The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake BoyfriendCh31 - I want everything

Translator: Ryn


After the large group left, the remainder two weren’t able to make any waves on their own, hence they jokingly said a few words before going off doing their own things. 1yBQa

Qi Feng saw that it was getting late, and went to wash up.

Ling Ke had already climbed into bed first, exhausted from today’s events.

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Leaning against his bedhead, Ling Ke made sure the angle overlooking his direction was safe and private, before finally pulling out his phone to look through the photos on his WeChat.

The photo that Gao Junfei posted was also available in high resolution; after Ling Ke downloaded the photo and zoomed into it, he found that he was really smiling the moment he was kissed by Qi Feng. With his eyes curved and the corners of his mouth raised, he had an arm around the bear and another arm holding the bouquet of flowers. hndsJ

… He never knew he could smile so sweetly ah.

What Ling Ke found the most incomprehensible was the fact that he was actually led offstage by Qi Feng afterwards.

As there were full recordings of them both from the moment they stepped onstage to when they left, it was only now that he saw that after the kiss, Qi Feng seemed to have unceasingly held onto one of his arms until they have stepped offstage.

This “clip” must’ve had been deleted off his mind, given that Ling Ke was unable to recall this at all.

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He felt that during the entire duration of this half a minute onstage, he might have been possessed by another person in a parallel world. Only this could explain the mystery behind his foolish smile and his obedience in allowing Qi Feng to lead him away.

While focusing his attention on the photos, a light brown shadow suddenly flew by, startling Ling Ke into subconsciously locking his phone in an instant.

— It was the bear, which Qi Feng had thrown up from below, and it landed on the bed on the opposite bunk.

Right after, Qi Feng who had just finished his shower, also climbed up. ENX27l

“You…” Ling Ke was astounded, “…you’re putting the bear on your bed?”

Actually, Ling Ke had wanted to ask, “You even want the bear to sleep with you?”… but the question seemed a bit distasteful, hence he quickly changed his words.

“What else can I do? There’s no room for it down there ah.” Qi Feng comfortably lied down on his pillow, placing a foot on the bear, using it as a footrest.

Ling Ke’s gaze swept across Qi Feng’s sexy back, buttocks and his long legs, inwardly chanting “decent thoughts, decent thoughts”, and willed himself to turn his attention to his phone once more. S5hQpg

After a few taps, he reopened the photo of Qi Feng kissing him.

It was only half a year ago when he could only look at the photos of this person, secretly YY-ing in the dead of the night, yet tonight, this person had actually kissed him in front of so many people…. Truly unbelievable ah.

Although the meaning behind this kiss wasn’t quite the same as what he dreamed it would be, it was still enough to make him happy for a long period of time.

Ling Ke stroked the edge of the phone, “long-pressed” the photo, and tapped to save it in his phone’s photo album. WYnHpk

***

It was on the first day of class after the Freshmen Welcoming Party, when Ling Ke finally realised that the teasing from the group of boys in their dorms that night was nothing compared to the horrors of having to stand at the door of their lecture hall, facing hundreds of their classmates who had wretched smiles on their faces.

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After the “fermentation” of a rest day, what happened at the party spread to almost every corner of the campus. Regardless of their presence on the day, even if they did not witness the incident, everyone was able to get to know the full details from various sources.

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Their class was not the only major that was undertaking this professional lecture; there were also those from the 2nd journalism major and advertising major. However, with the both of them being so famous throughout the entire campus, as classmates, those students too felt proud over Qi Feng and Ling Ke’s accomplishments.

A real straight man, would boldly withstand the insinuative gazes of those that viewed him as a gay.

Ling Ke took a deep breath. With Qi Feng, he walked towards the least conspicuous seats…. on the very last row. o2WIri

However, Ling Ke had not expected for their female lecturer to also glance at them with a “caring” gaze throughout the entire duration of their class. She even paid them special attention and asked them questions, which further aroused the excitement within the classroom.

