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“Hmmm——”
A moan that would cause people’s imagination to run wild reverberated in the bathroom as mist rose.
What type of heavenly enjoyment was it for Wei Xun to take a hot bath on a Dangerous-level tour in the wild mountains surrounded by corpses?
Wei Xun found that this feeling was difficult to describe. He was even comfortable enough to sleep in the bathtub, but he couldn’t.
He was so weak now. If he soaked for too long in the bathtub, he would faint.
Additionally, a constant beep beep had been harassing Wei Xun’s ears. It was clear that Wei Xun had merely hummed a few times when he was in the bath, but the porno value had been going +1 +1. The way they judged pornographic content was too confusing.
Wei Xun was deeply suspicious of how the Travel Services judged the “Distributing Pornographic Content” title. He feared that any body part he revealed below the neck was considered to be engaging in pornographic content!
Feeling that it was a pity, Wei Xun smacked his lips and climbed out of the bathtub with a heavy head and light feet, revealing a thin body carved by ice and snow that appeared too white and thin. The sight of it made people marvel and made them feel like they wanted to leave some traces on it.
However, what was more indescribable was how he was still wearing the bronze ghost mask.
It was the kind that could fright someone out of their wits.
Wei Xun was overly cautious. Even when he showered, he did not want to take off the [Tour Guide’s Mask].
After a brief rinse, Wei Xun put on his bathrobe. He lay down on the big bed 2.1 meters large and wrapped himself in a quilt, sighing. It was reasonable to say that the tour guide should sleep in the narrow accompaniment room, where they would suffer a much worse treatment than the tourists, but the VIP experience ticket really deserved its reputation.
As soon as Wei Xun pushed open the broken door that was leaking air, he found that inside was a spacious and tidy guest room with a bathtub, large bed, air conditioner, washing machine, and it was even carpeted.
That was great! As soon as Wei Xun climbed onto the bed, he didn’t want to get up, and he cast Lin Xi, Miao Fangfei, and the others to the back of his mind. Today’s tour was too much for his broken body.
After turning over, Wei Xun glanced at his arm casually. He had taken off the fingerless gloves in the bath, revealing his defined bones and abnormally pale hands.
On his left wrist, there was a single bluish-purple butterfly wing the size of a fingernail that couldn’t be rubbed off by water. It was as though someone had really tattooed it there. The butterfly didn’t have any details, and it was just the outline of the wings.
What exactly was the Maria Butterfly Fragment?
Wei Xun remembered that when he used the flagpole with his left hand, his strength could almost cut the zombified flying fox into two. Afterward, he felt his left arm slacken, and up until now, his left arm still felt a little weak.
Could it be that the butterfly tattoo enhanced his power?
A golden left hand?
Wei Xun decided to find a chance to test it.
As for his right wrist, which was bitten by the flying foxes by chance, it had almost healed now.
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Wei Xun’s body had a strong resilience to trauma, which was something that the medical team had previously conducted research on. It was a pity that those white coats didn’t find anything. In the end, they attributed it to a “gene mutation.” However, Wei Xun’s resilience was more skewed towards trauma, and no one could do anything about internal organs failing.
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The Cold-blooded title would only bring about its negative effect when it came into effect. However, Wei Xun’s horrible situation caused the title to be active all the time.
It didn’t cause him pain, but he was cold all the time.
Wei Xun had almost gotten used to the shivering. He shrunk into the quilt to shiver, pondering whether his titles would upgrade if he used them enough?
This was inspired by Miao Fangfei’s title of “Novice Gu Witch.”
So far, Wei Xun had seen four title colors.
Green, blue, dark blue, purple. Their levels should increase in strength.
The green titles only had a single functionality. For example, Lin Xi’s “Eyes that can discover beauty” and Miao Fangfei’s “Compassionate——Reptile” were all aimed at a single aspect.
