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One day late at night, Yue Xingwen went to the library to check out some information, and as soon as he entered the door, he heard a cold mechanical voice ringing in his ears — Welcome to the ‘Escape From the Library’ real-life survival game. Library rules:

Credits can be obtained for each clearance, and the credits can be exchanged for field of study-related skill books or props;
Each department has a different subject course;
If you can’t pass the course, you will be obliterated!

The library was full of crises. In order to escape their life, the students trapped in the library crossed the sea with eight immortals and showed their remarkable abilities—

Department of Chemistry’s schoolmate: Acid, base, salt, chemical reaction melt everything!

Department of Physics’ classmate: Light, electricity, spring, magnetic field, gravity, the demons and ghosts stay away from me!

Department of Medicine’s senior: Scalpel, su

Everyone Knows I’m a Good Person

Quick Transmigration

Completed (219)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Power couple (108)Fluffy (90)Action (75)Adventure (69)Quick Transmigration (43)

Shi Qing’s task was to be a protector.

It was only after transmigrating to various worlds and eagerly counterattacking the villains there that he realized that he was the biggest villain of them all.

– A King that liked to conquer other worlds

– A Film Emperor that had a malicious personality

– A Blackened Young Master with deviant intentions

– A Schoolyard Bully that was overbearing to others

Afterwards the Gong that initially despised Shi Qing discovered:

– The Machine King that seemed like an invader was really a million-year old baby

– The Film Emperor that seemed malicious was secretly helping upcoming actors

– The Young Master that seemed to harbor deviant intentions was a pure-hearted boy

– The Schoolyard Bully that seemed overbearing was secretly in love

In the end….

The Entire World: He’s such a good person!

Caption: Various ways to wash your reputation white

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Ex-Husband’s Call

Modern

Romance (222)Completed (219)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Fluffy (90)Slice of Life (60)

After same-sex marriage is legalized, Tong Qiu didn’t expect to be part of the first batch of people shoved onto the marriage market. A relative set him up on a blind date with a man who had a handsome face and a great body, a police officer who used to work for the criminal investigation unit but became a uniformed officer after suffering an injury. Tong Qiu had a bit of a uniform fetish and the two of them got along well enough and so, under their families’ urging, they decided to tie the knot.

Before their wedding, they agreed that if they were incompatible after a year of marriage, they would get divorced and part on good terms.

A year later, Tong Qiu said, “Huo Zhixing, let’s file for a divorce.”

Huo Zhixing’s friend asked him, “He said he wanted a divorce and you just agreed?”

Huo Zhixing: “Of course I agreed. We have to respect other people’s decisions. If he wants a divorce, then he can have a divorce. All I have to do is win him back.”

Fantasy Farm

Modern Fantasy

Modern (177)Comedy (144)Supernatural (66)Slice of Life (60)

After being fired, Lu Qingjiu finally decided to return to his hometown to farm.

At first, he started raising a pig, and then he found that the pig could solve more high-level math questions than he could.

After that, he started raising a flock of chickens, and then he found that his own fighting ability was one-tenth of that of a single chicken.

Finally, Lu Qingjiu finally realised that this old home wasn’t quite right… Especially a certain person by his side who constantly stared at him day in and day out.

Lu Qingjiu: “Are you drooling because of the spicy stir-fry I’m holding or because of me?”

Bai Yuehu pointed at the stir-fry.

Lu Qingjiu: “Then can you let go??”

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Fate’s Cards

Modern, Original Novel

Modern (177)Comedy (144)Power couple (108)Adventure (69)Shounen Ai (46)Mystery (42)

Do you know how they say nice guys fall first? Well, I say there’s always someone to catch them!

Luca Carlucci, a guy that everyone likes is an all-round Mr Nice Guy, he has perfected a mask where he knows a smile earns the favour of people and sweet words are always a treat for them as well. He feels no one is capable of being compatible with his true self so he decides to play this farce.

