Translator: ChiFu
The imperial physician struggled through the following sentences, explaining that the fetal movement was an intestine issue and other things, before quickly adding, “There’s none this time, but Wen-gongzi indeed has an extremely rare physique among men that can conceive. With proper nourishment, he will have children in the future.”
Following a whirlwind of explanations, Wen Mingyu and Mu Zhan both understood what was going on. The air was unusually hushed for a moment, filled with an awkward silence.
They created such a stir that they really believed they were expecting and even started putting together the baby’s clothes, shoes, toys, etc.
As a result, all that was left at the end was a cloud of air.
Wen Mingyu carried no cubs at all.
After he realized that he was only falsely pregnant, he briefly went into a trance. Then his face immediately turned red, ashamed of his earlier series of actions. He wanted to burrow under the bed, not having the face to see anyone.
It was only after he “gave birth” and found out that he hadn’t had it that his fake pregnancy instincts disappeared and his reason reappeared. After giving it some serious thought, he realized that he and Mu Zhan didn’t know each other’s lengths or depths and hadn’t reached the final step. How could he be pregnant.
However, he truly believed that he was pregnant at the time of his false pregnancy. His instinct insisted on it. He’d ended up at a mental dead end, refusing to believe otherwise. He just decided that Mu Zhan and he must have already permanently marked each other at some point. He simply wasn’t able to recall.
It was crazy.
A scene of social death.
Wen Mingyu looked a little shattered and finally gave in to the urge to flop down and roll beneath the blankets to hide. He was unwilling to confront this fiendish reality. Play the ostrich, bury yourself, and pretend that nothing has taken place.
One could argue that the imperial physician’s misdiagnosis was a taunt to His Majesty and a crime of deception. Despite their unintentional act, they had erred significantly in their duty as the imperial family’s physicians. It was also the matter of the emperor’s heir, His Majesty’s potential firstborn. It was expected that His Majesty would kill them in a fit of wrath, given something this terrible.
The imperial physicians, dreadful in their hearts, inwardly pleaded for His Majesty to be benevolent and give them a chance to make atonement. They would definitely take good care of Wen-gongzi’s body to enable him to conceive genuine descendants of the emperor as soon as possible.
They did not, however, dare to utter these words. Because His Majesty’s complexion was so poor, they could only remain absolutely silent and wait for his judgment for fear of offending the dragon’s face.
Face cold, Mu Zhan did not speak.
All of the imperial physicians assumed he was furious, but even he was unable to tell what his emotions were right now because of how complicated it was. From the beginning, he was enraged when he learned that Wen Mingyu was expecting, to the point where he tried to persuade himself to accept the situation and decided to adopt the child, whose origin was unknown; his emotions went through a lot of ups and downs.
But now, the imperial physician revealed to him that everything was false and that no child had ever existed. For a moment, it gave him the impression that all of his earlier excruciating misery and irritation was a joke, like he had been duped and was foolish enough to believe it.
Mu Zhan ought to have been so enraged and eager to kill all of these imperial physicians at this point. He thought he would, but in truth, his heart was filled with secret glee that sprang up even faster than rage.
From the start, he didn’t want to accept that Wen Mingyu was carrying someone else’s child in his stomach. Although he had already persuaded himself, that didn’t mean that he could accept it fully in his heart. Sometimes, he occasionally struggled to resist the murderous thoughts that surface to mind, wanting to erase the child.
A few days passed with this variety of strange and mixed emotions, only to learn abruptly that there was no such child that revolted him.
The stone in his heart instantly vanished, and the imperial physicians in his eyes seemed to be more pleasing. Originally, such a major error should have been severely sanctioned, but Mu Zhan only fined them their salary and instructed them to stand down, not to make such stupid mistakes again, and to take excellent care of Wen Mingyu’s health.
Mu Zhan stood at the edge of the bed. He tugged at the quilt covering Wen Mingyu’s head, trying to lift it. However, Wen Mingyu’s hand firmly grasped it and refused to budge. Mu Zhan could only make out a small portion of his face, which was completely beet red, and the heady scent of rich fruit wafting through the air.
Mu Zhan’s somber and subtle mood temporarily lightened as he smiled, his mouth curling at the corners. “Embarrassed? A false pregnancy is nothing. It’s just a typical occurrence for rabbits.”
