Don't Hide From MeCh3 - The Skills of the Rightful Consort

Edited by Rae and Elanor

Back in the dormitory, Ye Yao, who couldn’t stand the reeking smell of sweat, went to take a shower, while Lu Xun, who was in a good mood because of Ye Yao’s promise, sat at his desk and casually played with his mobile phone.

With a smile on his lips, Lu Xun browsed around on various apps before clicking on the school’s Anonymous Forum. 0Jc26B

Lu Xun didn’t log into the school’s Anonymous Forum very often, so he was surprised to see how busy it was when he entered the site. The first page of the forum was full of posts that had just been posted a short time ago, and there were three posts that were the most lively –

[I’m confused. I’m a straight man and my boyfriend must be a straight man too- Enter if you understand.]

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[Beauty Ye’s Appreciation Page- Antis Do Not Enter!]

[Breaking the Dead and Photos of Lu Shentu- Enter Quickly.] eFd7GK

Lu Xun raised an eyebrow and clicked on the first one on a hunch.

After he entered, the first thing that came into Lu Xun’s sight was a photo that had been edited.

The photo was from the basketball game this afternoon, and in the center of the photo, he and Ye Yao were gazing at each other across a few blurry teammates. The poster had added pink bubbles surrounding the two of them, with their gazes of each other drawn in red lines.

Poster: [Wuwuwu, this stare-down, I won’t believe if they say they are just friends, there must be a secret romance ongoing between them!]

This picture was so fanciful and dreamy, especially because of  Ye Yao’s slightly aloof face, Lu Xun couldn’t hold back and laughed out loud.

Lu Xun saved the image and happily continued to read on, seeing more pictures of the duo as well as speculations about the relationship between him and Ye Yao.

For example, when he handed Ye Yao a half-drunk bottle of sports drink, he must be trying to assert his dominance with an indirect kiss in public.

For example, by putting his arm around Ye Yao’s shoulders as they exited from the stadium, sticking together and not letting go, he was telling his rivals and his own admirers that these two handsome grasses had hooked up and that the idlers and others should back off. 4sArvf

Lu Xun curled his lips, although he hadn’t had these thoughts in his mind when he made these moves, he was not offended by this kind of good-natured banter. It was normal for him and Ye Yao to joke around with each other, and the pictures were well taken.

Lu Xun saved all the pictures in the page with a click and left with satisfaction.

Then, Lu Xun clicked on the second post – [Beauty Ye’s Appreciation Page].

Compared to the previous post that was about the interaction between the two, the pictures in this post were more focused on showing Ye Yao’s face to maximum clarity in the shot. Z8pkIo

Although Ye Yao always said that Lu Xun was the campus male god, he himself was not bad looking at all.

Unlike Lu Xun’s handsome and sharp features, Ye Yao’s facial features were more delicate and softer. It was to the extent that if he wore women’s clothing and had long hair, he would be called a great beauty by many people.

He had this kind of a gender-neutral look, so naturally there was no shortage of people taking photos and appreciating his good looks. The page was brimming with all kinds of beautiful photos and all kinds of comments of admiration.

Lu Xun slowly scrolled down the thread, carefully saving every single photo of Ye Yao, while reading people’s comments at the same time. UGwfA8

Perhaps because it was an anonymous forum, people had no qualms about speaking up.

[Oooh, my husband’s skin looks so thin, do you see the blush on his face? It’s not because his face was hot from exercise, it’s because he’s shy from seeing me!]

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[Because you said that, Ye Ye hugged me and coaxed me for half an hour.]

[I can’t bear to break your fantasy anymore, after all, he has to hold me to sleep every night. The above is right, his skin is really thin, so when you gently bite his Adam’s apple when you’re making love, you can see him slowly turning pink, hehehe, he smells great.] DFxijp

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Bullshit! He was the one who slept with Ye Yao every day, how come he didn’t know that Ye Yao turned pink after he licked it?

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Oe Wec mbcalcefv ab rmgbii vbkc lc j offilcu bo vlryfilfo, jcv tlr ojmf revvfcis rjcx ktfc tf rjk rbwf bo atf wfrrjufr. NTHqv3

Unlike the jokes of a flirtatious nature that preceded it, the messages that followed were full of obvious malice.

[A sissy. Only you girls with no aesthetics will like this kind of person, he does not have a bit of masculinity, disgusting. This Lao Zu vomited].

