Chapter 60: Fallen into the River of Love
After a moment of silence, Qin JiaShu spoke up first: “This friend of mine…..”
Ji FengChang reached out and pressed a finger against Qin JiaShu’s lips: “Wait a second.”
Qin JiaShu was speechless for a moment. Despite being calm and composed outwardly, he was thinking about countermeasures to deal with the lie being exposed.
He saw Ji FengChang chug a cup of liquor furiously and then heard a yell the next second, deafening his ears: “You made another friend behind my back?!”
Qin JiaShu: ……
Ji FengChang’s eyes were filled with 40% shock and 30% bewilderment. There was also 20% hurt and 10% of an expression that carried profanities.
With a crestfallen face, Ji FengChang shook Qin JiaShu’s broad shoulders: “You asshole, did you forget the words you said in your youth?!”
Qin JiaShu’s eyelids twitched.
Ji FengChang said melodramatically: “Didn’t you promise to be best friends!”
“……”
Qin JiaShu was speechless for a moment. He didn’t know why he’d make friends with such an idiot when he was younger.
Then he took a deep breath and said: “He can’t compare to you.”
Ji FengChang: “You actually compared him to me? Sure enough, you men are all alike!!”
Qin JiaShu: ……
Qin JiaShu’s two-faced behavior had already been developing since kindergarten. As his childhood friend, Ji FengChang naturally knew what kind of person he was. Because Qin JiaShu always maintained a perfect appearance, he never made any genuine friends. As such, Ji FengChang automatically monopolized the position as Qin JiaShu’s good bro.
Furthermore, Qin JiaShu was outstanding in all aspects and abilities, making him the focal point. Being friends with this kind of person, Ji FengChang’s reputation naturally increased exponentially.
Yet right now this asshole actually told him that he had some other dog outside.
Ji FengChang: “Who is he.”
Qin JiaShu looked away: “You don’t know him.”
“You’re feeling guilty.”
“No.”
Ji FengChang: “Then why aren’t you looking at me?!”
“…… I’m guilty.”
“……”
Ji FengChang was shocked. This asshole isn’t even lying to him anymore.
Qin JiaShu sighed.
Ji FengChang instantly looked as if someone stepped on his tail: “You’re annoyed with me now?”
Qin JiaShu: ……
It seems like right now even breathing was wrong.
Ji FengChang: “Go ahead, talk. Who is it.”
Qin JiaShu couldn’t think of a name for the moment so he borrowed an international friend to answer perfunctorily: “Li Hua.”
Ji FengChang crossed his arms: “Fuck. Hearing this name, I can already tell this is a troublesome guy.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
There’s no doubt there. Always asking for help writing essays in tests everyday.
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Qin JiaShu: “What does that mean?”
“Li Lei is stepping on two different boats, giving Han Meimei candy and then giving it to Li Hua as well, but he gave Han MeiMei a lot more. Doesn’t that indicate that he’s using Li Hua as a spare tire?”
“Li Lei only gave Li Hua candy after seeing him smoke.” Qin JiaShu said subconsciously: “Out of concern.”
Ji FengChang: “How do you know it’s out of concern.”
Qin JiaShu: “……Because he told me.”
“Then this friend of yours is pretty strong.”
Qin JiaShu: ?
“Good at comforting himself.”
“……” Qin JiaShu: “Is there any way to fix this.”
Ji FengChang: “Fix what?”
“He doesn’t get the current situation right now.”
“How very tragic for that friend of yours.” Ji FengChang took a sip of liquor: “He has fallen into the river of love.”
Qin JiaShu frowned: “You have to speak with evidence.”
Ji FengChang: “What evidence do you need? Isn’t the dream a fuse? And to make excuses for the playboy, this indicates that he really likes the guy. Even a zombie would feel disgusted taking a bite out of this friend of yours. Pei! Brainless romantic.”
Qin JiaShu: ……
After Ji FengChang finished roasting the guy with a composed expression, he felt a wave of satisfaction inside. This little thing actually want to compete with him? Ji FengChang didn’t forget to sow dissent: “It’s best you leave him far away. Brainless romanticism might be contagious.”
“What if he says he doesn’t like the other guy?”
Ji FengChang waved his hand: “Just listen to him bullshit.”
Qin JiaShu: ……
Ji FengChang handed a cup of liquor to Qin JiaShu: “Tell your friend to run away as soon as possible. Right now, it’s only having dreams, there’s still time.”
Qin JiaShu reached out and accepted.
Ji FengChang felt a burst of righteousness and considered himself a good guy doing a kind service to others.
“By the time he gets a wet dream, he won’t even be able to escape anymore.”
Qin JiaShu froze, holding the cup of liquor.
He continued to state stubbornly: “He really doesn’t like the guy.”
