The Villain's Attack PlanCh3 - The Annoying Pest

Wen ZhiChu swallowed his saliva: “I feel like the villain’s missions can’t be done.”

He’d get beaten to death before completing it. 4mVoNz

The other didn’t even need to hit him.

A little weakling like him, one twist can snap his neck.

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[System: Young man, don’t be intimidated by outer appearance. You must believe in yourself. Believe in me. You can do it.]

Wen ZhiChu: “Skycat Genie.” 2druyf

[System: What?]

Wen ZhiChu: “What I need is self-confidence.”

[System: Uh huh.]

Wen ZhiChu: “Not blind confidence.”

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After this tiny incident, Wen ZhiChu entered the school carrying his backpack. Relying on the memories, he arrived at the school building for the 2nd year students. For some unknown reason, he still felt somewhat apprehensive. So he took a deep breath before walking inside.

He went to the 3rd floor. The first classroom was the 2nd year, Class 11 that he was in.

Wen ZhiChu tugged on his sleeve somewhat nervously. To him, this was both an unfamiliar environment and also a fresh new start.

He lowered his presence as much as possible and walked inside. The originally rowdy classroom fell completely silent for a brief moment, but it recovered very quickly. VRNs5J

Wen ZhiChu secretly let out a sigh of relief. The next second, the sound of discussion reached his ears.

“Why’s he here?”

“Here I thought he’s no longer in school. Why did he return? So annoying.”

“Our class was pretty good without him. With his arrival, who knows what kind of despicable things he’ll do again.” U7X1 8

“There’s an exam on Friday. Did he return to drag down the class average?”

Wen ZhiChu’s body stiffened uncontrollably. Immediately afterwards, he swiftly found his seat and sat down.

As soon as he sat down, he saw the student in front of him moving their chair forward slightly. The legs of the chair made a scraping noise on the floor. The student acted as if Wen ZhiChu were some kind of contagious disease that they didn’t want to come in contact with.

[System: Young man, the situation does not seem very hopeful.] AOP8V7

Wen ZhiChu: “Actually I had already imagined myself being detested, however……”

[System: However what?]

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Wen ZhiChu: “I never imagined I’d be detested this much.”

Original owner! What exactly did you do! To reach the current state where even dogs shake their heads upon seeing you. 09N4xu

Wen ZhiChu was already a timid person. Even if people talked about him, he wouldn’t dare to talk back. However, this one week of absence didn’t only result in the annoyance from his classmates. There was also a pile of exam papers on the table.

He looked at the small hill on the table and swallowed. His grades weren’t great. He could only count as slightly above average.

He gathered the exam papers on the desk, there were at least 11-12 of them. If he pushed himself, he might finish one during the morning self-study. Next he looked into the table cubby and discovered that it was stuffed full of textbooks. No wonder his bookbag was empty, as empty as his head.

Wen ZhiChu casually took out a math book and discovered that the book was brand new. After a quick glance, he noticed that it was no different from the material in his last life. DSyc5W

Sure enough, even in death, ‘odd changes but even stays the same— the sign depends on the quadrant’.

Just as he planned to start tackling the exam questions, he discovered that he didn’t even have a pen right now.

“Skycat Genie.”

[System: I’m here.] Omhrsc

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Wen ZhiChu: “Do you have a pen?”

[System: Yes. One pen 50 yuan]

Qfc ItlJte: “Qts lr j qfc rb fzqfcrlnf?”

[System: Electronic pen. However, if you do a villain’s mission right now, I can give you a discount.] M5dzZ1

Qfc ItlJte: “…… obgufa la atfc.”

Ktfgf kjr bcis akb wlceafr yfobgf atf wbgclcu rfio-raevs. Pa kjr mifjgis abb ijaf ab qegmtjrf ogbw atf rmtbbi rabgf gluta cbk.

