Translator: FireFoxWinterWolf
Editor & TL Checker: Luoshenhua
Chen You’s kidneys weren’t good. He really didn’t know whether he was lucky or unfortunate that it accidentally coincided with Jian Dan’s perverted hobby. If the previous host had been attached to Gu Sheng’s body, he might not have died, and probably would’ve completed the task. If so, Chen You wouldn’t have had to come over.
At the end of the day, it was definitely more unfortunate.
The system said after the ding of an alarm, “Didn’t you order adult diapers online?”
Chen You angrily said, “Don’t mention that. I used it in the evening and my buttocks and thighs were red the next day. I don’t know what materials it was made with. I tried asking the sales associate why this would happen, but no one cared to answer. I was so angry that I directly gave them a little black flower and a bad review, a paragraph filled with negative comments.”
“Do you know how the retailer responded to my review?”
The System said, “Thank you, please come again?”
“Nonsense!” Chen You laughed grimly, “The retailer said: ‘Dear, that’s because the skin of your buttocks and thighs is too tender. There’s another customer that needs assistance. Memeda.’”
System, “…” I feel sorry for you.
Chen You then changed to Tmall. He thought that bigger brands would be more reliable, but the special adult sized ones hadn’t been delivered yet. When he followed up on it, the customer service sister replied: I’m sorry ah, the warehouse staff are making urgent arrangements. Please wait patiently. And of course there was a big crying face emoji at the end.
So irritating.
The system said, “Just go to the supermarket to buy it. Didn’t it go smoothly when you bought the urine-proof pad?”
Chen You sighed, “Doing that already used up a whole lifetime of courage.”
The system could only light a candle for him.
As Chen You wore his wet pants, his heart was depressed. He wanted to pick up his face and leave it laying on the road. “Senior, I’m sorry. I soiled your seat.”
Jian Dan frowned and said in a deep voice, “How long have you been like this?”
Chen You lowered his head in embarrassment, “Since birth.”
Jian Dan didn’t question any further, as if he was taking Chen You’s self-esteem into consideration.
Chen You strung up a certain man in his heart. Damn it, how many times did you make me urinate that night? I counted it very clearly. In terms of acting skills, I can only serve you.
“I’ll go to the mall and buy you a pair of trousers.”
After that, Jian Dan slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road.
Chen You’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot. So now you’re suddenly able to stop? Hahaha, what a hell of a day.
He realized that Jian Dan didn’t get out of the car immediately. Instead, he was looking down and swiping through his phone.
Chen You’s gaze swept across the others’ pants. What the fuck, is he hard? What a terrifying arousal.
Jian Dan tapped his phone indifferently for a while before getting out and walking into the mall.
In the car, Chen You swore and scratched the leather seat.
The system said, “Calm down a bit.”
Chen You couldn’t calm down. I really want to tear off Jian Dan’s face now, point at his nose and call him hypocritical, perverted, and shameless.
Then run to the police uncle and say, ‘Quickly arrest him, he’s a murderer.’
It’s great just thinking about it.
Let you take care of Laozi? Chen You gnashed his teeth at his crotch full of urine.
The system stated, “Your task is to get close to him, gain his trust, and take away his evil thoughts. How bad can peeing your pants be? It’s not like it’s blood.”
Chen You laid down like a dead dog.
The System continued, “You know, since this world’s mission opened up a second time, there are special rewards. Once the mission is completed, the host will have the right to freely choose the next world.”
Chen You’s fighting spirit didn’t ignite at all, “Come on, forget about it ba.”
“I’m trying to understand and decrease the Evil value. Brother, which world would I choose in order to have a target that isn’t full of malice? Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to get even a fart. My time would be wasted in vain.”
The system reassured, “You can at least choose a normal, healthy body.”
Chen You remained lifeless, “Don’t comfort me. I’m already physically and mentally disabled. It’s useless.”
He saw Jian Dan walk out of the mall through the car window as all the women around him covertly peeked at him.
Jian Dan was tall and handsome with his lips slightly raised. Gentle, elegant, with a proper figure and good taste in clothing, he was basically a big walking diamond, blingbling. How would one describe it, Chen You thought for a moment, “A glittering presence that attracted other’s love?”
