Hearing this, Wen ZhiChu was stunned briefly. Then he immersed himself in his task and mumbled: “Then I might as well continue writing the love letter.”
[System: Such little promise.]
However, after 10 minutes, Wen ZhiChu still sat in front of the desk, not moving his pen at all.
Skycat Genie couldn’t stand watching anymore.
[System: If it’s really not working out, why don’t you copy one online.]
Wen ZhiChu frowned. He squeezed the pen in his hand tightly and said disapprovingly: “That’s cheating the consumer.”
Skycat Genie didn’t care. In fact, it was rather rampant.
[System: So what?]
Wen ZhiChu said with a serious expression: “He can call 12315 to sue me.”
Skycat Genie: [……]
“Not to mention, if he really reports me, I’d have to pay him 10 times the commission fee.”
The commission fee was 25 yuan. The report fine was 250 yuan. If he really gets reported, he’d have to give back 200 yuan.
And right now, these 200 yuan wasn’t money to him, but his life.
Wen ZhiChu looked at the white letter paper. His mind was completely blank. No wonder people looked for ghostwriters. He pursed his lips slightly. It’s because this was genuinely very hard.
[System: If you copy one online, it’s not like the other person will know.]
“Isn’t that plagiarism?”
[System: You’re not going to do it?]
Wen ZhiChu shook his head staunchly: “The Party and the People are both watching.”
After fighting bravely for 2 hours, he finally successfully completed this few hundred words love letter.
Wen ZhiChu carefully folded the love letter and placed it into the envelope. Because the other person did not give their name, he didn’t write anything temporarily. He planned to ask tomorrow morning.
Then he finally laid back down in bed and went to sleep.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
After a night of good rest, Wen ZhiChu headed out the door and went to school as usual. However, after reaching the bus stop, he waited a long time but the bus did not come.
Kjxlcu bea tlr mfiiqtbcf jcv ibbxlcu ja atf alwf, Qfc ItlJte vfmlvfv ab kjix ab rmtbbi.
[System: What’s that?]
Coafg kjixlcu j ofk rafqr jkjs ogbw atf yer rabq, Vxsmja Xfclf rajgafv jrxlcu lc yfklivfgwfca.
[System: To your left.]
Qfc ItlJte aegcfv tlr tfjv ab ibbx. Lf rjk akb qfbqif rajcvlcu cba abb ojg ogbw tlw bc tlr ifoa. Ycf kbgf j kfii-vgfrrfv rela jcv tfiv j yiefqglca lc tlr tjcv. Ktf batfg qfgrbc kbgf bmmeqjalbcji bnfgjiir jcv uibnfr. Pc tlr tjcv kjr j gfv qjlca yemxfa. Lf kjr meggfcais kglalcu rbwfatlcu bc atf kjii.
When the two people walked away, a huge ‘demolish’ word appeared in Wen ZhiChu’s view.
[System: This house is going to be demolished?]
Wen ZhiChu swallowed and looked at it longingly: “Yes.”
[System: Doesn’t that mean the people here won’t have a place to live anymore?]
Before Wen ZhiChu could answer, he heard Skycat Genie continue to say: [They’re so unfortunate.]
“……”
Speechless briefly, Wen ZhiChu thought to himself, ‘I also want to be that unfortunate’.
After arriving at school, Wen ZhiChu went to the bathroom during morning self-study break and sent the commissioner a message.
[Greenhouse Mushroom: Do I need to write your name?]
[The Most Handsome in the World: No need. Leave a sense of mystery.]
[Greenhouse Mushroom: If Meng Yan-tongxue doesn’t know who you are, how are you going to get a reply?]
[The Most Handsome in the World: I will observe her activity constantly.]
Wen ZhiChu understood and stopped asking questions.
Skycat Genie, however, felt somewhat puzzled.
[System: He’s not the one delivering the love letter, so how is he going to observe the girl’s reaction?]
Wen ZhiChu: “They’re in the same class.”
[……]
Wen ZhiChu originally planned to drop off the letter bright and earlier today. Unfortunately, YiZhong High School had a pretty severe case of internal competition amongst students. When he went to Class 9 in the morning, plenty of students were already there. The person involved, Meng Yan, also sat inside the classroom. Seeing this, Wen ZhiChu had no choice but to give up.
There was no free time until the 4th period gym class. Class 11 and Class 9’s gym period overlapped. After making the students run around the field twice, the gym teacher gave the order to disperse.
Wen ZhiChu hung around on the field for a little bit and then snuck into the school building like a thief.
