Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Fulfilled All My WishesCh13 - Urk! Stuffed with Dog Food!

Meng Yixuan, while holding hands with Huli Bao, was accompanied by a little plant that had one branch clinging to the outer layer of his robe to avoid getting lost. It followed along with its roots arranged to mimic Meng Yixuan’s legs, and it walked much like a human.

They moved along like this until they’d eventually walked to the corner of the woods on the hill that the Shaba village should’ve been, but it wasn’t. It was like a ghost village that had appeared for the night and suddenly disappeared now. H PFEU

Meng Yixuan remembered that Ling Jie had stayed in the village the previous day, and grew a little worried. The village itself had disappeared so, he wondered, if she’d disappeared without.

This anxiety was quickly proved to be useless and Shejin Huiling, Ling Jie, walked up to them from the largest cluster of trees nearby with a knowing smile.

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As soon as she made her appearance, Xinxin’s grasp on his robe disappeared and the little plant quickly slipped around his neck, changing into something that resembled a choker made of vines and flowers.

Awe, was little Xinxin scared? A soft smile fleeted across his face as Huli Bao also noticed his new accessory and felt complacent that Xinxin liked him and not her, an ego boost that’d last him a century at least. AGv7D2

“Ahh, while I was worried about you and looking all over the place for Xiao Bao, you were here seducing Xuan Di! What a pair of unfilial little Didis, not caring for their Ling Jie!” Shejin Huiling glared playfully.

“I didn’t! [seduce anyone] You’re not! [my Jie, you fossil]” Huli Bao’s intentions were heard by Meng Yixuan who burst into laughter at his interesting way of putting it.

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Shejin Huiling’s face was painted a little shocked that Meng Yixuan found the four words funny, “Oh no. Don’t tell me. You can’t be that whipped for him, it’s been a day! Unless…”

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“Sect Mas–” The words cut themselves off in his mouth as he was faced with the warning glare (that still somehow only made the stupid pretty boy prettier ffs!) from him.

“Uh, Huli Bao? Bao Ge? Bao Ge. Well then, Bao Ge, it is time we must part, I’ve gotta go back to the sect. Duties and responsibilities are the bane of my existence, but alas! I’ll trust Ling Jie to take care of Bao Ge for me, be careful, okay? Bao Ge!” Huli Bao softened his glare and his face regained its soft neutral look.

With such melodramatic parting words, and an eye roll to the heavens from Ling Jie, he got on his sword and flew away. Him almost falling off the sword and the pair of demonic cultivators laughing definitely did not happen. TfHKU8

The flight back to the sect felt so tiringly long, and having to descend once he got back to the peak was even worse. Apparently, it actually was against peak rules (one of thirteen so it must be really important) to fly as a means of travel other than to leave.

And he walked, such a long long time, just to get back to the stupid commissions hall to retrieve his reward for the stupid herbs. Not that they were stupid. Qingxins were very adorable! Especially his Xinxin. The fidgeting around his neck stopped immediately at the thought.

He arrived at the main hall and walked in, noting that this time he wasn’t alone with Cui Daiyu. Another girl, of similar build to Daiyu but shorter, stood beside her. That was the perfect height difference, he decided. The other girl just reached Cui Daiyu’s ear, kissing would be so easy for them~

Meng Yixuan felt like a monster for ruining the perfect harmony between the two but he had to anyway, to claim his reward and get a new mission because all this herb collecting was kind of interesting. He’d been meeting plants with all sorts of fun personalities! em1EXq

“Cui Shijie, I’ve brought the alchemist elder’s plants, as requested, may I claim the reward?” The two pretty ladies turned to him simultaneously and he felt somewhat overwhelmed. People with superior visuals never failed to make one nervous.

“That is, if Luo Shijie doesn’t mind waiting a moment for me!” He was very much guessing the other female’s identity but with how close Cui Daiyu let her get, she could be none other than Luo Shanting, her Shimei whom she had slightly more than platonic feelings for.

And, judging from how happy the other looked, the feelings were mutual!

He felt very happy for his pretty Shijies, hoping for them to achieve their happiness with each other! It was simply a bonus that their happiness meant the protagonist’s unhappiness. rcR bm

“Why would you say that, Xiao Shidi? Duty is duty.” Luo Shanting seemed to be teasing him, but also seemed to be very serious.

“Because I ruined my Shijies’ date.” The way he said it made it seem so natural and Luo Shanting’s opinion of him grew very much. Cui Daiyu also seemed a little more fond, though she didn’t show it as much.

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Without waiting for his prompting, she even stepped towards him and completed the transaction. This time, Meng Yixuan noted, she had a barrier to limit the amount of qi backflow in case of someone’s cruel actions. So she’d taken his advice too, what a tsuntsun~

After doing so, she returned to Luo Shanting’s side, who reflexively stepped in front of her and leaned into her chest, spooning while standing. Cui Daiyu even leaned her head on her Shimei’s shoulder lightly, showing that she trusted him enough to be so natural. OzlVAG

“Shijie, is this your revenge for ruining the moment?”

The couple before him simply cuddled more into each other and Luo Shanting, with a teasing smirk, replied, “Justice, too, is a righteous cultivator’s duty.”

Because using ‘justice’ as an excuse to stuff a poor single dog with food was convenient to her. And Meng Yixuan could only take it lying down because he’d prompted it out of them.

uhhh…. i’ve been obsessively reading all sorts of cute stories and avoiding writing oops- OyhTrQ

eg. dont discriminate against species (very precious and my heart and soul goes out to Fu Li, hoping he achieves his dreams!!); some beautiful krbk twitter aus to commemorate the end of krbk month (as well as writing one of my own uwu); unintentional love story (it’s a manhwa, so far so cute~)

anyways, kisses to my cuties, pray for me to get raiden please and thank you <3