As Lu Liran spoke, he had already shortened the distance to the two horned Kuilong snake, and now the distance between one person and one snake was less than two meters.
“This distance is very dangerous. It can easily attack me, but at the same time, it is also enough for me to attack.” Lu Liran said, holding his breath and concentrating.
From time to time, he used the stick in his hand to tease the two horned Kuilong snake.
The two horned Kuilong snake is unbearable to disturb, with golden and white mottled scale armor, piece by piece they erected sideways, they look like a forest of tiny blades, swooping down slightly from time to time, and it was so fast that only a trace of afterimage can be capture.
It’s trying to attack that probing stick.
[Fuck, hahaha, how can Brother Lu molest ♂ the snake!!—— AnZhaoZhao gifted the anchor 300x rice grains]
[Snake: I’m bored to death, I’m bored to death, let me have a good time, okay]
[Obviously, probing is such a serious matter, hahaha, you guys are so annoying!]
“Look at its speed, it’s astonishingly fast, and it’s attacking my probing stick.” Lu Liran said, narrowing his eyes slightly, “Snakes have their own attack inertia and trajectory, and a qualified bounty hunter will know how to predict their behavior.”
As he spoke, the muscles on his upper arms were obviously tense and swelled, and his entire back was straightened, like a wild cheetah ready to jump out at any time.
Lu Liran held his outdoor dagger in one hand, and the thick/long probing stick in the other.
At the same time when the two horned Kuilong snake propped up its upper body again and swooped down towards the probing stick, he turned his wrist, and the probing stick suddenly flipped towards the snake’s head, giving a very fast heavy blow with such a small magnitude that it was almost imperceptible.
The head of the two horned snake smashed into the sand with great force, and immediately the probing stick was like iron tongs, tightly pressing against the snake head that it languished in an instant.
From attacking to subduing, the whole process didn’t even take a minute. It was so fast that people couldn’t bear to blink.
[Fuck! That’s it! Worship the boss! —— Brother Lu’s Leg Pendant gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
[So fast! I just stared at the snake, but I didn’t realize what Brother Lu did, so he just shot the snake down?? —— Brother Sui gifted the anchor 5x Sushi]
[The snake said that I was just stretching, and I was beaten up by humans T.T]
Lu Liran approached with a dagger in his hand, and pressed the sharp blade against the snake’s neck behind the stick, cutting off the snake’s neck neatly, and the snake blood immediately poured into the sand.
The dagger was then stabbed/inserted directly into the back half of the snake head, and Lu Liran held it up in front of the camera ball, showing the details to the audience in the live broadcast room. At the same time, he gently opened the snake’s mouth with the stick, revealing the sharp fangs hidden inside.
The fangs are transparent, hidden in the soft cavity, no bigger than the length of a fingernail.
“The fangs of the two horned Kuilong snake are not well developed, moreover, there is a powerful and effective paralyzing toxin in the venom, which will immediately paralyze the muscles near the wound, making it difficult for the bitten target to realize the poisoning immediately.”
“It’s unimaginable that such a pair of fangs causes nearly a hundred people to die here every year.” Lu Liran looked coldly and honestly, immediately peeled off the poisonous glands and fangs, then he gathered a bunch of dead grass and temporarily stored them inside, and put them in the small compartment of his backpack.
At the beginning, a group of wounded people made an emergency landing in this desert, and they knew nothing about the creatures in the desert. Several of them were bitten by such a beautiful and unique looking snake, and finally died in the depths of the desert.
“Within an hour after being bitten, the whole body will appear swollen, especially at the bitten part, a pustule will bulge up, and the skin will become transparent.”
“Three hours after being bitten, the initial paralyzing toxin begins to fail, and you will feel pain like a needle pricking your fingertips, and the pus in the pustule will burst the skin. The pus is highly corrosive and burns and corrodes the surrounding skin.”
Lu Liran said calmly with a blank face, while processing the rest of the snake body: “To put it simply, death occurred after being bitten by a two horned Kuilong snake should be among the top ten most painful ways to die, and if you are sure you can’t get an anti-serum injection, I personally suggest that it would be more comfortable to kill yourself.”
His voice was flat without ups and downs, like the most boring science popularization program, but it was also creepy.
[My goodness, it’s so scary, goosebumps are rising, help!]
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
[Fuck, if I meet it, my mentality will collapse…]
[Fortunately, Brother Lu said this after he got rid of the snake, otherwise, I would really panic]
[What are you panicking, it can’t peck you even through the optical brain, Brother Lu should be the one who’s panicking the most]
[Beep beep softly, I didn’t see Brother Lu panic at all…]
[……indeed]
[Brother Lu is awesome! —— Kittenwhodoesnteatfish gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
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The snake meat was put away, and it can be eaten after burning with charcoal fire.
