The Villain's Attack PlanCh2 - Little Animals

[System: What did you say?]

Wen ZhiChu: “…… I said you’re a little genie“. egKkQo

[System: Who knew that I’d leave such a good impression in your heart just after our first meeting. Then my name will be Skycat Genie.]

Wen ZhiChu: ……

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After Wen ZhiChu was forced to accept reality, he sat listlessly on the sofa for a while. However, good thing he still had a place to live at least.

Scanning around the room and seeing the messy cups and plates everywhere, he got up and decided to first clean up the room slightly. Otherwise, he wouldn’t even have a roof over his head. t43Y5A

Wen ZhiChu walked around the entire house, attempting to find some cleaning tools. However, he only found a toilet plunger in the end.

[System: Young man, what are you planning to do?]

Wen ZhiChu rolled up his sleeves: “Clean up.”

[System: I can help you, as long as you complete a villain’s mission right now.]

Looking at the toilet plunger in his hand, Wen ZhiChu pressed his lips together, obviously feeling somewhat tempted. Although it’s not like he’s never done housework before, this house was really no different than a garbage dump.

He pondered, conflicted for a while: “What mission?”

[System: The villain’s mission 1: Throw garbage in front of the neighbor’s door. After completing the mission, the villain score will increase 1%. Reward: A tidy house.]

Wen ZhiChu’s expression was completely numb. kiTfn2

[System: The first mission usually comes with special privileges. The content is simple. Failure also won’t result in any money deduction. Young man, I believe in you.]

However, as soon as the System finished speaking, he saw Wen ZhiChu picking up the toilet plunger and getting to work.

[System: Hey! Why are you working?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Just now I suddenly understood a concept.” z1eF5J

[System: What concept?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Instead of relying on people, it’s better to rely on yourself.”

[System: I’m not a person.]

Wen ZhiChu: “…… I won’t do this mission.” fUtKlM

Although the reward was tempting, he still had his principles. Not to mention, he also didn’t have the guts.

Hearing this, Skycat Genie felt somewhat puzzled: [Why?]

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Wen ZhiChu: “Because I’m a member of the Communist Youth League.]

[……] iqpB5D

Refusing to give up, the System continued to instigate him: [You’re not scared, right?]

Wen ZhiChu paused briefly as he grabbed the instant noodle bowl.

[System: With me, Skycat Genie, here, what are you afraid of? Even if you get discovered doing the mission, I will help you if your neighbor picks a fight with you.]

Wen ZhiChu placed the instant noodle bowl into the garbage bag and asked half-heartedly: “How are you going to help?” yeQTHY

[System: Help cheer for you.]

Wen ZhiChu: ……

Might as well not help then.

Once again, he expressed a staunch refusal towards the System. FwCA q

[System: My host is an obstinate yet cowardly human.]

Wen ZhiChu: “What are you doing?”

[System: Writing my human observation diary.]

Wen ZhiChu: “Why are you writing that?” ldYtni

[System: Naturally, it’s to better understand the thoughts of humans and perfect the system’s service and duty. These are all necessary requirements reflecting an outstanding system.]

Wen ZhiChu: “Ohh, so homework.”

[……]

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Huffing and puffing, Wen ZhiChu lowered his head and cleaned the room, not knowing if it was fortunate or unfortunate that he had transmigrated into this world. i3PukD

“Vxsmja Xfclf.”

[System: I’m here.]

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This wretched feeling of familiarity.

“Pr ws fcvlcu lc atlr kbgiv vfolclafis riffqlcu bc atf ragffar?” 0lxgSV

[System: There’s a 99.99% possibility.]

Qfc ItlJte rlutfv vfrqbcvfcais joafg tfjglcu atlr.

[System: Don’t sigh. There’s also a 0.01% possibility otherwise.]

Seeing him depressed and downcast, the System comforted soothingly: [I once had a host who was that 0.01%] iewyzl

Qfc ItlJte’r fsfr, ktlmt tjv vlwwfv bglulcjiis, lcrajcais rajgafv rtlclcu yglutais.

“Efjiis?”

[System: Of course. His original ending was to be admitted into a mental institution.]

Qfc ItlJte: “Qtja tjqqfcfv ab tlw lc atf fcv?” GN 3p9

[System: Sent to prison.]

Qfc ItlJte: ……

“Ktjcx sbe obg sbeg mbwobga.”