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Chen You inhaled and exhaled. He began to unbuckle the belt of his jeans.
With his head lowered, he didn’t notice Jian Dan turn sideways with his cell phone facing Chen You’s direction.
He was just changing his pants, but Chen You felt like he was collapsing from the inside out. His hands and feet were limp, his limbs weak.
At the ground floor of the apartment building, Chen You grabbed his backpack and got out of the car. He entered the corridor without looking back.
When the elevator reached the tenth floor, he remembered that he had left the wet trousers on the seat and had forgotten to take them.
Well, it would be impossible to get those pants back.
In the car, one of Jian Dan’s hands moved from the steering wheel and reached over to the passenger seat, picking up the wet pants. The youth’s pained face appeared in his mind.
His eyes half closed as he breathed heavily…
In the apartment on the tenth floor, Chen You emerged from the shower. He made himself a plate of cucumber salad and sat cross legged on the sofa to eat.
Home was a place where one could remove all precautions and relax both physically and mentally. It must hold many secrets.
He didn’t know Jian Dan would ever take him to his place.
Chen You kept overthinking and pushed himself into a muddle again. His task was not to help find clues for the police, it was simply to deal with Jian Dan.
“I want to know my task progress.”
“There’s none.”
Kacha kacha, Chen You chewed a spicy cucumber. “I can’t see it? How will I know if I’ve finished the task?”
The system answered, “When I said there’s none, I was referring to the task progress.”
Chen You’s mouth was burning from the spiciness.
Fuck, I was incontinent, and I didn’t even get one percent of progress.
In the following week, Chen You fell into a depression at work and started to break or damage cargo by accident more frequently.
The supervisor reported this matter to the higher ups. Jian Dan, who was fishing by the river, had Chen You directly brought to him.
Chen You, a lowly porter, wouldn’t dare to disobey the boss and hurried over.
Then, nearly a month later, it happened a second time, causing Jian Dan’s breath to tremble with excitement.
To be honest, Chen You would have pissed on his face if he hadn’t been forced otherwise by the task.
However, this one-day riverside excursion brought forth a lot of progress.
Jian Dan took Chen You to one of his residences. Although it wasn’t his primary home, it was good enough.
The villa was very large, with a layout and decor befitting of a company president.
Jian Dan said that the auntie who did housekeeping was on her way and asked Chen You if he wanted some snacks to pad his stomach.
Chen You went over to check the refrigerator. Seeing that there were a lot of fresh ingredients, he offered, “I’ll cook.”
Jian Dan looked suspicious, “You can cook?”
Chen You directly took a fish to the kitchen and answered him with his actions.
Jian Dan leaned against the glass door, watching the young man working busily by the sink. His knife techniques and movements were skillful, and while wearing an apron, he looked very virtuous.
Jian Dan narrowed his eyes. A person who couldn’t even make rice was suddenly able to cook?
As soon as Chen You touched the kitchen knife and chopping board, he became absorbed with the task at hand and set aside distractions.
So he didn’t notice that he was completely exposed.
The system thought about warning Chen You but that would’ve broken the rules. Instead, the system just lit a candle for him.
Chen You cooked a tableful of dishes with fish, meat, fried dishes, and soup, including all kinds of colors and flavors.
Jian Dan ate three full bowls; he hadn’t eaten this much in twenty years. When he was done with his meal, he lazily propped his head on his hand and gazed at Chen You with a very affectionate expression.
“Your cooking skills are better than some aunties.”
Chen You, Hum, hmph.
Jian Dan looked at the proud young man’s spread of dishes, he felt he was very cute so he got up and walked over.
Halfway through the meal, Chen You became a dish himself and angrily pissed all over Jian Dan.
Before bed, Chen You took a pee pad from his bag, threw it on the bed, and laid on top to adjust its position.
If it was too high or too low, it wouldn’t work. It had to be situated right beneath his bottom.
Jian Dan just exited the bathroom and ran into this scene.
So awkward.
Chen You laid there stiffly, blushing down to his neck.
Jian Dan’s expression didn’t change. “Won’t it be uncomfortable with the pad like that?”
