Mi Le was just distracted for a while in the morning. By noon, he was much better.
At night, he had already finished preparing himself mentally, and he had become normal again.
It was like nothing had happened.
But to be honest, who would hold onto their dreams?
Or could it be that, if he dreamed of sleeping with a popular female star, he would have to find the female star and take responsibility?
She may not necessarily be willing to marry him.
After thinking over these things, Mi Le was still the original Mi Le who was slightly fussy, didn’t like laughing, and was unhappy all day.
Pushing open the door and entering the dorm, he heard Tong Yi’s voice. He instinctively paused in his steps and quickly returned to normal.
“It’s very funny, just like a joke. With your height, buying a shirt online is already the limit, okay? You even dare to buy pants?” Tong Yi sat in a chair, facing the back of the chair. His arms rested on the back of the chair as he stared at 210 cm.
210 cm was trying on cropped pants.
Mi Le glanced at the packaging. It had “long pants” written on it.
“I saw the comments say that it was wearable.” 210 cm still didn’t give up. He wanted to continue insisting that he could wear these pants.
“The person in the comments is definitely not 210 cm tall. If he were 210 cm, I would change my name to Disagree.” Tong Yi shook his head. “Take it off. You look like a fool when you wear it.”
Mi Le placed his bag on the table. He turned his head and looked at 210 cm’s pants. After hesitating for a moment, he said to them: “Stand still. I’ll tailor it for you.”
Both of them were very surprised and didn’t understand what Mi Le meant.
After Mi Le finished speaking, he took out a small box from his suitcase. He crouched down next to 210 cm and cut around the legs of the pants. Then, he sewed both sides with a needle and thread.
210 cm’s taste was very standard. They were straight leg pants without any patterns. When he put them on, it looked like the pants were not long enough, giving him a foolish feeling.
Mi Le simply changed the pants into ripped jeans and hemmed them.
After hesitating for a moment, after cutting open the position of the knee, he created the natural hole. He also cut out a few other places.
After changing it like this, it was much more fashionable than before. Moreover, one couldn’t tell that they were short pants. After all, the holes were right at the knee.
Pants of the wrong size had been tailored to a perfect fit.
“You’re smart and dexterous, Little Lele.” Tong Yi couldn’t help but praise Mi Le after seeing this.
“Don’t call me that. It makes it seem like we’re close,” Mi Le said and began to pack up his things.
After looking at it for a while, 210 cm excitedly said to Tong Yi: “It looks good! I rarely wear pants that fit.”
“Make do with it. Now that he’s tailored it like this, you can’t return it.” Tong Yi was unhappy with Mi Le’s diss and stopped praising him. He started to make cutting remarks.
“Mi Le, you’re so kind!” 210 cm ignored Tong Yi and started to thank Mi Le.
“It’s no problem at all.”
“Can you give me a signature? My girlfriend and her friends want it.”
“How many signatures?”
“Six.”
“Okay.”
Once 210 cm heard this, he was immediately happy. He praised Mi Le vigorously.
For example: “You’re very good-looking, and your handwriting is nice. You’re such a nice person.”
“My girlfriend and her friends all really like you.”
“From the beginning, I thought you were a nice person. It really was my friends who were too noisy.”
“You smell so nice.”
If he were asked this question at this time, according to the convention of romance novels, the other person would definitely say, “I didn’t spray anything. It’s probably my body odor.”
However, Mi Le took out three bottles of perfume from his suitcase and said to 210 cm, “These are the three kinds I usually use. You can smell them and try spraying them.”
Tong Yi couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his mouth, saying inwardly, You’re so suggestive. You’re a man, but you still wear perfume.
Then, he went and smelled each perfume together with 210 cm for a long time, like a dog.
At first, 210 cm praised Mi Le’s taste in perfume, until Tong Yi couldn’t stand to listen to the praise anymore. He turned around to leave, and 210 cm didn’t even pay attention to him.
Tong Yi looked at the two of them angrily. He kept feeling like there were two traitors around him.
One became Mi Le’s son.
One became Mi Le’s fan.
Soon, Mi Le’s “son” came. He stood at the door and asked: “Dad, can I come in?”
His question was particularly exaggerated.
Mi Le sat in a chair. After hesitating for a moment, he made a “mm” sound, making an exception.
