After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody MashupsCh6 - He’s looking forward to our first time co-starring

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My agent also walked up to hold my shoulder, changing the subject. “Brother Shuyao, you’re a public figure now, you’ve to watch your image. How can you hit a senior in the industry?” meWRzc

I sneered in my head. Did I really hit a senior? He’s clearly a supergay! A bushy-tailed wolf!

But Jiang Ran’s tone was deferential, even posturing as if he was defending me. “It’s not his fault. It’s his first time, it’s inevitable that he would get an adrenaline rush. He’ll be fine after a few more times.”

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Yet I felt that there were words hidden between his words.

I’ll be fine after a few more times? Are you talking about getting gayed by you a few more times? r6lp8k

Piss off! Laozi is terminating my contract now!

Even if the cost to terminate the contract is astronomical, I refuse to stay here and get gayed by you!!

 

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The agent went on to ask, “Brother Shuyao, is it possible to use your current Weibo?”

“Of course, why wouldn’t it be possible?”

I reacted very quickly upon hearing the word Weibo. As a content-creator granny with millions of fans and a hotshot author whose web novels have been bookmarked thousands of times, I could blow praises of my track record for three years.

Doesn’t that mean that I’m a star who comes with high traffic of viewership even at my debut? Z16f0U

My agent nodded, satisfied. “Then just use that to interact with your fans.”

Wait, what?

After my excitement passed, I thought of my two Weibo accounts.

One was a blue-ticked verified content-creator granny of parody mashups; one was a blue-ticked verified crispy duck writer… DAvySR

Altogether, the Weibo fans from the two accounts amounted to almost 2 million, all part of my unspeakable past.

AHHHH! [groundhog scream.gif]

 

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I frowned pitifully. “About that, my Weibo is full of dark history.”

My agent arched an eyebrow.

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“You also know that I’m a hardcore fat otaku who only holes up at home all day. The things I share on my Weibo are as such.”

“As such?” Jiang Ran asked while his makeup was being removed, staring unwaveringly through the reflection on the mirror. ydj0Ar

Screw this supergay.

To prove my status as a super straight male, I proudly puffed up my chest, clearly and resonantly reciting the names of my goddesses.

“That’s really mega otaku,” my agent slid the knife in.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Aljcu Ejc vlvc’a rjs jcsatlcu jcswbgf. P gfmxbc atja obg jc biv obufs ilxf tlw, tf vfolclafis vbfrc’a xffq jc fsf bc atf ojc mlgmifr; jii atlr lr qgbyjyis ulyyfglrt ab tlw. LHRo9a

Zs jufca ibkfgfv tlr tfjv jcv ajqqfv bc tlr qtbcf obg j ktlif, bqfclcu j cfk jmmbeca obg wf.

“You can use this from now on.”

As if granted amnesty, I sang, “Thank you~”

Out of the blue, Jiang Ran mildly said, “Make sure you don’t mix this up with your otaku account.” NmazdJ

“……” I glared at him, thinking to myself that if I really mix up my accounts, I’ll be hunted across the streets of Beijing by those die-hard fans.

Am I stupid? As if I’d take my own life as a joke.

 

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I had a meeting with the director and ended up editing the screenplay, even having a discussion on the camera angles.

The director was filled with profound respect for me.

D’uh, I’m a filmmaking graduate from a famous university. I can screen-write and I can direct, is there anything that Old Mo can’t do?

After many years of silence, growing stale and mouldy at home, I finally found a place for my talents. 4t2gFX

This feels great.

If I meet the CEO of Huiping Films in the future, I must definitely express my eternal gratitude.

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After all, I’m a stalwart young man of the 21st century who knows how to repay kindness~

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The teaser posters were formally released on Weibo.

And these were today’s headliners:

> Pisces, a massively popular web novel, is getting a drama adaptation. Film Emperor Jiang will be co-starring with the amateur Mo Shuyao? 9OE2To

> Where did the greenhorn Mo Shuyao come from? He popped out from nowhere and bought his way into the crew with money; his debut work is actually in a role as the male lead!

> Money is supreme, the entertainment industry is dead: the tragedy of the new age of films.

Wts! Even calling it a tragedy of the new age, let me see you try and write out a Mo Shuyao novel; that will be the greatest tragedy.

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Jiang Ran’s fans exploded, raining blood and hellfire over my pitiful new account.