Although it was somewhat comforting, in Wen Mingyu’s ears, he was mocking him. How could you not be aware of something so common. Aren’t you a rabbit? Have you been fooled by yourself? So silly.
Wen Mingyu pursed his lips, feeling ashamed and indignant. In an effort to cover his entire body and hide, he pulled ferociously on the quilt. Mu Zhan, however, forbade it. After tugging a few times in vain, he snapped and sat abruptly, glaring daggers at Mu Zhan.
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“So what if I wasn’t aware? It’s not like I wanted this. I truly want to say you are not at fault, but you. If you hadn’t touched my back, how could this humiliating thing have happened!”
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Wen Mingyu didn’t normally have the guts to roar at Mu Zhan. But right now, he wasn’t just in the mood. His head was spinning. He couldn’t control it at all.
After he bellowed, because he was sitting, there was an obvious height difference between him and Mu Zhan. The momentum always felt weaker and less in your favor when you were being looked down upon. Gripping the soft mattress with his fingers, he wanted to stand up and glare down on Mu Zhan, but his wits were beginning to return.
Wen Mingyu regretted it a little. In his heart, however, he still felt that way. Mu Zhan should quit stroking his back all the time. At this time, naturally, he would not acknowledge that he was rejecting it yet welcoming it, and he was actually amenable to having his fur petted.
When his heart was furious, ashamed, and nervous, he could not have anticipated Mu Zhan saying—
“This one is wrong.”
Wen Mingyu was taken aback, not anticipating him to say it so forthrightly. If he looked at him carefully, that look didn’t indicate that he was purposefully making fun of himself by saying the opposite.
Wen Mingyu tried to say, “Those things that happened earlier were all brought on by rabbit instincts. It is not my doing. Your Majesty, do you understand?”
Mu Zhan nodded.
After seeing this, Wen Mingyu’s shame eventually subsided a little. Taking advantage of the fact that he would be simply dealt with, he leapt forward, eager to give it a go. “So, we both know that there is such a thing as a false pregnancy. Your Majesty, don’t touch my back again in the future.”
He threw him an expectant expression, but Mu Zhan didn’t hesitate to refuse, stating, “This won’t do.”
“Then what if I later become falsely pregnant again!” Wen Mingyu erupted in an instant.
“Give birth. This one keeps.”
“There wasn’t even a baby!”
“Then all we have to do is make one.”
“…? ! ! !”
Mu Zhan’s carefree words shocked Wen Mingyu, who nearly jumped out of bed in stupefaction, seriously suspecting he had misheard.
Mu Zhan didn’t give him the option to act deaf, though, and added, “Wouldn’t it be better if the false pregnancy became real.”
His deep, intense gaze was fixed on Wen Mingyu. He pressed his wrists toward the bed after catching both of them with one hand. The whole man was pressed up, the shadow engulfing Wen Mingyu entirely. His body language was extremely assertive, causing shivers down the spine.
The valor with which Wen Mingyu had just roared at Mu Zhan, leaping across the edge and gaining an inch, was like a balloon appearing to have been pierced and suddenly deflating at this moment.
He chickened out, writhing and flopping like a fish on a cutting board.
As a result of the physical stimulation, his rabbit ears and tail popped out involuntarily. Fluffy and soft, he pitifully shook.
Wen Mingyu unconsciously sought to transform into a lop-eared rabbit to escape the threat, but Mu Zhan was one step ahead, pinching and stroking his ears fiercely. Wen Mingyu’s body started to vibrate in an instant, giving him a brief period of distraction as it seemed like there were tiny electric currents coursing through it. His thoughts wandered, and he even forgot to struggle.
By the time he reacted once more, his lapels had separated and fallen apart. Mu Zhan’s hair was slipping over his skin, causing a gnawing itch, and all he could see was the crown of Mu Zhan’s head.
The first thing Wen Mingyu did after coming to his senses was immediately transforming into a rabbit.
Thus, the man vanished into thin air and was replaced by a tiny, lop-eared rabbit.
Mu Zhan’s hands held nothing. His eyes squinted slightly, while his breath suddenly shifted.
