The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 31

After several days of intermittently practicing his lines with Duan Jiashu, You Xin finally joined the cast and crew.

He was very worried about what Duan Jiashu would do once they were in the crew, but he soon discovered that the other had turned serious and professional. PdrfSW

Duan Jiashu was very dedicated and acted professionally. No matter who it was that he acted with, he would do the script with others in advance, and sometimes, he even demonstrated what the scene would be like. The actors of the crew called him Duan laoshi due to this, and with Duan Jiashu’s serious and respectable look, he could really be regarded as a teacher.

While You Xin was waiting for his scenes, he saw Duan Jiashu giving lessons to others. When the other was acting, he had this mature and professional attitude that was very different from Duan Jiashu he knew in private. But You Xin couldn’t help being in a trance at this. He felt that Duan Jiashu was so handsome when he was being serious as he talked, even the way he occasionally frowned was professional and powerful, and also sexy.

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“Xin Xin, you’re drooling.”

“Ah?” You Xin quickly wiped his chin when he heard this, discovered that there was actually nothing, and soon realized that he was being teased. He looked up and saw the makeup artist next to him laughing. After You Xin joined the crew, he gradually became familiar with the staff. The makeup artist jiejie was very nice, but she always liked to tease him. eJdM7Q

“Jie, why are you teasing me again!?” You Xin gave a cry of exasperation.

The makeup artist said with a smile, “I wanted to fix your makeup. Who knew that you’d be staring at Duan laoshi dazedly again. What, I can’t say it?” Then she winked at You Xin.

“I didn’t!” He blushed at once. “I just wanted to see how Duan laoshi talked about acting and I wanted to learn. I’m not so salacious!”

“I know, I know.” The makeup artist nodded while fixing You Xin’s eyebrows, “JiaXin is rio, I know~”

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You Xin: …

After the makeup artist jiejie fixed his makeup, You Xin waited for a while until Duan Jiashu finished shooting a scene. Now, it was his turn to act with Duan Jiashu.
Duan Jiashu drank and reviewed the script with You Xin.

You Xin was still thinking about what the makeup artist just said about this madman, so he was a little nervous for fear of revealing his secrets. When he was with Duan Jiashu, he didn’t dare look at Duan Jiashu’s face and always lowered his head. As he read his lines, he felt his chin being lifted and he directly looked into Duan Jiashu’s eyes. You Xin was startled and stiffened as he listened to the other give him a lesson.

“In this drama, as my shidi, you’ll see that your shixiong has a good impression of the witch he just met. You should show a change of mood and get jealous. Why aren’t jealous, but shy over your shixiong? What are you thinking about right now? Be serious.” Duan Jiashu said this in a faint tone. It sounded like he was scolding him, but the words had a taste of flirtation. Although they were staying by the corner at the moment, there were still people around the scene. Whatever they do or say, everyone could see and hear. yJbiHB

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You Xin was a little annoyed at the thought of being molested by Duan Jiashu in public, but he didn’t dare to attack because he was worried that this action might attract more attention. So You Xin had to gently knock off Duan Jiashu’s hand and quietly protested instead. “I don’t want to eat vinegar, nice try.”

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“JiaXin is so cute. I want to cry~”

“It turns out that both Duan laoshi and You Xin are quite meticulous in talking about scenes, ah. They paint a picture of a strict old cad and a spoiled little cutie. I love this kind of character setting, I’m going crazy~”

“Hush, hush, let’s keep our voice down to not disturb others. Let’s eat dog food quietly~”

“Right! ( ̄▽  ̄) ~ *” RtZjeJ

You Xin: …

Feeling the eager eyes behind them, You Xin stiffened and pretended he didn’t hear their conversation, but deep inside he couldn’t help but shed tears. What kind of bullsh*t character setting, this must be an image planned by Duan Jiashu. You Xin was really suffering from his poor acting skills!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

After finishing work and returning to the hotel, You Xin took a bath. He lay on the bed in his pyjamas and planned to go through his script and then sleep.

While he was reading, he heard the doorbell ring. You Xin put on his slippers and went to the door. He looked out from the peephole and saw Duan Jiashu standing outside.
Duan Jiashu has restrained a lot since he came to film. Although they live on the same floor of the hotel, the other has never “bothered” You Xin at night. In addition to sending him sand sculpture type messages on WeChat every day, he and Duan Jiashu seemed to be normal colleagues. You Xin gradually relaxed from his vigilance and thought that Duan Jiashu wouldn’t be experiencing estrus while amongst the crew. So seeing Duan Jiashu coming to him, he took it for granted and didn’t think much if the other was up to something else. OfJ8ju

You Xin opened the door and saw Duan Jiashu holding a script with a serious expression on his face. “The script has been changed a little. Let me check it with you.”

“Oh.” You Xin nodded and let the other into his room. But as soon as he closed the door and turned around, Duan Jiashu pressed him on the door and kissed him fiercely. Then the other took his face and invaded his mouth deeply and erotically with his tongue, licked his sensitive upper jaw, and kissed You Xin wetly.

