The Zombie Emperor's Domesticated CatCh6 - The Cat Master’s Blood-red Decree

When they got home, the first thing Fang He did was to hurry towards the kitchen. He quickly jumped onto Li Zhen’s table, waving his tail while meowing without caring about his image. His lunch has been given to the last fast cat in the same cage, Fang He is really hungry now. In order to have a good relationship with this owner, Fang He would endure and properly sell meng to him.

By the door, Li Zhen slightly hooked his lips and changed his clothes. He glanced at He-miao, who was waiting in the kitchen, and shook his head and laughed. Although the cat didn’t seem to care about the evil spirit he might have, Li Zhen still went into the bathroom. After taking care of himself first, he entered the kitchen door under Fang He’s expectant gaze. MlnXTY

However, when Fang He saw Li Zhen carrying the things he brought from the pet shop,  he felt a bit resentful. When Li Zhen tore open the package of cat food and poured out cat biscuits in the cat food bowl, Fang He cat’s paw stretched out. He wanted to eat fish floss made of dried fish, the unsuspecting Li Zhen held a few pages of paper and frowned at it. He didn’t even see Fang He’s little resentful eyes.

Fang He slowly moved to the cat food bowl. He doesn’t discriminate against anything, but he misses the small dried fish even more. When Fang He’s cat mouth ate the cat food, his jasper-like eyes slightly lit up. Although he felt a little awkward, to be honest, the cat biscuit that Li Zhen bought tastes pretty good.

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After devouring it, Fang He-mao rubbed his mouth with his paws. A moment later, he looked dumbfounded at Li Zhen, who actually took out the small dried fish and put it into the food processor to make fish floss. According to the pet shopkeeper, a little fish food for the kitten can help supplement calcium. His He-miao is still growing, so it’s okay to eat some small dried fish.

When the delicious fish floss was delivered to Fang He, Fang He raised the cat’s head to look at Li Zhen, and then at the fish floss. This was a blatant temptation. ZomHrh

Fang He is still just a kitten after all, and his appetite is not very large. The amount of cat biscuits that Li Zhen poured on the cat food bowl before was also quite large, so he is very full now.

But looking at the topped plate of fish floss, although it is only the amount of two small dried fish, it looked a bit too much after being turned into fish floss.

Fang He adhered to the good habit of never wasting food that he developed in the apocalypse, so he lowered his head again and ate the fish floss. The kitten’s belly made a purring sound instinctively. Comparing the two, he feels that the cat biscuits are not as good as this one.

Li Zhen looked at the snoring kitten eating fish floss made of dried small fish, and reached out and touched the kitten’s back. The kitten bent down softly along with his hand, a unique and gentle, smooth cat hair is very comfortable. When he reaches the tip of the tail, the kitten’s tail will slightly hook up to the side and unconsciously cross the back of his hand.

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When Fang He finished eating, he saw Li Zhen also stand up. He took out the cat litter tray, and all kinds of cat toys bought in the pet shop. Fang He glanced disdainfully, jumped off the table by himself, and ran into the bathroom by himself.

However, the toilet lid was covered. Fang He, who already had an intention to pee, squatted there with his head full of black lines. He has a feeling that there is no way he could open it with his paws.

Li Zhen followed Fang He into the bathroom. Seeing the kitten, He-miao, squatting in front of the toilet, he couldn’t help but laugh. He then put the litter tray in his hand next to the toilet.

Fang He-mao glanced at the litter tray with disdain. He sprang up, jumped to the toilet lid, and meowed straight at Li Zhen. The meaning is obvious. I don’t know how to use the cat litter tray, so I need you to open the toilet lid. dWxlFV

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Li Zhen’s ghost spoke out, “Get out of the way, I’ll open it for you.”

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Li Zhen frowned slightly, is this the look of his family He-miao being constipated?

After staring for a long time, Li Zhen still didn’t turn around. Fang He got angry, and let out a meow. But in Li Zhen’s ears, it sounded like an anxious cry.

Li Zhen immediately turned around and went outside to find the cat journal given by the shopkeeper to check if there is any content about constipation in kittens.

This Yama face finally left, and Fang He solved his own problems, after being stared at with that cold face, he almost couldn’t help it. lxn7Zg

Over there, Li Zhen was still checking whether there was any content in this area, when he heard a sound of the toilet flushing. Li Zhen, who was walking while holding the cat journal, looked at Fang He standing on the toilet tank. Frozen for a moment, this cat’s IQ seems a bit unusual.

Fang He flicked his tail proudly, he jumped off the toilet tank, then hopped onto the sofa, and turned into a fur ball. His cat’s eyes scanned Li Zhen, thinking about how to communicate with the cat owner.

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Li Zhen looked at Fang He, then chuckled. He found a cat toy that looks like a gray mouse and threw it on the sofa. At this time, the takeaway he ordered has arrived. Li Zhen gave the money to the delivery man and took the take away. He then put it on the coffee table and poured a glass of water, and started eating.

Fang He glanced at the grey mouse toy disgustingly. He raised a paw and threw it aside. He then squatted down and watched Li Zhen eat. c0J1N4

Li Zhen ordered food from a nearby restaurant, and it was delivered every day in a different way. He has always been indifferent to what he eats, having light and healthy food is enough.