Hirokazu Ibata, a guy who is a mystery to everyone, he knows relationships are a pain; be it romantic or platonic, so he simply chooses to be by himself. To him, relationships are scary as he has seen its horrors and the relationships he observed have always ended on bad terms. So he’d rather not partake in such things.

Fate is a funny thing. It brings together people who seem the least likely of being together. To the Fates, lives are like the many cards in a deck. Each one’s value is not much but their uses are plenty. These two guys, though both have plenty of differences, have their des

Fight the Landlord, Fall in Love

Modern

Romance (222)Completed (219)Modern (177)Comedy (144)Gaming (20)

A love story that came about due to Fight the Landlord.

Two eldest young masters who looked down on each other were forced into a blind date. Each discovered that the other was the immoral scoundrel who had poured cold water or thrown rotten tomatoes on him during a game of Fight The Landlord two days prior.

Now what?

Well, let’s secure a partner first and figure the rest out later.

Not really a gaming story – more business-related. Endless fluff + minimal angst + cute comedy = a marriage arrangement gone well 🙂

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Fool, Grandpa Can Transform!

Apocalypse, Unlimited Flow

BL (223)Romance (222)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Power couple (108)Fluffy (90)Action (75)Animal Characteristics (27)Apocalypse (25)Unlimited Flow (23)

As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.

Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…

At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.

He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his <<Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook>> suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!

Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—

Free Ren Yigu

Modern, Short

Completed (219)Modern (177)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Angst (75)Depression (5)Mental Illness (4)Unreliable narrator (3)

I suspect that I’m crazy.

That gangster stutterbug won’t even take mercy on a crazy person, oh my god. Where are his morals?

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Ever since I first met Xue Yaozu at the karaoke parlour where I work part-time, I started seeing him all the time. This self-proclaimed ‘old classmate’ definitely has some hidden, nefarious motive up his sleeves!

Why else would he ask about my job, where I live, and even if he can help me??? Not to mention the fact that he keeps trying to assure me that he’s not a bad guy! Sus! So sus!!!! Red alarms blaring type of sus!!

But anyways the bigger problem in my life is that I might be crazy. Insane. Mad. However you want to put it. And I mean the type where there’s really something wrong with me, something uncontrollable and life-ruining and in my brain, in my blood, and not just

Glory [e-sports]

Gaming, Modern

Romance (222)Comedy (144)Fluffy (90)Comedic Undertone (42)Gaming (20)e-Sports (12)

This novel is also known as [I was caught and brought back after using and tossing aside the Great Demon King of e-sports…]

Wei Xiao––the former rookie king of the league, now an accompanying player and trash talk king, had a stupefied look on his face!

Someone bought 10,000 games with him!

200 yuan a game, for a neat and tidy total of two million yuan!

Wei Xiao: “Boss, you didn’t miscount the zeroes, right?”

“No.”

“You want me to accompany you to play 10,000 games?”

“Mm.”

Wei Xiao was amazed. But just when he thought he’d encountered a generous fool and was having a good time deceiving and playing with them, he discovered the other party’s identity.

This person actually turned out to be his previous captain, the one whose hands were tired from accepting too many championship trophies, the one who made everyone feel fear when they heard his name, the Great Demon King of the league, Lu Feng!

Wei Xiao: “I’m sorry for

Gossip! The Prince and the Dragon, that shameless couple

Historical, Short

BL (223)Completed (219)Comedy (144)Sweet (89)Short (43)Medieval Fantasy (3)

Summary:

I am a princess.

After going through all the troubles of waiting for a dragon, the dragon asked me, “can you help me unscrew this cap?” So I snatched up the dragon, and finally found a prince – who took out his sword and carried the dragon back to his palace.

Dammit, I have to go back to be the queen regnant.

Translator has this to add:

Just a note, this novel’s POV character is the princess, but it is still BL as the plot is focused on the dragon and his prince.

If this novel sounds familiar, you might have read it before on another site. I’m the original translator, just moving most stuff over here, plus getting back into translations.