Chen You utilized his eyes and nose to their utmost in order to guess his intentions, “It’s alright.”
Jian Dan caressed Chen You’s hair, his arm muscles full of strength. “You should sleep on the left side, closer to the bathroom.”
Chen You moved to the left side with his pad.
Jian Dan gave a faint smile, dried his hair, and laid down next to the youth.
There were more than a dozen fists between them.
Jian Dan’s voice rang out in the dark, “Senior has never slept with anyone.”
Chen You said nothing, pretending to sleep.
Jian Dan spoke again, “Gu Sheng, I know you’re not sleeping.”
Chen You proceeded to pretend. He could barely handle this, desperately wishing for dawn to hurry up and come.
A body came over to his side and kissed his ear, “Do you like Senior?”
Chen You’s ear was itchy and he couldn’t hold on, “…Like.”
Jian Dan asked with a smile, “In what way do you like me?”
Fuck you, that’s enough. No words came out of Chen You’s mouth for a while. He thought that a straight man with a dent would probably have this reaction.
Jian Dan leaned in from behind.
Over an hour later, a large portion of the urine pad on the bed was wet. Chen You didn’t want to move, so Jian Dan replaced it with a new one.
After Chen You fell asleep, he was the only one left in the room.
The next day, a man’s body was found in a pond in the western suburb.
The identity of the deceased was verified to be a construction worker. Just like the other cases, there were no useful clues.
But this time it was different. There were no injuries from kicking, no multiple fractures throughout the entire body, and no fatal wound left by a sharp weapon on the neck.
According to the investigation, the deceased drank heavily all year round. That night, he had drunk too much in a small restaurant. By the time he had left, he was already staggering and almost unconscious.
Other guests and the restaurant owner testified. One of them kindly asked if they needed to inform his family.
The victim was an angry drunk that almost got into a fight.
Initially, it was suspected that the deceased had accidentally fallen into the water when he was walking near the edge of the pond.
During that time, no one passed by.
However, a few days later, the footprint analyst of the forensics division searched the area again and finally collected half of a shoe print.
This evidence indicated that there was another person present at that time.
Since the shoe prints had been cleaned up, the remnants were incomplete and had very little value as evidence.
Zheng Ze led a team to investigate the surrounding residents one by one. Through the investigation, he found that one of the houses was in Jian Dan’s name. According to the testimony of witnesses, Jian Dan was living in it that day.
Though they were good brothers, Zheng Ze was still obligated to follow the formal interrogation procedure, because he was, first and foremost, a member of the police force.
When Jian Dan received a call from Zheng Ze, he was on a business trip abroad with Chen You at his side.
Zheng Ze tried not to use his work tone, afraid that his brother would be offended, “Old Jian, on the 15th of last month, from 11:00 p.m. to about 2:00 a.m., where were you?”
Jian Dan asked, “Why? What happened?”
“I can’t talk about the details, “ Zheng Ze said briefly. “But there was a homicide.”
Jian Dan stated, “I was together with Gu Sheng that night.”
Zheng Ze was stunned, “Are you saying, you two slept together that night?”
Jian Dan turned on the speakerphone, “I’ll let Gu Sheng talk to you.”
Chen You came over and spoke, “Hello, Officer Zheng. How are you?”
Zheng Ze asked the same questions.
Chen You answered, “Yes, senior was with me the whole time.”
“All right, I got it.”
Zheng Ze asked, “Will you be back soon, Old Jian?”
Jian Dan replied, “I made an appointment with a friend to examine Gu Sheng. I won’t be coming back just yet. It’s going to take three or four days.”
“Alright. Gu Sheng, if you remember anything, my team and I will be crazy with happiness,” Zheng Ze said, “Have a good time.”
After the call, Jian Dan put away his mobile phone and continued to read a magazine without showing any abnormalities.
Chen You secretly went to read about the homicide. Boss, does this have anything to do with you?
“What are you looking at?” Jian Dan didn’t look up and said with a smile, “If you look again, you’ll have to pee in the living room.”
Chen You immediately stopped.
He asked the system, “Is it possible that Jian Dan was using me as an alibi?”
