The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 29

“Who even wants to be in an X relationship with you?! You’re so shameless!” You Xin’s face was a fiery shade of red. He felt that it would be possible for him to fry eggs on his face.

“I am shameless, yes.” Duan Jiashu nodded and admitted upfront, but his face turned slightly redder and looked a little embarrassed. He still answered You Xin’s question very seriously though, “I don’t want to have an X relationship with anyone else except you, so if anyone will have X relationship with me, it must only be you.” eP48Cy

Duan Jiashu looked straight into You Xin’s eyes, and instantly felt that his heart beat too fast and his brain functions had started to go out of control. At the moment, he couldn’t understand anything else Duan Jiashu said except that he heard the words “X relationship” being repeated constantly. But in his current situation of having brain hypoxia, You Xin still struggled and tried his best to pretend to be calm. “Stop talking, I don’t believe you. You don’t actually like me at all. You only have our CP in your heart. Don’t think I don’t know this.”

“Xin Xin~” Duan Jiashu listened to You Xin’s response, but he wasn’t angry. His voice was deep and gentle, and You Xin trembled. “Does that mean that you actually want to be with me? When I confessed, you only said that you don’t believe me, but you didn’t say that you don’t like me back. So, you actually like me. Right?” As he spoke, he slowly approached You Xin’s face and gradually shrouded the other in his own shadow.

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You Xin: !!!

“I’m not, I don’t, I can’t like you!” You Xin denied, but his chest heaved fiercely. As Duan Jiashu approached him, he stiffened and couldn’t move at all. W3iD2F

“You’re lying.” Duan Jiashu looked at You Xin with burning eyes and spoke softly and hoarsely. He pinched You Xin’s cheek and whispered to his red ears, “You see, right now, your face is warm and red. In addition, your eyes don’t dare look back at mine. It’s clear that you like me too. It’s also written in the script that at this part, you’re now looking like you are refusing to welcome me.”

Refusing?! He didn’t change at all, so You Xin contradicted, “You didn’t even change—!”
You Xin’s reaction seemed very intense, but because he’d been squatting for a while now, he still felt a little numb, so when he pushed Duan Jiashu, it was soft. Even his voice while refuting had a taste of shame in it due to his strong breathing. He really had no desire to refuse..

You Xin felt wrong himself. His eyes were reddening with shame. He anxiously opened his mouth to say something to show his firm opposition, but he didn’t dare speak because he was afraid that his voice would betray him and make him look pitiful.

Duan Jiashu watched You Xin, who looked overwhelmed, and narrowed his eyes. When he saw that the other was about to get angry, he opened his mouth, “I didn’t bring you into the same plot. I thought of you a lot when I was doing that script. In those days when you fell out with me, I just realized and understood that I wanted to be with you. I couldn’t accept you being in another person’s arms. I missed you so much in those days too.” Then Duan Jiashu’s eyes locked You Xin’s wet eyes and touched his face. “I miss your eyes, your nose and…” his fingers touched the corners of You Xin’s mouth and rubbed repeatedly over the small mole at the corner of his mouth. “I miss the small mole at the corner of your mouth. It looks like a seed sticking to your skin, which makes me want to lick it off.”

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Duan Jiashu’s eyes slowly focused on the mole on You Xin’s mouth as he spoke those words. You Xin’s mouth was already so dry that he subconsciously licked his mouth. Duan Jiashu stared at it deeply, slowly pulled away, looked into You Xin’s eyes and asked him, “Can I lick it, Xin Xin?”

You Xin: !!!

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Before You Xin could even say “no”, he felt movement in front of his eyes. A soft and wet thing kissed the corner of his mouth, then a wet and hot tongue rolled back and forth on it.

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Duan Jiashu wasn’t angry when he was hit. He just nodded and said, “OK, if yo’re not hurting, we’ll continue~”

You Xin: !!!

Duan Jiashu kissed him again, but the attack was much more fierce than the previous time. He put You Xin down on the carpet and licked and kissed the other’s lips. You Xin hummed and passively pushed Duan Jiashu’s shoulder with his hand, but he didn’t have enough strength. In the end, he could only hold on to the other’s shoulders and take whatever he was given. Gradually, You Xin felt that the oxygen in his chest was about to be squeezed dry, so he couldn’t help but open his mouth, but it was soon invaded by Duan Jiashu’s tongue. There was a tangle of lips and tongues, leaving sounds. JBMwTq

Just when the atmosphere became hotter and almost uncontrollable, You Xin suddenly Xiao Hua cry. He struggled to open his eyes amongst Duan Jiashu’s fierce hug and kisses, and saw Xiao Hua standing right next to him and Duan Jiashu, staring at them curiously.

You Xin’s shame finally came to light. With a new sense of thrill, he pushed Duan Jiashu’s hand groping in his clothes and escaped from the other.

