In fact, when Tong Yi usually watched TV dramas, he really couldn’t stand the scenes where the male and female protagonists would gaze affectionately at each other for a while and then suddenly kiss lovingly.
Greasy.
Awkward.
What the hell was that?!
The Single Yi was completely unable to understand.
How could it be possible to suddenly kiss someone just because of an instantaneous expression and environment?
You may not be able to control your lower body and there may sometimes be physiological reactions, but you can’t control your upper body as well?
Did an adult have no self-control at all?
Yeah.
None.
It was so nice.
Tong Yi saw Mi Le close his eyes. His brain raced as he prepared to take a risk, and he really kissed him.
Mi Le was extremely flirtatious in dreams. He also wanted to try and see what it felt like to be flirtatious.
Come, let’s flirt. He was quite confident about this.
However, after kissing, it was awkward. He wondered if he was too flirtatious. What was up with two men kissing? At the same time that he was disgusting Mi Le, he was also disgusting himself.
Soon afterwards, Mi Le opened his eyes in shock. The two of them made eye contact while kissing each other eye to eye.
Tong Yi, who was originally still indifferent, suddenly felt his heart beat wildly, as if he were really fucking in love.
Surrounded by flowers, their bodies were on top of each other in a suggestive position. The environment seemed to really be like that.
Mi Le suddenly disappeared from his dream.
Tong Yi knew that this meant Mi Le had woken up. He awkwardly remained on the ground alone.
While kissing the mouth, the person he was kissing suddenly disappeared. That posture was really like he was about to fuck the ground. Even the flowers next to him felt embarrassed for Tong Yi.
Tong Yi looked up again at the flowers swaying in the wind around him and suddenly cracked up.
He had scared Mi Le awake.
All went according to plan.
Immediately afterwards, Tong Yi also disappeared from this space. He returned to silently make eye contact with the dream eater.
*
Mi Le was suddenly startled awake. He opened his eyes and looked at the roof.
He turned his head and looked at Tong Yi, who was lying on the other side. He could even see Tong Yi’s feet sticking out of the blankets.
Yes, that pair of legendary size 40 feet.
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Even though they kept running madly the first time, Mi Le was certain that the person running parkour was Tong Yi.
The most damning thing was that all the dreams about Tong Yi were particularly realistic.
For instance, the taste of the food, the feeling of his body, the pain during the fight, and… the soft lips and warmth during the kiss. The exhale from his nostrils even diffused across his cheeks.
Damn reality. Damn all the deep memories. He would never be able to forget.
Mi Le rolled over and felt that something was wrong with himself.
In a short period of time, he had dreamed about a man so many times, and this time was particularly outrageous. He had even dreamed of Tong Yi giving him flowers, and he had weaved a ring for Tong Yi and ultimately kissed him on the mouth?
Kissed?
Mi Le had never kissed someone his entire life. He didn’t even accept such scripts.
If he took on an intimate scene, his girlfriend fans would all collectively protest. They would even cause trouble on the female protagonist’s Weibo.
The first time he had spring fever was actually with fucking Tong Yi?
Mi Le was going crazy. The hairs all over his body were about to explode.
In an instant, he was not sleepy at all. He disliked it so much that he wanted to roar twice.
He reached out for his phone and glanced at the time. It was 4 o’clock in the morning.
He originally wanted to continue sleeping, but he heard the sound of Tong Yi turning over. His body immediately tensed and he became inexplicably nervous.
Thump thump thump.
Thump thump.
His heart began to beat irregularly. He lay on his side, his hands pressed under him, and his fingertips trembled slightly as well.
His cheeks suddenly started to heat up, like a retroactive force. He felt that something was wrong with himself. This situation was very wrong.
Tong Yi had only turned over!!!!
Impossible.
He just had a strange dream. He was only like this because he was a little guilty.
The type he liked wasn’t Tong Yi at all.
He liked the older type who was mature and steady, had a deep voice, and could give him a hug when necessary, not the type whom he immediately wanted to fight upon seeing him.
In this way, Mi Le didn’t fall asleep again. He got up early to wash up and prepare to leave the dorm before Tong Yi and the others got up.
He wiped his hair as he walked out of the bathroom, and he saw Tong Yi climb down from the bed, his eyes still not fully open. His footsteps suddenly stopped.
Tong Yi looked at him and suddenly asked: “Why do you rarely blow dry your hair?”
Hearing Tong Yi speak to himself, Mi Le suddenly became nervous. He hesitated for a moment before answering: “My hair is always styled, and it’s very damaged. So I don’t blow dry it if possible. I let it dry naturally.”
“Look at you…” Tong Yi mumbled and walked into the restroom. He was probably thinking that he was fussy and troublesome again.
Mi Le immediately walked up to his desk and tidied up his appearance before the mirror.
When Tong Yi finished washing up, Mi Le still hadn’t finished tidying up yet… There were just too many steps.
