At eighteen years old, Lin Qingyu was married as part of a Chong Xi into the Nan’an Hou Mansion, becoming the ill Lu Wancheng’s male wife.
On the eve of their wedding, Young Master Hou lay lazily on the bed and said, “Beauty, to be honest, I really don’t want to engage in domestic struggles. I just want to drift along, eat and wait to die. I want to be a salted fish.”
A year later, Young Master Hou became gravely ill. He took Lin Qingyu’s hand and sighed, “Wife, I’m going to die, but I think I can continue to transmigrate. In order for you to properly recognize me in the future, let us set a secret code.”
After the death of Young Master Hou, Lin Qingyu was prepared to stay a widow all his life. Unexpectedly, after only half a year, the great general who had rendered outstanding military service, actually came to propose marriage.
Lin Qingyu would rather die. But the general said but one statement, “If odd, change; if even, remain the same?”
Lin Qingyu: “…I will marry you.”
After two years, the general died in battle. Before Lin Qingyu even had time to grieve, he was recruited into the palace by the Emperor.
The emperor complained aggrievedly, “Baobei, this time I have became the Emperor. My salted fish dreams have been completely shattered…”
Lin Qingyu knew that although his husband was a bag of lazybones, no one was his equal when it came to conspiracy and schemes.
He rubbed the Emperor’s head. “Don’t think about it. Get started on those reports. Behave yourself.”
Translations to other languages:
Burmese
ohohohohooho found something interesting hehe
R.I.P ML’s salted fish dreams
+1 RIP salted fish dreams
oh what it is to live a life not yours and still having to try hard
+2 RIP
+3 RIP
+4 RIP
+8 R.I.P
+666 RIP salted fish dream… 😅
+17 RIP
+5 RIP salted fish dreams 😆
+6 rip salted fish dreams 🤧
+7 rip salted fish dreams 😔✊
+9 rip salted fish dreams
RIP
+10 RIP
+11 RIP salted fish dreams…you will be missed 😢
+12 RIP
+13 RIP salted fish
+14 RIP
+5 RIP
*+15
+16
+17 [hope its a good story]
+18 ML SALTED FISH DREAMS R.I.P.
19+RIP Salted fish dreams
TEAR +1
+19900
R.I.P
+ID number
+Card Number
+bank account number
+20 RIP SALTED FISH DREAMS your pfp makes this even funnier to me
+Driver’s License number
+100,000,000 I don’t even know what number ya’ll are up to 💀
Mushroom you pick gem i like the summary
This looks like an amazing novel!!
+1 rip salted fish dream
This sounds great, I don’t know why but I just really like novels about protagonists who can’t achieve their slacking dreams lmao
You’re too hard on them bohoooo!
Because that’s us 😭😭😭
I think you’ll like trash of the count’s family. It’s not bl but the mc and his beloved slacker life never seem to have a long-term and stable relationship XD
So true, poor Cale was never able to propose to his slacker life and live in matrimonial bliss
Whoooo 🥳 something new to add to my reading list 😆
Interesting… CAMPING!! ME LOVE THE ML. HAHAHAHAH
Not a single one of his transmigration had it easy.. 😂
Each one of them has heavy responsibility.. 😂
Campingg 🏕🏕
Camping!
This looks so good! 🏕
Camping!
Just reading the synopsis is making my blood boil AaaAaaAAAaaa sounds so promising omo
My god, just based on the description this looks like a gold mine!
It’s Sleepy Little Mushrooms!
Thanks for this. Looking forward to updates!
pone casa de acampar directamente Estado: A la espera de capítulos, ah~~
Camping 🏕️🏕️🏕️🏕️
Camping~
Can’t wait to see how this novel turns out!
Sounds fun! And we have the same dream! 😆 It’s really hard wanting to be a forever salted fish. Sigh.
Oh I’m so excited for this
The summary , I love it ! XD 🤣
Camping camping camping~
the cover is so pretty!! camping ^^
Nice, im on it♥️😜
Camping!!! Ah the summary seems interesting :))
🏕⛺🏕⛺🏕⛺🏕⛺
aiya this is so freakin’ interesting ah!!! can’t wait~
AHAHAHAHHA, It’s cute.
Damn that synopisos got me hooked
this is interesting! RIP to the ML’s slacking dreams
why the summary sounds cute already???
lmao
campingggg~~~~
This novel sounds so interesting….
Definitely camping 😊
OHHH sounds super interesting!!!
Ohihihoho i’mma stack for moreee
Wow, this sounds super interesting. Cant wait to see more
Ohohohohoho…. interesting 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀camp camp campingggggg
camping 🎪
Can’t stop myself from clicking on this everytime I see this on my recommendation only to know it has already been added to my reading list….
Can’t wait for more chapters to be translated so i can start reading it!!!
CAMPING!! CAMPING!! CAMPING!!
Interesting
Please keep on updating
Next chapter please 🙂
🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕
checks firewood and general stock ok im ready for camping~~~ will share food with other campers 🏕🏕🏕🏕
Camping 🕺
Ohohohooo, interesting. I wonder how the others would view Lin Qingyu considering his remarriage thrice.
