Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh24 - I will always love slag men!

 

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i.e. work extremely hard for the person

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have se* LOL

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green tea bitches

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44 comments

  1. get well soon zryuu!! 💖🐾

    hahahahahah huanhuan’s confession no 10086, in a large paragraph.

  2. Thank you for the chapter and best wishes for your finger to get better soon!

  3. Pfft!

    I wonder if they met in RL one day, and ML would be reminded that MC like slag men. Would ML be eating vinegar by then?

  6. I want to dramatically scream – nOOooooOOoOOoOOoOo~

    but take your time to get well, after all health is most important!

    though I’ll be honest I got too hooked on these frequent updates 😌

    and Huanhuan omg 🤣 isn’t it the famous knight in shining armors we all heard about coming to his rescue? and he dares to call himself slag guy tsk tsk can’t fool me

  7. Zryuu, take good care of yourself! Everybody, rest well.

    Hahaha, Yearning For’s excuse was thrown in the wind. You can’t make Huanhuan desist.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  8. Is XTJ promoting slag men? xD

    XHZ rn: why oH WHY did I even bother to open my mouth(type)?!

    Thanks for the chapter and hope your fingers get better soon! 🙂

  9. Get well soon Zryuu.

    Lol Huanhuan’s confession was hilarious. It will be a black history once they met in real life. \

    Thank you for the chapter!

  10. That fanart!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 no wonder Xiang gege is drooling-ehem, i mean checking out HuanHuan 😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😏😏😏😏😏😏

    Get well soooooonnnnnn~~~~~~!!!!! 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

  11. I snickered when that btch was faceslapped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 serves her right 😂😂😂😂😂 i hope everyone would talk about it since! She’s! Doing! A! LIVE! STREAM! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 TRIPLE FACE SLAPPED!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she lost, she was shamed LIVE, and more shamed since everyone saw Yearning For defend Xiao Tianjing! Meaning, Yearning For choose loli Mary Sue Xiao Tianjing over the green tea btch! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Huanhuan, you just added another black in your history aside from acting coy online to ML! And ML, you just shot your foot, didn’t you? 😂😂😂😂😂 what slag guy? 😂😂😂😂😂 however, MC will believe that since to MC it’s just like your biggest ‘confession’ to his initial impression to you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    No chance to Huanhuan online now, seems like the only way to console ML is that Huanhuan’s impression to rl Xiang gege is good~~~~

  13. That tirade about his (fake) tastes—!! omfg

    Take care of your hands, and have a good rest. Thanks for the chapter!

  14. what the everloving fuck huanhuan who teached you those words lmaooooooo

  15. Jing Huan offering himself .. why do I feel like Huaizhi will use that against him in the future..and talking about doing it for three days straight LOL

  19. I’m honestly waiting for when MC regrets all the bs hes said to ML. Like reading his words you can tell they’re the type to haunt a person when sober and I can’t wait for him to double over from his shamelessness or with a thick face deny to until the skies are black then blue again.

  21. I don’t get the meaning behind brown sugar water during your period??

    Thanks for the great translation.

  24. That paragraph had me dead😂 Papa for three days straight😂😂😂

    And bless you for the fanart unihms-sama~~~

  28. [ [Party] Xiao Tianjing: Slag men can write poems for me! They can pa pa for three days straight! Warm green teas first then lolis next! 24 hours online with their gentleness! 72 hours on standby to warm your heart! Won’t check their messages while dating! Definitely won’t pester you after a break up! They’ll make brown sugar water on your periods! They’ll say good night before going to bed!

    [Party] Yearning For: …………]

    Xiang Huaizhi wanted to use his reputation as a slag guy to avoid women but now he will definitely regret it~ 🤣🤣🤣

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌹

  35. Ohmigod, Jing Huan! 🤦🤦 got second-hand embarrassment I can’t help but to pause reading for a bit. I’m wheezing at his antics~ 🤣

  42. i’m just shocked and just full on wow what made you thought of that in a split second, huanhuan? ⊙⁠.⁠☉