Although Qi Feng’s proposal was very tempting, Ling Ke had not forgotten that he was now a “straight man”. So in the ears of a straight man, such words were no different than joking.
He didn’t dare to take it seriously, so he made an expression that seemed to be amused, and said, “Could it be that this is your first kiss?”
Qi Feng was taken aback and nodded, “Yes.”
Ling Ke sneered, “Is it appropriate for you to give your first kiss to someone pretending to be a lover with you so easily?”
Qi Feng’s eyelids twitched, and he asked instead, “Isn’t it your first kiss?”
Ling Ke jumped into the pit unconsciously, “Of course it is.”
Qi Feng smiled, “That’s all right, since it’s your first kiss too, I’m not at a loss.”
Ling Ke: “…”
Fuck, what kind of logic is this? What he asked is whether it is appropriate or not, what does it have to do with whether it is a loss or not?
Ling Ke was not stupid, he knew that Qi Feng was walking around with him, but in this “joking” scene, these words might not be taken seriously. If he were to take it seriously first, he had already lost.
What was now being tested was not only his psychological quality, but also his adaptability and comprehensive acting skills. Once a problem occurred in any link, the relationship currently established might collapse.
To be conservative, Ling Ke forcibly dismissed his thoughts of being a gay for his secret admirer, completely converted his brain into a “straight male” thinking, and refused with a smile, “Save it, you think you don’t suffer any loss, but I still feel a loss.”
Qi Feng was visibly startled when he heard the words, showing a stabbed look on his face.
Ling Ke was also a little dumbfounded for a moment, but the other party’s “injury” was fleeting, making him feel that he might be passionate about himself. After all, there was no harm when straight men said such things.
Could it be that his saying “You don’t suffer any loss, but I still feel a loss” hurt Qi Feng’s self-esteem? In that case, Qi Feng would be too narcissistic…
Sure enough, Qi Feng quickly recovered his smile after being taken aback, and said in a low voice, “That’s the same… then forget it.”
After speaking, he lay down and said no more.
The ambiguity in the air seemed to freeze suddenly at this moment, making Ling Ke somewhat at a loss.
But he didn’t think he had said anything wrong. Although as a gay, he didn’t know how to seize the opportunity, but as a straight man, his performance should be considered quite “normal”, right? He just said what he should say.
… But why was he so uncomfortable in his heart?
The light in the room was still on, Ling Ke turned his head and glanced at Qi Feng. The other party had already closed his eyes and his expression was not unnatural.
It was just that Ling Ke had a guilty conscience and felt that Qi Feng, who was ruthlessly rejected by him… was a little bit pitiful.
He tangled for a while, then sighed silently, propped up and turned off the light on the wall.
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At this time, the kiss that Qi Feng printed on his ears and temples on the stage flashed in his mind.
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“Don’t worry, if there is a need at that time, I will play it well, and I will never let you spill the beans… Good night.” He whispered.
With his heart beating wildly, Ling Ke lay back, thinking bluntly in his mind, is this always okay? It could be regarded as a “goodnight kiss” anyway…
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Olcu Bf pera ofia atf qliibk rlcx, jcv lc atf cfza rfmbcv, tlr ilqr kfgf ajxfc!
Something with a hot and humid touch pried open his teeth, reached in and licked his tongue, then quickly licked his lips.
After realizing what it was, Ling Ke’s brain “boomed” like a volcanic eruption, and the lava exploded all over his body!
Qi Feng put one hand on his pillow, kissing him… with his mouth facing his mouth, his tongue touching his tongue, a kiss in the true sense.
Ling Ke was enveloped by Qi Feng’s breath, and he couldn’t move.
Yes, usually just getting closer, you will be tempted by the breath of the other party to make your heartbeat unstable, but now through the contact of your lips and tongue, you can taste ten times, a hundred times stronger than before…
Ling Ke felt the cells in his body were all paralyzed by this strong cyclamate, and he didn’t even know when Qi Feng withdrew.