Ji FengChang: “Do you dare to get him to do an experiment?”
Qin JiaShu looked over.
“You tell him to go back and stroke it out a few times looking at the guy’s picture. If he can get hard 3 times, it’s definitely like.”
After hearing this, Qin JiaShu fell silent for a while.
“Don’t look in such disbelief. This is an ancient practice. After all, most men think with the lower half of their body.” Ji FengChang: “However, hear me out. He clearly likes the guy, otherwise why dream about someone else? Unless he’s a deranged pervert, am I right?”
“…….”
Qin JiaShu raised his hand and poured the liquor down his throat. Adam’s Apple swallowing, he carefully contemplated Ji FengChang’s words.
“Why three times?”
“To take precaution against psychological excitement, the first and 2nd time can’t be trusted. If a person can still get hard the 3rd time, it’s definitely like. If it goes limp, it’s also possible that he’s no good.”
“You know quite a bit.”
Ji -never been in a relationship, not even once- FengChang: “Of course. Don’t you know who I am, the Prince of Romance.”
Qin JiaShu considered his words for a while, not saying anything.
Ji FengChang: “Oh right.”
“What?”
“Your friend is just like a damn duck, both with pretty hard beaks.”
“…….”
After leaving the clubhouse, it was already past midnight. Covered in the smell of liquor, Qin JiaShu returned home. Leaving the washroom, he fell onto the bed and contemplated Ji FengChang’s words.
Regarding Wen ZhiChu’s issue, he was both clear-headed yet befuddled. Spectators see more than the person involved. Perhaps Ji FengChang’s words have some degree of credibility.
His handsome eyes closed. Perhaps this is the essence of friendship, clearly knowing that the other was an idiot, yet still believing the other’s words without a doubt.
What a touching broship.
Today, the midterm results were announced officially. The school rankings were also released. In the morning, Wen ZhiChu entered the classroom with three warm steamed buns in his hands.
Seeing this, 2nd-to-last said: “Didn’t eat breakfast in the morning?”
Wen ZhiChu nodded and offered one to him: “Do…do you want one?”
“Good child, keep it for yourself. Daddy is not hungry.”
Wen ZhiChu: “Skycat Genie, he……”
[System: It’s fine. Daddy is also not hungry.]
“……”
During the morning self-study class, the homeroom teacher walked into the classroom holding the physics exams and roster of the school ranking.
Standing in front of the podium, he cleared his throat: “Students, the midterm grades are out. This is our first midterms after entering 3rd year. Some students studied rigorously. Some students were undisciplined. This teacher will still say the same. The future is your own. The road is also something that you will have to walk on by yourself! I hope certain students will stop wasting the days away.”
Then he paused briefly: “Wen ZhiChu.”
Wen ZhiChu was stunned: “Here……”
“Everyone look at Wen ZhiChu right now. What do you guys see in him?”
[System: I see poverty.]
Wen ZhiChu: ……
Called on by the teacher, Wen ZhiChu stood up. For a second, he lowered his head, somewhat uncomfortable being viewed by the students.
[System: Young man, raise your head.]
Wen ZhiChu didn’t move.
[System: Raise your head. I will give you 5 yuan.]
Wen ZhiChu whipped his head up: “Don’t break your promise.”
Skycat Genie: ……
Seeing the students remain silent, the homeroom teacher spoke up first: “I don’t know what you guys see, but I see hardwork in Wen ZhiChu.”
“Everyone is well aware that in the past two years, Wen ZhiChu has been using his grades to tell everyone just how many students YiZhong has in this cohort. Now, you don’t even know anymore.”
Wen ZhiChu: ……
For a second, he didn’t know if the homeroom teacher was praising him or scolding him.
The unwavering deadlast, his ranking was equivalent to the number of students.
“Right now, classmate Wen ZhiChu has relied on his indefeasible hard work to test into rank 7 in the class, rank 60 in the entire school. Only with investments, can there be rewards. I hope everyone can learn from Wen ZhiChu.” Saying this, he even applauded Wen ZhiChu.
For a moment, Wen ZhiChu trembled all over. Although he wasn’t used to it, he was still very excited emotionally. The morale boost, to him, was a fresh spring, a panacea.
Sun Bin was disdainful in his seat and mumbled quietly: “Who knows if he cheated or not.”
His deskmate: “Don’t be so loud.”
“I refuse.”
Immediately afterwards, Sun Bin said: “Who knows if he cheated or not.”
Previously, he had said very confidently. However, this time it was much quieter.
The deskmate: ……
Ever since the rankings last time, Sun Bin had found Wen ZhiChu displeasing to the eye. Seeing Wen ZhiChu standing there, he gritted his teeth back and forth.
I’ll teach you a lesson sooner or later.
