Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash BinCh163 - System vs. System (13): Su Ji, a goddess, identity reveal

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editor: yoantlers zEXoSZ

Trigger warnings: mention of rape, slight body horror

The snake’s shadow slithered silently down the tree and disappeared without a trace.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Soon, a black-clothed scholar carrying a suitcase full of books on his back came from the East.

The swordsman and the scholar met face to face, one wearing a snake-tooth necklace and the other wearing a thin bracelet of fish scales. After meeting, the former was slightly stunned, while the latter smiled. HD2y6Z

The scholar bent down, but he didn’t show much humility. His eyebrows were full of the arrogance of a young man. “Sir, this student extends his regards. This student’s surname is Ming, the single character is Ye (night), and origins as a scholar. But this student fell seriously ill going to the city for the exam. About to miss the exam date, this student took a detour on this mountain road. When the panic was setting in, it was a blessing to meet Sir. Could Sir see off this student for the journey?”

After speaking, he raised his eyes and winked frivolously at the white-clothed swordsman.

The swordsman in white recognized him at a glance. Probably because he was dressed as a scholar, he felt amused and pressed his fan to his lips.

Seeing him behave in this manner, Ye Jiming was momentarily dazed. He even thought that the person in front of him was his little fish and not the dashing guest who drank, cursed, and talked compatibly with him, but whose actual appearance was unknown.

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The man imitated it perfectly, whether it was Duan Shujue’s expression or his usual movements.

…As real as an illusion.

Yan Jinhua was jolted.

Sure enough, everything was as written in the book, and Ye Jiming also came to the mountain. DXciYO

He most likely wanted to capture the mountain ghost’s essence for the elixir to facilitate his cultivation. But after all, Yan Jinhua was his benefactor, so Ye Jiming didn’t have the standing to compete with him.

The more Yan Jinhua thought about it, the more he felt he had made a good deal earlier.

He accepted two little brothers with clever tricks. One was willing to charge into battle for him  and be a pawn. Although the other didn’t have much of a conscience, he seemed to be fond of Duan Shujue.

Taking Duan Shujue’s protagonist’s halo alone, the mountain ghost was already within his grasp. IPNefD

When the mountain ghost was slain, he only needed to wear down Duan Shujue with a few words. With his soft nature that didn’t compete for anything and the benevolence that Yan Jinhua had shown him, getting the mountain ghost’s essence was in the bag.

It’s just…

He glanced at Wen Yujing.

Wen Yujing stood quietly, holding his sword and seeming unthreatening. But Yan Jinhua always suspected that he was deliberately targeting him. nNLSTK

Otherwise, why did he have a series of bad luck after encountering him? First losing the Dinghai Pearl, then losing Duan Shujue.

He needed to be smart and stop competing with him for the mountain ghost’s essence. Otherwise, he would have to teach this person who should be the protagonist in this world.

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Yan Jinhua was examining Wen Yujing, and so was Ye Jiming.

This person didn’t comment on his joining midway, which was beyond Ye Jiming’s expectations. C7hBWg

Was he so unguarded that he didn’t even ask a question about it?

Wen Yujing was here, and it wasn’t a good time for Ye Jiming to ask surname Chi about Wen Yujing’s exact origin. Under the identity of a scholar, he swaggered into the three-member brigade and followed the crowd slowly, waiting to see how the mountain ghost intended to stir up a storm.

It was June, and the sun was getting hot. Yan Jinhua walked with scorched lips and a shriveled mouth. The bottom of his throat was on fire when a thatched hut appeared by the roadside.

A young woman picked beans in front of the house with her back to them. K4AFYd

Probably hearing the footsteps, she put down the beans in her hand, her voice clear and moving. “These four guests, do you need tea?”

Only after she finished speaking did she turn to look at everyone.

The woman’s appearance was mediocre, and her clothes were simple, but her clothes were clean, and her temperament wasn’t like an ordinary peasant woman.

Yan Jinhua secretly laughed. jHehb

What kind of ancient Baigu Jing catching Tang Monk routine was this?

Even if you want to bewitch people, you should become a little more beautiful, right?

Yan Jinhua’s spiritual power was the lowest among them. He only knew that this woman probably used some means to remove the spiritual power from her body. He couldn’t tell much else, so he simply pretended to be deaf and looked at Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming to see how they reacted.

Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming looked at each other and saw confusion in each other’s eyes. cLCReV

Chi Xiaochi asked 061, “Liu-laoshi, is this person’s spiritual power too high, or…”

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After Chi Xiaochi’s question, Wen Yujing looked up and examined the woman.

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There was a small wooden table beside the woman with a thick porcelain teapot. She brought a few bowls with missing corners and poured tea for them one by one.

She said gently, “After drinking the tea, go down the mountain.” FdA8UY

Yan Jinhua secretly laughed.

This bullshit was no different from “After Three Bowls, Do Not Cross the Ridge,” right? Wasn’t it just setting up a mystery, posturing, and pretending to wait for people to ask questions?

Indeed, Duan Shujue followed her words. “Why?”

The woman said, “Don’t go forward. There are evil spirits in the mountains.” qAsHI2

Ye Jiming shuddered deliberately and leaned in the direction of Duan Shujue as if he was really a weak scholar.

Wen Yujing looked at him but didn’t make a sound.

Duan Shujue asked on behalf of Ye Jiming, “What evil spirits?”

The woman said, “Don’t you know the legend of the Mountain of Time and Rain? Thousands of years ago, this was a land of exile with poor mountains and bad waters. An evil ghost who only ate human flesh emerged.” dk4JO0

Wen Yujing said, “I heard about it when I went down the mountain, but I didn’t listen in detail. Can Miss please tell me more about it?”

Before they came, they did some research, even more detailed than the background introduction written in the book.

Thousands of years ago, the area around the Mountain of Time and Rain was a desolate place used to exile bad men.

A young girl from a peasant family went to a neighboring town with her father to join relatives. They were robbed by several evil-doers when passing by. When escaping with his daughter, her father panicked and accidentally slipped and fell off a cliff, perishing on the spot. 8sRxuj

The girl was not good-looking, but she was young and unmarried. After being repeatedly raped by the evil men, they didn’t dare to kill her. They were afraid that she would report them to the officials, so they gouged out her eyes and abandoned her in the bamboo forest.

The young woman was seriously injured and died in the forest before she could get out.

No one found her body until she was covered with bamboo leaves and gradually became one with the land and decomposed.

It was unknown when the blind girl started to constantly walk around the Mountain of Time and Rain. She had a white cloth tied around her eyes and held a tattered bamboo stick. XhiCLo

She kept encountering people, saying she was lost and begged them to take her home.

Some people out of kindness and some out of malice agreed to her request.

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The young woman then led them around the mountain. Those with good intentions would often send her before a small woodyard, receive two wild fruits, and leave in peace. After sending her to the woodshed and receiving the wild fruit, those with bad intentions asked her ill-naturedly: How can this rotten fruit be enough? What else can you give me in return?

The girl replied, “A pair of eyes, is that okay?” mwabVC

After that, she took off the white cloth covering her eyes.

The face, where there should have been eyes, was empty.

The next instant, the other person’s eyes and hers would be exchanged.

Eyeless mountain ghosts often robbed other people’s eyes, but she didn’t know what kind of curse she was under before she was born. The eyes that she got in exchange would shrink and degenerate within a few days, returning to two pitch-black holes. HhKIS6

She would then begin to look for her next prey.

Those who recovered their lives but lost both eyes fled down the mountain in horror. Most of them couldn’t describe the woman’s appearance in detail and only brought down the girl’s name.

The girl had introduced herself to everyone who led the way, but everyone had different opinions. Some said her name was Sù, some said she was Soo, and some said her family name was Sū, and there were many differing opinions. A scholar inspired by a book about ghosts said, why not call her Su Ji?

Su Ji’s notoriety was spread by word of mouth. People nearby didn’t even dare to go up the mountain to collect firewood. They complained but didn’t know what to do. xof42l

Later, a goddess who traveled all over the world came to rest in the small town at the foot of the mountain.

There weren’t many Daoist practitioners a thousand years ago, and even fewer were Daoists immortals. People often called those who could fly through the clouds as gods.

The goddess listened to everyone’s prayers and climbed up the mountain to capture and suppress the mountain ghost.

Since then, the legend of the mountain ghost came to an end. lVxLjs

To thank the goddess, the people under the mountain took the initiative to build a shrine for the goddess and burned incense to worship her. The world and times changed. The town under the Mountain of Time and Rain expanded into a large-scale city. The shrine of the goddess had since become a spiritual temple for women to divine their marriages. Fortunately, the incense flourished for thousands of years.

