Editors: Alysia & Kat
Proofreader: Yuzu
At the moment, III-9’s livestreaming room was divided into six small screens, one for each of the five families and the other, most important, for the screen of Tour Guide III-9.
All that was left on this screen were snowflakes.
The livestream room was spammed with comments.
[The hair is all white——I mean III-9’s hair. Does such a snow-like hair color really exist!]
[Damn it, how can I tell you that, I didn’t even see a strand of hair before the screen was blocked!]
[So what if they seal the tour guide’s screen, there are still separate screens for the tourists]
[That’s right. Isn’t there anyone curious about what Miao Fangfei’s hidden title is? It’s too awful that the livestream will block out people’s titles!]
[I just want to see III-9! I feel so horrible if I don’t know the level of the two monsters he crushed today. Any big bosses here willing to tell us?!]
[On the forum, Mr. Bai Xiaosheng has posted an analysis. Go and have a look!]
[“Miao Fangfei is a High-rank One-star. Even if she is not good in melee combat and is in poor condition, the monster who could completely render her attacks futile should be at least High-rank Three-stars and above. III-9 faced two monsters at the same time and only used a tour guide’s flag, showing almost crushing strength. In terms of strength, III-9 could at least reach the level of Gold-rank Two-stars.” That’s what Bai Xiaosheng said in his analysis!]
[Fuck, I’ll worship this big boss! He came up with an analysis so quickly!]
[III-9 is hiding his strength. With his strength, why is he still hanging around as a Silver-rank tour guide?]
[That’s what a slaughterer tour guide is like. The lower the countdown to death, the stronger their power, and the crazier the person is]
[But no matter how strong he seems, it doesn’t seem as if he had jumped over to Gold-rank!]
[He is purposely not challenging the Gold-rank. Us tour guides will basically stick to being at the peak of Silver-rank because once he is a Gold-rank tour guide, he will have to guide a Dangerous-level tour group every month.]
Once a tour guide appeared, the commentary barrage became much quieter. The person who commented in the commentary barrage claimed that they didn’t mind not seeing the tour guide’s screen, and didn’t care about appearing in other tour guides livestream, so they explained:
[III-9 has constantly avoided promoting his rank up. But his real strength is absolutely up to the Gold-rank Three-stars. The two monsters are zombified flying foxes. Their flesh and teeth are not only poisonous, but they also can make people see and hear illusions. They are High-rank Five-star monsters. Flying foxes act in groups and are very vindictive.]
[Heh, III-9 must have found a new scenic spot… Hehe, I didn’t think this madman was so interesting previously. When he comes back, I want to communicate with him again.]
After the comments of a tour guide with little fame disappeared in the commentary barrage, the commentary barrage in the livestream room became active again.
[Sometimes I really don’t want to see my tour guide even after the tour has ended. Sigh, they have left me a psychological scar]
[Yes, they are also human beings. Why are our lives so different?]
[Damn, tour guides are not human at all! They’re all lunatics!]
[Shh, if you say more, you’ll make more mistakes. Amitabha]
[In other words…I just want to know, is III-9 really so strong? This is an Intoxicating Xiangxi series tour. Is he still in the mood to make out with people? And he’ll even make out with three people?]
[With a glance, I can tell it’s a novice who said that. Let this old fan tell you that III-9 is a freaking perv. But he has good taste and will only pick the most beautiful one]
[I bet Lin Xi’s split-screen will be blocked tonight, hehe]
[Why would it be blocked?]
[It’s already blocked now. I didn’t expect III-9 to be so impatient!]
Seeing Lin Xi’s split-screen blocked, the knowledgeable III-9 fans all knew that III-9 was making merry. Unfortunately, the screen was all mosaic now. There was no welfare given to the audience, and there was nothing to look at.
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[Why is the screen not blocked?]
The people in the commentary barrage expressed their doubts.
[III-9 is done with him already? It’s less than five minutes]
III-9’s old fans couldn’t react in time, but they subconsciously retorted.
[Nonsense, normally, III-9’s combat prowess would last for one night!]
[He must have gone to the bathroom! The battle hasn’t started yet!]
But in the next moment, Lin Xi casually cleaned up and even walked out of the room!
The old fans thought they were blind.
Ah, this, this, was it really over??
But it was less than five minutes!
Why couldn’t III-9 do it??
[Whoa, this is the little steel cannon all of you were boasting about? It’s not even five minutes]
[Maybe he just went to Lin Xi’s room to change his clothes? LMAO]
[Then why was the screen blocked?]