As soon as the class ended, the anguished Qi Feng and Ling Ke immediately grabbed hold of their textbooks and fled the lecture hall.

Gao Junfei had originally wanted to hold a brief class meeting after this lecture, yet, when he stood up and looked around from his seat, he was unable to see both their shadows.

F*ck, where are Qi Feng and Ling Ke?” GZ SoF

“They…. escaped……”

This “escape” word was really used ingeniously, the people in the class laughed out loud with the exception of Gao Junfei who only said helplessly: “No zuo, no die.”

Fortunately, they were roommates, so they could always discuss things back in their room.

After the class meeting, Xie Qibao was planning to go eat in the cafeteria with Gao Junfei when he suddenly heard a girl calling out to him: “Xie Qibao, there’s a pretty girl asking for you!” BbpaKY

Hearing this, Xie Qibao did not feel happy at all, instead he facepalmedF*ck, how many times has it already been this month!

He braced himself before walking out. Sure enough, there was a pretty, fashionably dressed girl standing outside, wearing sunglasses and a mask. She said in a low voice: “Are you Xie Qibao?”

Her tone was quite polite and courteous, but from her question, he could immediately tell he wasn’t the main reason why she came to him.

Xie Qibao silently ridiculed himself while saying: “Pretty girl, do you really not want to consider using QQ mail?” iCF5rj

The girl:”???”

Xie Qibao held out the palm of his hand: “Love letter ah, aren’t you here to ask me to deliver a love letter to Qi Feng on your behalf?”

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The girl:”……”

Xie Qibao wondered: “Could it be, this time it’s for Ling Ke?” YN8xzj

The girl paused, surveying the area around them, before asking in a low voice, “Can we take this somewhere else?”

Xie Qibao’s curiosity piqued, what is it ah, why the need for all this secrecy?

It was at this time when Gao Junfei came out from the classroom. With an eyebrow raised, he urged: “Da Bao, stop dawdling, let’s go eat.”

The girl with sunglasses hurriedly said: “Let me treat you to lunch ba.” yvm0OZ

Xie Qibao: “!!!”

Xie Qibao, “having seen beauty and forgetting friends”, immediately turned away and abandoned Gao Junfei, opting to follow the pretty girl instead.

“Pretty girl, so why are you looking for me ah? There doesn’t seem to be anyone who’d recognise me in this place, so it should be fine for you to say it now ba?

Xie Qibao asked several questions along the way, but the girl didn’t reply a single word, almost boring Xie Qibao to death. But who told him to be so curious, the more the other party kept silent, the more he wished to know what she was keeping hidden ah! o0Ex95

After seven turns and eight rounds, the two finally reached the sparsely occupied ninth cafeteria.

This cafeteria was the most extravagant one among campus. From what Xie Qibao had heard from Gao Junfei, this cafeteria was contracted by Li Qianglin and his nephew, and the food here was extremely expensive, yet unpalatable.

To be honest, the food here wasn’t that terrible, but the price was way too expensive for what it offered. For the same cost, they could have had more delicious food outside the south gate, hence many students would rather not waste their money here.

But no matter how expensive it was to dine here, there were still some students who were rich and stupid enough to not care about the costs, coming here simply for a chance to show-off. So it can be said that the 9th cafeteria was really good at grasping the psychology of these groups of people, seeing as it was still in business even after several years of operation. E7ddO1

The mysterious girl with sunglasses brought Xie Qibao upstairs. In the 9th cafeteria, students can opt to order through a table service. The girl pushed the menu to Xie Qibao, allowing him to order freely.

Xie Qibao looked at the selection of set meals that costs ¥70 to ¥80 each, and confirmed again: “Are you really treating me to lunch?”

The girl finally took off her sunglasses and the mask, before nodding: “Yes.”

