editor: simpforlife
<That sand sculpture kissed me>
Entry 23
X year, 25 January
Weather: Balmy
When I got home today, that guy Wu Yunfei was smiling gleefully, as though the girl he liked had accepted his confession.
If we were at peace, I would have taken the opportunity to tease him a bit, maybe he would even tell me what was going on.
However, since we were having a cold war, I merely glanced at him wordlessly.
Hmph (* ￣︿￣) He wasn’t the only one who knew how to be difficult!
That guy saw my irritated expression, and smiled even wider.
(///￣皿￣)○ What’s he smiling for? Showing off his pearly white teeth ah!
I couldn’t control my emotions and openly rolled my eyes at him.
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“That day, it was you who helped me open a room, wasn’t it?” He abruptly asked in a confident tone.
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He drank so much that he couldn’t remember anything, but I was the one who almost became a pervert who snatches away innocent boys in others’ eyes ah!
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Luckily that place was dark, if not I would have been trending on Weibo yet again!
I could already imagine the kind of captions those senseless people would come up with. →_→《Shocking! Boss Feng actually appeared at a bar in the middle of the night to…》
《The Feng Corporation’s heir has such hobbies?!》
《This amazing and successful person was not only gay, but also likes coercive play?!》
While my head was being filled with countless ridiculous and far-fetched thoughts, that guy seemed to have gone crazy as he suddenly came up to me and kissed me.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
To be honest, sometimes even I myself had to admire how calm I could be. Although I was shocked, my voice remained calm and steady, as if I was only asking “What’s for dinner today”.
“You were daydreaming, I just wanted to bring you back to reality.” He laughed.
This guy is so poisonous! Who in the world would use this sort of method to snap someone back to reality?
But thinking of it, I had presumed that I would feel uncomfortable after suddenly being kissed by a guy, yet I only felt a bit awkward for a moment and didn’t feel like anything was wrong.
Perhaps this was the so-called ‘Habits become second nature’. This guy has always been so sand sculpture-like that I wouldn’t find any of his actions weird anymore.
That guy noticed that I was silent and told me that a friend of his owned that bar, and it would be a feat for strangers to just take him home.
Emmmmm it wouldn’t be easy? I feel that other than his annoying struggles that caused me some trouble, the process of bringing him out of the bar went really smoothly, I didn’t run into any problems at all.
Furthermore, he caused such a big ruckus that the security only came to keep the situation under control and disperse onlookers. They didn’t even question me and even helped me drag him out of the bar.
“Isn’t it all because they know you ah.” He laughed. “Luckily I had enough foresight, if not I will probably need to bail you out from the police station the next day.”
“So I should really thank you.” I said mockingly.
I wanted to know how did those friends of his recognise me, it was my first time going to that bar.
“It’s because I showed them photos and videos of you before ah!” The sand sculpture had an expression that really owed a beating, he said, “My childhood friend is so spectacular, of course I would introduce you to them!”
Humans are really hypocritical creatures, I was the one who decided to be at cold war with him till the end, but after hearing him praise me like this, I had an indescribable desire to make peace with him.
There are usually so many people who praise me that I could already listen with one ear and send them out from the other. However, this sand sculpture’s compliments have some kind of magic, it always made me smile unconsciously.
“Hahahahahaha, you smiled! If you smile, everything’s okay.” He laughed and said, “You’ve always been so easy to coax, as long as I praise you a little bit, you will be fine. Just like a foolish child.”
CNM! You are the f*cking foolish child!
This is called a grand chancellor’s heart is big enough to support a boat in it, and forgiving others when possible!
“I’m not fine! You can’t coax me this time!” I said while glaring at him.
Thinking back, I realised that whenever he pissed me off, he could always resolve it easily by wheedling me with just a sentence or two, and at most with a meal at McDonalds.
On the other hand, if I made him upset, that guy would use a bunch of tricks to torture me. In the end, not only did I have to sweet talk him, I also had to concede defeat and pay indemnities by promising him many things.
QAQ I’m supposed to be the younger one here ah… This is way too unfair…
“How about I treat you to McDonalds?” He said after thinking for a while.
Ha ha, I really saw through this man, it turns out that in his eyes, the dignified Feng Corporation heir is only worth a meal at McDonalds.(╬▔皿▔)凸
He saw that I ignored him and gritted his teeth before saying, “Two meals!”
“It wouldn’t do no matter how many meals you offer.” I coldly snorted, “Could you please think sensibly, I’m 25 not 15, and definitely not 5! Could I trouble you to please consider my age when you want to apologise to me?”
That guy stared at me from head to toe and unexpectedly blushed.
What was he blushing for? Is he thinking of some rated things?
o(*￣▽￣*)o Could it be that he wants to share his hard disks with me?
For the sake of such a big gift, I actually wouldn’t mind forgiving him a tiny bit.
thanks for reading!! 
Dude you won’t like his hard disk collection, cause all actors in it would have a little birdy
I ugly snorted at that 😂
Pffft there was a kiss and this guy was like “oh ok.”
I thought it was a kiss on the cheek and had to reread thrice since he was being so dismissive.
thanks for the chapter~
thanks for the chapter! <3
If he is okay with the kiss then that means the sand sculpture is deep in the friend zone HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Goodluck turning him bent
Thanks for the chapter!
Wait lmao he kissed his lips or cheeks?
HAHAHAHA IM 25 ? MC you better watch your words ,what if your sand sculpture friend bring some gifts for adults HAHAHHA it’s a bigger problem , I think you should accept the 2 meals 🤣🤭
Thanks for the update 💕💕
Aiya the more I read this the more I want to know what that sand sculpture is thinking
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
Bruh his hard disk must be full of dingdings.. Do you really want them ??? Lol