[So beautiful, you’ll be crying for a long time after a punch. Oh, Mr. Ye, it’s better to take a bodyguard with you when you go out, otherwise who knows what might happen.]

[What normal man would play with him? Normal men look down on him. What a joke.] y5WLdr

These messages likewise made the rest of the forum explode.

[Red lips and white teeth and love for cleanliness, is he a sissy? I know your fat head and ears are greasy!]

[You like to use your mother to scold people so much, don’t you have a mother?]

[The post already said no antis allowed. Don’t you understand human language? Get out!] W8Uity

At this moment, Lu Xun understood why the words ‘Antis do not enter’ was written in the title.

“Fuck, here we go again, you guys can’t even compare to Ye Yao by a finger, bunch of stinkers.”

The sound of angry cursing reached Lu Xun’s ears and when he looked over, he saw Wen Ke tapping his phone furiously, as if he was cursing someone.

Lu Xun’s gaze caught Wen Ke’s attention, he raised his head and looked up at Lu Xun for a moment before swishing his phone back behind him. RZuqUm

“Lu, Brother Lu, you’re in the dormitory too, I forgot all about it if you didn’t say anything.” Wen Ke laughed awkwardly.

“You’re reading that post too?” Lu Xun asked succinctly, “What’s going on?”

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“…… Brother Lu you saw it too.” Wen Ke scratched his head and sighed, “There are a bunch of trashy people who always attack Ye Yao’s looks in the Anonymous Forums. It used to be fine, but since Ye Yao is getting more and more popular with the girls, those people have become more and more vicious. I think it’s better to hide it from Ye Yao, don’t let him get upset about the anonymous forum, those people wouldn’t dare to force it in reality.”

The sound of the water in the bathroom stopped and Ye Yao opened the bathroom door and walked out. wq1lYV

The wide white shirt made him look even more elegant and slender. He held a towel in one hand to wipe the water droplets from his hair, and a clothes pole in the other to collect the clothes that were hanging on the balcony.

After collecting his own, Ye Yao turned back to the room and asked, “Do you want me to help you with your clothes?”

“Yes!” Wen Ke adjusted his expression and gave Ye Yao a heart gesture, “I can’t repay your kindness, I’ll give my body in return.”

“That won’t work, I already have a rightful Consort, I don’t accept Concubines.” Ye Yao smiled and turned back to help the others put their clothes away. 7DwICq

When he raised his hand, his shirt pulled up, outlining his lean, narrow waist that was like an upright bamboo.

Looking at the back of such a figure, Lu Xun remembered something Ye Yao had told him in high school.

At that time, he was quite curious as to why a standard good student like Ye Yao would fight, not to mention being so skilled that he was on the verge of rivaling him as a major bad student.

So after they had become acquainted, Lu Xun asked him about his doubts. At that time, Ye Yao looked at him with those delicate and soft features unique to a young man. nzTEoy

Lu Xun had finally found out why.

When Ye Yao was in Elementary and Junior High School, before his features had developed, even if he deliberately cut his hair very short, Ye Yao was as beautiful as a girl.

And such a boy was too easily targeted by all sorts of strange people and easily ostracised and bullied by the boys in his class, so fighting was simply a necessary skill he had to learn.

Ye Yao once used his strength to silence those people, but after he went to university, those malicious people grew out from the woodworks again and hid in the gutter to slander him. e3xVWE

“Brother Lu, I know you’re angry, but you should control your expression when Ye Yao comes back.” Wen Ke whispered to Lu Xun, “There’s nothing we can do about them saying that in the anonymous section, and letting Ye Yao know will only make him angry for nothing. We can’t do anything about it.”

Lu Xun pushed his phone back into his pocket and took a long look at Ye Yao’s back.

“Who says there’s nothing I can do?” He stood up and curled his lips, “How can I be the rightful Consort without some skills?”

The night was heavy, and even in a bustling metropolis there were dim places where the lights could never illuminate. hqOJpN

Two short, chubby young men walked together down a dimly lit path while exchanging thoughts about a fun night out.

“The one I found this time was quite a hit, slutty enough and good looking. She screamed like a singer, you must try her next time.” The triangular-eyed man reminisced.

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The other garlic-nosed one shook his head, “Yours was too expensive, I’ll stick with mine, it’s good value for money, and a little innocent, heehee, I love that kind.”

