Edited by: Fallen, Pierce, Akane
An old classmate of mine came back from travelling abroad and brought a gift back for me. It was a European 3D puzzle model of a western heritage site.
I liked it very much, and was very generous too, magnanimously inviting Zhao Gongzi to enjoy it with me and assemble it together.
Zhao Gongzi was extremely irritable though, and what’s more, he was very rough. He knocked the pieces over multiple times, saying that he didn’t have the time to do such girly activities with me.
I wasn’t like him, as I didn’t like forcing people into doing things. So, I picked up the phone and was going to phone Jin Xian’er to invite him out to come over and partake in such girly activities.
Zhao Gongzi grabbed my phone and shouted at me, “Fuck! You’re contacting him again! Fuck! You’re doing this on purpose! Fuck! If you dare contact him, then Laozi will kill you!”
I silently stared at him.
After he finished cursing at me, he pulled out the telephone cord, then hollered, “Laozi will assemble it with you!”
I laid back on the rug, and continued analyzing the puzzle.
Zhao Gongzi, well, he’s the type who has a lot to say. So when he also laid back down on the rug, he continued to spout curses and grumbles, “Fuck, you want a dog, Laozi takes care of the dog, you want to solve a puzzle, in the end, Laozi’s the only one who’s solving it, if you didn’t have me, then you probably wouldn’t even eat, but you still cheat on Laozi everyday, fuck this….”
At the same time as he swore and grumbled, he pieced together the puzzle model. As he grumbled and assembled the model, he suddenly hurled the pieces he had in hand onto the rug, raised his head and hollered, “You even fucking made eyes at the pork meat butcher!”
I’ve explained this a hundred times. At the time, I was buying some pork to feed the pig at home. Suddenly, a gust of devilish wind blew by. Some sand got into my eye. After rubbing at it for a long while, my vision was still blurry, so I asked the shop owner to help me take a look.
But every time I try to explain, I always get interrupted when I get past the first sentence’s last few words.
Zhao Gongzi would inevitably holler at me like he currently was, “Who the hell are you calling a pig?!”
“What? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
He hollered at me, “You’re insulting me again! You’re the pig! All pigs do is eat then sleep then eat again, so you’re the pig!”
Only pigs call other people pig, you pig.
I was subservient to certain people, so was afraid of this person, or more like, I was mainly afraid of this person’s dad, Master Zhao Si. Therefore I could only let it go to compromise, and continued to analyze the puzzle
Zhao Gongzi stopped talking as well, and continued piecing together the puzzle.
It was unknown how long we had been piecing it together, when he very ferociously said, “Okay, it’s done. Let’s sleep now.”
I carefully inspected it, then seriously said, “We’re not done with the back.”
He irritably said, “It’s enough if the front is done, who the hell’s gonna look at the back.”
“But I like doing the back properly.”
He shouted, “Like your mom! Go sleep!”
I asked, “Zhao Long, are you still a man?”
“You’re a fucking man too, aren’t you?! Go to sleep!”
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I threw the pillow onto the ground then picked it up, picked it up and threw it on the ground, threw it on the ground and picked it up, picked it up and threw it on the ground, threw it on the ground and picked it up, picked it up then threw it on the ground.
Zhao Long shouted at me, “Are you fucking going to sleep or not?!”
Fuck! I’m not sleeping anymore!
I picked up the pillow and threw it onto Zhao Long’s face.
He coldy shoved the thrown pillow under his head and continued to sleep.
This was too out of the ordinary. I stared at him and fell into a long period of contemplation.
It was widely known that Zhao Gongzi was ill-tempered, but recently he was unusually ill-tempered, especially towards me, as if he had something he was trying to hide from me.
Taking into account the fact that it wasn’t likely that he had some type of serious, proper matter, then he must have kept something improper from me.
I continued to think deeply.
I don’t like Zhao Gongzi, this is my personal matter.
I don’t like him, but I also can’t let someone else have him, this is a man’s matter.
How about I just end him, that way he won’t have the opportunity to cheat on me. So I hardened my heart, and pinched his nose shut.
Zhao Gongzi, with his eyes closed, coldly said, “Let go, otherwise I’ll hit you.”
I said that if you have the guts then hit me, otherwise you have to take on my surname, Zhao Gongzi then took the pillow underneath his head and threw it onto the floor, threw it onto the floor and picked it up, and then went to the living room and slept there.