Grocery Store No. 514

Dropped, Modern

BL (223)Comedy (144)Fantasy (90)Supernatural (66)Horror (40)

Ling Huaan possessed peculiar eyes. He couldn’t see the living, but he has the ability to see ghosts. He runs a small supermarket, his profit had been obviously earned from the living people. But, his massive income actually came from finding out the cause of death of the wronged souls and helping them enter the cycle of reincarnation.

There is a saying that has been circulating in the Underworld:

The grocery store’s door is open. Ghosts must not come in if they have no money!

Jiang Chengyan is the captain of the criminal investigation team of Yuncheng Municipal Bureau. He’s busy everyday, and often works overtime. His dinner would mostly be instant noodles he had bought from the supermarket near the gate. But every time he would go out shopping, he’d always sense the gloomy atmosphere surrounding the market. But he’s a firm atheist, so there is nothing unreasonable for him to go. (Actually, I think the supermarket owner is quite a good-looking fellow and has good

Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Gaming

Completed (219)Modern (177)Comedy (144)School (59)Gaming (20)

The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.

After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow.

Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy — buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online.

With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?!

He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one

Heart has Ling Xi

Entertainment, Modern

Completed (219)Comedy (144)Sweet (89)

Ling Xi was discovered by a talent scout in an underpass.

His personality was optimistic, silly and his appearance delicate and pretty. Ling Xi who could only compose music and write lyrics, did not manage to be a superstar. His record sales were average and could only float in the entertainment world where newbies are always coming in. Until his agent used all his effort to obtain a job for him – to perform the ending song of a xianxia show and act a small role in it.

An Ruifeng was an extremely popular idol male god with mixed-race looks. Even though he debuted not long ago, he had the looks, the talent and a good background. Such a gifted person would have a number of rivalry scenes with Ling Xi in the show.

But what surprised Ling Xi even more was, the mighty An Ruifeng was actually very kind to a humble, insignificant singer like him, and willingly let him hug his golden thigh to increase exposure!

Gentle male god idol x Silly little artist

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Hell Chain Hotel

Modern Fantasy

BL (223)Romance (222)Modern (177)Comedy (144)Sweet (89)Supernatural (66)Modern Fantasy (5)

Wen Nuan found a job in the lobby of a hotel with a good salary, five insurances, and full room and board, but the name of the hotel was a bit unlucky——Hell Chain Hotel (The Underworld’s No. 1 Inn)

[Emperor Executive Suite] – 999,999 yuan (free breakfast)

Qin Shihuang: The magnificence of the suite is comparable to the E’Fang Palace, and it sets off my dignity. I am pleased!

[Sweet Couple Deluxe Room] – 5200 yuan (2-person couple’s breakfast)

Xiang Yu: Why did you put me in the same room as pretty boy Liu Bang? I have never seen such a weird double room! What, the hotel is full?

[Cobweb Theme Superior Room] – 1111 yuan (excluding breakfast)

Spider Spirit: I moved to B

Holy Institution

Modern Fantasy

Completed (219)Comedy (144)Fantasy (90)Action (75)School (59)Slowburn (57)Magic (4)Noble (4)

Having an outstanding tutor was the bare minimum of a good teaching environment.

This was the fundamental reason behind Di Lin choosing Saint Padeus’ Magic Institution.

But only after entering the school did he realize—

His imagination was too perfect, while reality was too disastrous. Friends were scarce, and the tutor was difficult to deal with.

The saying Di Lin passed down to later generations: “My glorious times… started from remaining silent.”

T/N: Shifting chapters over due to recent events (thank you, CG!) Will take some time as they have to be ported over manually. Thank you for your patience!

Honey and Ashes【ABO】

Modern

Comedy (144)NSFW (61)Omegaverse (55)ABO (14)Smut (14)Enemies to Lovers (12)Handsome Male Lead (6)Family Conflicts (6)Tsundere (6)Past trauma (5)Secret Identity (2)Strawberry (1)Shipwreck (1)Forced Living Arrangements (1)

In the lost promised land, they are Adam and Eve.

