Telling Ghost Stories At My Ex-boyfriend's WeddingCh12 - Expert

Translator: Chipoholic

137. i0TWeo

In this way, with the enthusiasm of half the netherworld, I spent a year intensely watching pigs. Male, female, fat, thin, pure colored, spotted; I had everything I needed to gain experience.

Then I became……hell’s veteran animal husbandry expert.
The kind with a certificate.

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138.

In response, the underworld arranged a simple job for me. It was rough work – raising pigs.
I had quite a headache too.
I looked at Old man Li who cherished the younger generations. His hunched figure was leaning on crutches, but he did not forget to pay attention to the truckloads of pigs which kept me busy.
So my life became raising pigs, waiting for someone, and incongruously chatting with Old man Li, where the topic deviated by 3000 miles in a single leap. euogbd

……I also don’t know how long Su Yu’s – that thing’s – predetermined lifespan was. I’m afraid that by the time he arrives, pigs all over the world will have heard of me.

139.

Su Yu remained in the human world for another ten years before collapsing at work.
He left in the prime of his life, and it was also the golden time for his career development. Countless people lamented the fact that this talent, who had created legend after legend in the previous ten years, had exhausted himself to death due to overwork.

But no one knew that when he passed away, he had a smile on his face.

He returned to work in the first few years, but he also spent a lot of time traveling around the world, learning musical instruments, and reading books.
Nobody knew that the places he’d visited, the books he’d read, and the hobbies he’d picked up were all the wishes of a very important person who’d appeared in his life.

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He wanted to live for that person as if he was still by his side.

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His beloved had to have reincarnated after all these years. He must be a kid now, running around all over the place.

Did he bring that ring with him when he reincarnated?
Where had he been reincarnated?
What will his next life be like?
Will he…remember who I am?

Su Yu thought he was a little out of his mind. Everything was forgotten after drinking a cup of Meng Po’s soup, no matter how intense the love or hatred. Before reincarnation, a soul was cleansed of all emotions. How could he recall his previous life?
He should have grown into a little naughty monkey who goes up the tree to dig out birds’ eggs and goes down the river to fish by now. Every day, he must be working hard to figure out how to avoid going to kindergarten. Unaffected and innocent. Ring or no ring, whether he was married in his previous life or not, none of this would bother him.

Su Yu became depressed and hurt all of a sudden.
In any case, this was the goal for which he had worked in the human world. But, as it got closer, the prospect he had duped himself into was about to be ripped open, revealing the emptiness behind it.
That guy had promised to reincarnate well. The border of Naihe bridge was deserted, no one was waiting for him. arKGCS

Su Yu didn’t know what to do.

141.

The new soul had to pass through the judge’s hall to discuss merits and demerits as he walked along the Yellow Springs and entered hell. Su Yu’s footsteps abruptly came to a halt as the ghost messenger was about to lead him in a new direction. His entire body stiffened as he looked in a specific direction.
The ghost messenger followed his gaze and commented: Oh, that is a place for ghosts to stay in the underworld. Some ghosts refuse to reincarnate. Some of them have waited a long time for reincarnation. They are all present. It’s very lively, just like life on Earth. If your time for reincarnation is relatively late, you must…
Su Yu walked over without saying a word.

The ghost messenger blinked and thought to himself: Based on his facial expression, he must have seen an acquaintance, right? ofRn83

142.

It was almost time for the festival celebrations, and the slaughterhouse was bustling with activity.
Pigs were arriving in the underworld at all hours of the day and night. Many of the idle ghosts were in a good mood. Every day, they happily drew me to the famous pig evaluation conference.

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At the beginning:
Ghost A: Hey, hey, hey, that pig! Smooth and round figure and shiny skin, is that your family’s pig?
Me: … The one in my family is a man.
Ghost B: That one is also good! It’s pitch black and looks delicious. Isn’t it yours?
Me: … The one in my family is a man.
Ghost C: It’s better to be a little pig! The little suckling pig is cute! Is that little one from your family?
Me: … The one in my family is a man and he’s not little.

Later:
Ghost D: Look at that one! Look at that one! It’s so chubby and cute. Is it the one from your family?
Me: Nonsense! It’s much worse than the one in my house!
Ghost E: What about that one? Fat and mellow, it must have been a good hand at grabbing food when it was alive. How does it compare with the one in your family?
Me: Tsk, it’s barely enough for a tie okay?!
Ghost F: Hey, hey, hey, look at that! It’s spotted! It should be a small and pretty sow!
Ghost G: Don’t talk shit. The one from his family is a male.
Ghost F: What’s the big deal? She and the male from his family can be a couple! Do you think this one is appropriate for your family, expert? whSO4l

143.

This was the question Su Yu heard when he walked over.

144.

The tableau at the time was like this:
The Yellow Springs water was flowing slowly, and on the other side of the river, the piggy-carrying team drove in one after another, their grunts and snorts resounding throughout hell.
On this side of the river bank, a group of ghosts were chatting together. One of them was sitting cross-legged, a weed stalk in his mouth. The ghosts around him were speaking to him one by one, and he was responding to each of them cheerfully. CRG8sS

Ghost: Expert, do you think this one is suitable for your family?
The soul who was sitting cross-legged in the middle waved his hand and exclaimed: A great match!!
Su Yu raised his head and looked in the direction they were indicating. The little spotted sow simply looked at Su Yu and snorted.

Su Yu: ……
Su Yu’s face turned green in an instant.

145.

That ghost continued to speak incessantly. His little mouth fired away, making people want to sew it shut: From my professional perspective of evaluating famous pigs for many years, that little spotted sow is indeed good. It has gleaming skin, a plump figure, and appears to be well-behaved. It’s truly first-rate. Although it is not as good as the one in my family, it is difficult to find a better one in the pig circle… jp9dh

There was an elderly man among the souls. His eyes were clear, which was unusual for him. He became aware of a man standing directly behind them. He was tall and handsome, with a very colorful expression on his face. He had his gaze fixed on their underworld animal husbandry expert. Despite his cold demeanor, his eyes were ablaze with fire, and his fingers trembled slightly. He appeared to be on the verge of punching someone.

When old man Li, who was the most concerned about the younger generation, looked at the current scene, a thought flashed through his mind. He asked that male ghost a friendly question: …This child, are you also looking for your family’s pig?

Su Yu: ……
Su Yu’s face turned greener.

Translator: K6b3Gs

My fav: No. 142

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