Recently, 180 cm was so filial that he really couldn’t bear to diss this little fool.
After 180 cm entered, he asked: “Did you spray Florida Water in your dorm?”
After hearing this, Tong Yi laughed aloud with a “Pft—”
210 cm was so embarrassed that he didn’t say anything.
“Fuck, and there’s the scent of essential balm. It’s choking me to death.” 180 cm continued to curse.
“No, no, no. We just sprayed some disinfectant,” Tong Yi replied.
“My dad must have sprayed it. I don’t know what he was thinking. Does he need to disinfect everything so many times?” After entering, 180 cm opened the window.
“What’s the matter?” Tong Yi asked with a smirk.
“Oh, I’m here to sever the father-son relationship.” After 180 cm finished replying, he went to Mi Le’s side and said, “Our time is up. From now on…”
After 180 cm finished speaking, he unexpectedly took out a cucumber from his pocket, then took out a fruit knife. With one chop of the knife, the cucumber was cut in half.
“From now on, our bond is broken.” 180 cm spoke rather heart-wrenchingly.
“Why use a cucumber?” Mi Le asked.
“Because I only found this,” 180 cm said.
“Why don’t you join the drama club if you love acting so much?” Mi Le asked again.
Tong Yi walked over and took half of the cucumber. He directly took a bite: “Don’t take my people. Our other libero’s level is not there yet.”
“Are the sophomores on your team the main force?” Mi Le asked again.
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180 cm rolled up his sleeves and said: “You may not believe it, but I am really one year older than you all. When we were split into dorms, special arrangements were made for the convenience of our training.”
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After 180 cm walked out, as soon as the door closed, Mi Le couldn’t help but laugh.
This time, his laugh was very natural. The corners of his lips lifted. His smile was reserved and very pure, looking very pretty.
He reached out for his phone and started sending messages.
Tong Yi saw Mi Le’s smile. He immediately asked sarcastically: “Us single dogs are very ridiculous, aren’t we?”
“No, doesn’t Li Xin have a girlfriend?”
“He serves his girlfriend like he serves his ancestors. Is it interesting to have a partner like that?” Tong Yi was particularly puzzled. He felt that Li Xin tried too hard and was too indulgent towards his girlfriend.
He thought that he wouldn’t be like that. He would definitely “deal with” his future girlfriend until she was obedient.
“I’m very happy,” Li Xin suddenly replied.
“Get out, coward,” Tong Yi continued to scold, and even gave him the middle finger.
Mi Le continued to send messages.
Mi Le: Can I peek into the girls’ group chat?
Gong Monan: I actually don’t have many small group chats.
Mi Le: I heard that there are a total of 7 female members in our drama club and they made 5 group chats?
Gong Monan: That many?
Mi Le: How many do you have.
Gong Monan: Two.
Mi Le: You’ve been excluded.
Gong Monan: It’s probably to make it easier to roast me.
Mi Le: Yeah. I’ll pretend to be a newcomer and join the group chat.
Gong Monan: You aren’t afraid of being discovered?
Mi Le: I just have to decide on a character.
Gong Monan: Okay, I’ll add you into the girls’ group chat.
After Mi Le joined the group chat, he saw the girls’ chat filling the screen. As he read, his face darkened.
Member A: This film is not good.
Member B: I think the top is ugly. He only has a good figure.
Member C: The bottom screams so suggestively.
Member B: Is Boys’ Love really good?
Member A: [Image]
Member A: [Image]
Member A: Look at the screenshots. The bottom’s waist is actually quite nice.
Member A: The entire time, I imagined them as the club president and Tong Yi.
Member B: Wow! Wow! That seems sensational!
Member D: Hahahahaha, that’s so frivolous!
Member G: Pretty good, pretty good.
Member E: Speaking of, Tong Yi really has a super good figure, an inverted triangle with pecs! And abs!
Member B: Do you look down on our club president? Our president has visuals, money, and brains!
Member T: I want to say that the MiZuo flag will never fall.
Member W: But the top of this gay film is a muscular top.
Member Q: Actually, it feels a little like Si Li is chasing the club president recently. Moreover, his pursuits are quite fierce.
Mi Le looked at his phone screen. He had only been in the group chat for a few minutes, and he already had several ships.