The system had three words for him. I. Don’t. Know.
Chen You discovered that the system’s frequency of answering with ‘I don’t know’ was the same as an automatic reply system. He had no sense of security.
A shadow crossed in front of Chen You and he looked up. Jian Dan’s face was so close that it seemed he was going to receive a lingering kiss from him in the next second.
But it was just an illusion.
Chen You felt a bit strange.
“Look at how nervous you are,” Jian Dan said with a smile. “Change your clothes and let’s go shopping.”
Chen You, “Ah?”
Jian Dan pinched Chen You’s nose, “Ah, what? Not changing?”
Chen You felt dizzy and went to change clothes. He went to the bathroom with diapers in hand. His expression was very complicated as he hesitated. Ultimately, he decided not to use it.
Summer pants were thin and the diaper’s outline would show through if he used it. If it was seen, it would be too shameful.
Jian Dan knocked on the door, “Are you ready?”
Inside, Chen You was doing his best to empty his bladder as much as he could, down to the last drop, “Not yet!”
Jian Dan leaned against the wall with his legs crossed and his eyelids drooping down. He didn’t know what Chen You was thinking, sometimes he was smiling and at other times he was cold.
When Chen You emerged, Jian Dan patted his butt and said, “Go put on your diapers.”
Chen You, “…”
What a pervert!
Jian Dan was in a very good mood. Chen You didn’t make a sound, but Jian Dan happily bought things for him.
Chen You was confused throughout the entire trip. Used to the habit of calling out to the System, his partner, he asked, “Is Jian Dan out of his mind?”
This time, the system didn’t reply with the ‘I don’t know’ response. Instead, it was, “I don’t understand the world of the rich.”
Chen You shouted, “He bought me diamond earrings, seven of them!”
System, “Isn’t that nice?”
“Nice? Nonsense!” Chen You said, “I only have six holes in each ear, but he bought an additional one. He wouldn’t do that for no reason. I have a hunch that I’m about to get another hole in my body.”
System, “…” Not bad, you’ve grown.
He tried to bear it, but Chen You eventually couldn’t restrain himself and asked the other party, “Why did you buy me so many things?”
Jian Dan pinched Chen You’s nose. “Senior is happy.”
Hehe, if you are happy, can you be merciful and let me remove that big piece of stuffing from my crotch?
Give me another hour and a half, no, ten minutes, and believe it or not, I’ll pull it off and throw it in your face.
FireFoxWinterWolf: Oh god. Please don’t tell me that Jian Dan was looking at the photos he took of Chen You when he was drunk when he was messing with his phone…
There’s a possibility that he looked at those photos, being a pervert he is. But i think he plays with his phone so that he could calm down his erection, I mean, even tho he’s handsome, if he walks in to the mall with a big bump on his lower body I would trademark him with a big pervert on his forehead XD
Thank you for your beautiful hardwork!
same coz he didn’t immediately went out of car so it’s gotta be he’s calming his erection. but when he went back and turned his phone sideways while
Chen Yu was changing, I think he’s recording him again.
My gawd, Jian Dan you shameless beast, and here I thought Zhao Xuan was the most perverted ml’s out there
What book is Zhao Xuan from?
Quickly Wear the Face of the Devil 😀
I can’t!!! The pissing kink is so hilarious 🤣
Thanks for chapter~
😚 ♥️
This ML is too extreme ah seriously who would go hard in that 🤣
Thanks for the chapter <3
So Hilarious😂
Thanks for the chapter!
The MC better pray that extra piercing isn’t going to become a genital piercing. XD
Watersport 😭😭
So…..Ml has a piss kink… Cool cool
lights a candle for Mc
What the… I suspect ML is only keeping him alive coz he cute (and his peculiar kink).
Yes, this is definitely why!! 😭🤭
Sinceramente, dudo más sobre la identidad del sistema.
“Go put on ur diapers”
I DIED lmaooo
Thanks for the chapter!
causing Jian Dan’s breath to tremble with excitement. Does the psycho have a urine kink?
Chen You became a dish himself and angrily pissed all over Jian Dan. Fu*k I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.