Perhaps because of the goddess’ blessing, the weather in the Mountain of Time and Rain gradually became better and better. The people suffered from the rain and were even more thankful for the goddess’ kindness.

Thousands of years later, because of a group of grave robbers, the suppressed spirit of the mountain ghost was released. Seven or eight tomb robbers were killed on the spot, and only one person escaped.

The mountain ghost came out again, but the goddess had probably long since attained the Dao and was nowhere to be found. o9SRvt

Mountain ghosts were earth-bound spirits, and it stood to reason that she couldn’t leave the Mountain of Time and Rain. But according to legend, when someone slept at home in the city, feeling stuffy, he woke up in the middle of the night and opened the window for ventilation. He saw a woman in white standing not far from his window, her back to him, hands down. The gauze tied behind her head was extremely long, flying with the wind.

As if hearing the movement of the window opening, she turned around.

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As soon as the resident who opened the window saw her face clearly, he was frightened and fainted on the spot, nearly dying.

After waking up the next day, the whole city spread rumors of the mountain ghost entering the city. Those who witnessed it claimed that the mountain ghost was not only blind now, but that half of her face had rotted into white bones as well, so her resentment would definitely be heavier. 8 Kfvz

Several waves of cultivators arrived in the mountain, but unfortunately, they all went in without returning.

The people below the mountain were panicking. The incense at the shrine of the goddess was more and more prosperous. The smoke remained unextinguished day and night, and the fragrance of sandalwood permeated the city.

Duan Shujue and the others went up the mountain in the days and nights of endless incense.

The woman in front of them said that the mountain ghost hurt people, the goddess subdued the spirit, and the mountain ghost reappeared. The information wasn’t far from what they knew. vkQPoM

After listening to her, Ye Jiming asked curiously, “Aren’t you afraid?”

The woman was coherent and eloquent. “I lived here for a long time before she came. If I leave this place, where can I go? Besides, I’m a woman, not a man who harmed her, so she won’t harm me.”

Hearing this, 061 asked Chi Xiaochi, “Any ideas?”

Chi Xiaochi replied, “Something’s wrong.” HaK84

061: “What’s wrong?”

Chi Xiaochi took a sip of tea, glanced intently at the woman’s hand, and didn’t answer.

In the book The Mermaid Immortal, Duan Shujue never met this woman. Instead, Ye Jiming met her, and she painstakingly persuaded him, who was disguised as a scholar, to go down the mountain.

In the book, Ye Jiming came for the mountain ghost’s essence for elixir, so he agreed with a mouthful of promises. Then, he turned around and went up the mountain on another mountain road. After a lot of hard work, he was finally captured as he wished. 0KOF3L

When the two were thrown into the same prison cell, Ye Jiming mentioned his encounter with the woman on the road. But after that, the author hurriedly closed the Mountain of Time and Rain plotline, and this foreshadowing was never recovered.

Based on analyzing the current known information, it was very likely that this woman was sincerely persuading people to go down the mountain, rather than pretending in order to catch the curiosity of the next person to lead them up the mountain deliberately. But because she was only a mortal and lacked the skills to create clones, she could persuade Ye Jiming but not Duan Shujue.

But if she was, as she said, a lonely woman guarding a road into the mountain all day, why risk being targeted by mountain ghosts just to do good deeds?

Although Su Ji from a thousand years ago still had some bottom line and had never hurt good people, who knew what she would be like after a thousand years? Pu6f k

Where did she get the confidence that the mountain ghost wouldn’t hurt her?

Moreover, her hand…

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The four of them finished drinking and thanked her for the tea. They turned around to go down the mountain until they could no longer see the woman, then they changed paths.

The other cultivators were still trapped on the mountain by the ghost. They had no reason to return home. UjwXs

Duan Shujue looked at Ye Jiming, who pretended to be pitiful, wronged, and helpless, and deliberately teased, “Ming-gongzi, if you’re afraid, why don’t you change paths and go.”

Ye Jiming looked at Duan Shujue miserably, “I hope Gongzi will protect this scholar. This one depends entirely on Gongzi.”