He could understand if they talked about him and Zuoqiu Mingxu. After all, they were close and they were always together, but what the heck was with him and 180 cm or Tong Yi?
When were they so close that it seemed like they were a couple?
Mi Le typed a reply: Uh… what do you all think of Si Li?
Member B: ???
Member A: A little silly.
Member T: Are you new?
Gong Monan: Yes, a newcomer.
Member D: You’re not interested in Si Li, are you?
Member E: Uh… I don’t know how to say it.
Member Q: The first thing she said upon joining the group chat is to ask about a boy. Hehe.
The group chat was silent.
Mi Le was a little puzzled. He privately messaged Gong Monan, asking: What’s the matter?
Gong Monan: They’ve probably started a small group chat to roast you, and then figure out who you are.
Gong Monan: What are you doing?
Mi Le: I thought Si Li was pitiful and wanted to find him a girlfriend. I was looking to see if anyone is interested in him.
Gong Monan: When did you start being so kind?
Mi Le: It just suddenly arose.
Gong Monan: We can hold a social gathering, and you can call him over.
Mi Le: I’m not close to him.
Gong Monan: Tsk tsk.
Mi Le: Forget it. Don’t worry about it.
Mi Le put down his phone and was still a little discontent. He couldn’t understand why these women were like this.
Was it worthwhile to roast what he was doing?
He silently took out his phone again and glanced at the names of the people in the group chat, especially the one that said he was a bottom. He prepared to give them trouble in the future.
He turned off his phone and lay down, preparing to sleep.
After lying awake for a while, he crawled out of bed and took two melatonin pills, then crawled into bed again.
Mi Le’s insomnia was quite severe.
It was probably related to his long-term depressed mood.
He thought that he needed to see a psychologist, but he was afraid that the news would spread, so he kept holding it back.
Shortly after lying down, Mi Le gradually fell asleep.
Mi Le dreamed of Tong Yi again.
This dream was a bit special. Tong Yi actually had long hair that draped over his shoulders, while he stood in a barber shop with a pair of scissors in his hand. He clearly looked like a barber.
He quickly entered the role and called Tong Yi to sit down. After helping Tong Yi put on a drape, he stood behind Tong Yi. He looked at Tong Yi with shoulder-length long hair in the mirror and asked: “What hairstyle do you want?”
Tong Yi’s answer was also very strange: “Try every one.”
However, Mi Le didn’t feel that anything was wrong. He really started to help Tong Yi try different hairstyles.
This was a very peculiar dream, because Tong Yi’s hair would quickly grow after he completed one hairstyle, and he could help Tong Yi do the next hairstyle.
In his impression, he had been to the barber store a few times. It was a small studio, and the barber was very famous. An appointment was required before going there.
Mi Le was an artist, so he needed a place with high privacy. Many times, they made appointments here to change his hairstyle alone.
This hairdresser had received many artists, so he was attentive, and Mi Le was willing to come over frequently.
In the dream, Mi Le had become an apprentice to the barber. His craftsmanship seemed inadequate, so Tong Yi was very dissatisfied with the first hairstyle.
However, after cutting off his poorly done hair and seeing that Tong Yi’s hair quickly grew long again, Mi Le breathed a sigh of relief and said: “Sir, I can continue to help you with your hairstyle for free, until you are satisfied.”
“Okay,” Tong Yi agreed reluctantly.
At this moment, Tong Yi also seemed to become a little speechless. He looked at his hair in the mirror and covered his face.
He had an expression of “what the heck is this.”
Tong Yi had perfect proportions and an oval face.
His body proportions were insanely good, as though everything under his belly button was just leg. In addition, he was already very tall, so his legs could probably reach a short person’s chest.
Because he was good-looking, Tong Yi could have any hairstyle.
Mi Le looked at Tong Yi, and he didn’t know if it was because of guilty pleasure. It was like playing a game of changing clothes and styles.
He went through several hairstyles for Tong Yi.
For example, he combed it into a middle part, or he dyed it a sexy green, or he slicked it back.
He stood before Tong Yi and did up his bangs with hair wax. When he bent down to look, he made eye contact with Tong Yi.
Tong Yi looked at him, his eyes full of aggression. His eyes swept over his lips, then quickly avoided them.