Dinner√
After dealing with these, Lu Liran went on the road again.
After walking a certain distance, he suddenly raised his finger and pointed not far away: “I have already seen a big tree over there, it should be the one I saw on the sand dunes before.”
Lu Liran sped up his feet, and hurriedly said: “I guessed right, that is the fragrant palm tree. The fragrant palm tree is a rare plant with green leaves and branches in the desert, which means that I can do many things with it.”
[Brother Lu’s camp, get!]
[Um? What? I didn’t see anything!]
[I’m blind at night]
[Just run with Brother Lu]
When Lu Liran ran closer, he found that the tree had been taken over.
He saw a leeward and rocky position, ideal for overnight stay. Someone has covered it with a roof of leaves from the palm tree, and a layer of leaves has been laid on the fine sand for heat insulation.
Lu Liran had to admit that he was envious of this sleeping spot.
[Eh??? What’s the situation?? Is there anyone??]
[Could it be that the team helped Brother Lu set it up in advance?]
[It’s funny, what kind of team does Brother Lu have, not even a shooting team, just a drone camera ball flying around 2333]
[It’s the snail girl (not)]
Lu Liran frowned: “The temperature has already dropped a lot. By the second half of the night, the temperature here will drop below zero, I don’t have time to find another similar overnight spot, it will be risky.”
“Maybe I can use this snake meat to exchange an overnight stay with the camp owner.” He said. Although exchanging dinner for an overnight stay is a bit of a pain, it’s a must.
He looked around, but under the darkness of night, he didn’t find anyone nearby.
“I don’t know what happened to the other person, but let’s make a fire for the sir.” Lu Liran sighed, lodging under another person's roof ah, is relying on someone else's charity, “Perhaps, because we have a fire, the camp owner will be a lot easier to talk to.”
[Pfft, this is the first time I see Brother Lu so humble!!]
[Brother Lu is so pitiful, hahaha, the camp you like was taken over by someone just like that]
[In such a large desert, its fate to be able to choose on the same tree, hahaha]
[It’s food rations and fire, Brother Lu is the snail girl, the snail girl!]
Lu Liran looked at the ridicule in the barrage and shook his head helplessly. He didn’t want to give snake meat, but a camp in the desert that could shelter from the wind and keep warm was worth more than a meal of snake meat.
Without the snake meat, he could find other things instead to replenish his energy, but without an overnight camp, he might not be able to survive the second half of the night.
Lu Liran kept moving his hands, he broke off a few branches, then cut off the surrounding thin branches with his dagger, and made a drill rod, and another section of the branch was cut in the middle to make a concave flat pit to carry the hot charcoal and sparks from grinding.
“I’ll show everyone the most primitive way to make fire.”
[Drilling wood to make fire??]
[I have played with this. Drill ten times, and it will fail to catch fire ten times. I suspect that the ancient earthlings exaggerated and made it up]
[+1]
“The palm tree is rich in oil and is one of the easiest trees to ignite.” Lu Liran said, “Just like someone mentioned in the live broadcast room, drilling wood to make fire, suitable wood and dry climate are all factors for success.”
“But in addition, I need to prepare a little more grass to facilitate the collection of sparks at the beginning.” As he spoke, he picked up all the weeds growing around the rock, gathered them into a ball, and laid them flat around the small hole he just cut.
He quickly picked up the drill stick, although his palms were aching from the rough branch, he couldn’t slow down, or else all his precious work would be in vain.
After rubbing it a few times, a thin wisp of white smoke came out from around the drill rod. Lu Liran’s eyes lit up, but his speed remained unchanged, and he quickly rubbed his hands and said: “Look, there is already smoke coming out.”
[I know why I can’t succeed, I don’t have the hand speed of Brother Lu]
[Is it painful to rub like this??]
[Pain! It hurts! That’s why I can’t rub it fast!!]
[Brother Lu’s hand speed, at first glance, he looks like an old magician (doge)]
It didn’t take long for the sparks to burst onto the surrounding sawdust and grass lint, and the white smoke became more pronounced.
Lu Liran saw that it was almost done, so he picked up the ball of grass, put it to his mouth and blew it gently, and after a few minutes, he saw orange flames mischievously bursting out from the gaps in the grass.
The fire is born!
Lu Liran hastily put the flaming grass on the pile of branches that had been set up beforehand, and carefully added to the fire, until the fire had stabilized, then he breathed a sigh of relief. He sat cross-legged on the side, then stretched out his hands to warm the fire.
“The temperature has dropped significantly. It’s so cool to have a fire to warm your body.” Lu Liran narrowed his eyes slightly and approached the campfire.