And pfft, say goodbye to your salted dreams, ML.Looking forward to this new story!
yes
Camping!
Aside from a tent, what should I bring for camping? Aiya.
Hello, I can have your permission for translate into portuguese? I will give due credit. Thanks for the translation.
Alright but be sure to check the raws as well. There’s a not that gets lost in translation especially for novels with historical settings. Send me the link when it’s ready.
Here is the link. https://www.wattpad.com/story/289913095?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=Hei_Fenghuang&wp_originator=lWqXdOV2pCwrBysxIBrDLYDocNX9c12kHW7Q9BDZ4QDmsLcMD4qtOR5cs%2B1HTykgcwm%2FRlbNf6%2B%2FrpTYDVySIF47zSgOhtUcczROfEDsG6NWapwu9wPXSLFPmZe%2FIMzZ
Novela nueva. Realmente me gustó . ¿Puedo tener su permiso para traducir al español? Te daré el crédito correspondiente.
Gracias por compartir la traducción.
Aiyo wrote it in Spanish jejeje , New novel. I really liked it . Can I have your permission to translate into Spanish? I will give you the corresponding credit.
Thank you for sharing the translation
Sure, just remember to consult the raws as well because a lot tends to get lost in translation for historical and cultivation based novels.
Thank you for your permission: https://www.wattpad.com/story/289627799-casado-tres-veces-con-un-pescado-salado
HAHAHHA wtf I’m in 😂😂😂
O also want to be a salted fish in my life pls
I’m stocking chapters but… the amount of shadenfreude in the comments directed at the salted fish dreams is just 😂😂😂😂. If I can’t be a salted fish, neither can you!
Can you please explain the trigonometry? I’m a little interested because how did they come up with that was the secret code 😅
I’ll attempt it with an example: sin(5π/2+π/6)=cos(π/6). If the angle inside a trigonometric function can be broken down into two parts where one of the parts is a multiplication of 90° or π/2, then if the multiplying number is odd, then you must change the given trigonometric function according to this list: sin🔄cos, tan🔄cot and sec🔄cosec. But if the multiplying number is even then the given trigonometric function must remain unchanged. That’s why the author said, “if odd, change. If even, remain the same.”
Irdk if you understood anything, I’m notoriously bad at explaining stuff, sorry
It was a valiant effort and much appreciated. My limited brain cells couldn’t make head or tails of it but that’s not your fault. That my trig teacher’s fault. But I am very, very glad that someone understands it and that I correctly understood the original text. (There was always that possibly that I got it wrong because I didn’t really understand it.) orz
Trig is absolutely awful if you don’t understand it. My sympathies. I’m also glad you understood the original text correctly. Thank you so much for translating this interesting novel! (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩
) (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩)Oho? Ohoho??? It seems super sweet!!!!!! I definitely can’t wait to read it!!
Ty for the translation!💜💜💜💜
Oho seems fun! 🤓
I like the summary, hahahaha.
Wow, I like this novel….
So interesting, this is the first time i find the male lead has this personality… So lazyy
i just realized this novel in raw is still ongoing? (☉｡☉)!
This is so good, i can’t wait to see more updates
Hello sleepy! Thank you for your effort in translating this novel. I wanted to ask if I can get your permission to re-translate it into Spanish language? I will leave your credits. Okay, whatever your answer is 🍵✨
I’m sorry, I think Zixi is already translating it on Wattpad. You can see the link to it if you scroll up a bit.
Oh, oka, thank you very much for your answer.
Cale?Kim rok soo? Is that you?or are you long lost brother?😂
Lmfao this sounds hilarious… I’m camping~
Good luck to the ML cuz I support his salted fish dreams
+19000
R.I.P💀
Lol seems cute 💕
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 camping
Hi. I really like this story, and your translation is great. Could I get the authorisation to translate into French? I have already translated some historical danmei novels like peerless and devil venerable also wants to know. I will of course give your reference. many thanks !
Many thanks for the authorization (under chapter 122). The link is here, and your translation is referenced. This was really fun to translate! Married thrice to salted fish / Traductions finies | Darkia1030 TL (webador.com)
Waiting a few years was worth it (つ✧ω✧)つ Now, time to binge read!! ヾ(’Ｏ’)/
One of the best novels I’ve red highly recommend it
Hiii, I’m a freelance Spanish translator with one other friend. Currently Wattpad deleted a translation of the novel “Married thrice to salted fish”. The translator of that novel said she didn’t know if she was coming back or not, she needed time. So I wanted to ask if I could please translate it to Spanish on Wattpad and what are the requirements. Thank you very much in advance and have a nice day. 💕
I feel so bad replying so late. Sure, go ahead. So long as the original retranslator’s fine with it. I don’t really keep track on who does retranslations…so, I don’t really have any requirements aside from please also see the original Chinese version because there might be ways to translate this in your language that is closer to the original. Thanks!
Mah fav’rite ❤️
its cute
This will probably come in my top 20 books where I actually finished reading and ACTUALLY enjoyed the journey!!💙
Finished reading on 05/11/2023 08:46 am🍁🏡
PS:i posted this on the last chapter,5 months ago. …just realised i didn’t post a completed comment on the home page… __ (:3 ∠ ) __