editor: simpforlife
<If my childhood friend switched his gender…..>
X year, 27 January
Weather: Sunny
I finally understood why Wu Yunfei was always chased around by his father trying to beat him up (///—皿—)○～ That rascal is really too naughty!
That guy actually changed my Wi-Fi password when I wasn’t paying attention!
I held back my fury and asked him what he was trying to do. Yet he actually had the audacity to ask me in return if I liked this side of him; so pure and unpretentious, totally unlike those flirtatious and fake cheap goods outside.
I seriously felt like smacking him with my shoe to clear his head!
How the hell was this being pure and unpretentious? This was clearly asking for a beating!
He likes to wave so much, that he’d truly end up dead from getting shot on a beach one day
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I pestered the brat to quickly tell me the Wi-Fi password, but he kept laughing as if annoying me made him ecstatic.
“What the heck are you laughing for?!” I threw a kick at him, but he dodged it.
“A gentleman uses his mouth and never his fists, you said this yourself.” He laughed, “and we fought so many times over the years and you could never win against me even once.”
What a joke! I couldn’t win against him?!
It was obviously because I didn’t want trouble. I was afraid that everytime he was in a fight, he would call me to resolve it for him so I purposely lost to him!
Thinking of this, I suddenly realised that he had calmed down a lot recently. It had been a long time since he fought with someone.
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“I hang out in the fashion circle now, it doesn’t look classy to have fights with people.” He smoothed his clothes as though what he was wearing weren’t pajamas, but a high-quality tailored suit.
P mbeivc’a tfiq yea ijeut bea ibev.
Ciatbeut atlr ues kjr raevslcu ab yf j vfrlucfg yjmx atfc, P gfjiis mbeivc’a olcv j rlcuif rqfmx bo ajifca obg vfrluclcu klatlc tlw.
I am 80 percent sure that when he was choosing his major, he saw that this course had many pretty girls and it was comparatively easier. That must be why he pretended to have a dream of becoming a designer ba!
“Vabq rqbealcu cbcrfcrf, teggs eq jcv afii wf ktja’r atf Ql-Ml qjrrkbgv!” P rijqqfv tlw bcmf jcv ijeutfv, “Snfc lo batfgr vbc’a xcbk kts sbe mtbrf atlr wjpbg, kbeiv P cba xcbk?”
“Do you really know though?” He asked back.
Although he was laughing when he said this, I felt that his expression seemed somewhat aggrieved.
Was I imagining things?
I was about to ask him, but that guy moved closer to me out of nowhere and placed his chin on my shoulder as he mumbled, “I’m truly so happy ah.”
These kinds of words that came without a head nor brain confused me to no end.
“The initial words of the phrase is the Wi-Fi password?” I asked.
He straightened his back and stared at me with hidden bitterness. Pretending to be hurt, he said, “I’m unhappy already. Your head is full of that Wi-Fi password, you don’t care about me at all.”
(￣_￣|||) He isn’t a girl, and yet he still wants someone to take care of his feelings at every single moment?
However, considering the fact that this guy was currently holding onto information of vital importance (The Wi-Fi password), I reluctantly expressed a bit of care and concern for him.
“Why were you so happy just now ah?” I heaved a sigh and asked.
“You sounded so phoney while saying that, could I trouble you to make a more sincere effort?” He sprawled on the sofa like a big uncle. “And you dare to call yourself an otaku, when you don’t even know the basic ways to please people.”
Give me a break! The main characters in those mangas are always living with cute girls! But I have to live with a big rough guy!
How is it the same?!
“Forget it, if you don’t want to say it, don’t say. At most I will just use my data for these few days, and wait till you roll back home before resetting my Wi-Fi password.” I gave him an enormous eye roll.
I wasn’t even gay, of course I wouldn’t be interested in caring why someone of the same gender was so happy early in the morning!
Maybe it was because he realised that the stocks have shot up, who knows?
Speaking of stocks, I subconsciously took out my phone to check today’s stock market situation.
“You are so boring. No wonder you don’t have a girlfriend until now.” He said contemptuously.
“You’re not even my girlfriend, why should I joke around to make you happy?” I retorted.