Taking advantage of his diminutive size, the lop-eared rabbit attempted to bury himself in a heap of clothing and dashed away. But Mu Zhan’s eyes were unlike anything else. They quickly and precisely locked onto him and seized him.
His neck was pinched, and Wen Mingyu was swiftly hoisted up and brought in front of Mu Zhan after pulling him out of the heap of clothes. He was compelled to look into the other person’s eyes. He blinked his round eyes with a harmless look.
“What are you running for? This one is only cracking jokes. It’s not like he will do anything for real,” Mu Zhan half-smilingly said, his face not looking very good.
Wen Mingyu’s tiny hind legs were kicking as he was dangling in the air. He screamed twice, clearly not believing it.
“Change back.” Mu Zhan held the puffy rabbit’s buttocks in his palm, lowered his voice, and coaxed him.
Wen Mingyu wasn’t duped by him. He firmly shook his head. The Dog Emperor’s current posture just now—if he had not known that the Alpha wasn’t in rut, he would have thought that Mu Zhan’s rut had begun. His irresistible courtship could have scared a rabbit to death.
“Leave it at that, then. That’s it.” Mu Zhan actually seemed to compromise. He got out of bed, holding the drooping rabbit in his arms.
Wen Mingyu thought everything was okay and exhaled a breath of relief. However, when he peered up, he noticed Mu Zhan moving towards the corner and standing steadfastly in front of the chest by the wall. What came to his mind in an instant was the expression on Mu Zhan’s face when he mentioned that the palace was full of fascinating toys. His body shook violently. He turned and sprinted, deftly burrowing into Mu Zhan’s sleeve pocket.
Mu Zhan saw him move about, and out of fear that he might trip and fall, he raised his hand in the air. But he didn’t anticipate him to foolishly rush in his own direction… is this running away?
It must be said that Mu Zhan was pleased with this behavior of his.
Touching his sleeve pocket, Mu Zhan’s mouth curled. He stooped to open the chest. Wen Mingyu hid himself like an ostrich in his sleeve pocket, failing to even check what was in the chest. Mu Zhan took something and then returned to the bedside.
Wen Mingyu took advantage of the opportunity and jumped outside once more to flee, but was swiftly captured by Mu Zhan once more and put on the bed. He lay there stiffly, like a rabbit statue.
“… Which comes first?” Mu Zhan took up one of the items as he mused.
The lop-eared rabbit, who despised the fact that he couldn’t shrink into a ball, could do nothing but tuck his paw uneasily.
Finally, what Mu Zhan was holding came into view and caused Wen Mingyu to freeze. It wasn’t some odd toy; rather, it was a little, dainty dress in flamboyant hues.
… A dress for rabbits.
While Wen Mingyu was still in a stupor, Mu Zhan scooped up the lop-eared rabbit and helped him put on his dress with careless but unexpectedly thorough movements. In no time at all, he was squeezing the rabbit’s paws through the cuffs and taking the tucked-in ear tips in the collar out.
“Not bad. Wei Yingwu has finally delivered something useful.”
The snow-white lop-eared rabbit was wearing a lovely dress with a color dyed in a beautiful peach. It cascaded down and collected him in the center like a peach blossom with pretty, pink petals in many layers in full bloom.
Wen Mingyu looked down.
Although it was great that it wasn’t some weird toy, wearing this was still unacceptable! He wanted to beat Wei Yingwu, but more than anything else, he wanted to beat this Dog Emperor in front of him!
The lop-eared rabbit bounced up and down on the bed while puffing up and barking with his mouth open.
“You adore it as well?” Mu Zhan nodded. “This one feels the same.”
“…”
Where can you see that I like it?!
Wen Mingyu became even more irked as his tail stuck out, leading his dress to follow suit and display his fluffy tail ball and plump bunny bum, and his fur fried and fluffed up, growing a size bigger.
Mu Zhan smiled as he observed, “If you wish not to wear it, let’s carry on with what we just did?”
The rabbit stopped barking.
“You lied to this one before and said you had it,” Mu Zhan continued. “This one supported your story and also gave orders to prepare things for the imperial heir. Now everyone has learned that it is a fake, and this one has been toyed with and dishonored. What do you suggest that this one do?”