The 4th class was physical education. After the class finished, most of the students hurried off to the dressing room to change clothes. Every semester there was a physical exam which always began with Class 11 first. However, good thing the new semester’s P.E.teacher was kind enough to inform them ahead of time. Although right now, it’s mid Autumn, the sun near noontime was still as toxic. It’s inevitable that clothes become soaked with sweat after an intense exercise.
P.E. was a combination of three different classes. Right now there were a lot of students inside the dressing room. Wen ZhiChu walked slowly in the back, planning to head inside when there were less people.
Wen ZhiChu waited for a while. When most of the people inside had left, he finally walked inside with his clothes, found an empty locker, and opened it. Raising his hand, he started to take off his upper garments.
Sun Bin closed his locker and started walking outside. With a sweep of his eyes, he caught sight of Wen ZhiChu changing clothes over there. Instantly, a look of maliciousness appeared within his gaze.
Seeing Wen ZhiChu changing clothes, a malicious glint flashed across his eyes. Then he pulled out his cellphone and pointed it at Wen ZhiChu, who was unbuttoning the 2 buttons on his collar. With a sinister smile hanging on his face, he then took a series of pictures with Wen ZhiChu taking off his clothes.
Looking down and examining the photos in his hand, he planned to, in a bit, send them anonymously into the campus thread that discussed Wen ZhiChu. Wen ZhiChu had a bad reputation in the comments. Regardless of what happens, the pictures will no doubt be mocked and ridiculed by the crowd.
He was just planning to record a video when a large and powerful hand wrapped around his wrist.
Sun Bin froze: “Who the fuck……”
Before he finished saying those words, he looked into Qin JiaShu’s godly masterpiece of a face.
“Qin…Qin JiaShu.”
At this time, the other’s face carried his usual elegant smile. His big and tall figure was straight and upright like a small mountain. However, his sharp brows and eyes looked extremely cold and detached. His external mask hung on his face as usual: “Sun-tongxue, taking pictures of others without permission is not a good habit.”
Clearly he was only giving advice, yet these words were filled with warning.
Qin JiaShu was part of the student council after all. Sun Bin said tentatively and fawningly: “I will delete them right now.”
Qin JiaShu: “Send them to me.”
Sun Bin: ……
I was not expecting that ending
+1 I was expecting a smashed phone. I like this better.
Me too!!!
BAHAHAHAHA
Sun Trash Bin: I will delete them immediately!
Qin In Denial Jiashu: Send them to me first.
Sun Bin: …whu?
Skycat Genie: …lighting a candle for my idiot son, ehem, my lovably cute host
Wen ZhiChu: Skycat, don’t forget my 5 yuan!!
Thanks for the chapter hahaha
Hahahaha! 🤣
Yesssss this made me laugh even more!
After reading the story this fan made little drama make me more satisfied
+1
I forgot who this Sun Bin was 😭
Mee too TT-TT
+1 QAQ
The classmate who accused ChuChu of playing with cellphone in class and then ChuChu returned it right back at him with “Hi Siri”
Ohh that guy!
Qin JiaShu knows the good use of these photos 😂
First send then delete, he has his priorities in the right place 😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Must be sent them to me first then delete the photos later 🤣🤣
Thanks for the chapter
The conversation between Qin Jiashu and his friend left me laughing out loud 😂 dude completely roasted his friend without knowing, and even talked like a woman being cheated on 😂😂
he got his priorities straight at least 😂😂
Okay I did not expect that ending 😂 what are you gonna do with those pics, hmm Qin Jiashu~~
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Considering that Wen ZhiChu is apparently a bit of a looker I suspect that posting half-naked photos of him on the campus forum might have had the opposite affect that Sun Bin wants.
hes a scientist
The test for Qin JiaShu’s friend just got easier… lmao! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️
qin jiashu is just preparing for his experiment 😂😂 totally innocent intentions here!
“send them to me” such a perv(_ _).｡o○
Bro really gonna do it💀
Silakan jatuh lebih dalam Qin JiaShu, aku menyambutmu!!💐💐
SEND THEM TO ME!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hrhehehsjsjjw
This is too funny XD
He doesn’t care about immorality, he just doesn’t want to share XP
And now he has obtained the ingredients for his experiment
I read that last sentence in your pfp, Dottore’s voice and now I need you to know I’m really scared lmao
So Qin JiaShu now has an official picture to jerk in his sleep😂😂
Thank You for the new chapter (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`) ♡
“Send them to me.”
camera flash It’s this one, officer.
Loll… Thank you for the chapter!
jajajajajaja
“Send them to me” 🤣🤣🤣
lmaooooo!!!!!
thanks for the chapter!
Qi-Qin JiaShu you… you aren’t going to test out that theory?