While he handled talking to Duan Shujue, he secretly watched Wen Yujing and scolded the surnamed Wen in his heart until dog blood drenched his head.

If this obstructive Wen Yujing hadn’t followed along, why would he need to pretend to be weak? aMZXdE

Although the little fish couldn’t control his body now, he could see everything happening outside. If Wen Yujing wasn’t here, why would he have to bind his hands and feet like this, fearing that his demonic power would leak out? He could already be showing off his rapid cultivation achievements in the past three months in front of the little fish.

Maybe the little fish might feel more favorable towards him if he spent more time with the little fish going through hardships.

It was enough for Wen Yujing to be preoccupied with the little fish for so many days. Why wasn’t he letting go?

After walking for a while, they approached the top of the mountain. Chi Xiaochi wanted to observe the nearby situation to see if there was any change, so he asked Wen Yujing, “Shifu, are you tired?” G1XD0

Wen Yujing understood his meaning and smoothly said, “Yes, a little bit.”

Ye Jiming hurriedly interjected, “I’m also tired.”

Chi Xiaochi glanced at him. Ye Jiming squinted and smiled lightly, but his hands were grasping Chi Xiaochi’s belt.

Wen Yujing glanced at Ye Jiming’s hand, tightly clutching his belt without saying a word. QWu7Mm

At this moment, 061 and Ye Jiming were clearly thinking of different people, but both felt a little uncomfortable.

As for Yan Jinhua, even he felt that he was redundant.

He didn’t expect Ye Jiming, who had always been cold-hearted, to treat him courteously. But he didn’t expect to be so alienated, as if they had never known each other.

What surprised him even more was Duan Shujue. fFcjtQ

In just three short months, Duan Shujue seemed to have been reborn. His face was still that beautiful face, but his temperament had settled down a lot. He bore no resemblance to the eager puppy looking forward to its owner returning home from the past.

…The contrast was scary.

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Especially after enjoying having the protagonist kneel and serve him, seeing the normal Duan Shujue, Yan Jinhua felt that something wasn’t right. He wanted to go up and strengthen their relationship. But on Duan Shujue’s left side was Wen Yujing, and on his right side was Ye Jiming. There was no room for him at all.

When he was getting restless, he heard his system mutter, “Strange.” PYrRUI

His system rarely spoke outside of announcing reward information, and the sudden sound startled Yan Jinhua.

After regaining his senses, Yan Jinhua said, “What’s wrong? Is there something wrong with Duan Shujue?”

“It’s not Duan Shujue.” The system replied, “…It’s Wen Yujing.”

“What?” JuAXWY

The system said, “The spiritual power emanating from his body is too regular.”

Yan Jinhua couldn’t understand. “Huh? Isn’t that normal?”

“…It’s too accurate, like the result of careful calculation.” After a pause, the system said, “Host, I can’t come to a conclusion yet. I need to observe a bit more.”

Yan Jinhua shifted his butt on the hot rock. “No. Your words are unclear, isn’t it just to tantalize curiosity? What are you trying to say?” 4twEz7

The system said, “I suspect that Wen Yujing is also a transmigrator like you.”

Yan Jinhua was surprised, but the more he thought about it, the more it made sense.

Of course, because he was also a transmigrator, he knew how to pick up secrets and committed to holding Duan Shujue’s thigh tightly. He suddenly rushed out at the Jingxu Sword Meeting, stole his pearl, and also robbed Duan Shujue as his disciple.

It was precisely because he was also a transmigrator that he bent over backward to please Duan Shujue. He coaxed Duan Shujue to be respectful towards him, even putting Yan Jinhua out of sight. hVPBq2

Because he was also a transmigrator, he knew that Duan Shujue had fate with the Mountain of Time and Rain, so he followed him to carry out the mission.

What worry about his disciple? What teacher for a day, a father for life? These were all excuses!

It turned out this was the real reason why his plans repeatedly failed!

Yan Jinhua instantly found the reason for his disappointment and defeat these days and said, full of hope, “What if it’s determined that he’s also a transmigrator?” johM4E

“Generally speaking, our system is exclusive.” After doubts arose, the system ran to check the relevant regulations. “It is clearly written in the charter that if a situation like this occurs, in order to ensure the progress of the mission on our system’s side, our upper-level system will directly intercept the signal sent by the other system, imprisoning and detaining it.”

