Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost DeadCh80.1 - That’s a Good Boy

Translator: FireFoxWinterWolf

Editor & TL Checker: Luoshenhua Ns 7Dg

Chen You stayed in bed all day and didn’t want to talk.

He was afraid that as soon as he spoke, he would greet Jian Dan’s father, his mother, his grandfather, his grandmother, and eighteen generations of his ancestors.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Chen You didn’t want to move either. He was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to control himself and turn Jian Dan’s smiling face into a pig’s head.

“It’s been a day, why don’t you come out and comfort me?” H 1yCc

The system said, “Say your prayers ba.”

“…” Chen You felt so painful and uncomfortable. He wanted to urinate but couldn’t. “Will I die?”

“No, it’s a strong stimulus, but pay attention to hygiene. You don’t want it to get infected.” the System said.

Chen You’s spirit rose a bit. “The story you have behind this must be wonderful.”

The System, “…”

Chen You laughed, “Come on, tell me your story. Let me find some comfort.”

The system: “Ding, please leave a message.”

“Can you be a bit more compassionate?” Chen You felt his life was devoid of love, “Forget it, you don’t have to talk about yourself, just tell me about other hosts. I’m eager to hear other people’s painful experiences. I want to know if there’s someone who’s gone through the same pain as me. The more painful the better.” sR0TX8

The system said, “There’s many.”

Chen You’s mental HP bar was full. “Pick the two most tragic to talk about.”

The system said, “There was a host who fell in love with the target he was supposed to kill. He was locked up in a small dark room by the target. The target was forced by the situation and in order to cope with the hostile forces he wasn’t able to protect the host. He had no choice but to get married and have children.”

“The target took the enemy by hand, brought them home, and stabilized the situation. Only then did he remember the host. He ran into the small dark room and saw the host was dead. The flesh on his two hands and legs was gone. All that was left was four bones hanging.” t1M fE

Chen You was still very guileless, “Someone sneaked in and killed the host?” That’s all wrong. If you want to kill someone just cut their throat or stab their chest. It’s completely unnecessary to scrape flesh off the bone. That’s so inconvenient.

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“No,” said the System. “It’s because the host was so hungry and delirious that he ate his hands and feet.”

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Chen You howled, “Who said that it is painful? The physical pain is far less serious than the psychological one. I tell you, I am now deeply traumatized and have doubts about life.”

The system retorted, “In two days you won’t feel that way.”

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Chen You really can’t believe it because he doesn’t understand what he’s feeling right now. It feels like Jian Dan caught a little ant and threw it inside and the ant is crawling around. It’s hard to describe.

“Do you know where I am now? I want to pee but I still need consent.” What if Jian Dan is upset and doesn’t agree directly then forces him to cry and beg? That scene, hehe, would be loveless. wBHgJy

The system said, “The target is god. You have to be more open.”

Chen You sneered, “Fuck…” God didn’t say a word, but he was also a master he could not afford to offend.

As the footsteps approached, Chen You immediately laid back on the bed. He tilted his neck skillfully, like a corpse.

Jian Dan came in with a bowl. “Get up and have something to eat.” EI8 Lu

Chen You remained motionless with his back towards him. With a depressed tone, he said, “Take it away, I won’t eat it.”

Jian Dan gently coaxed, “Be good.”

Chen You didn’t say a word and his ear was kissed. He found that Jian Dan’s habits included a perverse love of pictures and a tendency to kiss his ears. A kissing session could last an hour or two, but he’d still be full of interest.

“How are you, Senior?” scJUTi

It’s here again. Jian Dan’s gentleness makes women infatuated and unable to extricate themselves, but it makes Chen You’s blood run cold and his hair stand on end.

Chen You turned around and took the bowl to eat for himself.

Jian Dan stretched out his arms, his hands about to touch Chen You’s waistband.

Chen You almost knocked over the bowl. He scooted back a little, his face full of vigilance, “What are you doing?” inp4lg

Jian Dan blinked innocently, “Disinfection, ah.”

Chen You glared, “No need, I’ll do it myself!”

Jian Dan raised his eyebrows, unusually agreeable, “Okay, you can do it yourself.”

For a moment, Chen You couldn’t accept the man’s sudden change in attitude. Only after he finished drinking the porridge and was about to change and clean up did he understand what was coming. wP DAO

Boss Jian didn’t leave and just sat beside him. Uh, to be specific, he was swiping through the screen on his phone.

