Edited By: Akane, Fallen, Pierce
I couldn’t placate Ninth Young Miss, so I could only stuff her into Zhao Gongzi’s arms.
Zhao Gongzi shouted at me, “Fuck!”
“Shhh.”
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Shhh your mom!”
I was very afraid of Ninth Young Miss’ crying getting worse, yet she didn’t, she calmed down, then started babbling again. Then, she started grabbing at Zhao Gongzi’s clothes.
Zhao Gongzi swore at her, “Get lost.”
She smiled cheerfully.
My feelings were very complicated.
Zhao Gongzi said to me, “Take her and scram.”
“She’ll cry.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “The way you’re holding her is wrong.”
“Huh?”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “Come here, take her, and stay away from me.”
I tentatively picked up Ninth Young Miss according to Zhao Gongzi’s method. She really did stop crying, babbled a little, then cheerfully smiled at me with her big eyes.
Zhao Gongzi shook out the newspaper once more, then coldly said, “Stay away from me.”
I held Ninth Young Miss and sat on the sofa, waiting for the nanny to come. The nanny had assumed that today was a day off and had gone back to her hometown. She would need around five hours to get back here.
I had to endure Zhao Gongzi for five more hours. What’s more, I would have to keep this position for those five hours. Already, my arms were almost completely numb.
Suddenly, Ninth Young Miss took a mile when given an inch and babbled at me, then started blowing spit bubbles.
I glanced at Zhao Gongzi. “She’s blowing spit bubbles.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “That’s why Laozi finds her annoying.”
“Zhao Long, if you don’t tell me what she wants, I’m going to put her on your lap again.”
Zhao Gongzi said, “Hungry.”
“What should we do?” I asked.
“I’m hungry.”
“Oh.”
“Put her down and go cook something for me.”
He’s truly not human.
I stuffed Ninth Young Miss into his arms and went to cook.
He swore at me, “Qiu Yixin, don’t fucking doubt that Laozi will throw her onto the ground.”
I believed him, but I had no other choice.
Ninth Young Miss: “Hehehe.”
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I don’t know why Zhao Gongzi was so familiar with taking care of a kid, perhaps because he has gone on dates with a lady with a child, or perhaps he was already a man with a child, or perhaps, he wants to have a child. Of course, I cannot give birth, but I occasionally use this topic to tease him, which is very amusing to do. However, the night before yesterday when I had teased him with this again, he seemed to have thought of who knows what and got sulky.
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When it was time to eat, Zhao Gongzi put Ninth Young Miss in her nursery and came to the dining room. When he saw the pot on the dining table, he fell silent for several beats. He coldly asked me, “Qiu Yixin, what the fuck is with you this time?”
“An accident.”
Zhao Gongzi threw down his chopsticks, and was about to come hit me.
He was an unreasonable person, so, I could only use the emotional card. I told him if he hit me, then the child inside my womb was going to be aborted by him too.
Zhao Gongzi hollered at me, “Are you crazy?!”
I said, “If you don’t want this child, then fine, I’ll just raise him myself.”
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Qiu Yixin, is there something wrong with your brain?!”
I’d grown tired of living this type of bitter days, I can’t let my child be like me, and be born just to suffer.
I was going to divorce him, I was going to get out of this kind of traditional marriage, I was going to leave this man that always shouted and cursed at me. I can take on five jobs and still raise my child.
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Fuck, you’re crazy! Stop! Where are you going?! Qiu Yixin! Fuck, you want Laozi’s brat to call someone else Dad?! You can’t even if you die!”
He caught me, and pushed me down on the sofa, hollering, “I want it! Even if you give birth to a pig, Laozi will want it!”
He sure can joke, if what I gave birth to wasn’t a pig, then that wouldn’t be his brat.
He saw that I wasn’t speaking anymore, and hollered, “I already said that even if you give birth to a pig Laozi’ll want it, what’s with that expression? What issue exactly do you have with Laozi?”
Since he so sincerely asked, I answered clearly, “The back of the model hasn’t been pieced together.”
“Laozi will piece it together! Once Laozi goes back Laozi’ll do it for you!” Zhao Gongzi hollered, “Okay?!”
Okay.
For the sake of the child, I reluctantly forgave him and agreed to let him speak with the child.
Zhao Gongzi hollered at me, “Fuck! Are you not done?! Are you crazy?!”
I didn’t want to pay him any attention, so I got up to eat the noodles, which had already gone cold.
Zhao Gongzi followed behind me, grumbling nonstop, “Laozi doesn’t want to have kids, fuck, don’t be passive-aggressive. It’s not like Laozi wants brats, fuck, you fucking coward, you only act tough with Laozi.”
I don’t know what he’s saying, but I know that he’s cursing me.
And so, I solemnly told him, if he was going to continue swearing at me, then his baby was going to be gone.
“Fuck! Don’t mention that thing anymore!” Zhao Gongzi hollered.
It was his fault, yet he was hollering at me.
I also had my temper lit, my heart went chilly and disappointed, and went away to wander aimlessly.
Zhao Gongzi shouted, “Fuck, don’t find an excuse and go! You just don’t want to take care of a kid, you just want to run away by yourself and leave Laozi to stay here alone! Laozi has seen through you, Qiu Yixin!”
