The Villain's Attack PlanCh39 - King of Competitiveness

Qin JiaHe: !

The little piglet completely did not expect his big brother to be such an ass, eating solo without sharing. He stared at Qin JiaShu with big round eyes, mouth secreting saliva wildly. j76nJX

“Gege, does it taste good?”

Actually, Qin JiaShu didn’t like eating candy. A few seconds after placing it in his mouth, he immediately felt it was disgustingly sweet. However, seeing the little brat’s expression of yearning, Qin JiaShu still spat out two words nonchalantly: “Tastes good.”

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Qin JiaHe secretly smacked his little lips a little, his big eyes never even moving from the candy, yet simultaneously too embarrassed to ask his big brother. After all, gege only had two to himself.

Qin JiaShu raised an eyebrow: “Want to eat it?” SWKjid

The little brat didn’t know how to conceal his thoughts and nodded very honestly: “Yes.”

Saying this, his little hands clenched into little fists in anticipation. His round, dumpling-shaped face was filled with yearning and envy.

Unexpectedly, Qin JiaShu stuffed the remaining lollipop back into his pocket: “Eating candy is not allowed before sleeping.”

To the little piglet who’s only 4 years old, this was undoubtedly a second heavy, mental blow.

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Although the yearning was very strong in his heart, he also knew that gege was doing this for his own good.

Mama also told him before that he couldn’t eat sweets before sleeping. If he ate candy before sleeping, bugs would eat his teeth. It’s not that his big brother refused to give him any, he was saving him.

For a second, Qin JiaShu turned magnanimous inside the little guy’s heart again.

Following his big brother’s words, Qin JiaHe said like a chirpy little bird: “XiaoHe is sleeping, not eating.” 8M4vkT

Seeing this, Qin JiaShu didn’t reply. He quietly sat next to the child’s bed. This bed was custom made to Qin JiaHe’s measurements. A 1.9 meters tall guy with long legs like him looked very out of place sitting on top of it.

Seeing Qin JiaHe calming down completely and stop moving around randomly, he decided to get up and leave.

Seeing his big brother about to go, the little guy jumped up suddenly from the bed, alarmed. From Qin JiaShu’s point of view, it looked just like a ball of meat bouncing upwards.

Qin JiaShu: …… 2KkV5Z

“Gege, Gege is not going to stay with XiaoHe?”

“Lay down.”

Qin JiaHe has always treated his big brother’s words as imperial verdicts. He obediently laid back down.

However, his little mouth continued to speak nonstop: “Where is gege going?” OZg B4

“To sleep.”

Hearing this, Qin JiaShu hastily scooted his butt to the side, planning to make a spot for his big brother.

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However, compared to that pitifully small children’s size bed, Qin JiaShu was practically like a giant.

Qin JiaShu ignored the little guy’s action and said coldly: “Real men sleep alone.” DTigU9

Qin JiaHe was shocked. Who would have expected that his big brother had such high hopes for him. Instantly, he patted his little stomach and said in a soft baby tone with an expression of seriousness: “Gege, XiaoHe will sleep by himself!”

Qin JiaShu didn’t look at him anymore. Opening the door, he walked out.

The little piglet was very happy because of his big brother’s words. He secretly climbed up and planned to record Qin JiaShu’s words into his children’s smartwatch. Everyday three times can be considered engaging in reflections three times a day to improve one’s self-awareness. Qin JiaHe got off the bed and ran off in his short little legs to grab the smartwatch.

“Real men sleep alone.” Bd0K4g

“Eating candy is not allowed before sleeping.”

However, as soon as he finished saying these words, the young child realized that something didn’t seem quite right. His big brother said that eating candy wasn’t allowed before sleeping, but his big brother just ate one himself a second ago.

At this time, Qin JiaHe’s little head sank into a huge befuddlement. Yet, he didn’t want to question Qin JiaShu. If Ji FengChang were here, he probably would have answered his question on the spot.

Resoundingly and forcefully, in a very definitive tone. VuUZ4b

Because your big brother is an ass.


As soon as Qin JiaShu walked into his room, he threw the disgustingly sweet candy into the trash can. Adam’s apple rolling, he picked up the cup and took a few sips of water.

Raising his hand, he took off his school uniform. This movement made the other piece of candy in his pocket fall onto the ground.

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Qin JiaShu looked down. The room fell silent for a moment, then came the sound of a drawer opening and closing. vjwPFx

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[System: Young man! Stop sleeping, you’re home!]

Wen ZhiChu’s eyes were both tightly shut. b8xEza

[System: Young man! You’re home!]

Wen ZhiChu’s breathing was slow and even.

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[System: Young man! You dropped your money!]

Wen ZhiChu abruptly opened his eyes: “Where?” RQ0Wes

[System: …… If you didn’t wake up, you’d have to spend 1 more yuan to return home.]

Wen ZhiChu patted himself on the cheeks, attempting to dispel the drowsiness: “So late at night, please don’t tell horror stories.”

