The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 32

You Xin picked up his phone and remembered what Liu Yanhui had confessed to him before. Recently, he was either thinking about his role or upset about Duan Jiashu, so he hadn’t been in contact with Liu Yanhui and had long forgotten this stubble. Now, he felt a little embarrassed when thinking about it, and he didn’t know how he’d talk to Liu Yanhui.

“Hui-ge, what’s up?” You Xin answered the phone carefully, feeling very uneasy. f2t8WE

He was worried that Liu Yanhui would ask him for an answer. Although You Xin doesn’t know what will happen to him and Duan Jiashu in the future, he knows in his heart that he has no feelings beyond friendship for Liu Yanhui and has no possibility to be with the other. But if Liu Yanhui asks about his confession, he can’t be perfunctory at will, and he can only flatly refuse. If this was so, he was afraid that his long-standing brotherhood with Liu Yanhui will end.

However, it seemed as if Liu Yanhui never confessed to you Xin. He didn’t mention the last time. “Xiao Xin, have you worked hard lately? I happen to be going to your side of the set area to shoot a commercial, I’ll come to see you~”

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“Hui-ge, are you going to visit?” You Xin was a little surprised. He wasn’t ready to see Liu Yanhui again now. Besides, Duan Jiashu was still here… He subconsciously looked up at Duan Jiashu next to him and saw the other party’s dark face. You Xin pursed his lips. With Duan Jiashu here, it’s even more inappropriate to meet Liu Yanhui. He’d better find a way to push things off.

“Er… Hui-ge, I’m a little uncomfortable…” b0DhZO

Before he finished speaking, You Xin felt that the phone in his hand had been taken away. As soon as he looked up, he saw Duan Jiashu take his phone. “Hello, Captain Liu, this is Duan Jiashu. Xin Xin and I especially welcome you to visit. You’ve been taking care of Xin Xin before, and I haven’t found a chance to thank you. Thank you very much. I really want to take this opportunity to invite you to dinner this time… Will you come? OK, that’s the deal! I’ll see you the day after tomorrow.” Duan Jiashu said “goodbye” after, then hung up the phone neatly and handed the phone back to you Xin with his mouth open.

“I made an appointment with Liu Yanhui, he’ll come the day after tomorrow, and we both have nothing to do by then, so just invite him to dinner.”

You Xin held the phone for a while before realizing what Duan Jiashu had done. Ge was so angry that he hammered the other’s shoulder: “Why did you grab my phone, why did you agree for me without permission?”

Duan Jiashu shot You Xin an aggrieved look, held his hand, squeezed it, and replied seriously, “Because I’m jealous.”

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You Xin saw that Duan Jiashu’s expression didn’t seem to be fake, and he also looked a little guilty. “You’re still angry because of last time…”

“Yes, I’m still brooding over the diary he gave you last time. Although you only like me and not him, I can’t help being jealous as long as I think he has been with you for so many years and you two might’ve secretly coveted. If I had met you first, if I had known you for six years, we would have been together earlier, and by now there will certainly be more babies than just Duan Xiaoxin!” Duan Jiashu pressed You Xin’s hand on his heart and looked down at You Xin’s stomach.

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You Xin: …

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“Sg…” Tbe Wlc uijcmfv ja tlr rabwjmt ktfc tf obiibkfv Gejc Aljrte’r ilcf bo rluta, gbiifv tlr fsfr, jcv ecvfgrabbv fnfgsatlcu lc jc lcrajca. Lf qeiifv tlr tjcv boo tlw, “Dea ktja vbfr atlr tjnf ab vb klat sbeg bkc bqlclbc? Glv sbe mjii Ole Tjctel jcv jrx wf obg ws bqlclbc?”

“Of course it does!” Duan Jiashu said firmly, “Xin Xin, it’s not your business for me to meet Liu Yanhui. It’s a duel between the JiaXin and Meteor CPs, a war between Liu Yanhui and me. You can’t stop it!” Duan Jiashu looked into the distance with awe-inspiring righteousness, and his expression was full of perseverance.

You Xin: ???

What is a CP duel? What does he mean ‘there’s a war’? Why is this still related to CPs? What kind of childish love story was this? Was this Duan Jiashu’s TM thinking?! OEIgkm

You Xin didn’t know how to complain about Duan Jiashu, but he is most worried about another problem. “Duan Jiashu, what the hell do you want? Are you gonna fight Liu Yanhui on the spot?! will you be more rational!” If Duan Jiashu and Liu Yanhui fight, no matter what kind of fight he makes, he will definitely be on social and entertainment news. This is like an Asura arena. That’s terrible!

“Xin Xin, what are you talking about? I won’t fight others, I’ll win with my wisdom.” Duan Jiashu frowned and disdained the idea of fighting.

“How can you win by wisdom?” You Xin was still worried.

But Duan Jiashu didn’t want to say more. He waved his hand, “Xin Xin, don’t worry. This is the battle between us gongs. You’re my shou. You don’t need to understand.” UdxwOo

You Xin: …

What’s this battle between gongs? What does he mean You Xin doesn’t need to understand?