Chen You clenched his teeth and slowly disinfected the piercing. The most terrifying thing about Jian Dan was that he was rich and a psychopath. You’re saying, such a big diamond, where can you wear it…

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Ai!

Chen You raised his head. Okay, there’s still a positive side. jqIxCu

Jian Dan put down his cell phone as if nothing had happened, and looked like he was about to do something big.

Chen You choked silently.

He picked up the cotton balls and paper towels and threw them into the trash. Then, Chen You tried to walk around the room to adapt himself to the feeling of wearing seven earrings.

“The diamond is shining, like a star picked from the heavens…” wEkrmp

While crying in his heart, Chen You couldn’t stop himself humming. Jian Dan had driven him crazy.

Jian Dan listened to the young man’s soft voice and was stunned for a few seconds. His eyebrows twitched. The most difficult topic finally appeared and was placed in front of him.

If he couldn’t understand it, then in that case, he would forcefully capture the subject for his own and slowly study it. Sooner or later, it would be broken down little by little.

Chen You walked for a bit until the bowl of porridge was almost fully digested. He looked in the direction of the bathroom and couldn’t bear it again. YiGFzc

“I already said, I hate people who think they’re smart and underestimate my IQ.”

The voice from behind him came from out of the blue, and Chen You felt like there was a snake wrapped around his ankle. It climbed up with a cold current before wrapping around his neck, coming face to face with him and spitting scarlet words.

After fighting back a shiver, he decided to pretend he hadn’t heard and continued to hum.

The man’s breath swept over. Chen You’s whole body was stiff and the voice box in his throat was in need of repairs. hqwvzZ

Jian Dan gently touched the young man’s hair, “Why don’t you have a better memory…”

“Senior, I don’t understand. What are you talking about?”

Chen You feigned a shocked expression and looked at him with confused eyes, “Today, when you gave me a seventh piercing, I didn’t resist. No matter what, I will never do anything that will  make you unhappy. Senior, believe me.”

Jian Dan pinched the young man’s chin. “It depends on how you plan on proving it.” yJDadW

How to prove it? Chen You exclaimed, “I can swear on my life!”

Jian Dan smiles softly, his gaze giving of the illusion of doting. “That’s a kid’s trick, Gu Sheng. We’re all adults. Don’t try that with me, alright?”

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At this time, Chen You was sure that Jian Dan had indeed found out. He remembered the other host’s experience as recounted by the system. He suddenly felt cold all over, afraid that one day, the other party’s tragedy would happen to himself.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. That’s a hundred times worse than not being able to pee. He instinctively grabbed the man’s hand and sobbed, “Senior, I’ll do whatever you want. Please don’t leave me alone.” BU27oR

As Jian Dan rubbed the corner of the youth’s eye, the area under his fingertips was moist.

After returning to China, Chen You didn’t go back to the company to move goods. He was brought to a villa by Jian Dan and couldn’t go to work due to his poor health.

The villa was surrounded by mountains and forests and was quiet in an unsettling way.

Put it this way, if he ran out of this room and didn’t have the fortune of making it down the mountain, he would definitely starve to death in the forest. He might even die without an intact body. ZOCuyI

Regardless, he wasn’t Gu Sheng. He was Chen You. His purpose was to get close to Jian Dan. How could he escape?

Jian Dan worked in the daytime and returned in the evening. All day long, Chen You was alone in the house. He couldn’t get in touch with the outside world and he didn’t know anything that was going on in the world at the foot of the mountain. He could only talk to the System.

Chen You looked around the room. There was only one huge bed with no other furniture, “He didn’t put handcuffs on me.”

The system said, “Won’t be long.” FzUBfl

Chen You wasn’t afraid, “I’m so well behaved and completely follow his wishes. I urinated several times. Whenever he thinks I need to pee, I do it. He has no reason to go crazy because I’m super obedient.”

“Furthermore, he hasn’t shown me his true face yet, which means he cares about me. The day I can take away the evil value is just around the corner.”

The system, “Say your prayers.”

Upon hearing this again, Chen You swore and resolved to block out this phrase from now on. Definitely block it! t oCuq

FireFoxWinterWolf: ∑(;°Д°)ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ I surely wasn’t expecting that piecing! Just how did I miss it with all the foreshadowing?! I must be getting too distracted by all the incontinence issues…