The Zombie Emperor's Domesticated CatCh5 - He-Miao

Fang He’s cat’s eyes opened wide, and looked at Li Zhen with great expectations. Coming back after a change of heart? Take me in, you will never regret it!

Li Zhen lowered his head and glanced at the kitten. It’s bright light green eyes that were almost shining were extremely gratifying. G20SeI

In fact, he was very busy at work today, but unlike in the past, he can’t devote himself to work fully, and was always thinking of this kitten from time to time. This kitten is different from any pet he usually sees. There is a very clever and intelligent charm in its eyes. The moment before he finally left the pet shop, there seemed to be a sense of anxious panic within the kitten’s jasper-like eyes.

Li Zhen hurriedly completed his work for the day, provided more detailed information on the scene to the detective captain, and hurried over. Fortunately, he came, otherwise he don’t know where the kitten was going again.

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Fang He looked at him expectantly for a while, but he didn’t see any reaction from Li Zhen, and was anxious. If you don’t want to adopt him, please be kind enough to let him run away to make his own living! Tomorrow is the end of the world, and being put back in the cage again would be killing this cat!

The shopkeeper over there finally tended to the cat’s paws of the tabby cat, and put the cat into the cat carrier left by the owner. When he raised his eyes to see Li Zhen, the corners of his mouth moved, and he smiled stiffly, then said, “It’s you, do you need anything?” 3LM9wK

Li Zhen held Fang He in his hand and raised his hand, “Didn’t I ask you to find him an owner? Why did you let him run away again?”

The shopkeeper finally reacted and saw the kitten in Li Zhen’s hand. He smiled stiffly and looked back at the cat cage. It is estimated that at some point, it was scratched open. This kitten is really against the sky, but he still has to walk over and put the lock back on.

Fang He almost wanted to cry without tears when he heard this. He was so unlucky. Is this Li Zhen going to let the shopkeeper shut him back and wait for others to come and buy him? Meow, how can this work! Fang He, who was suddenly driven by evil spirits, scratched Li Zhen’s wrist with a claw. I don’t believe you, let go!

Li Zhen was scratched. After a slight pause, he turned the kitten’s body and looked at the kitten’s eyes that seemed to widen in anger. He raised his brow. Because of the suffocating aura on his body brought by the autopsy, these pets, not to mention scratching him, just seeing his shadow, they will probably immediately disappear. This kitten really surprised Li Zhen. Not only was he not afraid, but he dared to resist. Li Zhen retracted his hand that was scratched by the cat. Holding the kitten in one hand, he rubbed the kitten’s neck soothingly.

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He couldn’t believe that he didn’t let him go, Fang He struggling to stretch out the cat’s paw. Just when he was about to scratch Li Zhen’s other hand, a red string fell on his neck, making Fang He dumbfounded. Looking down at the peach-core bell hanging around his neck, the cat paws fiddled with it, and then saw that it was stained with Li Zhen’s blood. He suddenly felt weak.

Fang He raised his eyes and saw Li Zhen smile slightly. Although his smile still felt like a sneer, Fang He clearly understood what he meant. This handsome guy with the face of Yama is planning to adopt him! Fang He wanted to roll on the spot.

Li Zhen raised his eyebrows while looking at the peach-core bell that the kitten was wearing. It’s just right. This thing was given to him by his older sister. It was made from peach seed. It doesn’t make any noise, but the hand-carved look was quite delicate. This thing was forced to him by his older sister, who ordered him to carry it around with him. She said that she had asked for his fortune from the mountain, and said that his profession would attract evil, and that he had a bloody disaster this year. So she bought him a peach-pit bell from the entrance of the temple to ward off evil spirits.

He thought that the bloody disaster was brought by this kitten. Li Zhen glanced at the slightly bleeding claw mark. He was a very fierce kitten, he liked it. k4a2PK

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The shopkeeper looked at the interaction of the person and the cat, and the corners of his mouth twitched. For many years, he hasn’t met this kind of poop shoveling officer. This is the first time he had seen such a sharp contrast between a person’s face and action, and it was also the first time he’d seen one that could soothe a small milk cat with such a frosty face.

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Using the iodine given by the shopkeeper to clean the small wound, Li Zhen once again looked back at the shopkeeper and said, “I’ll buy this kitten.”

The shopkeeper hesitated, “Are you sure? Do you know how to take care of a cat?”

Li Zhen frowned, “Do I still need to answer such questions to buy your cat?”

The shopkeeper shook his head, “That’s not true, it’s just that this kind of kitten is more tedious to take care of and it hasn’t been trained yet. Pooping and peeing and so on may require you to specifically train them by yourself, and it takes a great deal of patience.” FO40fY

It’s hard for the shopkeeper to imagine a person chasing after the kitten and tidying up everywhere. Is this person really not going to kill the kitten out of rage?