Skycat Genie: ……

When Wen ZhiChu got home, it was almost 10pm. Taking out the key, he opened the front door. YEv02D

[System: Will the little animals appear today as well?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Depends on fate. After all, fate is determined by the Heavens.”

Everytime he returned home at night and opened up the light, it was just like opening a mystery box. After all, adorable little animals always appeared in the dark of the night.

Immediately afterwards, he was seen taking a deep breath. Abruptly opening the light, brightness instantly filled the entire room. The floor was completely clean and empty, without any crawling animals. eXSpIg

[System: They actually didn’t come out.]

“Come out to do what?”

[System: To say hi to you of course.]

“……” lsa6Xd

There’s really no need for that.

Wen ZhiChu thought for a moment: “Perhaps it’s because I increased the amount of croak medicine for the little animals yesterday.”

Hearing this, Skycat Genie was shocked: !

Well damn, here it was really thinking that it was predestined by fate; who would have thought this was orchestrated by man. d9hZX8

After a day of hard work, Wen ZhiChu put down his bookbag and collapsed onto the sofa, limp like a blob of jello ready to melt.

It was quiet all around. After a short while, the youth that collapsed onto the sofa released a sound that verified that he was still breathing: “Skycat Genie.”

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[System: I’m here.]

“Do you hear it?” q1IsEX

[System: Hear what?]

“A soundless cry.”

[System: Whose?]

Wen ZhiChu: “My stomach.” 7U3YZP

Skycat Genie: ……

Dinner was at 5:30pm. This entire evening of self-study, Wen ZhiChu had been rushing about in the process of trying to find Qin JiaShu. It’s inevitable that his stomach would get hungry.

As a result, he slowly got up like a snail and planned to head to the kitchen and check the fridge to see if there was anything to eat.

However, because he usually ate dinner at school and bought fresh food on the weekends, right now, besides three different kinds of vegetables, there was nothing else to eat. WIckuz

Wen ZhiChu rummaged through the cabinets and found a white daikon inside the cracks as well. He didn’t know how to cook food, only boiling some simple noodles. These vegetables can all be added into the noodles. However, there were no noodles right now so these vegetables were the main course.

Boiling the water, he placed the vegetables into the pot, an assortment of greens.

[System: Why are all of these vegetables green?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Because love.” dVkZsT

Skycat Genie: ?

 

With a profound look, Wen ZhiChu: “The color of love is green.”

[……] TZEyoA

He added some salt plainly into the pot. After cooking it thoroughly, he laddled the food into a bowl. Looking down, it was entirely green.

Wen ZhiChu picked up a strand and placed it in his mouth.

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[System: How does it taste?]

“The taste of healthiness.” G6Hl7a

No oil, low salt.

[System: What kind of taste is that?]

Wen ZhiChu: “Terrible.”

Skycat Genie: …… oYZzuV

Following the principle of not wasting food, Wen ZhiChu still finished eating this bowl of green leaf ‘noodle’. Then he walked into the bathroom to wash up. Looking up and seeing himself in the mirror, he was shocked.

He saw several red fingerprints still lingering on his face. Instantly, he swallowed hard.

Seeing this, Skycat Genie didn’t tell Wen ZhiChu to ‘persevere through hardship’ like before.

[System: In the future, you should try to avoid the protagonist.] 7R8MPU

Wen ZhiChu was shocked. He even started stammering at Skycat Genie: “You…you have a conscience now!”

Skycat Genie: ……

Just pretend I didn’t say anything.

After washing up, Wen ZhiChu laid in bed and planned to look at the phone for 10 minutes before bedtime. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened WeChat, a friend request notification jumped out. f9 BzC

Wen ZhiChu opened it to look. The introduction for the friend request wrote: “Are you still accepting writing commissions? I want one.”

Seeing that it was for a writing commission, Wen ZhiChu’s eyes instantly lit up in this dark night. He raised his hand and accepted.

[Please call me Beauty: Ghostwriter, hello.]

[Greenhouse Mushroom: Beauty, hello.] rJqBNa

[Please call me Beauty: As expected of a ghostwriter, such a sweet talker.]

Already so old, yet this was Wen ZhiChu’s first encounter of getting praised for being a sweet talker. For a second, he felt somewhat embarrassed.

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Skycat Genie looked at this little stutterer, who was losing himself in the praises, and said coldly.

[System: Don’t be tricked by these words. It’s not like you’re blind.] EPwvhY

Wen ZhiChu: ……

[Please call me Beauty: Are you still accepting commissions? Are you from YiZhong high school? Does it include delivery?]

Facing the other’s three deadly questions one after the other, Wen ZhiChu typed on the keyboard with a staunch gaze.

[Greenhouse Mushroom: Yes to everything, including delivery.] zpYo81

[Please call me Beauty: Delivery is good. I’m not from YiZhong. I want you to write a letter on my behalf for Zhou Qing in Class 1. Is that alright?]

Skycat Genie: [Why does this name sound so familiar?]