[Why do you keep asking about it? It’s not a topic for you to get involved in. Go play somewhere else, little kid]
[Hey, let me tell you, III-9’s porno value is surely over ten now. Where he goes, the split screen will be blocked. This is also known as a walking mosaic!]
[Hehe, you haven’t seen III-9 with his porno value maxed out——Tsk, that would be called a walking stick of hormones. Even a corpse would get hard seeing him. If it wasn’t for him being a maniac and a murderer, there would be more people willing to follow him in his tours]
[Fuck!]
All of a sudden, the livestream’s commentary barrage had a wave of “fuck” sweeping all over it. Then, suddenly, a comment floated to the top of the room, and it was particularly eye-catching. It was the man who called himself “III-9’s old fan.” He rewarded III-9 with 10 points to add special effects to his comment.
[Fuck! The screen of Family No.2 is blocked!!]
Family No. 2 was referring to Shi Tao and Miao Fangfei! When the screen was blocked, that was to say, after III-9 came out of Lin Xi’s room, he entered their room!
[He’s fine with both males and females?]
The people in the commentary barrage felt puzzled.
[Using quantity to beat quality?]
Some people were betting on whether Shi Tao would come out or Miao Fangfei would come out, and which one would III-9 prefer.
But no one came out. All three of them stayed in the room. III-9 should be fine with both male and female partners!
[Beast!]
It wasn’t known who angrily uttered that curse, which aroused wide resonance among the audience. One after another, they condemned III-9.
[Beast!]
[Scum!]
* *
“This is a Gu egg.”
In the room of Family No. 2, Wei Xun was currently very intrigued, staring at a white ball the size of a grain of rice. It was a pristine white, would turn pink if the light shone on it, and brimmed with vitality.
“This is the reward I got when I got the title of Novice Gu Witch.”
Miao Fangfei got Spotty by chance. The Novice Gu Witch could only possess one Gu beast, so Miao Fangfei never used this Gu egg.
This was her most precious item. Now, she could only bear her losses and take it out to please III-9.
“If any creature’s cub swallows it, it will be loyal to you.”
Miao Fangfei lowered her head and didn’t dare to look at the long white legs under III-9’s bathrobe, but she couldn’t help blushing.
After returning to the room with Shi Tao, they had a detailed discussion. The final result was that they were frustrated——Miao Fangfei’s surrender, they feared, wouldn’t appeal to III-9 at all.
If she wanted to attract III-9’s gaze, she had to take out rarer items.
Although the strategy was sound, it was unclear why Miao Fangfei’s mind went blank after III-9 entered the room. She was absolutely charmed by him, and she even stuttered as a result.
Heavens, why did she think that III-9 looked good even if he was wearing a mask? She kept thinking and thinking about it, and wanted to pounce on him——
Wei Xun raised his eyebrows. “It’s only useful for cubs?”
“Yes.”
Miao Fangfei’s voice had become increasingly softer, and she wanted to bury herself in the soil. “Also, the success rate of the white eggs is not very high, it’s only 15%… But the fiercer the creature is, the more likely it will be tamed!”
She showed submissive respect to him. “I know that it’s impossible to repay the favor of saving my life with only one Gu egg. For the rest of the tour, I will listen to you wholeheartedly.”
“It’s up to you.”
Wei Xun lazily said, lacking in interest. The probability of 15% was too low, and it could only tame cubs. This white egg was slightly useless.
However, if he didn’t accept it, Miao Fangfei would feel uneasy. And anyway, the scope of what was defined as living animals was very large. The zombified flying fox was also considered a living animal. Maybe this poisonous egg would be useful in exploring the Flying Fox Mountain Forest.
When he put away the egg, Wei Xun casually raised his hand and revealed his new clothes under his bathrobe.
Aha, he was wearing new clothes!
Indeed, Lin Xi had brought III-9’s clean clothes. He had a full set, from his head to his toes. The size was suitable, and they were all new! After that, he changed into clean clothes suited for traveling and sweat-absorbing cotton socks. Most importantly, III-9’s shoes were the same size as him!
To have the right size, warm and dry waterproof climbing boots! How great!
Towards such a considerate person——Lin Xi, even Wei Xun wanted to praise him. But Lin Xi blushed and unexpectedly wanted to pounce on him!
Fortunately, Wei Xun hid fast. Otherwise, his little body would be knocked down by Lin Xi.
Fortunately, the clothes were not dirty.
