After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody MashupsCh7 - To my surprise, I actually enjoyed it loads

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With everything properly handled, I sat on a plane to Hengshan. guCbxP

It’s even frigging first-class seats. I’ve never sat here in my entire life before.

\(//∇//)\ this management company is too rich. I’m even getting this disconcerting feeling that I’ve married into a rich family.

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I must work hard to earn money, especially the type that can get me rich overnight! When I’m rich enough and am set for life—I will immediately, straightaway, terminate my contract!

I will definitely not sacrifice my principles over such a trifling problem as money, stay by Jiang Ran’s side and let him gay me another day! lItnKR

Right. Before I terminate my contract I also have to screw this supergay; protect my straight male body, and vent the hatred rooted in my heart!

 

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I was seated in the same row as Jiang Ran. Our two agents were seated behind us.

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Although the two-person seats were close together, they were super spacious, and can even rest 180° flat without any dead angles.

This… isn’t this too comfortable?

The me that is sinking into the seat feels indescribably moved. All I want to do is sleep.

This is the feeling of being rich! HbEyai

Ahhhh, sorry. I’ve sunk into corruption.

 

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But I never expected that Jiang Ran, gaining the initiative by striking first, had already taken an eye mask from his agent and knocked off to dreamland. Khgmi8

“……”

I almost forgot that Jiang Ran, the one next to me, was a bushy-tailed wolf.

From rough visual estimation, I gauged that the distance between us was no more than 50 cm, completely violating my safe distance.

All thoughts of sleep instantly eluded me. 3mbKAv

 

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For a long time, I sat up properly next to Jiang Ran, preventing him from concocting sinister plots.

The plane flew very steadily. Just when my drowsiness made another sneak attack, Jiang Ran abruptly turned his upper body over. Jlcm3d

And a ball-round head leaned against my shoulder!

“AHHHH!”

I almost bolted up from my seat.

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The surrounding people looked at me strangely.

I got breathless with rage, staring sternly at him and viciously kicking him. “Jiang Ran, you’d better wake up for me right now!”

His brows furrowed slightly, but he didn’t wake. d5jx30

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“Jiang Ran…!” I roared again.

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Your celebrity is getting gayed, why are you elbowing the wrong person!

 

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Jiang Ran’s agent also said, “Brother Shuyao, help President Jiang cover a blanket.” NpY70D

Wts, you guys are all sent by Jiang Ran to gayify me right?

The air stewardess had already walked up to me. “Sir, do you need a blanket?”

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My agent answered in my place. “Yes.”

The stewardess smiled elegantly as she handed me an expensive blanket. “Sir, sorry but can I trouble you to help cover the gentleman seated inside? It isn’t convenient for me to reach over.” VIywh

?? Why is even this beautiful lady who we have never before met trying to help Jiang Ran? Can’t you see that this bastard is plotting against me!

Hard. Life is so hard.

 

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I viciously pushed Jiang Ran’s head away.

My agent spoke again, “Brother Shuyao, treat our President Jiang a little better.”

His agent also chimed in, “Yeah, President Jiang attends to a myriad of affairs day in day out, it’s really tiring on him.”

Eff. These. Traitors. 7bdcpy

But I still flaunted my humanitarian spirit, helping him to pull the blanket up to his shoulder.

Actually, his complexion didn’t look too well.

Hur hur, going on about attending to a myriad of affairs daily? The way I see it, it’s more like he’s attending to an assload of affairs daily, living in excessive decadence.

And thus, engaging in gay relations dost great harm. wE8q p

 

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The air stewardess came over again to serve the in-flight meal.

That pighead Jiang Ran was still sleeping next to me. xdV4Qz

Without any hesitation, I told the air stewardess, “You can just pass his share to me.”

This in-flight meal was way better than take-out. How can I let it go wasted because of Jiang Ran?

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He who hesitates is lost.

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After I happily polished off my portion, I opened Jiang Ran’s and brought it close to him, letting that seductive aroma drift up his nostrils.

Jiang Ran still didn’t wake. But perhaps because of the aroma, his head inclined slightly to the other side, and the corners of his lips that were originally pulled taut gently lifted.