[System: You’re welcome.] AqVMl8

Coafg atja Qfc ItlJte vlvc’a mbcalcef ab mtja klat atf Vsrafw wemt jcv rajgafv ab mbcmfcagjaf bc mifjclcu atf tberf.

He started from his room and bathroom, then worked his way to the living room.

Wen ZhiChu found a pair of rubber gloves from the bathroom cabinet and started to throw the rotten food and fruits on the coffee table into the garbage bag.

After cleaning this up, he switched to battle the garbage piles on the side. He was just about to pick up the garbage bags on the ground, which had been piled there for who knows how many weeks, when he heard a rustling sound. Uc3S7H

Wen ZhiChu instantly felt his scalp turn numb.

He inspected carefully. The bottom of the black garbage bag still seemed to quiver slightly.

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He swallowed his saliva and took a few deep breaths.

Crouching down, he abruptly picked up the garbage bag. Beneath, a bunch of cockroaches instantly scuttled away in all directions. 21skCD

Wen ZhiChu: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

The young man instantly got up, raised his foot, and stomped around wildly. As he stomped, he screamed simultaneously, his actions complementing each other smoothly.

Temporarily, the System couldn’t understand this bewildering human behavior, but it still silently recorded it into the human observation diary.

Wen ZhiChu didn’t know how many escaped, but after there was no more beneath his feet, he stood unmoving with a face like he had just experienced the vicissitudes of life. T8Dyk9

[System: What were you doing just now?]

Wen ZhiChu didn’t want to recall it: “……Chasing away little animals.”

The System gave a surprised ‘Oh~’ after hearing this: [The original owner was so twisted, who knew he’d be so compassionate to raise little animals at home.]

Wen ZhiChu: …… dX3Az1

[System: Why are you chasing them away then?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Because I’m not compassionate.”

[……]

After ‘cowardly’, The System added a ‘not compassionate’. 6fdtpn

After Wen ZhiChu cleaned up a few more cockroach piles, he collapsed onto the sofa, mentally and physically exhausted.

He can no longer experience happiness ever again.

Wen ZhiChu raised his hand and pulled over a body pillow to hug in his arms. Glancing around incidentally, he discovered that there seemed to be something in the gap of the sofa where the pillow was placed initially.

Recalling the cockroaches from before, he gulped. Uakbdx

Getting up to look, he saw the small, thin slice-like corner exposed in the middle of the gap.

Wen ZhiChu sat there and looked for a very long time. Inside this room, even a tiny corner held infinite possibilities behind it.

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[System: What are you doing?]

Wen ZhiChu: “I’m observing.” A0mEf6

[System: You humans have x-ray vision?]

Wen ZhiChu: “No, but I feel like this definitely isn’t merely a tiny piece of paper.”

[System: Any basis?]

Wen ZhiChu with a serious expression: “My 6th sense.” aUTzFZ

[……]

Once again Wen ZhiChu put on the rubber gloves that were placed on the coffee table. Immediately afterwards, he reached out with the hand gesture that smashed through the kimchi nation’s defenses, and pulled that corner piece out, swift as lightning.

The young man’s pupils constricted, a look of complete shock on his face. 1FDbkO

This red, thin paper had a benevolent smiling face printed onto it.

What else can it be other than money?!

Wen ZhiChu closed his hand around it almost instinctively, not even exposing a single corner.

[System: What did you find?] xfqbmL

Wen ZhiChu laughed giddily: “Treasure.”

Saying this, he unfolded the money in his hand, a full 100 yuan.

The System was also stunned after seeing it. [Your luck is not bad. Enough for me to deduct two times.]

Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu hastily stuffed the 100 yuan into his pocket like squirrel hoarding food. v Vzct

After tidying everything up, it was already 7pm at night. There was nothing in the refrigerator. Although Wen ZhiChu didn’t know how to cook, boiling noodles was still possible.

Heading to the kitchen, he looked and discovered a beef noodle bowl that wasn’t opened yet.

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Wen ZhiChu first poured hot water into the noodle, then started to recall the memories that he received recently.

The situation right now was not too different from his circumstances in the previous world. The original owner and he were both 2nd year high school students. Both didn’t have any friends. However, the only difference was that in Wen ZhiChu’s last life, he was a transparent character in his class. The original owner, however, was the shit-stirrer in his class. Other than the campus beauty, he hated everyone; others also hated him. ersx23

Nevertheless, Wen ZhiChu still needed to go to school.

Immediately afterwards, he seemed to have realized something and pulled out the cellphone to look at the date. Today was Monday.

