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Mu Zhan almost laughed in anger. Pulling the corners of his lips together, he said, “What did you say? Say it again.”
If Wen Mingyu was sober, he would have sensed the threat and had the foresight to asquise and say something else, changing the subject.
However, Wen Mingyu was wasted, and his brain had failed him. He didn’t felt the danger laced in Mu Zhan’s tone, and even smiled stupidly. He scolded repeatedly, not fearing death.
“Dog Emperor.”
Mu Zhan’s eyebrows jumped, and he had to press the corners of his forehead. His expression suggested that he was thinking of directly putting the person to death, or throwing them out to sober up, then torturing the person before killing them.
Nevertheless, after a long period of silence, Mu Zhan remained still. He probably felt that arguing with a drunkard was beneath his dignity. He stretched out his hand to push the person’s head away.
However, Wen Mingyu on the other hand, took a fancy with this cozy spot and claimed it as his own. As soon as he was pushed away, he immediately came back and hugged Mu Zhan’s arm.
Mu Zhan was a little taken aback. He was really inebriated with no sense of reason and was acting differently than his usual manner. When awake, he always acts abashed and shy, and although he puts on a brave face, his lower legs are shaking excessively.
He didn’t like Wen Mingyu. He was terrified of him, but it was impossible to change at once, so he let him play anyway and have some fun. In any case, this act will soon become real after a period of time.
Mu Zhan drew his hand back, gazed down at him from a commanding position, and said meaningfully: “Will give you a chance to get up by yourself.”
Wen Mingyu didn’t listen and was adamant sleeping on Mu Zhan’s lap. Having no hands to hold, he retreated. Next, he wrapped his arms around Mu Zhan’s waist, and buried his face in it. Worried that he would be pushed away again, he pressed himself on Mu Zhan’s abdominal muscles across his clothes and took the initiative to plunge into Mu Zhan’s arms.
Mu Zhan froze for a second and immediately smiled, reaching out his hand and gently landed over Wen Mingyu’s head, and softly brushed through his soft, black hair. His caressing actions may be deemed as tender, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that his eyes are heavy, and filled with dreadful paranoid desires.
“You chose it yourself.”
This one has given you a chance. It’s too late for regrets if you don’t take the opportunity to run.
Mu Zhan sat with one hand propped up on the table, holding a cup casually. He appeared to be drinking alone and at his leisure. However, if you look closely, you’ll notice that another person is lying on his lap, and his free hand is on Wen Mingyu’s head. He brushes it down slowly, on his long, silky hair, then pinching the back of his neck, falling to his back, and continues to touch it tenderly.
It was just like a rua cat.
Wen Mingyu, meanwhile, appeared to also like his hair being smoothen down, becoming obedient and quiet. He was so comfortable that he began to hum quietly. His bones were pliable-like, and he lay lazily on his side while stretching his body occasionally, trembling slightly a little now and then.
Mu Zhan eventually came to a halt after a lengthy time, but Wen Mingyu was still dissatisfied. He narrowed his eyes and reached like a hook, grasping Mu Zhan’s hand and placing it against his back, encouraging him to continue.
Mu Zhan remained motionless, but shook the wine cup in his hand.
“Would you like a drink?”
Wen Mingyu raised his head, nodded sluggishly, and licked his lips unconsciously. His lips were moist, like dew-soaked flower petals, and looking more delicately red and inviting.
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“Want.”
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Wen Mingyu rose up softly, swayed to Mu Zhan’s ear, and with a hand close to the mouth, he muttered in a small voice, “In fact, I’m not at all….”
Mu Zhan seemed calm and expressionless, but the hand holding the wine cup unconsciously tightened, which turned his joints pale-white.
However, what he wanted to hear wasn’t there, Wen Mingyu merely said the first few words, then abruptly stopped. He suddenly sniffed like a dog hook, and questioned suspiciously, “What’s that smell on you?”
It has a pleasant, nice smell, which was far more appealing than the cup of wine in his hand.
The tip of Wen Mingyu’s nose twitched slightly, and after two more inhales, collapsed into Mu Zhan’s shoulder. He appeared intoxicated, as if he had consumed several jars of wine. He was a little out of control and about to revert to his original form. The top of his head was itching, and rabbit ears were about to pop out.
Fortunately, Wen Mingyu was so drunk that he remembered that this was a secret that had to be kept hidden. He lowered his head and and curled in Mu Zhan’s arms, rubbing his head to relieve the itching and prevent the rabbit ears from protruding
Mu Zhan was rubbed to the point of catching fire, and he couldn’t control his irritation of wanting to pick people up, but then he heard the sound of deep, soothing snoring.
Wen Mingyu drifted to sleep.
Mu Zhan: “……”
The sun shone brightly the following day.
Wen Mingyu felt a nasty headache as soon as he opened his eyes, which was a common hangover sign.