Yan Jinhua couldn’t hide his joy, “In other words, he can be driven out directly?”

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The system replied, “Not entirely. He’ll be brought to our main god space to be temporarily imprisoned until he can explain where he came from. After we complete the task, he’ll be sent back to his place of origin. It is the obligation of each system to protect the host and successfully complete the task.”

Yan Jinhua hurriedly said, “Then why aren’t you doing it?” 2OtNMv

The system replied, “Host, don’t be impatient. This isn’t my role. I need to collect considerable evidence before I can report to my superior system and submit the report.”

Yan Jinhua had no choice but to clench his fists, trying to suppress his over-excited emotions, and began to plot a better plan for after “Wen Yujing” disappeared.

Once “Wen Yujing” lost his system, he would disappear or be beaten back to his original form.

At that time, his Shifu’s prestige would be wrecked, and Duan Shujue would lose his reliance. Jdo n0

But he still had the sword in the stone by his side, and even if Wen Yujing was gone, Chi Yunzi might not let him and Duan Shujue be together.

…He got it.

If he could destroy “Wen Yujing,” he could also destroy Duan Shujue.

As long as he took away the system of “Wen Yujing,” the transmigrator wearing the body of “Wen Yujing” would be exposed. He only needed to control him, lure him, and let him testify with the identity of “Wen Yujing” to ruin Duan Shujue’s reputation. Stealing medicinal pills and colluding with outsiders, his heart was impure. Any of these charges could bring down Duan Shujue, who was now highly valued by Chi Yunzi. Then, he would come forward to vouch for him, and Duan Shujue would be moved towards him. etuAlT

If he wanted to play it safe, he could simply kill “Wen Yujing.”

If Duan Shujue was accused of murdering his teacher, he would be completely ruined. The whole mountain might even hunt him down. As long as Yan Jinhua came forward to give him kindness, he would gain his gratitude, even possibly get back the sword in the stone and the Dinghai Pearl embedded on its hilt, and his next series of luck.

He could wait until his use-value was exhausted and then get rid of him…

Yan Jinhua was too excited, and his mind was full of salacious manipulations that he had seen in TV dramas before. So much so that when a terrifying coldness mixed with a woman’s fragrance climbed along their ankles, he failed to perceive it in time and fainted. kgUZnD

Translator's Note

Yet, another Journey to the West reference. “白骨精,” Baigu Jing or White Bone Spirit was a shapeshifting demon who desired to eat the monk, Tang Sangzang, due to a legend that says one can attain immortality by consuming his flesh. She disguised herself three times to appear before the monk, first as a village girl offering them poisonous fruits, then as the grieving mother of the village girl after Sun Wukong seemingly kills her, and finally as an elderly man who claims to have lost his wife and daughter.

Translator's Note

“三碗不过岗,” comes from the classic story of Wu Song in Water Margin. Wu Song passes by an inn near Jingyang Ridge, which has a banner reading “After Three Bowls, Do Not Cross the Ridge.” The innkeeper explains that their home-brewed wine is so strong that customers wouldn’t be able to cross the ridge.

Translator's Note

“穷山恶水,” a Chinese idiom meaning rivers and lakes that often cause disasters.

Translator's Note

A respectful title given to men in ancient China. It’s usually used to address young men from wealthy and noble families or scholars.

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“狗血淋头,” a Chinese idiom based on an old superstition from the book, Water Margin, saying that dog’s blood on the head of a demon would make the demon useless. Basically, YJM was really cussing him the fuck out.

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  1. 061 is too perfect 😂

    I wonder if 061 did that on purpose so that Yan Jinhua would focus his schemes on him.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  2. Why does the ending part sounds like the proverb, “Building castles in the air?” Lol he’s already thinking of profits when the necessary hardwork hasn’t even been done yet. Sadly, at such times man proposes, but God disposes and this could also be one of the reasons why a plan or any activity which is intended for oneself or others can be unexpectedly blown away if one doesn’t take required precautions or low luck as an unstable factor. Being impulsive in such situations would only lead to quick death and he’s really eager to put all his eggs in one basket (mean. betting his own life in one person/place) throwing the person away after squeezing out its use of a tool and disdain at people’s lives like a black-hearted ungrateful b* is what a true trashy scamming scumbag jerk is. Compared to CXC, he’s like a naïvey toddler, tsk tsk