[666666 For the first time, I saw someone really use this method to start a fire!! —— SilentYan gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki pot]
[People from ancient earth did not deceive me!]
[The main reason is that Brother Lu is more ruthless, the drill rod is almost flying away]
[Thinking that when the camp owner comes back later, he will be able to sit and enjoy the fruit of Brother Lu’s fire-drilling, I feel so bad, TAT]
[+1]
Lu Liran smiled, anyway, he had to make a fire by himself, and he didn’t have any idea about the fact that someone could enjoy the result directly.
“There’s nothing else to do next, today’s live broadcast is almost here…” Lu Liran said, and was about to briefly summarize and then turn off the camera ball, but he didn’t expect that the live broadcast room was full of barrage shouting [Wait].
[Wait, wait!! I want to see the camp owner!!]
[Wait, wait! I still don’t know where Brother Lu will sleep tonight!]
[Wait, wait! I want to see of Brother Lu will be kicked out (x)]
The corner of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, they’re just waiting to watch the excitement.
At this moment, Lu Liran suddenly heard the “creaking” sound of leaves being trampled away from behind him. He turned around quickly and saw someone a few meters behind him.
His eyelids twitched, and an alarm bell sounded in his heart. This person was approaching silently, but he hardly noticed it?!
The man was wearing a complete set of equipment, with a thick windbreaker hat and goggles covering his entire face, making it impossible to see his appearance clearly, like a temperamental villain in a wilderness thriller.
[Fuck fuck fuck, just looking back, and there was such a person standing there! Scared me!]
[Why are you silent!!]
[Brother Lu reacted so quickly!]
[This person doesn’t look like a good person at first glance! It feels like he’s going to sneak attack Brother Lu, approaching from behind or something]
[But think about it, if it were you, someone sat and lit a fire in your camp, right? You don’t know if Brother Lu wants to live in peace with him]
[Comparing Brother Lu with that person’s full-body equipment, I feel that Brother Lu is so poor (sorrowful.jpg) —— Ah Lin gifted the anchor 1x Top quality Wagyu Beef: Brother Lu, I will support you! Good meal!]
[Brother Lu, let’s buy yourself some better equipment—— Aoao gifted the anchor 10x sushi]
[Brother Lu stands up! ——SaltedFish YuYu gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the Wall]
Lu Liran looked at the person in front of him vigilantly, but the person stood there, motionless, as if he had been frozen.
A few seconds later, Lu Liran raised his eyebrows suspiciously, and spoke first: “Hello, did you build this shack?”
“…yes.” The man paused and replied.
Lu Liran thought the voice sounded familiar, but he didn’t think too much about it, and replied after hearing his words: “I want to sleep with you for one night. In exchange, I can give you a piece of snake meat.”
“……” The man on the opposite side paused slightly, then he took off his coat hat and goggles, revealing his hidden face.
Good-looking, handsome, better looking than Pan An, the kind who can throw fruit into a cart.
The main thing is familiarity.
Lu Liran: “…” Why is it you again??
Sunnyshies: It was at this moment…that Ke Ji realized something…
Hahaha!! Its so hot!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IS THIS THE START OF WIFE CHASING? 🤣🤣🤣
Hehehe… I guessed it was KeJi as soon as the tree was revealed to be taken 😄
Hahhahaa I knew it! 🤣
Does hubby know? Or is he just guessing? Or is he only following a lead? 😳
Errrr. Cliffed again!!! 👀
Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🏜️
»Fuck, hahaha, how can Brother Lu molested the snake!!« molest
».. and the thick/long probing stick in the other.« & »The dagger was then stabbed/inserted directly..« I guess, you weren’t sure which word to use here?
»I want to see of Brother Lu will be kicked out« if Brother Lu
So, can KJ still sell himself as an Omega? Especially an use- and harmless one? xDD (And is he still using the pheromone blocker or whatever that was?)
Thx for the ch ٩( >ヮ<)۶
Thanks, thanks! But the one with two adjectives and verbs, they were like that originally, even in raws.
Ah, okay. Maybe bc of censoring? It’s the guess I have xD
dude the way you cut off use- XD 💀
It wasn’t meant as cut off xD I meant use-(less) and harmless. Dunno if you can write it this way too in English, if two words end the same way.
I know I was trying to imply you said he was useless and cut it off in the middle (use-(less)) I was just using the same way you did it perhaps I should’ve just wrote useless instead of use- XD
Haha, I was thinking he would hide his face XD
Yeeees finally Ke meiren showed again! Hehe i think he understand this time or he’s more suspicious than before. After that disturbing snake scene it was like a birthday gift😍
Tehee🤣🤣🤣. The translator-sama really likes to spoil us❤️❤️❤️.