Wen ZhiChu headed straight to Class 9. He was just about to enter when he noticed two students inside the classroom, who had asked to be excused from gym class. If he went inside now, wouldn’t he be discovered?
[System: Just go in and drop it off. If someone sees you, then they see you.]
Wen ZhiChu hesitated: “That doesn’t seem like a very good idea.”
[System: It’s not like the sender is you. What can happen if people know it’s you?]
Wen ZhiChu: “If Meng Yan doesn’t know that I dropped it off, the sender might still have a slight chance. If someone saw me and told Meng Yan-tongxue that I was the one who delivered it, I can guarantee……”
[System: Guarantee what?]
Wen ZhiChu: “That she’d throw the love letter straight into the trash can without even opening it.”
Skycat Genie: [……]
Suddenly, that sounded somewhat reasonable.
After all, the original owner had pestered Meng Yan for so long, the girl was probably already annoyed to death by him.
Inside Class 9 right now, there was one boy and one girl. The girl was studying. The boy was sleeping.
Right now, Wen ZhiChu needed to sneak inside while the girl’s not paying attention and get this over with as soon as possible.
Holding the letter in both hands, Wen ZhiChu nervously observed the activity inside class 9.
At this time, a soft voice floated over from behind him: “What are you doing?”
Wen ZhiChu was too focused and thought it was Skycat Genie. He said directly: “Shh, don’t make a sound.”
That voice paused and then continued to say: “Okay.”
Then, the voice lowered in volume and asked: “What are you going to do now?”
Both eyes focused inside the classroom, Wen ZhiChu said: “Figure out a way to sneak inside.”
“Why don’t you just walk inside openly?”
Wen ZhiChu said with paranoia: “This matter can’t see the light.”
“Oh oh.” Then he heard the voice say thoughtfully behind him: “Then you better be careful and not get caught.”
Wen ZhiChu nodded his little head: “I will, I will.”
Qin JiaShu, watching Wen ZhiChu grouped together with the Dean against the wall: ……
He had asked to be excused during gym class to speak to the Dean. Originally Qin JiaShu planned to discuss things with him regarding the student council. The Dean also replied very delightedly that he had time and they could head over to the student council’s activity room together. But halfway there, they saw a doggy and sneaky figure outside of class 9’s entrance.
The Dean stopped at a fair distance and immediately recognized the person with just one glance.
Even if this kid turned to dust, he’d recognize him.
The youth’s bright eyes looked concentratedly towards one direction. In his hands held a brownish yellow paper envelope. His fair white fingers held it tightly, exerting force out of nervousness. At this moment, the tips of his fingers have already slowly turned red.
“What are you doing here? What class do you have right now?”
Seeing the female student also laying her head down on the desk and getting ready to rest, Wen ZhiChu hastily said: “Gym class.”
The Dean took a profound look at him: “You snuck out secretly?”
Wen ZhiChu: “That’s right.”
“You’re so smart.”
Wen ZhiChu: “That’s right. Hehehe.”
That voice also joined him: “Hehehe.”
It’s rare for Skycat Genie to praise him, Wen ZhiChu’s little face gained a smug kind of happiness: “How did you know I’m smart?”
The Dean’s voice was like the low whisper of a demon: “Because I am the roundworm in your stomach.”
Wen ZhiChu: !
Dean: The roundworm in your stomach is disappointed in you!
Thank you for the chapter!
The Dean is very funny 😊
lol aww poor guy. He wasn’t able to deliver this successfully.
Hahahahahah! I giggled so much this chapter! 🤣 Good luck Wen ZhiChu!
Oh no, bubu got caught again! (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
Thank You for the new chapter ( ˘ ³˘)♥
The roundworm in his stomach strikes again😔
Thank you for the chapter!!
The roundworm of the stomach has appeared again!!!
Bro needs to deworm fr
The dean is hilarious tho and I can’t wait for the misunderstandings to begin.
😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Haha 😂 skycat genie don’t warn a person or anything!
😂😂😂😂
Thank you for the chapter !
Wow this child is really….knows how to dig holes for himself.
Thanks for the translations!!
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Thank you for the chapter!
Skycat genie: 👀…
I laughed so hard that my stomach began hurting…………
ded from laughing
Omfg I love the Dean
i died of laughter reading that last sentence to the point i had difficulty breathing and needed to use my inhaler to calm my asthma
hehehhehehahhaha oh my! hahaha 😀 xD
Funniest novel I have read in a while 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thanks for the chapter!
hahahaha i love the Dean so much! pffft