He cast a hazy glance around him, and noticed unusual and opulent furnishings, as well as several elegant, noble dragon engravings…
So, he slept on the emperor’s bed?!
Wen Mingyu was shocked to the verge of exploding. He tried to stand up, but due to dizziness, he was unable to stand properly, so his head loudly knocked on the bed column.
A little eunuch heard the sound and came dashing right away. He took three or two steps forward and carefully held him.
“Young Master Wen, His Majesty’s instructions is to not interrupt your slumber; you are free to sleep as long as you wish.’’
Wen Mingyu attempted to recall what had happened last night. He was drunk to bits after a cup of wine and immediately got disconnected, with only a few fragments of memories. He, did he….. Scolded him, Dog Emperor?
It’s over. He’s already on his deathbed.
His expression was unsightly, and he did not hesitate to wave his hand, “Not sleeping, I want to go back.”
He can’t wait to fly out of the palace but for now, he can’t. It would be preferable to return to where he resided and hide for a while.
San Xi greeted him warmly and expressed his joy at his return. He said, “Young Master, you spent the night in His Majesty’s bedroom, which has never happened before. His Majesty must be very fond of you.”
Wen Mingyu, on the other hand, was not pleased at all. He even wishes to bang his head against the wall and return to his previous state before drinking last night. If he had to do it all over again, he wouldn’t touch even a drop of wine.
Moreover, he pondered again. Last night, he was originally sitting, drinking and eating food at the table, and then how did he go to bed? It can’t possibly be himself, then the tyrant held him? No, no, no, he’d rather the palace servant carry him up!
His complexion changed to and fro, and his heart was cold. He wanted to cry because he felt that this was the last day of his life.
San Xi waited for him to wash, before having a hangover tea.
He sat at the table, a cup in his hand, and quietly looked out the window, reflecting on his brief life, with a look of being disillusioned with the world of mortals and about to become a monk.
San Xi was perplexed, unsure what was wrong with the Young Master. After spending the night with His Majesty, he returned like this. Is it difficult regarding that aspect of His Majesty….can’t be?
San Xi’s heart skipped a beat. He was crazy for thinking like this, and this great disrespect was inexcusable. His Majesty is certainly the most bravest and virile unrivaled!
Wen Mingyu’s thoughts were a mess, while feeling like he was about to die, he used self-denial to argue. If the tyrant wanted to kill him last night, why would he be sleeping comfortably in the emperor’s bed overnight? Perhaps the tyrant is a shaky M who enjoys being scolded by others….
Wen Mingu’s heart sank as he thought of this. How could there be such a nonsense thing
After a while, a palace servant arrived and informed him that Madam Hou had come to pay him a visit and would arrive after lunch.
Wen Mingyu was stunned for a moment before realizing who it was. But he didn’t know why his mother had come to him for, and he knew that this wouldn’t end well.
“Does…. Does His Majesty know about it? Has he given permission? Wen Mingyu asked.
The little eunuch said respectfully, “Back to Young Master, yes. His Majesty also stated that if you don’t want to see, then do not see. This is simply a pleasure thing for the Young Master when he’s bored.”
A pleasure?
Wen Mingyu was dumbfounded. What exactly does Mu Zhan imply when he said this, and he doesn’t seem to like Madam Hou, either?
He didn’t really grasp the meaning behind Mu Zhan’s words, but he was inspired by it. Anyway, he might pass away at some point. He hasn’t retaliated for the unhappiness he had recently experienced, isn’t this a great opportunity? If he’s unhappy, he should also make the people who irritate him even more unhappy, and then he will be pleased.
So, Wen Mingyu nodded, “Let her come.”
Wen Mingyu diverted his attention away from last night’s events. At lunch, he consumed a substantial amount of food. He could eat more if he didn’t have a hangover and an upset stomach.
Madam Hou arrived half an hour later, as expected.
Her makeup was flawless, and her posture was as graceful as possible, but she couldn’t hide her anxiousness and fear since she rarely entered the Imperial palace. After all, the palace is home to a dreadful one.
It wasn’t until she met Wen Mingyu that she was able to take a deep breath and find that home feeling. But when she looked him in the eyes, she was stunned.
Who is this Young Master dressed in fine clothes? He has a noble temperament, as if he belongs from the royal family.
San Xi reminded Madam Hou, who had entirely forgotten to move, “Can’t Madame Hou be courteous?”
Madam Hou subconsciously did so. When she got up, she remembered, isn’t Wen Mingyu a servant without a name? Why should she salute in the first place?
Madam Hou, who sat across from Wen Mingyu, smiled and said, “Yuyu, I want to tell you something important.”
She was dropping a hint that he should ask the palace servants to back-off.
But Wen Mingyu, as if he didn’t understand, said directly, “You say it ah.”
