Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most LethalChapter 7

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<This sand sculpture has always been a hindrance since young>

Entry 12

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

X year, 13 January

Weather: Overcast 2iT9du

Today, that guy had ordered take out from McDonald’s.

I really can’t understand why this guy is so obsessed with junk food like these and he even insists on ordering their Happy Meal every single time. 

That’s right, he always orders it for me… 

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But at that time, McDonald’s did not have as many outlets as it does now, so he would use his own pocket money specially to buy the best bicycle and bring me to Wangfujing to have McDonald’s, then send me back home without the gods knowing or the ghosts noticing.

After saying this, he sighed nostalgically and expressed that in the past, both of them had always wanted to enter the famous ‘Haunted House’, but because they had no time, they didn’t get a chance to see it even once. 

Now, when they finally had some time to spare, the ‘Haunted House’ no longer existed.

I raised my eyebrows and smiled but remained silent.  8D3xi6

From what I remember, the sole reason we never visited that Haunted House was because this guy was timid. Everytime we reached the door, he wouldn’t dare walk an inch further, and could only use the excuse that ‘It was not good to reach home so late’ to drag me away. 

However, I generously left him some face and did not expose him.

I had presumed that this topic of reminiscing our childhood would stop at this point but I didn’t expect that he would suddenly let out another sigh while he was eating. He said that McDonald’s wasn’t as yummy anymore. 

I asked him, since he knew that McDonald’s wasn’t as nice as before, why did he still want to buy it? aF5RL6

He was startled for a moment but quickly replied that it was because I liked to eat it. 

These words… I wasn’t able to respond to them…

Maybe I really used to like McDonald’s but after being fed constantly for twenty years, I would get sick of any food no matter how much I loved it. Besides, this guy always orders the same food for me- Happy Meal.

With his help, I had collected almost all the Happy Meal toys released by McDonald’s in the past twenty years. My mum even believed that I had the hobby of collecting these things, and lamented over my bad taste.  cG7Xrl

At first when I was telling him about this, my aim was to make him stop buying Happy Meals for me. However this guy completely misunderstood me and used the strength of nine bulls and two tigers to find the rest of the toys which I had yet to collect. He even excitedly ran over here to present the treasures he had collected. 

What else could I do? Although this gift was a bit ‘sand sculpture’, it was still a token of his sincerity ah!

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I couldn’t do anything about it and could only accept his present in front of everyone with a forced smile, indicating that I liked it alot.

I had initially thought that this was a private matter but unexpectedly, someone actually recorded this entire scene and posted it on Weibo. d5VHmE

I usually don’t use Weibo, so when I realised that such a thing had happened, it was already too late. My name and the McDonald’s toys had both trended on Weibo and the trend rankings were continuously climbing up. 

Just as I was thinking if I should contact the personal relations (PR) team to handle this matter, that sand sculpture suddenly posted a message and the fact that I liked to collect McDonald’s toys had immediately been set in stone. 

He only posted a single line: “It was time to expose the big shot Feng’s personal collections.”

Then, he posted another photo below the message. DYCy0B

I opened it and realised that this photo was the ‘big group picture’ he had taken not long ago. And he had told me that it was for collating how many kid’s’ meals he had bought for me. 

Now that I thought about it, I really was too naive back then. I actually let him take such an embarrassing photo!

As expected, this photo once again caused another huge wave of discussion. The ongoing gossip became even more heated and someone even drew a fanart for me. 

In the end, this topic became today’s topmost hot search.  7snDoO

And as a result, I received a mystical title – The McDonald’s Toy Harvester. 

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