Jblcmlvfcajiis, atf mijrrwjaf lc atf ogbca pera tjqqfcfv ab vgbq jc fgjrfg ja atlr wbwfca. Ktf gbecv geyyfg fgjrfg gbiifv cfza ab tlr offa.

Wen ZhiChu looked down and picked it up. Pressing his lips together, he asked: “Class…classmate, you dropped your eraser.” MdYJeN

Unexpectedly, the front table whipped around abruptly and snatched away the eraser in his hand. Frowning, they said in an irritated tone: “You don’t have to tell me!”

Flinching back and withdrawing his hand, Wen ZhiChu swallowed his request to borrow a pen.

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His seat was next to the window in the last row. The seat was on its own. He had no deskmate. There wasn’t even anyone next to him to speak to.

Wen ZhiChu had no choice but to change his plans. During self study, he first used his eyes to read some of the main points. Then after finally managing to last until the end of self-study, the homeroom teacher coincidentally returned to use some time for a class meeting. He basically had no time to buy a pen. nxdEGS

When the homeroom teacher saw him, the teacher’s originally smiling face instantly fell.

Actually, if Wen ZhiChu returned next week, the homeroom teacher wouldn’t have behaved like this. After all, their class has been sitting steady at the bottom of the grade for a long time already. Without Wen ZhiChu, they might have been able to guarantee 2nd and even fight for 3rd. Now with his return, they were doomed to be dead last again.

After the hasty class meeting, it was math class. The math class teacher, Li-laoshi, was over 40 years old. Because he was physically burly and tall, his nickname was King Kong.

During class, he was extremely serious and strict. Normally, no student dared to cause trouble in his class. EDKRlt

After Li-laoshi entered the classroom and saw Wen ZhiChu, his expression didn’t really change. Instead, he started lecturing methodically. The content was geometry.

Five minutes later, Li-laoshi: “Students, pick up your pens right now and count how many parallel lines are there.”

As the students studied with their heads down, Li-laoshi patrolled around, inspecting everyone. When he walked over to Wen ZhiChu, he stopped with a frown: “Wen ZhiChu, why aren’t you counting?!”

With the other’s enormous figure looming above him, Wen ZhiChu was so terrified that he even had some trouble turning the pages of the textbook. qPV4h8

Not receiving a reply, Li-laoshi asked sternly once again: “Why aren’t you counting!”

Wen ZhiChu blurted in fear: “No B count.”

Li-laoshi: ……

The surrounding classmates: …… 93Ubud

For a moment, the classroom sank into a deathly silence.

As soon as the words left his mouth, Wen ZhiChu abruptly felt that he was dead meat……

Pfft……

Some students within the classroom couldn’t hold back from laughing quietly, but they quickly pressed it back down. BlnWex

With a reddened face, Wen ZhiChu hastily started to apologize, but the next second, a pen was placed on the table.

Li-laoshi gave him another stern look before finally leaving.

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Stunned, Wen ZhiChu looked at the pen on the table, eyes filled with gratitude.

After class was over, Wen ZhiChu hastily went to the store to buy some writing tools. However, the amount of money he had right now was limited so he could only buy the cheap ones. dZbDt9

[System: Villain’s mission: Taunt the protagonist. Completing the mission will reward 10 yuan. The villain score will increase 1%. Failing the mission will deduct 20 yuan.]

Wen ZhiChu was shocked upon hearing this: “Didn’t you say that the first mission won’t deduct money?”

[System: Are you trying BUG me to cheat?]

Wen ZhiChu smiled bashfully: “Can I?” UdtqSv

[System: No.]

Wen ZhiChu’s little face instantly fell. The inevitable still came in the end.

The original owner kept playing with fire. He, on the contrary, had no choice but to do it even though he didn’t want to. He wasn’t even about to taunt the protagonist here, he was basically asking for a beating.

Recalling Qin JiaShu’s sturdy forearms, for a moment, even Wen ZhiChu’s calves started trembling. KtW79P

[System: Young man!]