If it wasn’t for the fact that he and I had to go back to the main manor tomorrow, I would have thrown his luggage out of the apartment right now. Keeping sight of the bigger picture was more important, so I’m going to go to sleep instead.
Da Ge had bought a hot spring in the town next to ours and built a hot springs resort on the land. It would be opening next month, so this month it was first going to be used for family and close friends.
Master Zhao Si loved it when it was lively and merry, and so brought the whole family on a trip to the hotel. What’s more, he put away past grievances and got Sixth Young Miss to inform Zhao Gongzi and me to join as well.
But Zhao Gongzi, as usual, wasn’t appreciative of others’ efforts and didn’t want to go. He was still persistently isolating himself from the others, and demanded that I avoid everyone with him. As such, that’s why he and I have been avoided by everyone for quite a while.
It was unknown if it was because of this reason, but the time that Sixth Young Miss told us on the telephone to meet up was three hours later than the actual time.
When Zhao Gongzi and I arrived at the main manor, there wasn’t a soul in sight.
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Fuck, I’m going to be scolded by my dad again, what’s the use in keeping you!”
“You purposefully misremembered the time that Sixth Young Miss told you, don’t push the responsibility onto me.”
Zhao Gongzi hollered, “Laozi didn’t do that!”
Everything that people do, the heavens see, deep down he knows what he did. He’s so annoying.
I’d originally decided to let it pass, but Zhao Gongzi was still going on, and he went on for three minutes. I had no choice but to argue with him with reason, “Last night, you pulled out the telephone cord, perhaps we had missed the call Sixth Young Miss gave us to tell us that she had given us the wrong time. Why did you pull out the phone cord?”
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Fuck! It was you who was going to call Jin Xian’er! You’re not allowed to call him! You’re not allowed to talk to him! Otherwise, Laozi’s going to kill you!”
It’s not like I was the one that wanted him to pull out the phone line.
But he’s being unreasonable, so I won’t try to speak reason to him.
I said, “Let’s go back.”
Just as we were going to leave, a baby noise sounded from a corner of the living room.
Zhao Gongzi didn’t even turn his head around, and heartlessly rushed me, “Let’s go.”
Sounds of sobbing and crying erupted from a corner of the living room.
Zhao Gongzi hollered at me, “Let’s go!”
Is he still human?
I hung up the phone. “Da Ge said that the Old Master and the others are still on the way and can’t be reached at the moment and that we should wait until they arrive and call us.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly sat by the left side of the sofa.
I sat in the middle of the sofa and looked at the right side of the sofa.
Zhao Gongzi stared at me, eyes piercing.
I did indeed say that I would ignore his little sister from the same mother and father, because at that time he seemed extremely pitiful. But now, it was a special case, his little sister looked even more pitiful than him.
No matter what, I’m unable to imagine what sort of circumstances could have caused everyone to forget an infant that was not even fully two years old.
Ever since Thirteenth Madam gave birth to Zhao Gongzi’s little sister, she has been acting quite strange. For example, her memory has gotten bad. Originally, she forgot she had a son, but now she’s forgotten she has a daughter as well?
There came a sound from the right side of the sofa once again.
I couldn’t help but look, so then the left side of the sofa dipped down with a thump.
I could only say, “She’s still a child.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “She’s already two years old.”
So you’re already thinking about how to marry off this two-year-old infant, like water that is splashed out?
I truly wished that Zhao Gongzi could understand, that the twenty-something-year-old me and him were the ones that were water that can't return, and what’s more, it was true that we were close to being unable to afford the costs of living in that apartment of ours. I also needed a new pillow, we couldn’t offend Thirteenth Madam, she’s our last support.
The most important thing is, we’re both human, when we see a two-year-old infant, we cannot leave them alone and abandon them.
I resolutely picked up Ninth Young Miss.
I didn’t know why, but the instant that I picked her up, Ninth Young Miss, who had just been babbling, immediately started crying and wailing.
I felt a stab of pain in my heart.
Could it be that after going through a harrowing life with Zhao Gongzi, I’ve already become so horrible to see?
Zhao Gongzi shook out the newspaper and started reading.
Good thing he and I won’t have kids, seeing how he is right now, I don’t want to have kids with him either.
Rinrin: Ninth Young Miss finally makes her appearance!
Sorry for the long wait! There’ll be some double postings soon~
Well..you tried ah MC
No problem, take your time. It’s good enough we get great translations! ❣╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯❣
thanks for the chapter <3
thanks for the chapter!
THEYRE BOTH ANNOYING LMAOOO 😭😂