Saying that I’m a MF, practically a deadweight to their beloved Film Emperor Jiang.

Amazing. Jiang Ran, what’s the average age of your fans? They use such ugly words and even wash my Weibo with blood. vDV9hT

My readers won’t be this way!

Because they are my fans, fans of Mo Shuyao!

 

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However, my readers also exploded:

> Where did this motherfucker come from, squeezing his way into the crew with money?

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> If you screw up the adaptation of Pisces, don’t even think about entering showbiz in your lifetime!

> If you can act out a smidge of what Chen Mingge is like, I’d livestream myself eating shit! ZHtjfM

> Dear great Mo Ji, how can you pick someone like this to act our darling Chen Mingge? Were you forced to by this fucker??

……

 

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This time, I really felt chills all over my heart, instantly puking out black blood.

I was moved to tears by the true feelings of my readers in wishing to preserve the original work.

But haven’t I told them not to ginseng chicken, not to rashly flame before reading the situation?

Your dear daddy is acting as your beloved son, the guy you’re scolding is me in person! kXpYl3

The key point is that now, my face hurts to death, the kind that makes me want to slam against a wall and give up on life.

[your father is weeping.jpg]

 

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Hold on, this won’t do. How can I let myself be blacklisted even before my debut?

Immediately, I logged into that crispy duck writer account of mine, reposting the official Weibo and tagging the new account.

Inky Mo Ji Likes Eating Chicken √ : I hope that everyone can doubt Teacher Mo less, this is an actor that I had personally selected! I’ve already met him in person many times, Teacher Mo is a perfect imitation of the original character, really! I swear it with my head! Wuwuwu~ [fingerheart] @Mo Shuyao A’Yao

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Pathetic. I actually used myself to clean up my good name…

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After finishing this burst of operations, I gave the teaser posters another look.

I clearly look so dashing in them, I clearly have a good grasp of emotional expression and a good sense of the lens. luh7kX

I even feel that my aura beats Jiang Ran’s hands down.

Where on earth is this ‘not suitable for acting’ coming from?

Even vowing to eat shit?

Let me tell you, bro. I’ve screenshotted your comment. I’ll be waiting for the day when you open your livestream. nsHK0i

If you dare to break your word, I definitely won’t let you go.

I’ll let you taste the consequences of cyberbullying!

 

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I went to take a shower to cool down my head.

And when I came back, I found that my Weibo had exploded again.

…As it turned out, Film Emperor Jiang had also reposted the Weibo, also tagging me.

Jiang Ran √ : I hope that everyone will refrain from doubting Teacher Mo. There’s a first time for everything; I’m looking forward to him giving me his first time. @Mo Shuyao A’Yao XzjgAd

Hold up.

Who gave you their first time??

Jiang Ran, what nonsense are you spouting in that damned serious manner???

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I was at a loss in my rage. Randomly jabbing into his account, I saw that he was already following me.

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I swiped down and found that this old fogey really didn’t mess around with his Weibo. Except for the reposting of some festivals and important news, he basically didn’t have any day-to-day mundane posts.

And this nonsense rumour-provoking words from today was his very first original Weibo post. drFXpV

 

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I sneered in my rage.

Jiang Ran, o’ Venerable Film Emperor Jiang Ran. I, a certain guy surnamed Mo, am most certainly not honoured to have received this ‘special privilege’. mj4p6A

Watch out, I’ll make sure to get back at you one day.

Just wait and see, you scoundrel!

 


[Quick refresher: granny, ginseng chicken, crispy duck, laozi] yuKzLQ

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你爹落泪表情包图片- 求表情网,斗图从此不求人!

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content creator

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personal attacks, name calling

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Boy’s Love (BL)

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yo’ old man; pompous form of ‘I’

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15 comments

  1. “… try and write out a Mo Shuyao novel; that will be the greatest tragedy.”

    checks genre on NU

    Comedy Shounen Ai

    yep, the greatest tragedy.

    thanks for the chapter ♡

  2. After I saw that post I couldn’t stop myself from screaming. That was so.. THAT WAS SO.. C-L-E-A-R!! Only an idiot wouldn’t understand that!! Bwahahahahaha

  3. After I saw that post I couldn’t stop myself from screaming. That was so.. THAT WAS SO.. C-L-E-A-R!! Only an idiot wouldn’t misunderstand that!! Bwahahahahaha