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about 710 dollars

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around 5 dollars, that’s a great deal

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Basically Chinese Valentine’s Day

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8.24, still really cheap

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995 usd

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  1. [ Only to see Xiang Huaizhi walk over to Jing Huan’s side and hand him a bottle of mineral water.

    Please visit chrysanthemumgarden.com

    The two girls were dumbfounded.

    Lu Wenhao was dumbfounded.

    Jing Huan was also dumbfounded. ]

    I LAUGH SO HARS AHAHAHAHA

  2. Why should I pay more if I can pay less? 20 yuan now, 20 later and so on, sometimes people don’t realise how much they spend over the time with this thinking.

    I love this novel and I love your translation, thank you!

  3. [“I don’t want to get divorced yet.”] and followed by an invitation to a date 😆 XHZ go chase your wife~ and firmly capture his heart ❤

    [ Little Road Little Road Certainly Wouldn’t Get Lost: Fuck, you’re cheating? Are you really cheating??? No way… Who are you on a date with? Someone from our school? Which year? An older girl or a younger one ah ? Do I know them? ]

    Also Lu Ge!!!! It’s so nice to see the skirtchaser friend stopping his dear friend from turning into the scum he was rumored as. 👍

    Thank you so much for translating 💕

  4. I approve of Huanhuan’s choice of spending less, because wow, what a steal…

    Xiang Gege is so easily satisfied by being called gege~ plus that rose~ uwu

    If they aren’t photographed again and uploaded to the forum idk… I’d probably give away my brownies or smth… I ain’t as stupid as Lu Wenhao to promise handstands…

    Lu Ge is such a good bro~ he doesn’t condone cheating even tho he’s kinda slaggy(?) himself…

    Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/

  5. Huanhuan doesn’t realise that he sends all the signals, without realizing what he’s doing xD Dangerous species. But that satisfied Xiangxiang at the end uwuwuwu simply adorable

  6. Wait wait wait!!! When did HuanHuan confess ah?!!!!!

  7. [ Jing Huan was also dumbfounded. ] I feel like this is the most accurate description of JH for the last three or so chapters, he’s just so lost with the way all turned out, xDD Also movie date yass!!!

    Thanks for the chapter!! <3

  8. So now XHZ won’t answer if JH doesn’t address him as ‘Gege’?..hmm,XHZ,you are clearly asking to be spoiled.Thanks for the chapter.

  9. This powerful and straightforward wife-chasing Xiang is very good. Huanhuan is getting confused but still trapped in Xiang’s schemes. Hehd

  10. What’s the difference between Ge and Gege oh? 😂 Is Gege more coquettish or something?

    Thanks for the chapter. 🙂

  11. XHZ just wants to be called gege by his ‘wife’ lol Wonder when he will come clean with JH and they clear the complete misunderstanding finally :’D

    Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)

  12. Ha!!! And the courtship has begun oficially! Xiang Huaizhi wants to be called Gege, huh!

    CUTE cute cute.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  13. “The emperor is not worried, but his eunuchs are worried to death”.

    this line even tho not part of story got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  14. I need some help! Which chapters is it that huanhuan warming Xiang ge hand by tucked his hand in his pocket ; – ; I couldn’t find it

  15. Hahaha he wanted him to say “gege:

    Thank you for translating this novel.

  16. did JH already explained the reason why he pretended a girl in the game? or still not yet? somehow it’s my awaited moment..or did the author just skipped that part?

  17. Cuuute! A movie date and the fact that XHZ said it’s a date 😍 Huanhuan needs to not forget to always address him as gege 😆