The blue titles had two functions, such as Shi Tao’s “Athlete,” providing excellent physical strength and resilience. The advanced green titles, such as “Xiangxi, Return Tourists,” were owned by Miao Fangfei and the fat man.
Since there were repeat tourists, there should also be green titles like “Xiangxi, New Tourists.”
The title a level higher was Miao Fangfei’s dark blue title. The biggest feature of this title was that it not only had the functions of identifying poisons and refining poisonous insects, but it also implemented a strong restriction on Miao Fangfei that could be counted as her weakness!
Wei Xun speculated that if Miao Fangfei could upgrade her title and remove the word “Novice,” maybe the color of the title would change again, and her weakness would be significantly diminished.
This would be similar to III-9’s purple “Cold-blooded” title. There was only the weakness of “you always feel that the environment is not warm enough,” but there were many benefits.
How could one obtain a title, and how did they evolve titles?
Wei Xun was very interested in this. He had the green “Analgesic” title, but this title would probably evolve to become similar to Cold-blooded. He wouldn’t feel any negative emotions, similar to Wei Xun’s body conditions in reality.
If he was much more seriously ill in reality, would his title be upgraded?
Also, Wei Xun thought that he really needed a title that would allow him to attack. For example, Miao Fangfei’s Gu Witch title was actually very good.
Later, he decided to communicate with Miao Fangfei to see how she got the title.
While Wei Xun was deep in his thoughts, he became lazy and refused to move. Therefore, he sorted out today’s harvest and looked at his personal information. Sure enough, the countdown to death was reduced by a lot because of the day’s tormenting battle.
[Countdown to death——11:26:35]
When Wei Xun was in the car, he had just topped up 24 hours. It was only 7 p.m., and the countdown to death had been reduced to less than half of the original time.
He calculated the time, and he estimated that it was just enough to last past six o’clock tomorrow morning. He had to find a way to get more points.
If he wanted to continue to experience the exciting tour, the countdown to death was one of the factors he had to pay attention to. Wei Xun also wanted to get some points. If he got to a critical moment in the tour and there was a predicament that forced him to commit suicide using Falling to zero, he should at least have more points so that he could exchange them for more time.
After he had explored “Flying Fox Mountainous Forest,” he had obtained some points, but Wei Xun also has gotten a debuff of the “zombified flying fox’s resentment.” It would be too risky for him to challenge the flying foxes if his countdown to death was too low.
He didn’t know if the points between tourists and tour guides could be transferred. If so, it would be easy for him to obtain points.
Wei Xun sat up, his eyes wandering about.
His lovely tourists would certainly not be stingy and would sponsor him a few points to support their conscientious guide.
[That is a no]
Just after Wei Xun had thought about it, the Travel Services gave him a clear answer.
[To prevent the tour guides from using violence to blackmail and threaten the tourists, it is forbidden to transfer points between the tourists and the tour guide during the tour]
Damn, could this be called blackmail?
Wei Xun was not satisfied.
How could a tour guide harbor malicious intentions? This was just the tourists sending some love to their little tour guide!
It was a pity that he was conscientious. He had hunted the monsters and climbed the mountains obediently. After a hard day of work, his points were still zero——
Eh?
Wei Xun was surprised to find that he had 62 points!
Where did these points come from?
What was going on? Could it be——
Wei Xun suddenly remembered that he had forgotten about the so-called “livestream.”
After all, the livestream had no sense of existence. Wei Xun couldn’t see any imagery or communicate with the audience. Their situation had been critical all the way up the mountains, so Wei Xun almost forgot about it. It was only when he saw the points that appeared out of nowhere that he remembered.
If this didn’t include tips, then obtaining 62 points meant that at the peak of his livestream, 6200 people had come to watch what he was doing.
Were there really more than 6000 people paying attention to this tour?
Wei Xun raised one of his eyebrows and felt that this was rather thoughtful.
He was afraid that the number of people in the International Thriller Travel Services was beyond his imagination.