You Xin: !!!

You Xin was startled. Before he could move, he was already held by Duan Jiashu. He wasn’t let go off until he was soft all over. Lc3pdH

He hit Duan Jiashu angrily. When he spoke, his breath was still trembling: “You… What are you doing?”

“I haven’t kissed you for days. I miss you so much.” Duan Jiashu put his head against you Xin’s face. his expression looked vulnerable and aggrieved, but in reality, his arm firmly put You Xin against the door so he couldn’t move.

You Xin moved his shoulder but he still couldn’t get away. “You liar. You see me every day. What’s so good about me to think of, when I think you were even very happy to scold me in front of everyone every day!”

“Xin Xin~ not like this.” Duan Jiashu extended his tone and explained to You Xin, “I must be strict with you so that others won’t gossip. There are a lot of people with their eyes on this drama. If I take care of you too much, others will have opinions on you.” RtMl0p

You Xin froze. He didn’t think that Duan Jiashu would notice this kind of situation, and he thought the other person never cared about this.

Seeing You Xin’s surprised eyes, Duan Jiashu smiled and touched the other’s head. “It’s not that I don’t know these things, but I don’t like and care for these boring things, so I often ignore this point and only do what I want to do. But you’re different. You care about others’ opinions of you. If you hear what others say about you behind your back, you’ll get unhappy. I don’t want anyone to hurt you, so I should pay attention to this.”

“Duan Jiashu…” You Xin looked at the other’s bright and tender eyes and felt a little speechless. He didn’t expect that Duan Jiashu, a person who walks alone, was willing to care about such small things for himself. You Xin felt her heart go warm, as warm as soaking in hot water.
“Xin Xin, were you moved?” Duan Jiashu lowered his head and asked You Xin in front of him.

“Yes.” You Xin nodded gently and shyly. l1eAjf

“So are you willing to have an X relationship with me now?”

You Xin: …

“I brought a condom.”

You Xin: … jksVPl

“No, get out of here!”

Duan Jiashu immediately stuffed the condom back into his pocket. “I won’t go away though, so we’d better kiss.”

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“Who wants to kiss you? I don’t like you. Just hurry bacck!” You Xin pursed his lips and didn’t look at the other, indicating that he can’t coax him, that it’s useless for him to say anything again.

Duan Jiashu was not discouraged, however. He went directly to You Xin’s ear to speak, whispered and licked his ear. “Xin Xin, don’t be angry. You obviously like me, I found out when you were peeking at me as I performed, and the way you were looking straight at me was especially cute.” He said he kissed the neck below You Xin’s ear again AnePzZ

You Xin’s ears were sensitive. At the moment, they have soon become red. When he heard Duan Jiashu mention it, he couldn’t handle it. You Xin pushed his head away, but his tone softened. “Who’s peeking at you? Are you so shameless?”

“I am shameless. I found you looking at me. At that time, I wanted to press you on the door like this, kiss you hard as you beg for mercy.” Duan Jiashu rubbed You Xin’s cheek with his nose and gently touched You Xin’s lip with the tip of his tongue.

You Xin shivered and his breaths became ragged, but he was still unwilling to admit defeat. “You think… but I won’t… beg for mercy.”

Duan Jiashu raised his mouth, and his voice was so light that he almost swallowed his words into his stomach. “OK, then don’t beg for mercy.” Then he kissed You Xin’s lips again. 09vRsX

You Xin was kissed so softly that he involuntarily hugged the other’s neck. Duan Jiashu picked You Xin up and clamped his waist with his legs so that the lower half of their bodies fit closely together.

You Xin grunted and felt the other’s hand touch his butt. The waistband of his pyjama pants was very loose, and he was afraid that his pants would be pulled down by Duan Jiashu soon, so he reached out to pull the other’s hand away, but then he heard the phone in his pants pocket ring. You Xin was surprised and hurried to grab the phone. He touched the screen and connected the call.

Hearing the sound of “hello”, You Xin immediately pushed Duan Jiashu away and jumped down from the other.

He looked at the screen and discovered that the caller was Liu Yanhui. You Xin swallowed his saliva and quickly answered the phone. oMNCHT

After seeing You Xin’s mobile phone screen, Duan Jiashu who was next to him immediately turned black as if he had brushed a layer of ash on him.

Translator's Note

to get jealous

Translator's Note

”沙雕” literally “sand sculpture”, is an internet slang meaning funny/hilariously offensive person. In the past though, it was mostly used with the meaning “stupid”

Translator's Note

written as “发qing” in the raws (pinyin: fā qíng). it means “estrus” or period of sexual receptivity of female mammals. It’s basically being in heat XD Duan Jiashu is implied to be h*rny, hahaha

Translator's Note

dark expression

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8 comments

  1. Heh Duan laoshi turned out to be the one who’s eating vinegar

    Thanks for the chapter ☺️