It seemed that it was only a matter of two or three seconds, but in these two or three seconds, he had been sucked out of his “three immortal soul and six mortal forms”, and his body also reacted strongly because of this short kiss…
Ling Ke bent slightly subconsciously, pressing down his rapid breathing.
In order to alleviate the nervousness at this moment, he cleared his throat and cursed, “You are fucking… sick!” There was also an unquenchable smile in his tone.
Qi Feng retorted from the side, “Who told you to attack me first…” The other party’s voice was a little dumb, but Ling Ke didn’t hear it. He was completely overwhelmed now.
“I just kissed your forehead purely!” Ling Ke concealed his guilty conscience in a high voice.
Qi Feng also felt a bit unexpected to be able to provoke a person who was usually so calm and composed into such frenzy state. But after discovering that Ling Ke was not too angry, he had a faint sense of excitement and accomplishment in his heart instead.
“That ‘kiss’ was your first ‘kiss’, right?” Qi Feng teased him.
“…Scram!” Ling Ke now could be said to be defensively venting his shame.
Qi Feng shrank his shoulders and smiled as if a mischievous person had succeeded his ‘accomplishment’, and continued to test Ling Ke’s bottom line, “Hey, tell me, how did you feel just now?… Was it comfortable?”
Ling Ke: “…”
Ling Ke turned his back. He didn’t dare to say anything, because he had no idea what Qi Feng would do next. Perhaps a single sentence might make him completely abandon his armor and defeat him.
To such a person who played cards in an unreasonable way, he could only hide now, otherwise, if Qi Feng made a mistake and tried to touch him and catch him, then he would expose everything!
Qi Feng then asked quietly, “Eh, are you angry?”
Ling Ke moved to the side of the bed again, and said with an annoyed smile, “No!”
Qi Feng breathed a sigh of relief, the ambiguity in the air began to flow again.
After more than ten seconds, Qi Feng’s voice rang from behind again, “In high school, a girl who was more courageous chased me. Once, we chatted and talked, she actually came up directly to kiss me… I reacted quickly and avoided.”
Ling Ke was very depressed. Is Qi Feng showing to himself that his reaction ability is better than himself?
Qi Feng smiled, and then said, “I say this to make myself look like a virgin… I care about my first time especially…”
Ling Ke twitched his eyes and asked, “Are you not a virgin?”
Qi Feng: “Actually, I’m just a little physico-hygienic, and I can’t bear to let someone I don’t like touch me.”
Ling Ke wondered… what do you mean? Could it be that his stealing of kisses made Qi Feng unhappy? So that kiss was revenge?
Qi Feng turned his head, looked at the back of Ling Ke’s head, and said, “But, it doesn’t matter to you.”
Ling Ke: “…”
Qi Feng: “I don’t dislike touching you, I still… quite like you.”
Ling Ke was so confused by a peal of thunder that another one came now.
…Qi Feng just said he likes him? Did he hear it right? Is it… the kind of like he understands?
His brain was almost like a ball of paste now.
Qi Feng: “So, I think, instead of being stolen by someone next time, it’s better to give the first kiss to you. Anyway, you are my fake boyfriend.”
Ling Ke: “…” Fuck, it’s still a fake!?
Qi Feng: “On the other hand, even if we are spread gossip, I am not necessarily happy.”
Ling Ke’s heart was almost like riding a roller coaster, following Qi Feng’s words up and down…
Qi Feng: “But I want to make one point clear. Although our relationship is fake, you are the first boyfriend I am willing to admit to the outside world in the true sense… You can enjoy all the rights to be my boyfriend.”
Ling Ke: “…” He thumped, and his heart seemed to be no longer his own.
Ling Ke felt that even if Qi Feng confessed to him that he was “bisexual” in the next sentence, he would probably not be surprised.