Xie Qibao stared at her in a daze… She was beautiful, but in a very odd way. With eyes so large they seemed a little scary, she sat there unsmilingly with a stiff and rigid facial expression, indescribably making one’s hair stand on end. tcplgm

Nevertheless, Xie Qibao has always been open-minded. Since the girl said she would pay for his meal, then he should just order as he’d like. It’s not as if the food in the 9th cafeteria would poison him, so it’ll be such a waste to give up on this free meal.

“Well then, why don’t you first tell me your name ah?” Xie Qibao scratched his head awkwardly after ordering, still uninformed on how to address the other.

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“You can call me Catherine.”

Catherine? Xie Qibao was speechless. Even giving a fake English alias, this girl is truly something ah. pO5eEi

“So now you can tell me why you’re looking for me ba?” Xie Qibao asked.

“Let’s eat first before we talk,” Catherine said.

The two ate silently. After the meal, Catherine pulled out her phone from her bag, tapped on it a few times before handing it to Xie Qibao: “This thread, was posted by you ba?”

Xie Qibao took a closer look: 《Rare Treasure, Hot Sale!! – Giving you the authentic touch of our campus idol & department idol》 vdlU4

“What is this?” He quickly scanned through the post. As expected, the content was indeed related to Qi Feng and Ling Ke. He fumed, “Which bastard is this, why is he using my name to post this?”

Catherine stared at Xie Qibao for two seconds, as if trying to judge if he was telling the truth.

Xie Qibao returned the phone to her, waved his hand and declared: “This really wasn’t posted by me!”

“It wasn’t you?” Catherine froze, her pair of large eyes widening even further. uloFzP

Xie Qibao grew somewhat nervous and asked: “It can’t be that you’re looking for the person who posted this to buy these…. personal items of our campus idol and department idol ba?”

Catherine was silent for a moment, before she finally admitted: “I just want Qi Feng’s.”

Uhh, even though I also live in Room 412, I swear, this is the first time I’ve seen this post.” Xie Qibao said whilst inwardly ridiculing: Why are there even these kind of secret crushes around these days ah?

Catherine frowned, seemingly a bit unwilling to give up the opportunity in front of her. She pointed to her phone and asked: “Since you are also from Room 412, can you help me get these things?” sn6BLg

Xie Qibao foolishly asked: “What do you want?”

Originally, he naively thought of this person as another fan of Qi Feng’s who was too shy to approach the person himself to ask for these things, and have hence asked him to act as their intermediary.

If Qi Feng was willing to give her these things, then it shouldn’t be a problem ba.

But he didn’t expect the next words from Catherine: “I want everything. The cups he used, the mineral water bottles he drank out of, his used towels, his clothes, his pants and his shoes… You can take pictures of them for me, so I can purchase the exact same ones. Afterwards, you can help me to secretly replace them…” yUtiq0

Xie Qibao was flabbergasted… F*ck, he seems to have encountered a real live pervert ah.

… No wonder this girl didn’t dare to reveal her real name!

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“I…” Glancing at the empty plate in front of him, Xie Qibao felt infinite regret. He finally understood the meaning behind the proverb: The mouth that eats the food of others is softened, and the hand that takes the possessions of others is shortened. After eating a meal bought by the other, he just couldn’t confidently refuse her ah.

But such a perverted thing, he really couldn’t do it! 8VSInz

Xie Qibao gritted his teeth, finally deciding to pay for the meal himself. At worst, he could just go back and report to Qi Feng about this incident and ask Young Master Qi to reimburse him ah.

Xie Qibao felt somewhat awkward and said: “I’m sorry… I can’t do this.”

Catherine sat across from him, unresponding to his previous statement. Just as Xie Qibao felt as if he was about to be killed from the other’s gaze, he saw her pulling out a small stack of cash from her bag, seemingly around ¥1000, directly placing it on the table in front of him.

Then, she took out a pen and wrote a series of numbers on the topmost banknote. She pushed it towards Xie Qibao with a blank expression, and said in a low voice: “This is not a crime, you don’t need to be so nervous. No matter what items you can provide me with, the price I can pay for each item will definitely be more than this amount. Go back and think about it ba. If you change your mind, just send me a text message.” IdXrb

Xie Qibao was struck dumb from the stack of money, not even realising when the girl left.

