On February 12th, X
The weather was great.
The hospital was a really terrible place. I thought I was healthy, but I didn’t expect to find a lot of problems after a complete physical examination.
“Look for yourself, I told you a long time ago that you can’t always stay up late, this is the result of you not paying attention to health preservation.”
After the medical examination report came out, Wu Yun Fei wouldn’t shut up, which can unnerve people.
Now most people are in a sub-healthy state, I don’t believe that after completing this whole set of examinations, his results can be much better than mine!
I tried to refute him, but this guy actually attacked me.
He first confiscated my happy water, and then tried to “poison” me with a folk remedy found on Zhihu.
“Are you sure this thing is edible?” I looked at the strange-smelling paste in the pot, and subconsciously took a step back, “You need to make what you put in it clear!”
” One stick of glutinous rice, two spoonful of vinegar, three scallions and four slices of ginger.” He said, “But I seem to put too much glutinous rice, it’s a bit thick…” ”
“It looks like paste!” I couldn’t help complaining.
Who can cook porridge with glutinous rice? Eating this kind of thing will definitely cause the intestines to stick!
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“Be obedient, this folk remedy is used to prevent colds. Your resistance is weak now, so you need to pay special attention.” He said solemnly.
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Super Saiyan… Fortunately, he can come up with such an unreal thing OTZ
“Why don’t you say that if I drink seven times, I can summon Shen long?” I shook my head helplessly and said.
“I don’t know if you can summon Shen long, but if you really drink seven times, brother can grant you one wish.”
Logically speaking, this guy doesn’t look bad, but now he really has the expression of a human trafficker lying to a child, making people can help but want to hit him.
“Sorry uncle, we don’t have an appointment.” I said.
On February 13th, X,
It snowed a lot outside today.
Wu Yun Fei and I discussed going out to see the snow after dinner.
Sigh… I originally wanted this guy to move out and find another place to live, but I didn’t expect that because I pretended to be sick two days ago, this guy actually went downhill and moved into my house logically, and he even pretended to take care of me.
To be honest, apart from the inexplicable folk remedies that I suspected it was used to poison me yesterday, he really didn’t act like he was taking care of others at all.
╮(╯-╰)╭Since he said he wanted to take care of me, at least he had to help prepare three meals a day, but this guy actually said that he couldn’t shock the aunt I invited. What he gave me was mental encouragement and support .
Mental encouragement and support?
When I think about how this guy was playing games next to me when I was working overtime, I get so angry!
Although we both stay up late, there is no harm if there is no comparison. His company obviously made my overtime work more difficult QAQ
“Winning and losing always go side by side. Think about it, if I am not here, you will come out alone to appreciate the snow, which is so desolate.” The guy laughed, “If you play “The Moon Reflected in the Second Spring”, it will make those who hear it sad and those who see it cry.”
I thought about it, and I think what he said made sense.
But if he wasn’t here, I probably wouldn’t run out to see some snow scene in the cold weather, would I?
Isn’t it good to watch dramas in a warm room? It’s okay to watch some documentaries.
Not to mention the snow scene of the imperial capital, even the snow scene of Antarctica can be seen at a glance.
“Will watching other people’s documentaries be the same as what I see with my own eyes? The main thing I feel when standing in the snow is the atmosphere.”
The guy’s voice became smaller and smaller, and I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so I subconsciously moved aside for a moment.
Sure enough, this guy was attacking me with a snowball!
Can’t he be a bit mature? At such an age, he’s still pulling this kind of children’s tricks (╬▔盘▔)
In order to let him have a lasting memory, I grabbed a handful of snow with lightning speed, quickly rolled it into a ball in my hand, and moved towards the snow and threw it.
This guy reacted fairly quickly. I only hit the corner of his clothes and missed the target.
“I won’t quarrel with you, your resistance is so weak, what if you get sick?”
He looked at me with a “loving” face, as if he wasn’t the one who started the “war” just now.
“Old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant, we are the same.” I snorted coldly, “I’m sick and you are weak, so don’t blame anyone.”
“Weak? What’s wrong with me?” He asked with a smile.
“Mentally weak!” I said.
