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Meng Yixuan noticed that he was awake just as he went to take the meat off the stove, “you’re awake.” He repeated the sequence from earlier once again, for the people in the back to hear.

This time, however, Huli Bao gave a curt nod of agreement as he observed Meng Yixuan’s actions. aPiwte

The sudden change in attitude was certainly obvious, but Meng Yixuan didn’t comment on it as he served up their separate portions of food on a sturdy leaf plate he found in his storage pouch.

“I made sweet and sour swine beast tenderloin accompanied by a freshly made sunset pearl smoothie. Try it!” He introduced the dish like the fancy chefs always did on the TV.

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Huli Bao used his qi to cut the meat into smaller pieces and picked up a piece of it with his chopsticks.

The compression from the chopsticks made tender meat juices flow onto the piece of cutlery as he brought the bouncy meat to his mouth. gzspVr

As he chewed the soft and fragrant meat in his mouth, the flavours gushed out, overwhelming his senses and leaving a powerful aftertaste when he swallowed.

Meng Yixuan watched as he completed the entire process with anticipation, “well? Is it good?”

Absolutely delicious, Huli Bao thought, but the words that left his mouth were, “good.”

His ability to communicate his thoughts had dissipated with the liquor that evaporated off his skin with the other impurities during his sleep.

“Really? That’s amazing!” Meng Yixuan beamed and also started to dig in.

He was all too used to the Cursed Sunset Sect’s Sect Master Zhang- well, Huli’s stoic ‘I care for no-one’ attitude.

In fact, his conversing skills from yesterday had very quickly tipped him off that the other was intoxicated.

In response, he made some xianxia grade hangover soup for him, in the form of a brain freeze inducing drink, and his slightly naughty side was delighted at the thought of experiencing Huli Bao’s first brainfreeze, assuming it actually was his first. ZsX2yn

Meng Yixuan casually sipped on his smoothie using the hollow bamboo stalk he’d used his cultivation to polish, which was definitely not a waste of time, smoothies could not be drunk without a straw and he solemnly swore to condemn anyone who believed it could.

Huli Bao watched him and copied his actions, realising that the bamboo had been stuck there on purpose and not just as decoration.

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He leaned down slightly and also wrapped his lips slowly around the branch, hoping for no repercussions.

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Meng Yixuan watched as the guy somehow made drinking a smoothie seem so not-innocent.

The line of orange continued to drip down as Huli Bao took no notice, and the fact that it almost dirtied his robes gave Meng Yixuan the worst anxiety. 85pkJE

He reached his hand out to the unknowing other’s face and wiped it off his chin, to which Huli Bao didn’t even flinch.

The lack of a reaction made Meng Yixuan doubt if he really actually was the super powerful cultivator the novel made him out to be.

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What hella op antagonist wouldn’t have the slightest reaction to things like an almost-stranger touching them? Apparently, this one. I mean, they could be an enemy in disguise!

Maybe he should just quit his sect and join this one, clearly such a naïve sect master needed a bodyguard with as much prowess as Meng Yixuan possessed. Y4N85Z

Huli Bao was blissfully unaware of how his cool sect master image had deteriorated in Meng Yixuan’s mind and only continued to sip happily at his drink of sugary goodness.

He sucked the juice up really hard, at this time, and the cold went straight to his brain, numbing it.

His face scrunched up like a raisin as he squinted and held his head in his hands.

“Mind controlling arts?” His exclamation was short but somehow, it was as if he could hear the rest of what the other was saying, too: which fool is brave-or stupid-enough to attempt to control laozi?

His qi had started to rage in waves around him, and the originally docile feeling around Huli Bao had turned a little dangerous, and you could almost see the way the surroundings tinged red.

So all this time, he’d been restraining it? So he wasn’t actually in need of a foundation stage bodyguard? Aw! nsf3Aq

Meng Yixuan pouted for a second before going to soothe the poor guy, who still clutched his head and shook it, amusing Meng Yixuan greatly.

He stroked his hair lightl- damn! It was so soft, what the floofball?! He continued to consolingly caress the other’s hair and told him the truth, that he’d sipped too quickly and now he was suffering.

He could only barely say it without bursting into a fit of giggles, so he bit his lip until it almost bled and kept his voice as unwavering as he could.

“Smoothie?” 2VZmry

Meng Yixuan nodded, reading around the lines, “yes, it was the smoothie that got to you. Don’t drink so fast next time.”

Huli Bao slightly tilted his head (in the most adorable way possible how could anyone be that cute his heart-) and blinked slowly.

“Yes, next time. Unless you don’t wanna meet again?”

He pouted to show his discontent at the thought and Huli Bao quickly shook his head with enough vigour to turn a tide, “Meet!” IdF3KW

“Right! For now, though, we should probably be leaving. I’m pretty sure Ling Jie is still waiting for you.”

Meng Yixuan could only barely convince himself to crawl out of his own little domestic bubble with the most attractive man he ever had and would ever meet.

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“En, home.” Huli Bao spoke cryptically most of the time but, somehow, (maybe it was the fact that they’re soulmates  ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶o̶p̶s̶) Meng Yixuan could almost read his mind, and was able to continue the conversation like he’d received an essay of a reply.

“You’re right, the sect must be going mad without you there! Do you think they’ve burnt the kitchen down, yet?” Meng Yixuan joked, remembering that the book mentioned that there was a time they actually had done so. LtKVD9

“Before, burn.” Huli Bao himself had no idea how Meng Yixuan could understand him, even his mama would constantly keep him tipsy to be able to converse with him!

“Right! I remember our sect had a complaint that there was smoke in the Silent Night forest that hadn’t been extinguished for days! When people went to check it out, all they found was a piece of regenerating coal!”

“Know how?”

“Hey now, that’s a secret! A magician never reveals his secrets~” Meng Yixuan clearly forgot that a magician wasn’t a thing here so the newsflash hit when Huli Bao furrowed his brows in thought, probably wondering what exactly that was. 7uv0rt

“Hmm… they’re like human cultivator wannabes, I guess? They do magic tricks for others and- basically, it’s like how a shifu won’t teach their disciples all their skills to avoid being surpassed or something.”

He’d given up trying to explain it with human words and simply gave a comparison.

“I don’t.” Huli Bao felt the need to confirm that he was a good Shifu to his disciples, and that any knowledge he could impart, he would.

“You’re a real sweetheart then, aren’t you~” and the top of Huli Bao’s ears tinted at the comment, turning aside to avoid Meng Yixuan seeing, a total failure, but still super adorable!

Meng Yixuan basked in the warm feeling of the moment before rising to his feet, swiping imaginary dust off his clothes. He waved his hand and the mess in the cave cleaned itself up.

Finally, he looked down at his companion, “come, let’s go.” csdxyO

He held his hand out to the other, which was grasped firmly after a second’s hesitation. He hoisted Huli Bao up and (sneakily) didn’t let go of his hand as he led him to leave their little cave.

oop- xuanxuan, we see you, fina steal baobao’s heart just like that~

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