An unknown infectious disease has ravaged the world, claiming one-tenth of the population. Coupled with the increasing scarcity of resources, the countries of the world are competing for scarce resources, international border conflicts and fierce trade wars.

A shipwreck forces two people who have no connection to each other to live on an uninhabited island, in the lost Promised Land, they’re the Adam and Eve of the island, with no law, no rank, no rules, only (love) love～

Serious, pure-hearted Iceberg A & slutty, brainless beauty O

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How Could I Lose To Him

Modern, Modern, School

Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Power couple (108)Shounen Ai (46)Sports (2)

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1. The two private high schools have merged. The big bosses/fish of both schools find one another displeasing to the eye, and engage in both open and hidden conflict.

Sui Houyu looked at his counterpart and curled his lips disdainfully: He puts on such airs but can’t behave like a person.

Hou Mo stared back and sneered: Quite the Helen of Troy isn’t he – pretty enough to start wars over, and has quite the temper. Forget about being the most handsome guy in the school, you can be the school belle.

2. Sui Houyu had a manic mood disorder and severe insomnia but found that as long as he was close to Hou Mo, he could fall asleep.

From then on, Hou Mo had an additional little grumpy monster by his side.

3. After winning a doubles tennis match, the partners who then would arrange to duel/fight against one another on the rooftop, could only be Sui Houyu and Hou Mo.

After their teammates found out about the matter, they were filled with anxiety.

How Did He Differentiate From Omega to Alpha?

Interstellar, Short

BL (223)Romance (222)Completed (219)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Fluffy (90)Sweet (89)School (59)Omegaverse (55)mpreg (53)Shounen Ai (46)Short (43)Comedic Undertone (42)Interstellar (38)ABO (14)Coming of Age (4)Mecha (3)

Ruan Baobao, the little crybaby, has a secret—

He likes his deskmate Ling Yue, a fierce and cold Omega.

In Baobao’s mind, Ling Yue is super good-looking and cleaner than those Alphas.

So starting at the age of 15, Baobao makes a wish every birthday, hoping that Ling Yue will suddenly transform into an Alpha and match with him 100%!

On his 18th birthday, his wish came true.

Sure enough, someone was differentiated for the second time—from Omega to Alpha.

But—

It’s him!

No matter what, he became the one with the strongest mental power!

Why ? ? ?

Ruan Baobao’s eyes turned red as he cried: Wuwuwuwu, from my name阮 (Ruǎn, which is his name) and 软 (ruǎn, which means ‘soft’) sounds alike. Also, his name “Baobao” means “Baby” so >&l

How Did You Guys Become Boyfriends While Gaming

Gaming, Modern

Completed (219)Comedy (144)Sweet (89)Slight Angst (21)Gaming (20)Misunderstandings (16)Esports (3)MOBA (2)Crack (1)

Got a room with another straight man in a hotel’s love suite, sharing a single bed for one night.

Reuniting by the roadside on a certain day, being in another’s arms, and looking at his wild smile.

Hey, let me explain myself, don’t go ahead of yourself. I was just being a good Samaritan.

I had to help, even if I lied about being a straight man like you.

Are you running away after getting me excited? Let’s see what kind of ending you want today.

Author: Since you all asked for a wife chasing [tn co

I Also Want To Spiritually Cultivate With Shizun Today

Cultivation, Teaser

Romance (222)Comedy (144)Doting Love Interest (143)Fluffy (90)Cultivation (49)Xianxia (28)

Qi Shu, the eldest senior martial brother of the Kunlun Jian Sect, was an exceptionally talented, charismatic and handsome person. He’s the dream lover of all male and female cultivators in the cultivation world.

He had a secret.

He’s secretly in love with his Shizun.

——Gu Hanjiang, the head cultivator of the Kunlun Jian Sect, not only had a noble and benevolent temperament since young, he was also cold and strict, but he’s greatly fond of his own eldest disciple.

Qi Shu both valued his master and his teachings, so he hid his love for him for a long time.

Until one day, he learnt a secret.

His master was a rare human cauldron. To pass through tribulation and ascend, he must du