Mi Le didn’t pay it any mind. He took a pair of cool series sunglasses from the side and put them on Tong Yi. He looked at Tong Yi’s appearance and exclaimed: “You look much smarter.”
“Is this the attitude that an apprentice should have?” Tong Yi asked him.
“Sorry.”
“Give me your hairstyle,” Tong Yi suggested.
“Which one?”
When Tong Yi described it, he even mimicked the movements: “The one that you grab.”
Mi Le couldn’t help but laugh. He messed up Tong Yi’s slicked hair, then made it into his usual hairstyle.
Tong Yi’s hair strands were very rough. They were actually very difficult to tidy and arrange.
However, Mi Le was in a good mood when playing with Tong Yi’s hair. It felt exciting, a little like Tomoyo making clothes for Sakura. Helping Tong Yi change hairstyles was also quite interesting.
The studio room was a separate room. At this time, only the two of them were inside.
When Mi Le was changing positions as he helped Tong Yi do his hair, the toe of his shoes touched the toe of Tong Yi’s shoe. Tong Yi didn’t avoid it, but rather used his own toes to nudge Mi Le’s.
Mi Le didn’t mind and continued fixing Tong Yi’s hair.
Tong Yi continued to look at Mi Le. Because Mi Le was swaying in front of him, he noticed Mi Le’s waist. It was so thin that it didn’t seem like a boy’s waist.
He stared at Mi Le’s crotch for a while, then shifted his gaze away.
“If I were a girl, your gaze just now was harassment. Like a creep,” Mi Le suddenly said.
“I didn’t do anything, okay?”
“This gaze from straight men like you is really disgusting, okay?”
“What do you mean by straight men like you? Aren’t you one?”
Mi Le didn’t reply and started humming.
Tong Yi stopped looking at Mi Le. When Mi Le was finished with his hairstyle, he looked at himself in the mirror and couldn’t help but roll his eyes: “You look good with this hairstyle, but I look like I’m wearing a wig.”
“I think if your hair were a bit longer, it would look good like this.” Mi Le reached out to play with Tong Yi’s hair.
While Tong Yi was looking at his hairstyle, he stood up, so that Mi Le could only raise his hand to help Tong Yi fix it.
When Tong Yi was cooperating, he lowered his head slightly and leaned close to Mi Le, like a big gentle dog.
After Mi Le helped Tong Yi fix his hairstyle, he told Tong Yi to look in the mirror: “Isn’t it nice?”
“What do you mean nice? What’s with the pigtail? It’s too coquettish.”
“Aren’t you such a coquettish boy?”
“Go away. I’m such a serious person?”
Tong Yi looked at the mirror and couldn’t bear it anymore. He immediately waved his hand: “Take it off. It’s so ugly.”
“I think it looks pretty good. Either way, I really like it.”
“Er…” Tong Yi looked at the mirror again and nodded reluctantly: “Then fine.”
“Let me dress you in an outfit.”
After Mi Le finished speaking, he reached out and pulled Tong Yi out.
Mi Le grabbed Tong Yi’s waist, and he followed behind Tong Yi, still rambling: “Let me tell you. I’m just doing you a favor. I really hate shopping. I used to not even have the patience to fix my hair.”
“Uh-huh. Thank you. You have to pay.”
“I’m not quite sure I have money,” Tong Yi said, then began to check his pockets. He found that he actually had a black card.
Since he had money, Tong Yi followed Mi Le into the mall with peace of mind.
Mi Le, a big boy, actually loved shopping. This was very unbearable to Tong Yi. If he weren’t constantly being pulled by Mi Le, Tong Yi could have plunged into the arcade without coming out, leaving Mi Le to mess around on his own.
Mi Le arrived at the clothing store and began to help Tong Yi choose clothes.
A dream was a dream. They were even able to buy suitable clothes for Tong Yi’s figure, especially pants!
Tong Yi’s legs were not normal in China. It was often difficult to buy suitable pants.
So Tong Yi’s clothes were usually custom-made. Otherwise, they could not be worn.
“Can I stop trying them?” Tong Yi became impatient after changing a few clothes.
Mi Le brought another set of clothes and threw them onto Tong Yi. Tong Yi unexpectedly changed clothes in a second.
“Fuck, I’m just like a magical girl. It’s a little sick.” Tong Yi looked at his clothes and sighed.
