On February 14th, X,
The weather was great
Today is Valentine’s Day, but for a single dog like me who doesn’t have a girlfriend, it’s just an ordinary working day.
As always, I was on time for work and meetings, and I was not at all like those people on the street who smelled sour about love.
I thought that on Valentine’s Day this year, I would still spend the night with the paper-man wife on the tablet like in previous years, but Wu Yun Fei insisted that single dogs have the right to spend Valentine’s Day, and asked me to watch movies with him.
There is no sense in substitution when watching movies, how can playing love games not be more interesting?
I flatly declined his invitation.
“Little girls only play love games with paper-men, while real men watch movies to gain their experience, and then flirt with girls in real life,” he said.
I always feel that these words sound a bit familiar…
Isn’t this what I told him when he wanted to flirt with Sakura?!
“You have to learn how to flirt with girls and go to the movies by yourself. I don’t have any interest in watching romantic movies with men.” I opened the game interface while talking, and this guy silently came over.
“What are you doing?” I asked, glancing at him.
“You play your game, I’ll just watch it, I won’t talk.” He said.
I don’t like people watching when I play this kind of shameful love game, but I can’t refuse him seeing how excited he is, so I had to bite the bullet and start the game.
The game had the theme of campus love development. There were a total of eight attackable characters and two hidden attack tasks, with hundreds of endings. But my favorite is the childhood sweetheart line, almost sprinkled with sugar throughout the whole process, so sweet.
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“Are you a pervert? The girls in the game are basically underage!” As he spoke, he looked me up and down with perverted eyes, and kept making tsk-tsk sounds.
(╬▔皮▔) Tbe pera jugffv ab kjamt klatbea ajixlcu! Jjc’a tf kjamt wf qijs ujwfr delfais?
“Ktf gbif P qijs tfgf lr jirb j tlut rmtbbi raevfca, rb la’r ja yfra j qeqqs ibnf.” P rjlv jcuglis.
P tfjgv tlw weaafg rbwfatlcu lc j ibk nblmf, yea P vlvc’a tfjg la mifjgis.
Forget it, if you don’t hear clearly, just pretend you didn’t hear it ╮(╯_╰)╭
I continued to focus on the game at hand.
I don’t know if this guy hasn’t played this type of game before, every time there is a new task, he yells and asks me to increase my favorability quickly.
“Wouldn’t it be weird if I brush up all the girls favorability?” I complained.
I’m mentally obsessed with falling in love, even in games. Every time I will only attack one girl until I pass the level, I will never change in the middle.
Although this game has an NP ending according to the setting, I have no interest at all.
How can it be true love to deal with so many girls at the same time? It would be a joke!
“Little brother, I can see that you are quite innocent.” He smiled, “Speaking of which, can I judge what type of girl you like based on this game?” “You can try it.” I said,
“What’s the use of knowing, can you introduce someone to me?”
“Why not?”
I smiled and didn’t speak.
I don’t know why, but I always have a strange feeling that everyone may introduce me to someone, but this guy won’t.
He is still a single dog himself, so a girl with good conditions will choose me over him?
The game continues, and now at the climax of the plot, I need to choose between my childhood sweetheart and my classmate.
“Your classmate, she has big breasts.”
Hearing this guy’s comments makes me want to kick him under the couch.
It’s so obscene!
This is clearly a pure campus romance, can he not look at it from his dirty adult perspective!!
I glanced at him, and indifferently chose my childhood sweetheart.
Seeing the expression of the childhood sweetheart in the game who was surprised and secretly delighted, my heart almost melted.
How can my little green plum be so cute o(*￣▽￣*)o
“Oh you are so good.”
This guy gave me a meaningful look and said something nonsensical.
I ignored him and continued the game.
Although at the beginning I strictly prohibited Wu Yun Fei from commenting, this guy didn’t seem to take my words to heart and commented from time to time.
In the beginning, he just commented on the plot of the game, but later he even commented on me.
“Tell me, no matter what you say, you are a domineering president. Why do you look like the stupid son of the landlord’s family when you you are playing?” He said with a look of disgust, “Aren’t you just like a paper person? You are drooling just because she is happy.”
I subconsciously wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, but there was nothing.
“You’re about to bleed!” I pushed him and cursed with a smile.
“Do you understand what humor is? Recently, you beat people up at every turn. Be careful, I’ll call the police and report your domestic violence.” He said.
Sure enough, people who are stupid should read more books.
What is domestic violence? Violence in a family is considered domestic violence!
Although the two of us live together now, we are at best roommates. If he really wants to slander me, it is much more reliable to say intentional harm instead of domestic violence.
In this way, we played the game.
Originally, I wanted to play the perfect ending of my childhood sweetheart’s line, but due to Wu Yun Fei’s troubles, I only achieved an ordinary HE in the end.
“It’s a pity, it’s almost a perfect ending.” I murmured.
“It’s all successful as long as they are together, isn’t it perfect?” He seemed a little confused.
I explained to him that for a perfect ending, in addition to being full of favorability, special events must be experienced, and finally the true love kiss at the beach will be achieved.
“It’s troublesome. Who would confess and then go to the beach.” He said, “I think it’s good to confess at the school gate, at least it would be a safe choice.”
→_→This guy really doesn’t understand romance…
TN: Special update.
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Look at these stupid boys go weee
Acting stupid with each other hihihi but I find the fact that Wu Yun Fei is secretly delighted that our president choose the childhood sweetheart character super cute ❤🤭
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yeah, they’re both stupid cute when it comes to each other I can’t stop smiling
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