Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Fulfilled All My WishesCh11 - Adopting a Floofer in Disguise and Seducing the Sect Master through an Age Old Saying

The sect master continued to look directly at Meng Yixuan, watching as he began to scowl and mouth curses at nothing in his frustration? A short laugh escaped him in his amusement.

The sound allowed Meng Yixuan to notice that the sect master had awoken and his eyes grew wide in embarrassment. An awkward cough left his lips and he cleared his throat. RZaOQE

“You’re awake.”

“I am.” The sect master smiled softly in acknowledgement, although it looked more like a smirk and his mirth couldn’t even be masked by the way his face returned to being stoic.

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Meng Yixuan coughed some more before speaking, “Well then, I aM-” oh, his voice cracked, pitch peaking as it did so, making him smile an uneven smile before clearing his throat.

“Meng Yixuan, I’m Meng Yixuan. And you are?” Now, technically, he didn’t need an introduction at all. He could actually recite everything on his wiki page, but in the little time he’d been here, he’d come to realise that there was a lot more depth to these characters in real life than in the novel. kyOUIJ

And that’s with no shade to the author, they couldn’t have written every character’s entire life story even if Wrath of the Abandoned Soul had enough books to fill a library.

Also, it’d just be plain creepy if he called him by his name even though they’d never been acquainted.

Before introducing himself, the sect master wondered whether to say his human name, which may cause the other to react badly and potentially harm him when he’s in a bad spot, or his birth name, given by his mother.

In the end, he decided that his given name would be easier to explain, and if nothing else, he could still use his brainwashing abilities to make the other forget this encounter.

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However, he really didn’t want to have to resort to that because using his true abilities in this form tended to be highly draining and would leave him feeling nauseous for days.

“Huli Bao. I am indebted to you for your help. Is there anything I could repay you with?”

Sect master Huli Bao attempted to sit up in order to speak more easily with Meng Yixuan, but he winced as he felt a slight discomfort all over his body.

“For now, I’d like you to rest. Your wounds have been healed but that doesn’t mean your nerves have reconnected, that doesn’t happen as quickly. Either way, it’s late and I don’t think even you have the balls to go out while injured in this area.” fugDjm

Even me? What do you mean by that? Do you… know who I am?” Huli Bao seemed to be suspicious, for very legitimate reasons. No-one in the existence of existence-ing knew his real name, not even his sect members.

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That is, other than the fact that the Cursed Sunset Sect disappeared after his death, and his disciples and elders all played a huge part in the war against the protagonist when it eventually came. 9dSkqA

“Sect master Zhang is world renown.” Any sense of amusement slowly drained from his face.

“Also, Ling Jie told me earlier that you went missing.” Huli Bao, upon hearing her name, noted to reprimand her later for releasing such classified information. And maybe treat her a little nicer for indirectly bringing aid to his side.

“So I just assumed that the first mega attractive human I saw was you, cos you’re, like, extremely popular for your beauty, so she says.” His voice didn’t falter at all as he accidentally shifted the blame, spoken like a true con artist.

Lying through his teeth was actually Meng Yixuan’s top talent, even better than miraculously stumbling across the strongest and most influential natural existences in the known universe (like the Heaven’s Blessing Springs, for instance). aFd8TH

He had years upon years of experience when he was stumbling through the streets of Narnia he was so deep in the closet.

But those days were long gone, and he was now everything he’d ever dreamed to be all his life.

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And he was even in a universe where being gay was accepted, because the dao of the heaven’s had no objection so mere mortals could never stand a flame to the omnipotent being that created history itself.

“Right. M-my apologies for the previous hostility.” sQ91NC

And now it was Huli Bao’s turn to grow embarrassed, but that only lasted a second before he let out a yawn.

“Sect master Zhang, you should rest now.” The command fell through in a shaky tone, but the stern authority that Huli Bao had never expected was still there.

“Then, I will.”

But how could he, a powerful sect master of the most powerful demonic sect trust any other person this easily? He’d many times come across a ‘you were losing and I helped you’ situation from stray demonic cultivators, which they’d orchestrated to curry favour with him. WvPRbB

So, he continued to stay awake for as long as he could but the warm qi radiating from the other lulled him slowly to sleep, like a drug that his body readily accepted.

Just before he could drift off into complete unconsciousness, he muttered very quietly, “I told you my real name so you could use it.”

And the almost-silent mumbling was still picked up by the foundation building cultivator sitting beside him, who smiled at the supposedly terrifying Sect Master Zhan– Huli’s sleep drunken whispers.

Then, he started to meditate just as dedicatedly as in the previous night. And not even the shrilling of the fighting beasts beyond the cave entrance could deter him from his determination to become OP. XmFhNp

A whole night passed like that and again, at sunrise Meng Yixuan ‘awoke’ feeling peckish.

Not that his hunger and pekishness were even real, seeing as his body was already in a state that he could practice almost complete enedia.

But he could never dare, there were too many foods out there that he’d never even tried!

Like the one he’d try to make now based off of his top score in food tech and his experience learning from that top chef his mother and father had hired for him at some point. Ju1E02

An ice qi infused sunset pearl smoothie, to keep it cold despite the warm sun, and he’d also roasted the loin of the giant demonic swine beast he’d slain that attempted to get too close to their cave.

It was flavoured amazingly with a single overripe, somewhat sour sunset pearl fruit that had somehow appeared in his earring, creating a sweet and sour tenderloin for them to share.

Of course he knew that technically sect master Huli didn’t need to eat but he felt that it’d be too cruel of him to eat alone, so he kindly cooked for two.