The rabbit silently extended his paw forward with a small “If you wish to play dress-up games, then I’ll play along with you” expression on his guilty face.
Although he didn’t want to, he did toy with the tyrant. No ordinary man could have accomplished such a formidable feat. It was understandable if the tyrant, who felt humiliated and enraged, issued the order to drag him outside and slice him up.
That said, however.
It was only then that Wen Mingyu reflected. Since there was no marking that happened between him and Mu Zhan, of course there couldn’t be a baby. Mu Zhan wouldn’t even know how the child came to be. Hence, in his eyes, whose child was it? The tyrant was a cuckold and actually didn’t kill him?
Wen Mingyu was filled with doubts, recalling Mu Zhan’s initially grisly appearance when the imperial physician diagnosed him with a slippery pulse, but subsequently came to accept it. What exactly was on his mind at that time.
The heart flitted through a smattering of strange, puzzling emotions that he couldn’t put his finger on. He couldn’t understand, but Wen Mingyu also lacked the courage to ask, fearing that Mu Zhan may not be angry at the moment, but his question might make him angry again. It may have misfired, and it would be more difficult to explain.
Mu Zhan exerted pressure on his fleshy pad. “This dress is quite nice. How about making a human-sized one for you?”
His ears twitching, Wen Mingyu glanced down, interrupting his train of thought. Although it looked nice, don’t you think it’s a bit gaudy? The whole rabbit looked like a flower.
The Dog Emperor’s aesthetics were surprisingly avant-garde and flamboyant.
Wen Mingyu waved his paws and grunted twice, indicating that if the Dog Emperor wanted to wear them together, he would be very willing.
With such a vague cry, Mu Zhan surprisingly seemed to understand. Raising his brow, he said, “Daring to put ideas on this one’s head, you are getting bolder and bolder, ah.”
Wen Mingyu grinned subtly, full of innocence.
You flatter me. Thanks for the compliment.
On the surface, Mu Zhan appeared to be stunned for a moment, but he absorbed the news of the false pregnancy with equanimity. No loss of composure; very monarchic in bearing.
But that night, after going to sleep, he had a dream.
In his dream, he suddenly opened his eyes to find himself surrounded by little fluffy dumplings, some of which had drooping rabbit ears and others of which had tiny dragon horns on their heads, all of which were crawling around naughtily and making tender, infantile babbling noises.
One of them, with their dragon horns, even rolled up to his leg and kept goring him with their horns while giggling and drooling.
Mu Zhan scowled in disgust and pushed the tiny creature away from his leg. He didn’t apply much pressure, but it still stumbled and fell with a poke. The little one, as they lay on the carpet, wailed and shrieked, shouting, “Dada…”
Mu Zhan woke up scared.
ChiFu: HAHA LMAO Well, everything ultimately turned out to be okie dokie! Can’t wait for real babies, I’m sure they would be sooo cute!
Can’t update for the third time aaaa finals are next week. Will try to squeeze, but no promises! Hope you enjoyed today’s chapter!
Bahahahha, Mu Zhan be wanting a baby but then getting woken up scared from his dreams by a crying baby rabbit with dragon horns hahaha
if it were a baby with drooping ears that pestered him, he’d definitely pick it up and spoil it! haha
Lmaooo Mu Zhan woke up SCARED
hahaha!
Noooo don’t kick the lil baby 😭
Lmao! Trouble with Tribbles babies caught dada by surprise… Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Pre dad nightmare has made its appearance
Hahaha I love how Wen Mingyu yells and sasses when he’s in rabbit form, and Mu Zhan likes it (but probably doesn’t see any similarities between himself and Wei Yingwu☺️). Wen Mingyu is kind of a pleasure seeker- food, grass, wine, Mu Zhan’s clothes and scent – so once he finds out that making babies can be fun, he probably won’t have to be coaxed. Especially if Mu Zhan is as good as that as he is at everything else.
So excited by the double upload, thank you!
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Thank you for the update ❤️💯
It’s real life Mu Zhan
Thank you for your translation 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Ohoho, I didn’t expect that he will be this edger to work (￢‿￢ )
Thank You for the new chapter (ฅ^ω^ฅ)♥ Good luck with Your studies! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》
Thanks for the chapter
LMAO MU ZHANS DREAM IM DEAD💀