Madam Hou’s face stiffened. She managed to keep smiling, she softened her voice and said, “Yuyu, you see, the Hou family has carefully raised you and watched you as you grow up. Your father loves you very much, and is very concerned about you after you enter the palace. How are you doing these days?”
Wen Mingyu purposefully raised his voice, “Oh, you guys love me so much, that’s why I grew up without enough warm food and clothing, being tormented by the servants, having never read a book and not knowing a word. Your love is truly unique.”
Madam Hou hadn’t not expected him to expose her in such a crude manner. She could not help but be annoyed, and forcibly explained, “It’s a servant who is wicked in heart. Of course, I’m partly to blame. I didn’t expect to have such people, I’ve already sold them and will give you an account.”
Wen Mingyu was startled, “”Isn’t the Hou family going to be empty then? Almost all of the servants have mistreated me. Your son has beaten me several times, will you also sell your son?”
Madam Hou’s face twisted uncontrollably, “That was Chong er’s naivety and ignorance in his childhood, and I asked him to apologize to you to make amends.”
Wen Mingyu raised his eyebrows, “Kneel down and kowtow to apologize? Oh, then I’ll wait.”
Madam Hou was provoked to the extent where the corners of her mouth twisted and the veins on her forehead jumped.
She held her breath, shifted the conversation’s focus, and carefully explained the objective of her journey. Simply put, it’s been heard that Wen Mingyu is doing well in the palace. To assist the family, they wanted him to blow some breeze to the Emperor through pillow talk. She also euphemistically hinted and warned him that he and his family are one, and both prosperity and loss, whatever he does, will honor and injure them all. Without the Hou family as his backdoor, it will be difficult for him to maintain his position in the palace.
Wen Mingyu, at the same time, hearing her say such a long list, yawned with annoyance, as if he’s listening to a fart.
“Have you finished? My answer is likewise quite short; stop dreaming, I won’t help.”
Madam Hou was pinched to death by this child. After being pissed off and being looked down upon so many times by someone who didn’t even care and not taking it into account, she finally couldn’t keep her rage hidden for long, and shouted in full volume, “Aren’t you a member of the Hou family? In the end, you have no heart. The family needs help, but you are so cold-blooded that you don’t take it seriously!”
Wen Mingyu: “Oh, then I have no conscience.”
Madam Hou was so angry that she pointed at his nose and reprimanded him, “You! Just for a fleeting favor and you are so arrogant that you don’t know who you are, let’s see who comes to your aid in the future when you are left out in the cold, waiting to die!”
Wen Mingyu sneered and was about to stab her again with a few sentences when a low voice came from the doorway.
“Do you have an issue with this one’s person?”
ChiFu: Our rabbit is drunk, and the tyrant supposedly threatening him was just funnily adorable haha Don’t worry, there will be no shackles here! I think! hahaha~ We have reached ten chapters now, congratulations 3x!
I hope the people who were there in the beginning are still here~ and drop by if you can donate a kofi for deprived of sleep me : 3 Thank you for reading!
Our lil rabbit is really cute when drunk🐇🐰
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Wen Mingyu, “You’re a dog emperor!” (falls asleep sniffing and hugging the said dog emperor)
Mu Zhan, “Hmm… Me likey!”
Thank you for the chapter 💕
cute!!! You’re welcome, have a happy reading~
What a nice chapter~ Waiting for the next
Thanks for the chapter ~
Madam Hou: Fear me and be of use stupid servant!
Wen Mingyu: I called the Emperor “Dog Emperor” to his face and lived to tell the tale! I fear no man, try me woman! ( *｀ω´)
wwww rabbit attack! I would be disappointed if he didn’t put the woman in her place XD
Madam Hou: Fear me and be of use stupid servant!
Wen Mingyu: I called the Emperor “Dog Emperor” to his face and lived to tell the tale! I fear no man, try me woman! ( *｀ω´)
Thank you for the chapter!! ❤️
Woah, it posted twice! Sorry!!
So cute, I like ABO universes so much, usually its so soft
Thank you for new chapter
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
Mu Zhan waiting for the act to become real and petting Wen Mingyu like a cat in the meantime is somehow really cute? As for trying to bribe answers out of drunk Wen Mingyu with even more wine, Mu Zhan deserves to have Wen Mingyu fall asleep on him again haha
Thank you so much for translating! <3
ikr! He’s so sure that rabbit would swoon over him soon…! haha you can’t take more all at once! be patient, tyrant~
Oops! Don’t emperors usually have a whole department just to make sure there are no secrets waiting to kill them? And what is this “thrown out in the cold”? It’s either dead or favorite, and neither is going to do her any good.
“Do you have an issue with this one’s person?”
Wen Mingyu in my head responded with, “it seems this humble concubine is the entire hou family” bc madam hou hella implying the family is what made the emperor favour him.
Liking the ending of this chapter a lot 😁