“Okay,” the triangular-eyed man scratched his hair and made a style from his hand, not knowing what came to his mind, a smile appeared on his lewd face, “That girl praised me for being handsome. Nonsense, don’t I know if I am handsome or not? Do I need her to say that? I’m only a hundred times more handsome than that Ye Yao. Those girls in the school are really clueless and have no eyes at all.” x1JL2I

The garlic-nosed man pretended to vomit, “That’s enough, what are you comparing yourself to him for, isn’t that trashing yourself? If you give him five hundred years of effort he won’t be able to catch up with your masculinity, just that little sissy, with skin as white as a woman’s, he’s not a man at all.”

The two men were like-minded and had conversed happily, the excitement of slandering someone who wasn’t even there made them ignore the taller figure that appeared in front of them.

Both men were dumbfounded when they were kicked to the ground.

“Who the fuck are you, there’s something wrong with you!” Triangular-eyes said in rage. nRgBMO

No one could swallow the anger of being beaten up for no reason while walking on the road, so they immediately got up from the ground and charged at the tall figure, waving their fists.

Two against one, they were going to show this guy who messed with them what regret means today!

But the attack was deflected easily and the light was too dim for them to see how the man on the other side was moving before the pain exploded from their bodies and they were knocked to the ground again.

“Scream, why don’t you keep screaming?” Lu Xun sneered as he stomped on the body of the triangular-eyed man. TwQI6L

“Coughs……” The man who had been so arrogant till then was now trembling on the ground, his voice took on a curt tone under the absolute crushing force value, “I have no grudges and enmity with you, brother, did you identify the wrong person?”

“No grudges, no hatred.” Lu Xun repeated these words, his foot intensifying as the person he was stepping on let out a painful cry, “Do you not know this so well when you were hiding in anonymous forums and attacking others?”

At this point in the conversation, the two men who had fallen to the ground understood: “You’re here to take it out on behalf of Ye Yao? How did you …… know it was us, you hacked the forum to check the IP’s? You got the wrong person – uhhh!”

The words came to a screeching halt and the triangular-eyed man curled into a ball of agony as Lu Xun brought his feet up. DxU1Vl

“I don’t even think I’d get my hands dirty if I beat you.” Lu Xun laughed coldly, “You can’t even control those things on your lower bodies, do you even take a look in the mirror when you pee? Are you even comparable to him?”

No one passed through on this remote and dark path, and this fight, which was so vastly one-sided in strength, was unseen.

Lu Xun ended the fight and was about to leave when he heard the voices of the two men who couldn’t suppress their resentment: “We are all men, what are we pretending …… we can’t control our lower bodies, how much better can Ye Yao be, how many times has he let you fuck him that you are so protective of him? Ha, just you alone, cannot satisfy his hunger, right?”

Lu Xun stopped in his tracks, his face sinking a little as he listened to the words. YGkL0e

How could Ye Yao …… easily develop such low-level desires. It was disrespectful to Ye Yao just to even think about it in your head and to associate it with Ye Yao.

He was the purest thing he had seen in the mud and chaos, unsullied and never tainted with filth.

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Lu Xun sneered and turned around, once again walking towards the two men who had fallen to the ground.

Ye Yao had no idea what had happened at Lu Xun’s side, let alone that he was as pure and innocent as an Immortal in Lu Xun’s mind. He laid on his bed and sent Lu Xun a message, and his mind was at ease when he received Lu Xun’s reply. pF4Tv7

[I’m almost done correcting the mistakes in my coursework, I’ll be back soon.]

After hesitating for a moment, Ye Yao clicked into the anonymous forum.

Ye Yao ignored the post about himself and clicked into the post about Lu Xun.

There was a trail of Lu Xun photos, which Ye Yao saved one by one in a private album, and paused when he saw a particular photo. nXSGQW

It was a picture of Lu Xun pulling up the hem of his jersey to wipe his sweat as he played, his abdominal muscles and the sweat on them covered with a warm glow from the setting sun, making the whole picture look even more sexy.

Ye Yao pursed his lips and somewhat distractedly poked his finger at the photo on his phone screen.

He knew the feel of those abdominal muscles, the warmth of that skin, and the longing he felt from the bottom of his heart at each and every intimate contact, the desire to go further.

Solely because Lu Xun didn’t know, he would have to try and keep his distance like a good friend and keep this secret buried in his heart, forever. N5L16Q

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Rae~ I wanna see the photos *drools*

Zaki~I wanna touch those abs too *drools*