“Since Xiao Hua is finally all right, I’ll leave first!” You Xin didn’t dare look back at Duan Jiashu when he got up. He said his goodbyes and ran away in a hurry.
“Xin Xin, Xin Xin!” Duan Jiashu lay still in place and shouted a few times. Finally, he heard a “bang!”. The door had been closed.

Duan Jiashu looked at himself, then looked at the innocent kitten next to him. cHA4 5

Xiao Hua: “meow ~”

Duan Jiashu: …

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He felt very depressed. Now he wanted to check how to make stewed cat soup on the Internet.

You Xin came home and sat on the sofa foolishly. xavzN9

There was too much information on what just happened. He was going to help Duan Jiashu find Xiao Hua, but when he found Xiao Hua, Duan Jiashu suddenly confessed for no reason, then Duan Jiashu pushed him into a make out session. If it hadn’t been for Xiaohua’s timely meows to remind him, You Xin didn’t know what terrible things could happen today.

Thinking of this, he took a few breaths, poured himself a large glass of water and drank fiercely, trying to cool his overheated brain. His single minded brain couldn’t handle so many complex problems and was about to crash.

It was starting to cool down when You Xin suddenly felt a vibrationin his pocket. He took out his phone and found it was Duan Jiashu’s WeChat notification.

Duan Jiashu: 【Xin Xin, why did you suddenly leave [wronged]】 Li8jRo

Seeing Duan Jiashu’s wechat, You Xin’s skull automatically warmed up again. He quickly drank another glass of water before replying to Duan Jiashu.

You Xin: 【Who told you to do such an excessive thing to me?!】
Duan Jiashu: 【What’s too much? When there’s an X relationship?】
You Xin: 【Can you stop saying these words!?】
Duan Jiashu: 【OK, so can I just do it without saying it?】
You Xin: 【No!】
Duan Jiashu: 【What do you want me to do? [wronged]】
You Xin: 【I haven’t promised you anything? We can’t do anything!】
Duan Jiashu: 【OK. Then Xin Xin, can you promise to be with me? Do you like me [cute] [cute]】

Seeing this message, You Xin blushed again. He bit his lips and finally replied: 【I have a little… I like you a little… But I can’t promise yet!】

Duan Jiashu: 【Why, Xin Xin, you like me, why don’t you agree? [cry] [cry]】
You Xin: 【Who made you love writing and acting so much? I still don’t believe you! And it’s too sudden. I haven’t thought about it yet. Do you know how serious this is? It’s quite normal for male and female stars to fall in love after acting together, but we’re both boys!】
Duan Jiashu: 【There’s no difference between my love for acting and my love for you. [sad], Xin Xin, you have to believe me [love] [love] and I’ve told Wen-ge that I like you. Your agent should also know, and that they will help!】
You Xin: 【!!!】
You Xin: 【When did you say that? Why don’t I know!】
Duan Jiashu: 【Actually, I recommended you to act in “Sword of Heartlessness”. I told Wen-ge at that time [cool]】
You Xin: 【!!!】 HueJp4

Sure enough, Duan Jiashu recommended him to act in “Sword of Heartlessness”. You Xin felt moved for a while, but then he felt something was wrong. Yeah! Duan Jiashu said earlier that he didn’t understand that he liked You Xin until they had a falling out. What did he admit to Wen-ge before!? You Xin’s eyes narrowed at the thought of this.

You Xin: 【Duan Jiashu! Did you admit that you like me to Wen-ge in order to sell CP with me?】

Duan Jiashu paused for a moment and a pop-up showed that he was typing.

Duan Jiashu: 【… Yes. But I already liked you at that time. I also wrote a long line to Wen-ge according to my feelings for you, and Wen-ge was moved. You see, the script is false, but my feelings for you are true, Xin Xin!】 pYCZ3o

Shit! I knew it! You Xin rolled his eyes and felt angry.

You Xin: 【Duan Jiashu! Do you think I will still believe your nonsense now?】
Duan Jiashu: 【believe me… [cry] [cry]】
Duan Jiashu: 【Xin Xin, I have evidence to prove that I really like you!】
You Xin: 【[indifference] [indifference]】
Duan Jiashu: 【Today, when I kissed you, I got hard. As long as you kiss me again, I can directly prove it to you!】
You Xin: 【…】
You Xin: 【get away from me! Don’t even think about it!】

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Remember, consent is key!!! This is pure fiction!!! Don’t be like Duan laoshi in real life >.<

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10 comments

  1. Duan Jiashu’s uniqueness can be useful sometimes too lol but Xin Xin give him a hard time 😈😈😈

    Thanks for the chapter ☺️

  2. Doesn’t dad like cats and love Caomei so much? Why not getting laid abruptly trigger the cat soup thought in his head like that.. DJS, are you really a cat lover? D-: