editor: simpforlife
<Let’s stay single together forever>
Entry 24
X year, 26 January
Weather: Hazy
The climate today was so hazy that I planned to laze around in bed for a while more, but this sand sculpture suddenly became insistent on dragging me out for a morning run. He even bragged that the real ‘Mr Perfect’ from all the rich and powerful families have a good habit of waking up early and going on morning runs.
o(≧口≦)o This guy must have had nothing better to do ba!
Even if he was eager to exercise, shouldn’t he at least consider the situation at hand? The haze outside was so bad that going out for a run was basically being a human air purifier ah!
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I wanted to live for a few more years, so I didn’t hesitate to outwardly reject his invitation for a morning run.
“Tbe mjc’a jikjsr rajs lc sbeg tberf, sbe rtbeiv gfjiis fzfgmlrf wbgf. Yg firf la’r fjrs ab reoofg ogbw j revvfc vfjat.” Ktja ues qjaafv wf jcv rjlv rbifwcis.
(* ￣︿￣) Qts wera tf megrf wf ilxf atlr? Pa’r cba jr lo tf mbeiv ufa jcs bo ws lctfglajcmf joafg P vlfv.
I closed my eyes and pretended to doze off, completely ignoring him.
I thought he would retreat in the face of difficulties, but unexpectedly that guy decided to reach for a yard after getting an inch as he sat his butt down on my bed and said in a disdainful voice, “You really don’t behave like a noble and rich young master at all. If I took a picture of you right now and shared it online, no one would even dare to believe me if I claimed that you are the one in the picture.”
“I’m not a noble and rich young master, but rather a worn out slave for the company. The kind who has to be prepared 24/7 to attend to work.” I mumbled with my eyes closed, “Could I please trouble this noble and rich young master to understand the sufferings of white-collar workers such as myself and kindly allow me to enjoy my sleep peacefully?”
The rascal probably understood that there was no hope in waking me up, so he took off his jacket and snuggled into my blanket, “If you still don’t wake up, then I shall just sleep with you.”
“Get out!” I kicked him off the bed swiftly.
NND! I spared him face this early in the morning, and this guy actually assumed that I didn’t have morning grouchiness ah!
He seemed like he hadn’t expected that I would kick him for real as he sat on the floor while grimacing in pain and rubbing the place where I had kicked.
“A gentleman uses his mouth and not his fist! What kind of a hero are you, ambushing me out of nowhere?!” He exclaimed.
“You were asking to be hit.” I said angrily.
Sleeping is a process that could only be properly achieved if one wasn’t interrupted, but this guy kept disturbing me again and again, resulting in the little bit of sleepiness that I had to disappear completely.
I grabbed my phone from the bedside cabinet to check the time…
It was only a little after 5 o’clock! This guy must be vicious ba!
I glared at the culprit who had disrupted my dreams. The longer I stared at him, the angrier I got. In the end I couldn’t help it and hurled a pillow at him.
“Get lost! It is going to be Xiao Nian soon. Go roll back to wherever you came from!” I said.
That brat noticed that I was truly angry, and hugged his pillow while staring at me pitifully.
Seriously, this guy is going to turn 30 on his next birthday, but even then he could still act in such a spoiled and adorable manner… It really makes my heart melt into a puddle every single time.
“You can’t always hang out at my place ah… Your family is constantly urging you to get married, and yet you always run over to my place to hide from them. I really don’t know any suitable girls to introduce to you. We aren’t able to even solve the problem that should be solved.” I patiently tried to persuade him.
To be frank, sometimes I have this illusion that our identities have been swapped, as though I was the actual older brother and he was the immature younger brother.
“What’s there to be scared of? At best, the two of us could simply stay single together forever ah.” He laughed.
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
I can’t restrain him if he wants to be a bachelor forever, but why must he drag me into this as well?!
I am merely too busy with work, so I don’t have time to spare for dating that’s all! I’m not at all like him, who intends to live alone forever!
But speaking of it… since he had already planned that he was going to live by himself forever, could it be that he had finally realised that the type of celestial maiden he preferred didn’t really exist in real life?
From a certain perspective, this was probably a good sign.
At least that guy had finally woken up to reality.
im in exam revision period rn, so sorry for the late update!! 
Cute…puppy eyes…sand sculpture friend ahhahah
It is ok) I have already finished my exam week)
I was guessing who is gong who is shou ?
When they get together, i hope their parents won’t do anything to separate them.
Thanks for the chapter and gudluck for your exam!
thanks for the chapter~
Celestial maiden?
You talking about yourself? ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Keke thanks for the update (≧▽≦)
Ahhhh so cute
Thanks for the chapter! <3
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I can’t wait to see the Weibo reaction when someone leaks his diary!
ahahahahahah!! that’s exactly what I’ve been waiting…!!