Fang He glanced at it and felt that his dried fish was definitely not as delicious. His cat’s eyes continue to stare at his owner with Yama face, thinking of the countermeasures in his head; he won’t let his owner think he is a monster first.

However, at this moment, Li Zhen’s cell phone rang suddenly.

“Captain Chen? Something?” Li Zhen finished eating and connected the phone xF9V4Q

Fang He leaned slightly to listen to the voice on the phone. It was still the familiar rough voice. Even before that, this Captain Chen called Li Zhen from his phone.

“Li Zhen ah, I beg you to do a job, okay?” Captain Chen’s voice over there sounded a bit dull with a low voice.

“Speak?” Li Zhen put down the chopsticks in his other hand.

“I just came to see the victim on the scene. This person, forensic doctor Liu, didn’t say anything.” CrTFOH

“Not going.” Li Zhen bluntly refused. Although some of the judgments he gave to Chen Weiming every time were the truth, it still doesn’t meet the regulations. Had it not been for his softly grinding hard foam, he could only revealed some of the more realistic situation so that Chen Weiming could collect clues.

“Do not ah, forensic doctor Liu refused to say anything. You should come over and have a look, and judge whether the murderer is a human or a beast. Those tooth marks, no matter how I look, they look like human’s.”

Fang He squinted his cat’s eyes slightly when he heard it. He was relatively sensitive to this kind of thing recently. Although the apocalyptic outbreak is the day after tomorrow, it seems that the initial emergence of people infected with the virus was much earlier. U Wi5m

Thinking of this, Fang He became a little nervous. He jumped onto Li Zhen’s leg, and rubbed Li Zhen’s clothes vigorously.

Li Zhen rubbed the kitten’s back with his hands, and continued to refuse, “Take a picture and send it over.”

“How could a photo have a clear view of the scene? Please, Li Zhen, just came here, just give it a look. Looking at these tooth marks, I feel a little hairy.”

Li Zhen frowned and touched the kitten’s paw for a while, “Send me the address.” R1xFoS

“Yes, but the problem seems to be a bit serious, and it’s a bit disgusting. You’d better come here after eating.” Over there, Captain Chen glanced at the corpse that had been chewed up almost to the bones, a little nauseous.

Li Zhen hung up the phone, but his family He-miao exploded. Grabbing his clothes tightly with his paws, a pair of jasper-like cat eyes stared at him, meowing and meowing.

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D*mt it, Fang He swears. For now, Li Zhen is engaged in a high-risk occupation. If this is really a corpse gnawed by a zombie, if Li Zhen accidentally contracted the virus, Meow! What a thing!

Li Zhen looked at the kitten who was holding him without letting go, and just hung on him as he packed up his things. When Li Zhen walked to the door, Fang He was furious, and slumped in front of Li Zhen’s chin along with his clothes. Fang He stared at him with his cat’s eyes, he meowed and screamed. Fang He, who couldn’t speak human words, didn’t know how to stop him. khaJ27

“Hey, He Miao, I’ll be back in a while.” Li Zhen stroked the kitten’s back to appease it.

Fang He continued to scream. He thought it would be easier after being adopted by this person. As long as he finds a proper way, he can let this person know the end of the world in advance and could prepare something in advance. He wasted so much time. He finally made up his mind to show his card, but this person is so good, and just went rushing towards the suspected virus. Aren’t you looking for death like this?!

However, Li Zhen is a workaholic.  A few words from CaptainChen have already aroused his interest. He must go on this trip. He hardened his heart and used a little more effort to lift the kitten down, and set it aside. Then he quickly went out and closed the door.

Fang He stared at the closed door stupidly. He yelled angrily and ran to the kitchen. He knocked over a bottle of ketchup that was sitting on the table with small dried fish to the floor. QJE9Mp

The glass bottle broke and the blood red ketchup burst open in a different kind of excitement.

Fang He jumped off the table, carefully avoiding the broken glass. The cat’s paw was stained with ketchup, he turned his head and saw the blank space under the decorative painting in the living room, and ran over quickly.

Fang He ran back and forth twice and finally finished writing the words he wanted to write. He looked at the bloody crooked handwriting with an inexplicable sense of horror.

“There’s an alien virus outbreak. Li Zhen, you idiot, if you don’t prepare supplies, just wait to die.” INhcKE

 

Translator's Note

鬼使神差 – /guǐshǐ-shénchāi/

Describes involuntarily doing something that he didn’t want to do, like a ghost secretly instructing him.

Translator's Note

軟磨硬泡- /Ruǎnmó yìng pào/

Chinese idiom, which means entanglement with various means. Also to coax and pester.

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21 comments

  1. I don’t want Li Zhen to get hurt but at the same time I’m looking forward to seeing the emergence of the zombie emperor!

  2. Well…. I guess your message came too late :’D

    If he were his cat for longer, I’d advise LZ to listen to his animal since animals senses are so much better than the human one’s. Even if our cat here isn’t a.. real cat in that sense xD

    Thx for the ch ٩(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )و

  3. Thank you for the chapter!

    (Also I noticed a few spelling mistakes. ^^)

    Last fast cat = Last fat cat (based on the previous chapter mentioning the cat was chubby)

    [His lunch has been given to the last fast cat in the same cage, Fang He is really hungry now.]

    Take away = Takeaway

    [Li Zhen gave the money to the delivery man and took the take away.]

    Fang He selling meng though is quite funny. Rest in peace pride~