Fang He speechlessly rubbed his face with cat paws. Does he really need special training? He must let Li Zhen see what a smart cat is, a worry-free cat!

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“Are there any related books?” Li Zhen is not worried about this at all. When he was taking the forensic exam, he didn’t go downstairs for a month, and turned over all the relevant books at home and abroad. He is confident that raising a kitten shouldn’t take much effort. Besides, keeping pets has always been his dream. After all, it’s not that easy to find a kitten who doesn’t fear the evil spirits on him.

The shopkeeper was really surprised. With this attitude, this man should be a cat lover. “There is no book, but I have a cat journal that I made, I can give you a copy. That, even though the cat’s mother, Heimei, has been given an injection, this one has just been given a shot. But just to be safe since you get scratched by the cat, you may need to get a rabies vaccination, which takes five shots and takes a month.” x5nR p

Fang He glared, yes, I am sick. The resentment of being locked up caused Fang He to wave his cat’s paws at the shopkeeper, come here and let me scratch you. The day after tomorrow is the big zombie virus outbreak, it may be better to die from rabies than to be eaten by zombies.

Li Zhen nodded, “You give me a set of everything the kitten needs.”

“Okay, well, I’ll just give you this kitten, but I will find all other things for you and you have to pay for that.” The shopkeeper was not worried about the customer’s cold face, and turned around to find the things for Fang He.

Li Zhen didn’t refuse, and he paid all the things directly, but Fang He was distressed when Li Zhen paid the money. If the money is used to buy supplies, he can buy a lot of things. Buying such a pile of cat food and cat toys, could they even use it, ah? uaoJZi

However, Li Zhen seemed to be happy to spend the money and took the kitten out of the pet shop.

The kitten, Fang He who got out of the cage was particularly excited. When Li Zhen put him in the car, Fang He threw his tail excitedly and squatted comfortably on the co-pilot.

After putting everything inside, Li Zhen sat in the car and took a look. He chuckled and rubbed the kitten’s head with his hand.

Fang He’s head was rubbed, and felt a little resentful. He turned his head and glared angrily with his cat eyes at Li Zhen. cDd4mg

Li Zhen seems to be unaware of it, and keeps on rubbing the kitten’s head. The feel of the soft and smooth fur was especially great. “I’ll just call you He-miao.”

Name? Fang He was stunned for a while, and a vague memory flashed in his head. It seemed that someone had called him He-miao when he was young. Is He-miao his nickname? It’s a pity that Fang He, who has lost a lot of his memory, can’t remember it anymore.

Fang He thought this person would go straight to the clinic to get some vaccine, but Li Zhen went home directly. Fang He, who was picked up again, was anxious for a while, but it didn’t matter anymore. Even if this person goes, he could only get the first shot. The rest was estimated to be suspended. Who would even give him a vaccine when the end of the world is coming.

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The author has something to say:

This chapter is a bit short…in the next chapter, my family He-miao is going to write a decree~


Sunnyshies Short Theater: eJIkNV

The shopkeeper, staring suspiciously at Li Zhen: “Can you really take care of the kitten?”

The shopkeeper tried to imagine it– Li Zhen running around chasing after the kitten with a cold face.

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Li Zhen, scooping poops all over the floor with a cold face.

Li Zhen, wiping on the floor with a cold face. eTozYj

In the end, it turned to– Li Zhen, bathing the struggling cat on the sink with cold water. Having gotten many scratches, the cold face man finally snapped, and finally drowned the kitten.

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In reality, under the shopkeeper’s suspicious eyes, Li Zhen frowned, and seriously answered: “Yes!” I just need books, maybe I could write some journals on how to keep a cat, or write some reviews about the cat food the kitten likes. 8TFNBa

Meanwhile, Fang He: “…” I’m so smart, do I still need to be trained?

 

(t/n : I’m addicted to writing short theater, what to do…btw, it will took a while for the apocalypse to start. But he author gave a full fluff interaction chapters before everything happens.) wknMA6

I just wasn’t to try this spoiler function.

chapter 10 is the specific start of apocalypse. Chapter 9 was just a trailer for apocalypse. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡

 

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16 comments

  1. I’m sensing a backstory. Can’t wait to see how this story progresses! Thank you for your hard work!

  2. Such a cute cat❤️

    Btw, Fang He returned back to the past before apocalypse. So what happened to his real body now? His real body should still be a little kid somewhere right?

    • This is just a guess, but there might not have been a human Fang He to begin with. Apparently 6 months for a cat is already about 10 years for a human. I had to look it up, since I knew dog years was about 7:1.