As he waited for the meat to slowly roast, he checked up on his new little friend and found that all the others were now also able to leave the soil. jvBHdV

Each left a seed in their original place, to keep the area alive so that the perfect-for-plant-cultivation cave wouldn’t be claimed by another species.

A little blossom that he’d helped the day before stalked up to Meng Yixuan before speaking to him through that weird plant telepathy thing he could apparently do.

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“We all wanted to thank you for your generosity with the sacred water. Your cultivation last night also helped us a bunch in stabilising our foundations. Now, we plan to leave here and travel the world like we’d always wanted to.”

Meng Yixuan felt somewhat disappointed that he’d have to let go of the little cutie from yesterday but was glad that they would all fulfil their dreams thanks to his little show of gratitude. hwfbV4

“On that note, our family’s little Xinxin would like to accompany you on your journey, if you wouldn’t mind. Xinxin seems to have grown quite attached to you, kind cultivator.”

Xinxin? He found himself wondering before the little doggo plant from yesterday stretched itself until it eventually settled on his shoulder with only two root bundles that resembled legs.

The plant, Xinxin, started nuzzling his cheek softly and he smiled at its actions, agreeing with the other Qingxin blossoms’ request to take it along.

“If you ever find that you need us, Xinxin can call us no matter where you are and we will come to your side. This life debt that you’ve endued onto us could never be truly repaid, but we will try our best to live well with the new life you’ve given us.” rjLtbA

The blossoms then all proceeded to extend and stretch and reform before completely jumping out of the cave, in the shape of little birds, and proceeding to fly away, with Xinxin and Meng Yixuan waving from the entrance.

Huli Bao had stirred at the delicious scent of the food Meng Yixuan had cooked and witnessed the procession of the Qingxin Blossoms as they left.

At that moment, it had occurred to him that if Meng Yixuan really wanted to, he could probably very easily kill him and no-one would ever realise the real culprit.

And, weirdly enough, for a split second, he entertained the thought of having him as his companion. yHaeUF

However, as quickly as the thought appeared, it disappeared as he remembered the reason it was near impossible for a human to be his own life partner.


Hey cuties~

remember how I said my uncle had my cat while we were ill? See, I’d originally gotten her from him in the first place and she seems tonnes happier there so we’re leaving her with them (and i’m gonna visit her loads!!)

but now we’re getting another little smol cutie, who will be dubbed “Catsuki”, tmr and I love her already and she’s my heart and soul already :blobaww: dw, Monday’s update will be accompanied by many many pics uwu 3dC9Mj

do i fall too easily? maybe. will that reflect in my work? probably oops-

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32 comments

  1. Catsuki sounds very adorable and dorky, I’ll be waiting for the pics! Also, yes to the doggo plant! We got a non-human companion!

    And hmm, why couldn’t a mortal be your partner, HB? Our mengmeng is more than enough, I assure you!

    • doggo plant best boi! cutest smol boi! only love and adoration for that sweet boi!

      hehe~ i’ll one up you, she’s got an insta~ (will tag later next chappy, when there’s actually posts up)

      Ahh Baobao will soon find that Xuanxuan is exactly the human he’ll need~

  2. You must keep the promise of cat pictures!

    MC has many talents~ I’ll just snatch him away and never have to think about food ever again 😂

    • don’t worry, i’ll keep my promise~ (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘)

      yeah he’s a many of many talents, a jack of all trades, too OP in an irl scenario, some of are jelly me

  3. Ok, a cute animal companion (or the closest available substitute) is always a must in any Quest worth the name, so we are on the right path.

    • I wholeheartedly agree!

      a quest has no worth if there’s no super cutie to commemorate it~ and this one has 2: Baobao and Xinxin heh~

      will Xuanxuan continue on the right path? we’ll see~ yesh

  4. Wow! It’s like having a plant Pokemon on your shoulder now. Also, that’s some imagery of little Qingxin blossoms flying into the sky. It’s so imaginative of the author! Very original!

    Yeah, ML has a pretty good and calm character, but it looks like he’s also got some complication there in his heart.

    And Meng Yixuan is a foodie and can cook! He’s a catch! Huli Bao, Good people can cook good food! Don’t miss the chance to make him ur partner!!! Thanks for the chapter!

    • thank you, i try

      i lowkey want a xin-kemon too, seems super cute and sweet~ tons better than my real associates hehe~ (jk i actually love my friends but a smol xin would be the highlight of mine existence-ing

      ahh it gets better, promise~ it’s just that for x reasons, he really can’t be with a regular person (and luckily our xuanxuan isn’t one~) also, his outwardly chill personality-ness is the result of certain beverages~

      yeah baobao vis is righttt, don’t miss out on your soulmate just cos you’re hesitatinggg~

      Thanks for reading~ 💕

  5. Thanks for the lovely chapter 😊. Mmmh but I have a question.. is our MC Uke or Seme?

    • hmm… to be honest… i’ve no idea!

      i suppose when they’re feeling it, they just go with the flow.

      but, they deffo have their pillow princess moments, like when ml has a long day at the sect and wants nothing more than to be held so mc would probs takeover but still take, ya know? because pillow princess top is has the best flavour ;D

      Thanks for reading~ 💕

  6. This chapter was super cute! How cute & creative that a plant is his magical companion? What is this, a Disney princess movie?! 😂🤭

    • yes! and myx is a collector of companions like others would collect stamps hehe~ (˘⌣˘) the disney plant princess? i think he’d rock that roll better than anyone else ever could ƪ( ˘⌣ƪ)