Wen ZhiChu: “What’s the matter?”

[System: The target has appeared.]

Wen ZhiChu’s fluffy head shook upon hearing this. Immediately afterwards, he looked around in all directions like a thief. Unsurprisingly, Qin JiaShu stepped into the store the next second. Fi7H3P

The young man’s posture was upright, his appearance outstanding. He walked inside surrounded by a crowd, a crane amongst the flock of chickens.

[System: Your opportunity has arrived.]

What opportunity?

The opportunity to depart? sQu8ZY

Without even thinking about it, Wen ZhiChu hastily paid the bill and fled the store.

[System: Young man, this conduct really makes me feel contempt for you!]

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Wen ZhiChu still felt lingering fears: “Did you see how many people were next to him just now?”

[System: What does this have anything to do with the number of people?] AQjlna

Wen ZhiChu: “Qin JiaShu doesn’t even have to do anything. One punch from each of them and I can leave this beautiful world.”

[……]

Wen ZhiChu returned to the classroom with his writing tools. Looks like he can only wait for another opportunity to complete the mission.


“Fuck, was there something wrong with my eyesight just now? I think I saw the annoying pest?!” Ji FengChang said, surprised. dN2g5X

A male student next to him said with a smile: “That guy hasn’t appeared in so long, perhaps you missed him so much you fantasized him?”

Ji FengChang instantly felt goosebumps all over: “Get lost you. How absolutely disgusting.”

“Dear old Qin, did you see him?”

Holding a sports drink, Qin JiaShu gave him a glance: “That’s the type you’re interested in?” Z0xUyF

Ji FengChang: ……

Asshole.

Alright, looks like he was the only person who saw him.

Ji FengChang: “I definitely saw him here. You just wait for him to come and annoy you.” JqCFjN

Qin JiaShu listened half-heartedly, in the left ear and out the right ear, not caring at all.


Although the mission was issued, the two people weren’t in the same class. The entire morning, besides going to class and sorting out his notes, Wen ZhiChu had basically no time to do anything else.

It wasn’t until the afternoon that he found the opportunity.

“Hey, Qin JiaShu is playing on the basketball court. Do you want to go watch him?” zt4b2y

A female student and Wen ZhiChu stood up at the same time.

The female student: “Coming.”

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Wen ZhiChu internally: “Coming.”

Very quickly, he merged into the crowd of people around the basketball court. There were plenty of observers. Teens were currently sweating heavily on the court, but the most noticeable and eye-catching was still Qin JiaShu. 8S2CjG

This guy belonged to the type that’s so dazzling it’s hard not to notice him.

On the basketball court, Qin JiaShu was wearing the school uniform for the summer. His physique wasn’t like some boys who were still in the middle of development. His shoulders were very thick and broad. His back profile was extremely big and tall. When he dribbled the ball, the veins on his forearms bulged slightly.

Under the hot summer heat, he raised his hand and brushed back the hair in front of his forehead. Every time he scored a basket, cheers erupted from all directions.

“Let’s go to the bench area. Qin JiaShu’s water is over there. He’ll definitely go over there to drink water later.” bBd9ZM

Meng Yan felt somewhat embarrassed: “Is that okay?”

“Why not? Let’s go. Hurry.”

Listening on the side, Wen ZhiChu also followed over there quietly.

Arriving at the place, the girl pulling Meng Yan turned her head and saw him immediately. Instantly, her eyes widened: “Why…… Why did you follow over here?!” Er jUZ

Wen ZhiChu was stunned: “To watch…… watch the basketball game.”

That female student tugged Meng Yan behind her: “Bullshit. Don’t think I’m unaware that you came to stalk Meng Yan.”

Wen ZhiChu felt like this name sounded familiar, but he temporarily couldn’t recall why.

