After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody MashupsCh8 - And then we were roommates

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I clicked open a video and couldn’t help but sing praises of how my goddess had grown up munching on cuteness, she really was too cute for words… GSXKl4

And then, I suddenly felt a gaze watching me. I unconsciously shrank my shoulders in.

At some unknown point in time, Jiang Ran had taken a seat next to me. Not saying a single frigging thing, only watching me with folded arms in that old fogey manner.

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I frowned. “What do you want?”

However, his gaze intently stayed on my screen like he had something to say. Oo9Emd

“Piss off!” I clicked on the lock screen button. “This is my goddess, what do you think you’re looking at?”

Jiang Ran’s expression was austere.

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It was such a big van, yet he inexplicably came running over to squeeze here with me. Unease prickled at me.

Seeing that he showed no response, I used my elbow to jab him. “Give way, let me pass.”

His arms crossed, Jiang Ran didn’t move an inch, even casually extending his legs to block my path. “You were watching your show with the earphones off earlier, even laughing very loudly.”

Har? I ripped off my earphones and flashed them before Jiang Ran’s eyes. “Let up on your unjust accusations, I plugged them in!” jX3rGZ

Jiang Ran pointed to the other end of the earphones wire.

I doubtfully lifted it up and instantly turned into stone.

At some point in time, the plugged-in end had frayed so badly that the tubing was all lacerated. The red and blue metal wires were hanging exposed outside.

Why did my limited edition Supreme White Headphones worth the hefty price of 59 yuan break after only three years of use?! gJp73R

Just when I was mourning the banknotes that had gone to waste, Jiang Ran’s flatly spoken words again struck me like five thunderbolts.

I heard him flatly say, “Hurry up and buy new ones. Otherwise when we stay together, it’ll affect my sleep quality.”

Har??

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Jiang Ran you supergay, I dare you to say that one more time!

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At this, my agent turned his head back, an apologetic look on his face. “Ah sorry, Brother Shuyao, I forgot to mention it to you. The crew didn’t book enough single rooms.”

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“So you want me to sleep in the same room as Jiang Ran?” I involuntarily clutched my chest, feeling that soon I could no longer protect my virtue.

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Oh, oh my god!

A deluxe double room? A small presidential suite?

You’re all sent by Jiang Ran to gayify me, right??

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I once thought that I could do a three-person job alone, quickly ascending the peak of my life. But I never expected that…

What I signed off was my body!

Wait, no. It was my sausage… XLvk1Y

Today I, Mo Shuyao, vow to rise up and expose Jiang Ran’s ugly face!

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When the van stopped in front of the hotel, I froze up. PDSqsn

This million-dollar decor, this quality leather sofa. Even the carpet exuded a luxurious and cool aura.

Is this… the world of the rich?

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The presidential suite had two separate bedrooms, separate bathrooms, and add-ons like a billiard table in the kitchen.

The assistant put our luggage down. Jiang Ran pointed to an inner room. “You have no issue with sleeping in that room, right?”

Hehe, it isn’t in the same bed as Jiang Ran anyway. This management company is so rich, I’m not going to waste it.

But I was still very reserved, even disdainfully nodding my head. “It’s okay, I guess.” d6WhnC

Then I closed the door like on fire, tossing my shoes aside and flinging myself onto that plush and big bed. I flipped my body over in bliss.

This is great. Even a salted fish like me has days when my luck flips for the better.

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After laying down comfortably for a while, I thought that I should behave more like a star and send out a Weibo to report my safety.

Even if I don’t have fans right now, only anti-fans.

But it doesn’t matter. With my stellar acting skills and awesome PR abilities, I will definitely reach the pinnacle of life.

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Oh, right. What’s this hotel called?

I opened the GPS location to check and found that netizens have blown praises of it to high heavens.

What with the lush greening and elegant two rooms one suite—a presidential room, a missus’ room, a kitchen, etc all meticulously divided. XkCjau

Wait… what the hell is a missus’ room?

I got up and looked around, then found a few bottles of rose perfume and essential oil soap resting on the dresser in my room…

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When I pulled open the room door, there was a silhouette of a woman’s side profile painted on my room’s door plaque, with a bold string of English next to it—Lady.

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My eyes instantly popped.

Jiang Ran, did you or did you not deliberately give me this room?

A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! 97nUWq

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I charged angrily to his room and saw the big word ‘Sir’ on his door, adding another layer of rage buff.

I kicked the door open with a Thomas flair. nxgqhY

And regretted it right after. What if Jiang Ran was in there just waiting to catch me like a turtle in a jar?

Ahhhh, 2nd battalion commander, where’s your motherfucking Italian cannon, pull it over for laozi, quick!

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However, I thought wrong again. Jiang Ran had already showered. He was wearing men’s sleepwear, buttons fastened all the way to the top, lying gracefully on the bed with one leg crossed over the other and reading a book.

Seeing me burst into the room, he closed the book. His eyebrows knit slightly. “Don’t you know you have to knock when entering someone’s room?”

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What, why is this supergay giving me a terrified look?

I’m clearly the victim here.

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I inwardly scoffed, then heard him ask, “What is it?”

For a moment, my words got caught in my throat. I looked around his room to find that his bed was not only much bigger than mine, but there was also an attached balcony. wFMu6Q

Hah, is being rich all that great?

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I questioned, “Why did you get me to sleep in the missus’ room?” UOfPqC

Jiang Ran squinted. “What do you mean by missus? A man like you can still marry out?”

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I want to beat this bastard to death.

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Birds of different feathers cannot flock together. I slammed the door shut in anger.

Then I heard Jiang Ran get up, seemingly walking towards the door.

I thought to myself, ‘He isn’t going to catch me back, is he? I’d better flee.’ 5RY0Cj

But I didn’t expect to hear the lock click shut from the inside.

Jiang Ran even muttered through the door, “I thought that it was okay to live with a boy, but now I think it’s still safer to lock the door.”

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Oh shete.

Jiang Ran, whether or not you’re gay isn’t the issue. But I’m not.

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Why do your words make it sound as if I’m coveting your beauty?

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I returned to my room, angrily locking the door as well.

Jiang Ran was right. Good-looking men must protect themselves when they go out.