He muddle-headedly paid for his meal and left the 9th cafeteria, directly heading towards the dorms.

On the way back, he worried that Qi Feng would also be in the dorms, hence he quickly called Gao Junfei. As soon as the call went through, he started shouting as if having lost his mind: ” Gao Ge! Gao Ge! Gao Ge!”

Gao Junfei fumed: “F*ck! How many times have I told you not to call me ‘Gao Ge’, now you’re even repeating it in a song…” sBV ru

Xie Qibao was so anxious he wanted to cry: “F*ck, at such a critical point in time, can you not pick a fight with me regarding this?!?! I have to tell you something! Something big!!!”

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【A brief interlude】

Catherine: “I want this, this, that, that… and also Qi Feng’s pantsu. ●_●” 6VMl9Y

Xie Qibao: “Baobao can’t do it ah…” QAQ

Catherine pulled out a stack of cash ●_●.

Xie Qibao (with a face filled with rage): Why is he encountering such a situation that would only occur in a TV drama, in this university? Is he attending a sham university? Why are the Heavens allowing him, an average university student, to experience these trials! (╯#°Д°)╯…… Also! Why isn’t there anyone who is willing to spend so much money to buy his underwear! (/ω\) The world is really unfair ah~

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Author’s note: PS: This classmate will be the final drive that pushes Qi Feng and Ling Ke into an “official” relationship.

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make waves [idiom]: to cause a disturbance or controversy / to do something that draws a large amount of attention

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YY is a pinyin acronym for 意淫 [yì yín]. 1) To fantasize; 2) to have sexual fantasies; 3) to have unrealistic expectations.

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Author means to say the students had a rest day (Sunday) after the Freshmen Welcoming Ceremony to spread rumours everywhere. “Fermentation” meant as a metaphor to the expansion of gossip all around campus.

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no zuo no die [不作死就不会死]: this phrase is of Chinglish origin; it means if you don’t do stupid things, they won’t come back and bite you in the ass. (but if you do, they most certainly will.)
zuo /zwo/ is a chinese character meaning ‘act silly or daring (for attention)’

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said in [English]

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Literal translation from Qibao (his name)

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Overall, the proverb can be explained by the modern adage that “there is no such thing as a free lunch”, that is, there is nothing that people will let you take or eat for free. Nobody is a fool, nobody would let others take them for a ride! When people give you a present, they usually have something to ask of you, or other ulterior motives!

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In translations: Brother Gao! Brother Gao! Brother Gao!

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The words brother (哥) and song (歌) have the same homonym.

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author wrote this as the kanji for panties

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21 comments

  1. Thank you, classmate! No matter how much of a b_tch you may be, it was not for naught!!! Thank you for your contribution!!!

    Ahem

    Thanks for the chapter

  2. How disturbing. That girl is scary.

    Xie Qibao shouldn’t tell Gao Junfei about her… Or he would use this opportunity to sell her all the Stuff himself.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  3. I just like the author note.

    Can the author change their mind about Gao Ge and BaoBao?

    Thank you for the update

  4. Well… that’s creepy as heck.

    And of course he’s telling the scum friend who is actually willing to make a profit selling his friends used items…

    At least she’s useful in making the couple unite lol

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  5. Dang! The hell with that girl! What a creep! I was shocked when I found out she wanted those stuff. So pervert! I thought, at first maybe this girl like Xie Qiebao, like finally someone like him but then again it has to be a fan of Qi Feng. I really hope they won’t hide it.

  6. Girl, you’re creepy. I can feel the obsession vibe of a creepy stalker from her. XQB should’ve told QF directly instead, GJF will just see it as a profitable opportunity. Lol.

  7. imagine if it’s the girl who acted as if she was gonna marry qi feng in the future