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

You Xin’s a shou when selling CP, but he’s not really a little shou in real life. Why did he say that about him! And what’s wrong with little shous? Why doesn’t he understand? Does he despise little shous?

The more You Xin thought about it, the more he got angry. He couldn’t help but want to choke Duan Jiashu. “Well, I don’t understand. I don’t care how you fight with Liu Yanhui, but I didn’t promise to date you. I don’t like you. I’m not your little shou, let alone your actual one!” plm5xE

“Xin Xin, don’t be angry. You obviously like me. When you kissed me just now, your saliva dripped on my chin. Moreover, as soon as I kissed you, your legs went soft and you couldn’t stand. The books say thats a little shou.” Duan Jiashu analyzed rationally, touched his chin and proudly raised his shiny fingers to you Xin.

You Xin glanced at Duan Jiashu’s hand and didn’t dare to look up. He remembered the madness he and Duan Jiashu did just now, and his face turned. Although it is true that his legs get soft easily, that can’t prove that he must be the shou! How can Duan Jiashu speak so directly? It’s so hateful. He must disagree with the other this time!

So You Xin had to raise his head and defend himself. “What if I kiss you? I don’t necessarily like you if I kiss you. If you say I’m a little shou again, I’ll go like Liu Yanhui instead!”

Duan Jiashu was surprised to hear You Xin say this, so he pondered a bit and his expression slowly recovered. “You can’t like Liu Yanhui anymore. You and I can be together for a long time after kissing. You react after being kissed by me every time. With your brain capacity, you shouldn’t be able to do the difficult action of stepping on two boats. Besides, you’re not strong enough. You can’t move every time I hold you. With this case, you can’t be a gong.” gEOmrI

You Xin: …

My brain is small? I’m short? Not strong enough?

After listening to Duan Jiashu’s ‘rational analysis’, You Xin felt that he could no longer be rational.

“I don’t want to step on your ‘boat’, and I won’t give you a hug. You can go out quickly now!” 0Bxzs4

Seeing that You Xin was unhappy, Duan Jiashu realized that he said something he shouldn’t have. He changed his wronged expression, holding You Xin’s small waist while shaking and flattering him. “Xin Xin, you come to my boat, and my sails are propped up for you.” Then he took You Xin’s hand and held it under his own.

You Xin pushed Duan Jiashu’s hand away and took a step back to show his determination to not to ‘get on the ship’. He felt that he had been very kind to Duan Jiashu recently. He always pushed him but let the other succeed. As a result, Duan Jiashu has been taken for granted by the manager. He dared to arrange this without him so casually. He must give him some notion to see.

“You go now, or the ship will capsize immediately.”

“Xin Xin… Alright.” Seeing that You Xin was really angry, Duan Jiashu had to face it and walk out of his room step by step. OVTCeW

With Duan Jiashu gone, You Xin breathed a sigh of relief. Thinking about the other’s expression just now, he felt giddy in his heart. After a minute, he wasn’t anymore. Thinking of the situation he will face the day after tomorrow, You Xin wanted to hold his head and hide in a pit. This meeting will be terribly similar to a love triangle. What would he do about such an embarrassing thing? His embarrassment is already kicking in!

You Xin was thinking about this when he received Duan Jiashu’s WeChat message. It was a picture that says【Duan Jiashu’s love boat ticket】.

He burst out laughing, but then received another picture,【Duan Jiashu’s blessing of sex ticket】

Duan Jiashu:【Xin Xin, my bed (boat) will open to you, and the sail will always rise for you at any time~】
Duan Jiashu:【I’ll say it. I’m shameless, I’m full of yellow thoughts. Don’t be angry with me, Xin Xin. mwah~】 s5SyBH

You Xin: …

Knowing that Liu Yanhui was coming today, You Xin has been nervous. Fortunately, Duan Jiashu took care of him in their shooting in an orderly way. You Xin didn’t make any big mistakes when shooting, just a few here and there.

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When they finished filming their scenes in the afternoon, You Xin was relieved and wanted to retreat quickly, but he was held by the deputy director.

“Xiao you, don’t hurry. Today, the press came to interview us. It’s just that you and Duan Jiashu have no scenes to shoot anymore, so you can go first.” ogBIDc

Huh? There was also a media interview? You Xin immediately had a bad feeling about this. Sure enough, Duan Jiashu next to his opened his mouth. “Director Wang, today You Xin’s friend Liu Yanhui will drop by. I’ll ask him to join the interview, which can also be regarded as adding some heat to our drama’s promotions.”

“OK, if you have a good relationship, it’s no problem. I’ll arrange it.” The director waved his hand and left You Xin to stare at Duan Jiashu.

It’s over, Duan Jiashu is going to broadcast the love triangle war between Asuras on live! What should he do? Can he start pretending to have a stomachache now!?

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Translator's Note

malevolent spirits in Indian mythology

Translator's Note

two-timing

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7 comments

  1. What wisdom? 😂 Don’t discriminate shous! I really want to kick you, DJS… I can feel that next chapter will be a pure chaos~

    Thank You for the new chapters (੭ ›ω‹ )੭⁾⁾♡