[System: The campus beauty.] 6Z 0cN

Upon hearing this, Wen ZhiChu hastily explained: “N-no… I came… I came to watch…”

In panic, “I came to watch Qin JiaShu!”

This shout was extremely loud. For a moment, plenty of eyes gathered over here.

As soon as Wen ZhiChu finished speaking, Qin JiaShu coincidentally scored a 3-pointer on the court. gyJhUR

That girl was just about to say ‘who’d believe your words’ when she saw Qin JiaShu taking an intermission break and coming over to get a drink of water. Instantly, she tossed Wen ZhiChu to the back of her mind.

The instant that Qin JiaShu walked over, he immediately became surrounded by the crowd.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“That last basket was so impressive.”

“Upperclassman, you look so cool playing basketball.” ChEs3q

“Classmate Qin, if you have any free time, can you teach me how to play?”

Meng Yan said bashfully: “JiaShu, that 3-pointer just now was really amazing.”

Qin JiaShu walked over. Not concerned with what they said, he only smiled politely and gave thanks before reaching out to grab the water on the bench. When he looked up, he just happened to meet Wen ZhiChu’s eyes.

Wen ZhiChu instantly stiffened. vNsL H

Was he looking at him?

Should he be saying something?

Immediately afterwards, he opened his mouth: “That’s all?”

Qin JiaShu halted mid-motion in grabbing his water. jEBRQ7

[System: Ding! Mission complete. Villain score 1%. Reward 10 yuan.]

Wen ZhiChu: ! ! !

Translator's Note

Cries… trigonometry stuff, don’t even ask me

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There are two puns to this reply 没b数 (No B count). It can mean 1) “No brains to count” aka a slang for the phrase “too stupid” or 2) “No pens to count” because the letter B is almost the same sound as the word for pen 笔(Bi).

Translator's Note

Btw, this novel does use some english words so I will try to denote them by bolding them. This bug is talking about a bug in the game/system

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不作不死: no zhuo no die hahaha. Aka don’t act stupid and it won’t come back and bite you in the ass. Fuck around and find out

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An idiom. The meaning is pretty self-explanatory xD

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Aka die

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Looks like the opportunity to depart really did arrive lmao

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季风长: His name actually means something like Great Monsoon

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孟妍: Meng is a surname. Yan = Beautiful

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19 comments

  1. My poor bubu, come I will hug and feed you!

    Thank You for the new chapter (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡

  2. Pffft HAHAHAHAHA is he gonna end up with a tsundere image?

    Wen too weak to be a villain Zichu: Σ(っ゚Д゚;)っ so this type of operation counts, ahhh?? Hehehe, thank ypu grandpa system, you’ve given me hope to play my role, la!

    System: … Jiayou…

    Wen Zichu: THANKS!

    many months laters

    Wen Zichu: (ㄒoㄒ)

    System: fck! Why’d you turn into the love interest ahhh?!

    Wen Zichu: I ALSO DON’T KNOW LA! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KEPT SAYING MY MISSIONS WERE COMPLETED AND IN LINE WITH BEING THE VILLAIN!

  3. I’m officially not gonna read this ( *clearly kidding * ) why would u make ur character so timid he can’t even Bully a person that’s so absorb (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ I’m srsly this Cliche troupe is really getting on my nerves

    Our chuchu getting ignored made my day worst huhu poor chuchu I’ll hug u and give u lots of pen and foods✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

  4. Ummm

    I was just thrown back by ML’s hotness

    But

    Wen ZhiChu is my babyyy..

    Wtw

    You Go ! Baby

    Thank to the team for the chapters

  5. Very excited, very expectant for the story development, thank you for all the hard work ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  6. Ok bully or not, OG Wen ZhiChu just lost his parents, his classmates and teacher could’ve cut him some slack at least if they can’t offer any sympathy

  7. oh my god is that the same trigonometry phrase that was used in Married Thrice to A Salted Fish? 😳ahhh im gonna reread that after im finished with this ❤️