editor: simpforlife
<Online comedic stories that originate from real life>
Entry 13
X year, 14 January
Weather: Overcast
Before today, I’ve always thought that sand sculptures who licked iron poles in the winter only existed in the comedic stories written online.
But this rascal Wu Yunfei made me realise that these comedic stories written online really originated from real life (～￣▽￣)～
Although this guy didn’t really run outside to lick poles, he actually got his tongue stuck to the spoon when he was eating ice cream!
What on earth was this guy thinking?!
A wooden spoon is always provided in the ice cream carton, why must he try to be different from others and insist on using a metal spoon to eat?
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I asked him what was going on, and he explained with grief that he became too heaty after he ate that Sichuan hotpot a few days ago, so he wanted to have some ice cream to lower this excessive heat.
（⊙ｏ⊙）Eating ice cream to decrease internal heat? This truly was my first time hearing such twisted logic…
I asked him why he used a metal spoon, and he said that the free wooden spoon was too small. It wasn’t satisfying enough to eat it with a small spoon, so he went to the kitchen and found another big spoon to eat with.
Emmmmmm he can’t even eat an ice cream peacefully… why didn’t he just use a shovel to eat it then? Since a shovel was much bigger than a spoon, eating the ice cream with it would definitely be so much more satisfying =ω=
Nevertheless, I was still confused about how he had gotten the spoon stuck to his tongue.
In order to make me understand, he re-enacted the entire process again.
It turned out that after eating two mouthfuls of ice cream, he was suddenly curious about the taste of the metal spoon, so he stuck his tongue out and licked the spoon for a while…
O(∩_∩)O Very good, I successfully got the reason why his tongue got stuck…
But because of this, his tongue got stuck to the spoon once again…
All our hard work was for naught….…
Entry 14
X year, 15 January
Weather: Sunny
The consequences of eating Sichuan hotpot had finally revealed themselves as his face started to have large-scale disfiguring breakouts.
En… having large-scale disfiguring breakouts was just what that guy claimed. From what I saw, he merely had a few small pimples around his face.
However, he seemed to be very conscious about the pimples on his face and specially went out to buy a few boxes of anti-acne face masks.
Does this guy not know that only girls use face masks?!
Isn’t it embarrassing for a big guy like him to use masks?!
This guy had already foreseen that I would mock him for using face masks, so he even prepared my share of face masks.
How could a real man apply face masks? Of course I rejected it!
However this guy seemed like he had made up his mind to turn me into ‘his kind’. No matter how much I rejected him, he still insisted on making me apply those face masks.
(T_T) To make him obediently sit at the side to play games and not interrupt my work… I reluctantly gave in to him.
However, it turned out that I had been too naive.
The mask that he gave me was not the original plain, white mask, but the kind with designs.
After applying the face mask, my face had instantly transformed into the face of a geisha.
That guy successfully tricked me, and laughed loudly at my face while rapidly clicking pictures of me
(Ｔ▽Ｔ) I’ve resigned to my fate… as long as he was happy…
will try my very best to update the next chapt asap!!
“as long as he was happy” just say you have feelings for him and go!
thanks for the chapter! <3
His truly unique pursuing methods are bearing fruits ∑d(°∀°d)
Well in doramas there was a saying only shameless people can pursue male gods
…. I need to rethink my whole life
It would be so much fun if the netizens reaction to these entries was also added…
there is none, they are shocked to dumbness
+1
Ah really if someone is not satisfied with the spoon give him a shovel 🤣🤭
Okay now I know a new method thank you..
Thanks for the chapter 💕💕
Thanks for the chapter!
he just can use his own saliva to freed his tongue…. but maybe there are not many people who have enough saliva to freely eat with metal spoon in cold
thanks for the chapter~
“How could a real man apply face masks?” Gurl what-