patients and was still in the process of communication.
There was a long way to go, and Zhang Chenfei cannot sit still and wait for death. He must try his best to complete the important work before the next script appears.
After being busy and disoriented all morning, it was already lunchtime in the blink of an eye. Zhang Chenfei promptly set down the files in his hands, eagerly watching the door of the president’s office, looking forward to the moment when his little wife would push open his door and enter.
“President Jiao!”
“President Jiao, you’re here!”
There was a wave of greetings outside, and Zhang Chenfei quickly picked up the pen and signed the documents with a serious face.
Translator’s note:- Now that’s a wrap of this mafia godfather arc. Why don’t you guys guess what the next arc can be, no cheating!!?
