Translator: FireFoxWinterWolf
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Jian Dan took Chen You to meet his friend. He was a handsome foreigner about the same height as Jian Dan. He had a small beard and was very sexy. The foreigner’s name was Allen, a name Chen You recognized as quite common among foreigners, ranking first in popularity with the name Jack.
Allen was very kind. When he saw Chen You, he bent down to talk to him in order to accommodate his height.
In fact, Chen You’s height was 175 cm which wasn’t bad. It just couldn’t hold a candle to 190 cm.
Chen You saw one word coming from Allen’s blue eyes: ‘gay.’
It was an unspoken message from someone of the same sex that they were the same nationale.
Chen You glanced over at Jian Dan, but there was nothing unusual at the moment.
However, he didn’t feel so good.
It had been a while, but every time the other party went psychotic, he had acted the same, as if nothing was wrong.
Allen was fond of meeting new people and learning about China. He had many Chinese friends like Jian Dan and also had a specialized teacher to help him learn the language.
Unfortunately, his Chinese wasn’t very fluent.
After a while, Allen’s speech turned into a mix of English with several Chinese words dispersed throughout.
Chen You listened but couldn’t comprehend, so he asked Jian Dan, “What did Dr. Allen say just now, Senior?”
Jian Dan sat on the sofa beside him and swiped the screen of his cell phone. “He said you’re cute.”
Chen You was stunned and his face went a little red. He didn’t dare talk to Jian Dan so instead, he went to find his system, “The foreigner said I’m cute.”
The system said, “Just look at the target.”
Chen You felt like being contrary and insisted, “Won’t look!”
On the sofa, Jian Dan propped up his chin and narrowed his eyes..
Allen didn’t seem to notice anything and continued methodically asking Chen You questions.
Chen You responded in a seemingly calm manner, but his hands were pinching his thighs the whole time.
He had already been to three worlds, experienced three different lives, and met three people that he entered a one-on-one relationship with, but he still didn’t have enough experience.
Lying and acting still requires talent.
Allen said something and looked at Chen You, waiting for his response.
Chen You was absent-minded and missed it, so he asked Jian Dan to clarify.
Jian Dan’s slender fingers continued to slide across the screen of his phone. “Allen said that your diapers need to be changed.”
Embarrassed beyond measure, Chen You’s face turned black.
Could it be that when I sat down, my pants were pulled taut and the shape of the diaper was exposed?
He hurriedly checked his crotch.
Jian Dan chuckled, “I was kidding.”
Chen You, “…” Damn it, I’m so angry I could kill you!
Jian Dan uncrossed his legs. “Allen asked if you’ve ever experienced nausea or vomiting.”
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A hand was placed on his shoulder, and Chen You turned his head to face Jian Dan beside him, who smiled and asked, “What are you looking at that has you so distracted?”
Chen You’s heart slammed against his chest. The doctor ah, I can’t help but look. “I was looking at Dr. Allen’s beard, it’s like a goat.”
Jian Dan’s face twitched slightly. The pressure on Chen You’s shoulder reduced as Jian Dan touched his hair very gently.
Puzzled, Allen asked Jian Dan, “What is a goat?”
Chen You watched Jian Dan take out his phone and directly look up a photo of a goat, an old and ugly one. He absolutely picked it out on purpose!
Allen smiled, “It’s just as cute as Gu.”
Chen You, “…”
Allen took Chen You to run some tests and seriously stated, “Jian, you can’t follow us.”
Jian Dan raised his eyebrows and stopped.
A pair of eyes stared at him from behind, and Chen You didn’t dare to look back. I don’t know what to say to you, boss. You’re the one who insisted on taking me all this way to see your friend for medical advice.
You should know that your friend is gay. It was you who didn’t think things through. Who can you show your face to now?
Inside, Allen closed the door. “Little friend, you must be very precious to Jian.”
Chen You, the English slag, didn’t understand so he just smiled.
“He’s afraid of what I’ll do to you.” Allen spread his hands, “In fact, he knows me very well.”
Chen You continued to smile.
Allen backed down, saying it was a joke, then pointed, “Lie down.”
Chen You followed orders.
He was pushed into a scanner, “444, I’m not going to be found out, am I?”
System, “No.”
Chen You was still uneasy. “Say a little more.”
The system said, “Believe in yourself and you’ll win and create miracles. Believe in yourself and you’ll surpass your limits and surpass yourself.”
Chen You’s first reaction was that it was too artistic and didn’t fit the system’s style.
After a moment, he realized. Fuck you, aren’t these song lyrics?
It must have been listening to his playlist.
It turned out that the system also listens to music. Chen You felt like he had learned a lot. He asked, “What is Jian Dan doing outside?”
The system answered, “He’s looking at his phone.”
Chen You didn’t understand. Recently, as soon as the man was free he would just look at his phone and sometimes laugh.
“What is he looking at?”
The system said, “Your incontinence photos.”
Chen You, “…Fuck!”
After he finished the examination, Jian Dan was still swiping through his cell phone, thoroughly absorbed.
Hearing the door open, Jian Dan closed the video, “Head to the bathroom.”
Chen You said, “I don’t have to go.” He had just changed it when he entered the hospital and it was completely dry.
“You had two glasses of water today, “ Jian Dan said softly. “It’s time to pee.”
Chen You vowed that he’d rather die than obey, “Don’t feel like it.”
Jian Dan frowned. “It’s not easy to find a place to park once we’re on the road. If the previous situation happens again…”
You’re ruthless!
In the bathroom, Chen You had given up trying to study the logic of a psychopath’s thoughts.