Wei Xun, who fled into the wilderness, wore his bathrobe over his new clothing. The first reason was that the bathrobe was filthy. The second reason was that he was really cold.
It was a pity that even if you gave Miao Fangfei 800 years, as a straight woman, she couldn’t understand what Wei Xun meant when he was fiddling around with his sleeves and smoothing the wrinkles of his clothes.
t/n: straight woman: referring to straight man, but the female version.
Seeing Wei Xun receiving the Gu egg, she did not say anything. He was still sitting in front of her, but he seemed to be waiting for something.
Miao Fangfei’s face became redder and redder, and the look in her eyes became more and more imposing. She seemed to be facing an extremely difficult problem.
In the end, she took a deep breath, held out her hand, and subserviently stated:
“I’ll do it, I’ll serve——”
“That is unnecessary.”
Wei Xun leaned back and looked at the blood and mud on Miao Fangfei’s hand. His face turned white. Wei Xun smelled the scent of the zombified flying fox blood, which was similar to the smell of a fermented herring can… It couldn’t be that his body still smelled like this, right?!
“Is there anything else?”
In the face of III-9’s sudden cold and undisguised disdainful expression, Miao Fangfei was relieved and immediately stood up.
“Nothing!”
She walked quickly to the door with a burning face——She wasn’t able to bear it anymore. She couldn’t resist when she was in the same room as III-9. She was afraid she would let it slip. Luckily, on the way back to Little Dragon Farmstead, Miao Fangfei found that III-9 seemed to be a bit of a cleanliness addict, so she didn’t clean her clothes.
It turned out to be really useful!
What a bore.
After he got further from Miao Fangfei and her stinky scent that smelled like a garbage pile, Wei Xun sneered and changed his sitting posture lazily, with his legs up. Distributing Pornographic Content was, after all, a blue title. In addition to blocking the livestream, it should have other functions.
Sure enough, from the performance of Lin Xi and Miao Fangfei, Wei Xun had a vague guess. When Shi Tao walked out of Miao Fangfei’s room with an expression showing that he had accepted his death, with his face bright red as he stood in front of Wei Xun while he didn’t dare to meet his eyes, Wei Xun was basically certain of his assumption.
He could confirm his assumption, but he didn’t find it interesting.
After all, Wei Xun’s body was too weak. This kind of thing neither stimulated nor attracted him.
“Well then, what are you going to give me?”
Wei Xun was straightforward. Miao Fangfei and Shi Tao obviously wanted to surrender to him alone. Since he had this opportunity, Wei Xun would not let it go. Just now, Wei Xun diverted his attention and looked at his points, and found that it had risen from 62 to 85.
Wei Xun guessed that when he was distributing pornographic content, they should only have blocked his screen. But in his livestream, there might also be screens featuring other people. In this case, he didn’t know whether he would be mosaiced or whether the entire screen of the person he went nearer to would be blocked.
Although the Travel Services said that all transactions between tour guides and tourists were not allowed, Wei Xun had not given up.
As long as the screen was blocked and no one saw it, maybe it would work.
Shi Tao, I’ll be counting on you!
“Shi Tao, how many points do you have?”
Wei Xun asked coldly. Finally, he saw Shi Tao raise his eyes to subconsciously look at him. After that, he immediately closed his eyes and felt a faint numbing sensation travel from his neck to his ears. As if he was trying to abandon some kind of desires he had, he loudly said:
“I have 1562 points!”
Damn, he was a rich tyrant!
The look in Wei Xun’s eyes changed when he looked at Shi Tao. But, in the next moment, Shi Tao was depressed and unconfidently said in a low voice, “Bro,Brother 9, I know you don’t like my points, and I don’t have anything as good as Sister Fangfei.”
I like it!
Wei Xun shouted in his heart, but Shi Tao had his eyes closed and couldn’t see Wei Xun’s excited expression. He seemed to be trying to keep up his spirit. Shi Tao suddenly reached out his right hand and gave something to Wei Xun, saying in a loud voice:
“Only, only such things may be useful to you!”
The author has something to say:
Little steel cannon! How valiant, worthy of our Xun Xun!
thanks for the chapter ♡
why am i thinking he gave him a condom
Thank you for the chapter ! 💖
Thank you for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter ❤
Hehehe I guess our MC is not that dense since he figured out what they wanted to do. Mmmh I wonder when the real 9 will come back.
so….. what about real 9?
thanks for the chapter~
By the end of this, III-9 will be known as an even bigger perv than he already was 🤣
I hate pig like ML’s da most.. who likes sticking their things to whoever. 🙄