“That…” Tong Yi walked up to Mi Le. He leaned against the railing of the bed and watched Mi Le dress himself up as he suddenly spoke.
Mi Le hadn’t finished drawing his eyebrows yet. His body immediately stiffened, and he drew it a bit off.
“What’s the matter?” Mi Le asked, pretending to be calm.
“Should we calculate the cost of the group dinner? Directly divide how much it costs in total by the number of people. Finally, we’ll give the money to you all,” Tong Yi said and even took out his phone and opened the calculator.
For him, he had to use the calculator to even add and subtract. Otherwise, his brain would short-circuit.
“Oh, tell Gong Monan about this matter.” Mi Le was too lazy to care about these things.
“I’m not willing to talk to her. The people on my team keep telling me to chase after her. She’s not my type at all.”
“What type do you like?” Mi Le suddenly asked such a question.
“Ah?” Tong Yi was taken aback by the question. He didn’t think that he would talk about these things with Mi Le. However, he quickly replied, “Oh, probably someone with a big chest. I haven’t thought about it closely before. However, the only mandatory requirement is that they must be over 175 centimeters tall.”
“Aren’t short people quite cute?” Mi Le took another step back and looked at himself in the mirror as he continued to tidy up his hairstyle.
“No, that would truly be too delicate. I’m afraid of hitting them too hard,” Tong Yi replied.
“Hit?” Mi Le asked strangely, puzzled.
After he realized it, he immediately rolled his eyes at Tong Yi.
Tong Yi saw that Mi Le’s attitude today was a little off, as if he was no longer as domineering as before. He suddenly felt that his dealings had been effective and immediately smiled as he pushed his luck.
“It’s particularly unfair. You didn’t even answer yesterday’s question. When was your first kiss?” Tong Yi chased after Mi Le and asked.
“Haven’t had one,” Mi Le replied.
He didn’t have one before, but he had one last night.
In his dream.
Mi Le thought that didn’t count.
“Then how often do you masturbate?” Tong Yi asked again.
Mi Le ignored him. He had already fixed his hairstyle, and he picked up his bag and prepared to leave.
Tong Yi wouldn’t let it go. He followed behind Mi Le and continued to ask, “Reply quickly. We lost together.”
“I lost because of you. You still have the nerve to ask me?” As he spoke, he had already walked to the door of the dorm. He was ready to open the door and go out.
Tong Yi immediately chased after him with big steps. He held down the door and continued to ask, “Hurry up and say how often you masturbate. Otherwise, I won’t let you out.”
“Why are you so childish?” Mi Le turned his head and glared at Tong Yi.
Tong Yi was pressing down on the door and standing diagonally behind him. When he turned his head, he just happened to be standing within Tong Yi’s embrace.
After the two of them looked at each other, Mi Le immediately shifted his gaze. He then pushed Tong Yi’s hand.
Tong Yi was foolish and couldn’t tell that something was off about Mi Le. He persisted in holding the door. He couldn’t let go of the question about how often Mi Le masturbated.
Mi Le felt his face swell. The tips of his ears were definitely red.
He was suddenly extremely panicked. After all, it was the first time that such a situation had occurred. His heart began to beat wildly again.
Why was this person so annoying?
He just wouldn’t leave.
“Very rarely,” Mi Le replied.
“I don’t believe you.”
“If you don’t believe it, that’s your problem. Get lost!”
“Also, among the people there yesterday, who were you most interested in?” Tong Yi asked again.
Hearing this question, Mi Le began to feel guilty. He tried even harder to push Tong Yi. Realizing that there was still a significant difference in strength between the two of them, he immediately shouted at Tong Yi: “Do you want to die?!”
Tong Yi was startled by the roar. He took a step back to get out of the way. Mi Le ran out hastily.
When he arrived at the cafeteria for breakfast, Mi Le began to calm down.
It was impossible that he liked Tong Yi.
It definitely would not happen.
How could there be such a ridiculous thing?
Hehehe.
Hehe.
He just had a strange dream yesterday. Today, he just felt awkward when he bumped into Tong Yi.
Someone like him would not be interested in a fool like Tong Yi.
Absolutely not!
He had just encountered a good-looking little Gege, so his heart itched and he wanted to flirt. Tong Yi kept swaying in front of him, causing him to have a few dirty thoughts.
After eating for a while, he suddenly saw 180 cm and several other members of the volleyball team walk in. When 180 cm saw him, he rushed over and shouted, “Dad!”
“Yeah.”
“I already came to buy breakfast for you. You’re so busy. Why did you come here to eat?”
“Why are these words so awkward?” It made him seem so amazing.
“It’s the last day that I will be filial to you. You should cherish it.” After 180 cm finished speaking, he chased after his friends.
Mi Le couldn’t help but diss in his heart: Who cares?
Eeee! A dream kiss!
Lol tong yi being the petty lil kid he is, will probably harass mi le some more in the dream just to see his flustered reactions XD