He found that doing so was a waste of both time and brain cells.
A second ago, Chen You was in the state of countering soldiers with arms and water with earth weir, hence he was in the bathroom and subsequently was kissed.
It seemed that Jian Dan just wanted to kiss Chen You and didn’t have other bad intentions.
Chen You was surprised and delighted in his heart. This…was it a discovery of his conscience?
After kissing for god knows how long, he wanted to die.
Chen You twisted his neck and his face flushed with anxiety. Fuck, the urine was coming quickly and urgently. He couldn’t hold it.
Jian Dan slowly asked, “How was Allen?”
“Not that great,” Chen You immediately replied. “He has a big nose, thick pores, a rough beard, a high hairline, and is hairy.”
Jian Dan pursed his lips. “I didn’t notice you were observing Allen so precisely.”
Chen You, “…” What, was I wrong again?
Jian Dan smiled, “Describe Senior.”
Aren’t you a fucking pervert? What else can I say?
Chen You’s body tensed up and quickly gave Jian Dan all the good cards, “Senior is very gentle.” As if.
“Senior is handsome, wealthy, and capable, with long legs and good taste in clothes.”
He took a deep breath and offered up a classic phrase, “I like Senior the most.”
Jian Dan didn’t know whether he should accept the compliment or not, “Why don’t you show me exactly how much you like Senior?”
Chen You kissed him on his chin.
Jian Dan’s eyes flashed slightly. He sighed with disappointment, “Does Junior’s ‘like’ only amount to this much?”
Chen You kissed his mouth.
Jian Dan’s expression was joyful. Nevertheless, his hand still strongly held onto Chen You to prevent him from peeing.
Chen You felt like he was going to explode. His legs quivered as he swore, “Damn it, are you finished yet?!”
After the outburst, Chen You felt uneasy.
Jian Dan laughed and sighed, “Oh you, you have no small temper.”
Chen You’s heart was full of ups and downs.
Jian Dan released his hand and stepped out of the compartment without saying a word.
Chen You rubbed his face. Almost trembling before the toilet, he ejected a small column of water and soon stopped.
It was truly torturous. Each time there was only a small amount, so he had to frequently take trips to the bathroom to make up for it.
He picked up the diaper from the floor that was torn off by Jian Dan
“Damn it.”
A little over half an hour later, Allen called out to Jian Dan to speak with him alone. Jian Dan looked over to check where Chen You was standing before closing the door.
Chen You walked back and forth in the corridor. Two days ago, a few more memory fragments had come to his mind.
They included impressions of the original owner’s time in middle school and also a scene from the brutal murder at the riverside.
He had been careful to keep it a secret. When sleeping in the same bed as Jian Dan, he’d requested the System to wake him up as soon as he fell asleep.
He was afraid of dying in his sleep due to a slip of the tongue while dreaming.
Chen You clasped his hands together. He would be locked up for sure if Jian Dan realized he remembered.
No matter how much he’d promise not to tell, it would be useless.
To be honest, it was understandable. if he was in that position, he’d probably do the same. After all, only by having everything in the palm of one’s hand could a person be at ease.
In the clinic, Allen sipped some coffee. “I don’t think he has any problems.”
Jian Dan took the report into his hand. However, something like this was almost impossible to check. “Alright, I know.”
He smiled, “Allen, next time if there’s a chance, I’ll buy you a drink.”
Allen scratched his chin. Why didn’t Jian seem too happy?
Chen You saw Jian Dan come out with his expression as usual.
He leaned against the wall. He must have over-thought it.
If Allen really did find out something, Jian Dan wouldn’t leave no indication of it at all.
After leaving the hospital, Jian Dan took Chen You to a restaurant for dinner. He gently poured him red wine and cut his steak.
After eating and drinking till he was full, Chen You’s brain turned dull. In addition, he hadn’t slept much in the past few days, so was exhausted.
Back at the hotel, Jian Dan unbuttoned his collar, took two sips of water and sat down on the couch. “Come here.”
Chen You placed down his backpack and went over.
Jian Dan’s gaze swept over to the side. “Sit here.”
Chen You sat down and suddenly had a bad feeling. He was very familiar with his sixth sense, and it was telling him that something big was about to happen.
“It’s over. I suspect Jian Dan is already aware of what I know.”
System, “Get to the point.”
Chen You, “I’m going to die.”
He was relieved to see Jian Dan take out the diamond earrings from the box. It seemed that he was just going to put on some earrings.
Jian Dan put the ear studs on one by one, very gently.
Chen You didn’t move or talk, he was very cooperative. However, one earring didn’t have a place in any of the six holes.
Jian Dan took the remaining ear stud. “I thought you had seven piercings.”
You’re lying! Chen You said, “If you have too many, then just leave it and return it later.”
Jian Dan looked like he was considering it, then burst into laughter. “I’ll think about it.”
Dun, dun, dunnnnnn! There is going to be an extra piercing somewhere! Stay on guard, MC!
I feel like laughing but I’m also a tad scared of JD too 😂. Thank you for the chapter~
Thank you for the update! ☺
Ahhh, I just love this novel, it’s soo different from the MCs that are always 100 looks “the peach blossom eyes….,the small petal like lips…the slender waist lmao..” I can’t wait for moreeeeee😳😳😳😳
+1
lol, seriously though
At least this ML did not fall in love to MC based in superficial looks…💅
pffff author hit the bullseye with the “allen” comment
there’s even an Allen in one of CG’s novels, I wonder what is it name~
thank you for the chapter!
Definetly for your little brother
i was worried, i thought he would get a piercing on his little pistol too