“As expected, you are really different from those overbearing bosses in the novels ah. If not, the moment you realised that I changed your Wi-Fi password, you would have definitely said ‘man, you really caught my eye ’.”
Emmmm where on earth did he learn this kind of an old-fashioned pick-up line? It surely couldn’t be from those ancient romance novels from ten years ago ba.
“Man, you have indeed attracted my attention.” To satisfy his fantasies, I tucked my phone back into my pocket and said seriously, “I must have been out of my mind back then, otherwise how could I have agreed to keep a troublemaker like you in my house?”
“You’re only regretting it now? Too late!” He laughed loudly, his expression one of pride rather than shame, making my hands itch to beat him up.
But he abruptly stopped after laughing for a while and asked, “What if I was a girl?”
“What do you mean?” I really couldn’t comprehend what he was trying to say.
That guy all of a sudden appeared a bit coy as he said, “Had I been a girl and changed your Wi-Fi password, what would you think?”
“Don’t worry, no girl would be able to match your sand sculpture calibre.” I said.
That guy didn’t relent and continued to pester me for an answer.
“Well then it would depend on who that girl is.” I thought for a while before saying, “If we weren’t close… well she wouldn’t be able to enter my home in the first place if we weren’t close.”
“Let’s suppose I changed my gender and became a girl.” He said.
Him changing his gender and becoming a girl?
I scrutinised his body from head to toe and tried to imagine what he would look like as a girl.
To be honest, he has an androgynous look. Although I prefer cute girls, if he changed his gender and still had the same face, I could still accept it.
As for his figure… I really don’t want my future girlfriend to be too skinny, it would be best if she felt squishy and chubby when I hugged her. o(*￣▽￣*)o This kind of body like his is way too thin.
“Finished thinking about it?” he asked.
I don’t know why, but that guy looked like he was blushing slightly.
It couldn’t be that when I was thinking about my future girlfriend, my body had an inexplicable physiological reaction??
I subconsciously glanced down, but found nothing unseemly.
Now that I think about it, these days that rascal seemed to blush quite easily.
He has never been like this in the past.
Could it be because the heating in my house was too warm?
“I have thought about it already… but if you were a girl, I definitely wouldn’t keep you at home. After all, it’s improper for men and women to be too close, even if it’s a childhood friend. Men and women shouldn’t be present in a room alone.”
I hadn’t finished speaking when that guy unexpectedly started laughing loudly.
“Did you perhaps come from the ancient times? Men and women shouldn’t be too close, you’re so hilarious!”
“This is called having moral integrity, conducting oneself as a gentleman!” I retorted.
Then again, if he really were to be a girl, we would have already been engaged given how close our families are ba? Then letting her stay in my home wouldn’t be impossible.
But if he were a girl, he probably wouldn’t be as wild as he is now.
At least I wouldn’t have to pick up a rotten drunk from the bar.
“What are you thinking about?”
He suddenly moved exceedingly close to me. I couldn’t help but remember that night at the bar.
At that time too, he had stood in such close proximity to me…
I stiffly retreated a step back and said, “I’m trying to figure out the Wi-Fi password.”
I don’t know why I lied.
Possibly… It was because I really wanted to know what the password was ba.
Thanks for the update (≧▽≦)
Well, we can at least see some change in our mc… the thought that if a person was something else instead then you would be okay to go out with said person is just one of the many in denial thoughts and you’re actually already on the verge of falling. Another thing, Yunfei must’ve fallen for mc so many years ago, I’m proud he’s able to endure and wait and also sad that he have to wait for so long.
I know this doesn’t fit but; i s..is it just me who always thinks of an alternative ending that’s a BE?
Thanks for the update! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡
I thinking about NE
Ooh..honestly, that’s also okay 👀
at this point, I hope it is a BE xD but I know it is a HE…
Right? What is this mindset, dear fellow reader?!
I can allow you know password for my WiFi, but changing password without my permission it’s huge nono. In this situation our friendship will be over
thanks for the chapter~
Istg this big brat needs some ass whooping. Also mc is falling more i see
I feel as if I was in the ML’s position, I would have kicked him out years ago. I dont care how close our families are, he is pretty annoying 80% of the time…
Thanks for the chapter! <3
so true. A little too annoying .Thanks for the chapter
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