Wen ZhiChu explained: “It’s that female student who’s always studying during my transactions in Class 1.”

[System: The fellow patient who also has selective blindness just like you?] t1UFA8

“……”

[Greenhouse Mushroom: Of course you can. Do you have any requirements?]

[Please call me Beauty: The learning atmosphere at YiZhong is very stressful. She’s a very competitive person in terms of studying. I want you to write something that will enlighten her on school stress. However, since young, she has always only been interested in studying. So I hope you do not impede her studious competitiveness, but rather give her motivation and encouragement. Relaxing is only secondary here. Motivation is first.]

Wen ZhiChu recorded them one by one. QM 8YN

[Greenhouse Mushroom: Is there any request for the word count?]

[Please call me Beauty: 200-300 words. How much money?]

Wen ZhiChu calculated for a moment: [10 yuan.]

After arranging this business transaction, Wen ZhiChu climbed out of bed. zV8A7E

[System: Is there any point? Isn’t it just 10 yuan.]

Wen ZhiChu was shocked: “How can you talk like that about my two meat dishes tomorrow.”

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Skycat Genie: ……


The second day, Wen ZhiChu got up bright and early to get to school. On the road, he even exchanged some money with Skycat Genie, planning to stuff them inside Qin JiaShu’s locker later to return his debt. mxQtKZ

Just as he had expected, the receiver of the underground transaction this time was already present early in the classroom, engaging in her grand task of competitive studying.

Hearing noise from the entrance, Zhou Qing shifted her gaze from the practice exam questions. When she saw Wen ZhiChu, the vigilant expression in her eyes vanished instantly. With an expression of experience and understanding, she said: “I don’t see anything.”

Wen ZhiChu: ……

No, this time you need to see me. L75PwC

Wen ZhiChu walked to her with the letter in his hand: “This…this is for you.”

Zhou Qing gave him a baffled look: “What’s this?”

The commissioner said that there was no need to keep her information concealed, therefore Wen ZhiChu said: “Your… friend asked me to write this letter for you. Take a look.”

Zhou Qing put the letter to the side: “In a bit.” 5idq10

After saying this, she looked down and continued to do practice questions. However, the commissioner requested to see her initial response. Seeing Zhou Qing not looking at the letter, Wen ZhiChu felt somewhat panicked.

After all, the other had told him that Zhou Qing was crazy about studying. When she’s studying and puts aside something saying she will do it in a bit, then congratulations, she will never remember to do this thing ever again in her life.

Seeing Wen ZhiChu still parked in front of her, Zhou Qing asked with bewilderment: “Is there anything else?”

Wen ZhiChu looked at the letter placed aside on the desk: “You’re not going to open to take a look?” Ia0mcJ

Hearing this, Zhou Qing said: “I’ll consider it when I have time.”

Wen ZhiChu advised: “It’s best… to look at it now.”

“Why?”

Otherwise, the delivery will be overdue. Nhyiau

Wen ZhiChu: “Your friend entrusted me sincerely to give…give it to you.”

Zhou Qing picked up her pen: “We can talk about it after I finish the multiple choice questions.”

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However, there were at least 15 multiple choice questions.

Wen ZhiChu doubled down and released vicious words: “If you don’t look now…you’ll get half the questions wrong.” vtzDH3

The pen placed on the practice questions paused, Zhou Qing looked up: “You’re really very brutal.”

“……”

However, this casually released superstition was very effective. Zhou Qing picked up a corner of the letter. Upon seeing the sender’s, her eyes lit up. It was her best friend of three years from middle school. Although they weren’t in the same high school now, they still maintained a good friendship.

“Zhou Qing, hello. This is a letter of encouragement to help you relax. I know ever since you tested into YiZhong, you’ve been experiencing enormous school pressure. However, considering your eccentric personality, you’re probably enjoying the moment anyways. Nevertheless, I hope you can also understand how to relax and avoid giving yourself too much stress…… Lastly, YiZhong’s learning environment is very competitive, but that’s not a problem. If they want to be competitive, then you just keep studying. After all, studying defeats all exams.” pQAgiI

 

Translator's Note

The phrase here basically means being a very studious person, which is a good characteristic according to the school of Confucius

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15 comments

  1. So it appears Qin JiaShu put the second lollipop in his “failure” drawer. So maybe next time he wants to hide a “failure” he’ll see it and cheer up? Or next time he grabs his cigarettes he’ll remember Wen ZhiChu telling him “smoking is bad for you”.

  2. How much would it take for me to enroll in YiZhong? I want to see every interaction of these characters up close! 😂

  3. Lmao what the hell with that letter hahaha… I also don’t understand why people commission letters? Like that’s the one thing you should write it yourself? I’d understand if they want it only delivered and let the MC be a somewhat postman instead.

    Thank you for the chapter!

  4. NGL when Qin Jiashu knows Wen Zhichu’s circumstances in the future he’d feel damn guilty for throwing the candy into the trashcan… Baby bought it because he hadn’t eaten any snacks for a very long time and the two candies were a luxury for him 😭