The trouble was how to confess to Qi Feng that he was actually gay…
But when Qi Feng said this, he took another sharp turn, “For example, I went to pay for a date or something, you paid me back the precious two times. You really don’t have to do it again next time, since I proposed this game first, I should be the one responsible for the little money.”
Ling Ke: “…” So, Qi Feng’s so-called boyfriend’s rights were just to let him eat and drink for free?
“I don’t know how long our relationship like this will last,” Qi Feng sighed and said, “Well, I’m sorry for talking so much, I think you might not want to talk to me for the time being… Then, good night. ”
Ling Ke: “…”
Ling Ke was so angry that he wanted to jump up and choke Qi Feng to death – what the hell do you mean? Run when you are done! Are you very happy?
After being kissed by the tongue unsuspectingly, and after listening to such a big and strange word, how could he sleep now?
It felt like a certain part was about to be touched before you continue to touch it, while it also made Ling Ke feel like he was grasped in the heart and scratched in the lung.
But after Qi Feng said “good night”, he really stopped saying a word.
Ling Ke was upset for a while, he leaned on his side, suffering for a long time before falling asleep slowly.
In the early morning, he felt in a daze that Qi Feng was leaning over because of adjusting his sleeping position, his arms and one leg were wrapped around him… But he was so excited last night that his mental energy was completely overdrawn and he was really sleepy to the point of not being able to open his eyes.
When he woke up, he was the only one lying on the bed.
Ling Ke looked around in a daze, and heard a sound of water coming from the bathroom.
He moved his numb arm, knowing that Qi Feng hadn’t been up for long.
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[A mini interlude]
(One)
Qi Feng: “You can enjoy all the rights to be my boyfriend, including holding hands, hugging, kissing, tongue sucking, and all kinds of bed fancy moves…”
Ling Ke: “…That’s enough!” (///// )
(Two)
Qi Feng went on the internet to do research about Scorpio personality, then he found a thread – [Scorpio’s heart when in love: why don’t you come to me? Don’t you know that I miss you so much? Send me a message quickly. [Poor] [Cry] [Finger] [Sorrow]]
As Qi Feng was about to giggle, he saw the following sentence- [Scorpio’s surface: Oh. Ah. Hehe… [Smile][Smile][Smile][Smile][Smile]]
Qi Feng spurted out a mouthful of old blood: Puff–!
This chapter took me by complete surprise lmaooo! 💀
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
Hahahhhaa the interlude never fails to amuse me😂😂
Thanks for the chapter!😍
Still trying to figure out who is the shou because I’m big dumb
First Kiss!! Aaaaaaaaah If it wasn’t in the Dark, they both would have understood each other’s feelings!
Thanks for the chapter!
Still two idiots lolol
Thx for the ch (≧▽≦)/
THEIR FIRST KISS SHDKDJSJJDJNSJNSKSKS
How did this chapter slip by me?
They’re so cute, ah!
Thanks for the chapter <3
Ah, ah, this is too sweet (｡ﾉω＼｡)♡
Just confess already and be together for real! Goodness.
This chapter really took me by surprise. I couldn’t suppress my squeal and excitement upon reading “his lips were taken” so I went home quick to continue reading in my room. 😂
both of them are too dense. there’s no way a straight male would be fine with their so called contract conditions especially after getting kissed like that 😓
Thank you for the chapter!
The interlude 😂
GARFIELD, ARE YOU /SRS OR /J??!!!!!!!!!
if ke still keep calling qi cheng a straight man, i’d lose it. why would he kiss u for whatever reason it is if he’s not at least attracted to you…. lol especially since it’s his first.
Tongue sucking ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Are you kidding me????!!??! WHY SO DENSE?? Denser than tungsten istg 💀
Lmao still love them tho… But they better get together soon or I will scream
with tongue?? already???
lol props to them still being able to contain themselves after that kiss 😭😭 If someone i like do that to me, I think I’ll abandon all restraint i have 😭😭