Did the livestream follow the tourists or the tour guides? What was the angle they used in the livestream?
Wei Xun got out of bed and walked around the room aimlessly. After a while, he pulled open his bathrobe and marveled at himself in front of the floor-length mirror. After a while, he took out the small bottle of bile and flicked it as though it was a marble.
After wandering around for a while, Wei Xun glanced at his points and found that they had stayed at 62 and did not move.
This wasn’t interesting.
Wei Xun suddenly felt bored.
He couldn’t see the livestream, so naturally, he didn’t care about the audience behind the livestream room. In Wei Xun’s eyes, this was a tool that could give him points. This group of people was like a tool that did not respond, so Wei Xun soon lost interest in them.
It would be better for him to take control of things like the livestream, which may expose his privacy.
Wei Xun sat up from the bed and thought deeply. However, he soon remembered that the livestream not only gave points but also served to supervise the tour guide.
Wei Xun didn’t want to be watched all the time, especially when he wanted to do something wrong.
[Distributing Pornographic Content (Blue Title): You seem to like distributing pornographic content, but it’s not allowed! When your porno value is higher than 50, your livestream will be temporarily blocked!]
[Current Porno Value: 6]
Block his livestream? How long could it be blocked for? How should he block it?
As Wei Xun stared at the title, his eyes gradually darkened. Then, he lifted the quilt and took off his bathrobe——
The moment he took off his clothes, the porno value rose sharply, beeping so much that it sounded like a bomb!
[Current Porno Value: 25]
[Current Porno Value: 42]
[Current Porno Value: 50!]
[Beep! Your porno value is over the limit! Your livestream will be temporarily blocked and unsealed in 4 hours!]
That was it? That was it? What a useless thing.
Wei Xun sneered and casually smoothed his dejected dick. If it wasn’t for his poor health, he could seal the livestream for a year!
After all, Wei Xun had been ill for such a long time that he felt like he was about to ascend and become an immortal.
Standing up, Wei Xun wrapped the bathrobe around himself and stepped into his slippers before wandering towards Lin Xi’s room.
He didn’t know that at this moment, the livestream room with a total of 6234 viewers suddenly saw a full screen of mosaics, and the barrage was fiercely divided into two groups——
[Shit, I’m going nuts. Is III-9 a psycho??]
[Let me see! Let me have a look!!]
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Thank you all for your support, sending finger hearts to everyone (づ￣ 3￣)づ
T/N: Next chapter update next Sat, as mentioned in discord. Ordinary updates will resume after next week.
Also, thank you Cherrui for your ko-fi
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Errrm, Wei Xun, going to someone in only a bathrobe in the evening might not be the best idea…
Thank you for the chapter ! 💖
MC: ‘Livestream? Not allowed.’
Viewers: “Let me in! LET ME IN!!”
thanks for the chapter~
I foresee many shaken screens
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
thanks for the chapter ♡
so whenever wei xun wants to escape supervision, he’ll just strip? pfft!
Yay Update! Thank you for the chapter!~ 💕
Oof the ML better find a way with Wei Xun’s problem before he really ascend and become an immortal 🤣… And also the Livestream! Noo, no one should even dare look at MC’s body! I’ll fight whoever does (ง •̀灬•́)ง lel jk
Speaking of the ML.. the synopsis said that he’s gonna be in different bodies(?) Will it be something similar to GHG then? Except that he’ll have different personalities as a bonus? 🤔✨
Thanks for reading!
Yes, the ML has different bodies. It’s different from GHG, I guess. The ML’s identity is different from the ML’s identity from GHG, so their personalities will differ, and the reason/way they have split bodies will be different.
If it seems kinda confusing, I’m really sorry about that but that’s all I can say without spoiling anyone.
Hope this answers your question :>
Ohh I see, thank you explaining that up… Yeet I’m looking forward to ML’s official appearance now too, but I still want to see MC go crazy for a while ♡(> ਊ <)♡