Since little, he has been afraid of teachers. Every time he encountered a teacher, he had an uncomfortable feeling of intimidation. Don’t even mention skipping school, he’s never even been late to class.

Wen ZhiChu mumbled worriedly: “It shouldn’t be that big of a deal, missing school for one day, right……?” AlNd61

[System: You have already missed a week of school.]

Wen ZhiChu: …..

After he finished eating the noodles and cleaning up, Wen ZhiChu tidied his bookbag in a simple manner and then washed his school uniform to hang on the balcony.

Right now, it’s summer. The washed clothes can dry overnight. uzefPn

After taking a bath, Wen ZhiChu laid on the bed and got ready to go to sleep.

“Skycat Genie.”

[System: I’m here.]

Although he was alone in this world, having the company of the System reduced his feeling of anxiety. bp4ERg

“Good night.”

The next day, Wen ZhiChu was woken up by the alarm. Yesterday’s big cleaning obviously made him somewhat reluctant to get up. He wiggled in bed for a long time before finally getting out of bed.

The youth’s voice was languid and indolent: “Skycat Genie.”

“……” x0qMhb

There was no voice.

Wen ZhiChu froze: “Skycat Genie!”

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[System: What!]

Wen ZhiChu said bashfully: “Good morning.” HXoLET

Wen ZhiChu washed up quickly before leaving the house carrying his backpack. Originally, he wanted to take the city bus, but he didn’t have any spare change, so he could only use his own bipedal public transportation.

There’s usually a fresh breeze in the summer mornings. The sunlight was not as concentrated compared to the afternoon and fell scattered in every corner. The road was full of lush green vegetation. The air was abundant with energy and life.

When he almost reached the school, Wen ZhiChu’s gaze was attracted unconsciously towards an area.

He saw a shopkeeper standing at the stall in front of the store, shouting: “Steamed buns, fresh out of the oven, hot steamed buns.” eNd21j

Wen ZhiChu swallowed his saliva and touched the 100 yuan inside his pocket.

[System: If you want to spend it, then spend it. You’ll make more in the future doing missions anyway.]

Recalling the immoral content of the mission, Wen ZhiChu said quietly: “I won’t do it.”

[System: If you don’t spend it, I will deduct it all anyway.] AZxYnE

Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu decisively took out the money to buy the steamed buns: “Shop…shopkeeper, how much…for the steamed buns?”

The shopkeeper smiled: “2 yuan for the meat buns, 1 yuan for the vegetable buns.”

Wen ZhiChu held out three fingers: “I wan…want 2 meat, 1 vegetable.”

It wasn’t until he received the steamed buns and walked a few steps away that he heaved a sigh of relief. oYDVWQ

He has had this bad habit since elementary school, doing everything cautiously and carefully. Even when speaking to others, he needed to think for a very long time. For a while, he transferred schools constantly. Not to mention, he had a quiet personality and didn’t have any friends. Overtime, he became so nervous talking to people that he stuttered.

Only in a panic would he sound a bit more coherent.

[System: Why were you stuttering just now?]

Wen ZhiChu held the white and fat steamed buns in his hands: “I feel nervous talking to people.” MQV84u

[System: How come you’re not nervous talking to me?]

Wen ZhiChu: “You’re not a person.”

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[……]

Very good. AobNW

The school was not far ahead. He planned to save the meat buns to eat after the morning self-study.

He just walked a few steps when he heard the discussion ahead of him.

“Qin JiaShu! Qin JiaShu!”

“Qin JiaShu is here!” HYCGeS

“Where?”

Wen ZhiChu instantly stiffened. Wasn’t Qin JiaShu the name of the protagonist?!

The girl in front raised her hand and pretended to point incidentally, as if terrified someone might notice.

Mingling behind the group of girls, Wen ZhiChu quietly followed over to look. He saw a handsome young man with sharp brows and bright eyes riding a beautifully modified bicycle into campus. XNEyJI

From Wen ZhiChu’s angle, he could only see the other’s profile face. Compared to that face, which could be considered a masterpiece from God, Wen ZhiChu focused his attention more on the other’s sturdy forearms.

So this was the target that he will be causing trouble for in the future……

“Did you see, did you see?”

One of the girls to the side: “I saw!” AWa uU

“What do you think?”

“So handsome!!!”

[System: Did you see, did you see?]

Wen ZhiChu: “…… I saw.” Xnlosx

[System: What do you think?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Feels like one punch can K.O two of me.”

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