The both of us argued for a long time, and heard a babble.
I hurriedly said, “Ninth Young Miss woke up.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “How come you’re not saying that you’ll give birth anymore.”
I said, “I’ll give birth once we go back, otherwise it’ll be too easy to get mixed up with your little sister.”
Zhao Gongzi wasn’t afraid that I would have a miscarriage, and viciously slapped me on the stomach, then went to placate Ninth Young Miss. Her talent was astounding. I don’t know how she flipped out from her baby crib, opened the nursery door and crawled down from the second-floor staircase, but I know that that might have had something to do with how she had been forgotten and left home by everyone.
I cleaned up the dinner table and went to the living room. Coincidentally, I heard Zhao Gongzi threatening his little sister, “Fuck, if you say anymore, Laozi will pull—.”
I hurriedly covered his mouth in time, and told him that he was going too far, his little sister was at the age where she was learning how to speak, what if she copied his words?
Zhao Gongzi shouted at me, “Copy your mom!”
I covered Ninth Young Miss Jiu’s ears, and just as I was about to continue urging Zhao Gongzi to be a human, I suddenly heard, “Belly……big….knocked…up…”
Me: “……”
Zhao Gongzi: “…..”
Ninth Young Miss giggled, “Hehe”
Ninth Young Miss continued giggling, “Hehehe.”
She’s mocking me.
“I…….baby……hehe.”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “Deal with it yourself.”
Then what am I keeping you around for?!
Ninth Young Miss was continuously repeating that phrase. I was afraid that she would learn to say the full thing, so I could only read out the newspaper to her in the hopes that she would learn some other words.
Zhao Gongzi hollered at me, “If you take the newspaper, then what is Laozi going to read?!”
“Hehe.”
“G-give you…..”
I said, “One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger.”
Ninth Young Miss repeated, “Tiger.”
I said, “One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger.”
“Tiger! Tiger! Hit! One, two!”
“One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger.”
Zhao Gongzi cursed at me, “Fuck, you’re crazy.”
“Tiger! One, two, three! Hit the tiger!”
Very good.
“Give birth……”
I started up again, “One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger. One, two, three, four, five, go hit the tiger.”
“Tiger……babies…..”
The tiger ate its baby!
Calm down.
I can’t let Master Zhao Si hear that I am going to abort Zhao Gongzi’s piggy brat. No matter which part of this sentence, it was enough for Master Zhao Si to want to kill me.
Of course, if what Master Zhao Si heard was ‘I got knocked up’, it still wouldn’t be a good thing.
Although Zhao Gongzi and I didn’t want to go back to the main manor, but not wanting to go back and not having the face to go back were two very different things.
Zhao Gongzi picked up the phone and asked me, “What’s Jin Xian’er’ phone number again?”
I told him, and he shouted at me, “Fuck! I told you to forget it!”
Does he have a problem?
While he phoned Jin Xian’er he coldly took away the toy in Ninth Young Miss’ hands and put the receiver by Ninth Young Miss’ ear.
I heard Jin Xian’er’ voice. “Who’s crying? A little kid?”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “My little sister’s in my hands.”
Me：“……..”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “There’s no one else around.”
Me：“……..”
Zhao Gongzi coldly said, “I can lend her to you and let you play with her for an hour. After an hour passes, the nanny will come.”
Jin Xian’er replied, “I’ll come over immediately.”
Me：“……..”
Zhao Gongzi hung up, then coldly looked at me.
I can’t understand it. There’s a world that only he and Jin Xian’er can understand.
Jin Xian’er arrived very quickly, and was all smiles as he taught Ninth Young Miss to sing songs, say poems and tell stories, and finally, before the nursemaid came, he managed to get Ninth Young Miss to only be able to say, “Jin Xian’er, Xian’er, pretty, Xian’er, like, Xian’er, Jin Xian’er.”
Jin Xian’er has a type of magical charm, to get people to go along with what he says. Honestly, the process of me memorizing Jin Xian’er’ phone number was pretty much the same as this.
Zhao Gongzi’s Journal:
My dad’s pressuring me on getting a kid, he says that Qiu Yixin definitely wants to have one.
Fuck, Qiu Yixin’s so lazy that he doesn’t even care about the dog. Apart from me, he’s too lazy to care about anything, in the end it’s always me who has to take care of things, fuck, why the hell would we get a kid.
Rinrin: …Jin Xian’er is truly multi-faceted and multi-talented
So ..what happened to those leftover noodles? 😂
Thank you for the translation~
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thanks for the chapter <3
Thank you, I am really enjoying the story 🙂
Ninth young miss’ “Hehe” is really eloquent…hehe
Lol, this chapter. Lolol, jinger so multi talented. MC is just too funny. Thank you for the chapter.
thanks for the chapter!
THIS CHAPTER AND THE PREVIOUS ONE MAKES ME THINK— WHAT IF ZHAO GONGZI IS THE REAL NORMAL ONE HERE 😭
Zhao Gongzi is the normal one lol. Them having a whole arguement over the non existent baby killed me