“Yeah, it’s like playing a makeover game. It’s quite interesting.”
“Then you’re very lucky that I could be the model.”
“But why is it you? Su Jinli is fine too.” Mi Le was actually not very satisfied.
Tong Yi knew Su Jinli. He was a celebrity who lived in the same neighborhood as him.
The people who lived in that haunted neighborhood today didn’t seem like normal people.
“You like Su Jinli?”
“Yeah, my idol,” Mi Le replied calmly.
“He’s dating An Ziyan. I accidentally bumped into them kissing in my neighborhood. Immediately after, I was called by An Ziyan for a private conversation.”
Mi Le rolled his eyes at Tong Yi: “Do you really think that everyone is gay?”
“If you don’t believe it, it’s your loss.”
Mi Le continued to pick clothes, ignoring Tong Yi.
Tong Yi did not say that he was indirect neighbors with Lu Wenxi and Xu Chen as well, since they were Xu Duoduo’s father!
After helping dress Tong Yi, Tong Yi looked at himself in the mirror and felt that he looked gay. Either way, he looked particularly greasy. It was completely different from his usual style.
Mi Le sat at a table to one side, looking at him. He was even holding a glass of red wine in his hand, which he was drinking.
“You like this type?” Tong Yi asked him.
This was too coquettish.
“It looks very mature, and it feels aloof. It’s very charming.”
“You’re joking. A man with a pigtail is charming?”
“You don’t understand. It’s called appeal.”
Tong Yi nodded and walked up to face Mi Le, asking him: “Are you satisfied?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s my turn to do you.”
Before Mi Le could react, Tong Yi dragged Mi Le down from the table. He went to a nearby store to help Mi Le find clothes.
The clothes that Tong Yi found were all very strange. There was even a sky-blue down jacket with wings.
Were these clothes worn by a normal boy?
Mi Le was unwilling to change, so Tong YI forced Mi Le to do so. Seeing that Mi Le wouldn’t agree, he became unhappy: “I’ve been tormented by you for several hours now. Why can’t you cooperate with me once?”
Discovering that he couldn’t make Mi Le change clothes in one second, he pushed Mi Le into the changing room. He said that, no matter what, he wanted Mi Le to wear a T-shirt with a big chest printed on the front for him to see.
How could Mi Le possibly agree? When he went into the changing room with Tong Yi, they started fighting.
It would be strange if he were willing to wear it.
During the argument, Tong Yi lifted Mi Le’s hands and pressed them against the mirror.
Previously, Tong Yi had pulled on Mi Le’s clothes. Mi Le was wearing work clothes with a white shirt inside. Now, several of the buttons on the collar were already unbuttoned, and it hung loosely on his body.
Mi Le’s hair was also a bit messy. His appearance actually looked quite… sexy.
Tong Yi looked at Mi Le for a while. He saw Mi Le suddenly start laughing. He asked him: “Why? Do you want to kiss me again?”
He was flustered by Mi Le’s question, but he still pretended to be calm and replied: “Weren’t you scared?”
He had woken up in shock and was in a panic. Tong Yi could feel it. He had been gloating all day, completely unaware that something was wrong.
Mi Le continued to smile and pulled back his hand. Tong Yi didn’t insist anymore. He looked down and saw Mi Le shake his rest, then look up at him.
After the two people looked at each other, Mi Le didn’t dodge either. There was a playful smile in his eyes.
Then he raised his hand, with one hand resting on his neck and one hand holding his face, and proactively kissed him.
Tong Yi’s body stiffened from the kiss. He completely forgot to react.
Mi Le didn’t give up on this, but rather actively went in with his tongue.
He opened his mouth, actively probed in, and then hooked his tongue.
The soft touch, with a slightly sweet taste, made Tong Yi feel his heart trembling. His whole body seemed to instantly turn into a puddle of water.
Kiss?
Yes, kiss.
With a man, and it was a serious kiss.
Tong Yi was stunned by the kiss.
However, soon, he shouted crazily in his mind: Tong Yi, don’t wake up! Don’t fucking wake up!
T/N: This chapter was getting long, so I split it into two parts. Make sure to read the previous part if you haven’t yet!
Omggggg as coisas estão esquentando agora aaaaaa
Obrigada pela tradução 💓💓
Don’t wake up and go all the way 🌚🌚