Hah. Even if you wake up right now and beg me, I won’t let you eat this portion. dhBKWk

You supergay can keep on starving.

 

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After alighting the plane, our agents helped us with our check-in luggage. I caught sight of fluorescent boards flashing Jiang Ran’s name as soon as we came out of the domestic arrivals. euw20s

Walking a little further out, I then noticed that a cordon had been erected at the airport and a crowd of people gathered behind it.

The fans were chanting: Jiang Ran! Jiang Ran!

Look at how neatly and loudly you’re chanting; why don’t I see you guys working this hard during the compulsory freshmen military training?

I secretly snorted in disdain. RxpncG

 

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Jiang Ran had visibly gotten enough sleep on the plane. He looked in much better spirits.

I saw him take off the sunglasses pinned to his collar, lower his head, put them on, then take the mask his assistant handed him, tossing his head with great style and wearing it… hgmqfp

This entire motion was as smooth as flowing water. Accompanied by his confident and steady gait, he looked like a full-length shot from a film.

The fans became even more invigorated, madly shouting, “President Jiang, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!”

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Wow. Jiang Ran, o’ Great Film Emperor Jiang Ran. You have some talent.

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Suddenly someone softly said from the side, “The one next to him is Mo Shuyao, that newbie?”

I darted a sidelong glance in their direction.

“Aren’t you going to wear your sunglasses?” Abruptly, Jiang Ran asked. 3vOf4F

Ehhhh oh right, I totally forgot about this.

I hurriedly patted all my pockets, pulling out two completely empty jacket pockets.

Huh? Where did my sunglasses go?

That is appa’s most expensive purchase of the year!! Pj5aqY

I instantly gripped my chest, great sorrow piercing through my soul.

“Tch.” Jiang Ran expressed his dissatisfaction next to my ear.

??? I scolded in my head, ‘As if this has anything to do with you.’

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Little did I expect that Jiang Ran would suddenly reach out and hold my shoulder, directly turning me a sharp 90° on the spot.

Then, he lifted his hand past the top of my head, and those long fingers swept past my forehead.

My vision immediately turned black. u6dygc

The sunglasses obediently rested on my nose bridge.

“……”

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Then he asked again, “Where’s your mask?”

Oh oh oh, right. fYXmM1

Another round of fumbling.

“Tch.”

Again, he expressed another unconcealed note of dissatisfaction. He extended a hand towards his agent. “Give me another mask.”

Before I could react, he had already come close. l7Oc9D

My nose was immediately stuffed with a faint fragrance of eau de cologne.

He expressionlessly pushed my sideburns aside and helped me put on the mask.

“……”

I was frozen to the spot. dFWOhI

 

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“AHHHH!” Jiang Ran’s fans practically howled at this. “President Jiang is so kind!”

“Let’s go.” After doing this, he confidently whipped his head away, striding onwards. cewdLa

My agent pushed me from behind. “Brother Shuyao, how many times have I told you already—sunglasses, mask, and cap?”

Me: ……

Jiang Ran, h-h-he! He actually gayed me in front of so many people?

Aren’t you scared that the paparazzi would photograph this and call you a supergay?! Lq9ICb

 

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However, after getting into the van, I found that some entertainment news media had already begun to push out articles:

> The accomplished and virtuous Film Emperor Jiang Ran takes care of a rookie actor at the airport Xsg7Nz

> Pisces production crew has arrived at Hengshan. Jiang Ran treats the rookie with the warmth of a predecessor

Etc, etc.

The hell is this! These paparazzi are usually so good at gossiping and making racy news. Why is it that when it comes to Jiang Ran, they suddenly start puking braindead praises?

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I casually clicked into one of the articles.

In the picture that the reporter took, I was letting Jiang Ran move me about with my head lowered, just as obedient as a clingy little puppy.

WWWWTS! How could I possibly show such an expression of enjoyment to Jiang Ran? VHxnhv

 

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Ten million field horses were galloping across my mind.

I think I need to hurry up and take a look at my goddess to cleanse my eyes. HrCvh0

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  1. bro feels like he’s getting gayed from the guy’s every actions, arent you the gayest one here for assuming so 😭