Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most LethalChapter 6

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<When I felt like sending this sand sculpture to the heavens>


Entry 11

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X year, 12 January

Weather: Sunny hOBoW7

Although it was the weekend, it didn’t really make much of a difference to me as I was just working overtime in a different place. OTZ My heart aches…

This sand sculpture is still camping at my house. I heard it was because he had quarrelled with his family over the problem about marriage again.

I truly can’t understand, this guy’s appearance and family background are quite good, and he is not young anymore so why can’t he find a suitable spouse?

Besides, hadn’t he blocked me a while ago? Why in the world was he running over here again to hide from his problems?!

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I asked him what he was thinking, and he said after he blocked me that night, he had calmed down completely by the next morning and hence, quietly unblocked me. 

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To be honest, it was quite weird because even though both of us grew up together, the way we enjoy hotpot was poles apart.  lO5Q1j

Beijing was my hometown, so I had always eaten hotpot in a traditional copper hotpot style. I believe that only clear soup can bring out the authentic taste of the ingredients. 

But this guy was entirely different from me. He normally can’t even handle a tiny bit of spice in his food, yet he still likes to eat Sichuan and Chongqing’s type of chilli oil hotpot. According to him, hotpot has to be spicy enough to be satisfying and clear soup hotpot is soulless.

→_→ Ha ha, and the chilli oil hotpot has a soul, indeed. Every time he finished eating it, he always looked as if his soul was going to fly out of his body.

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In conclusion, in order for him to come over frequently for free meals, he specially gave me a Mandarin Duck pot as a housewarming gift. 

At first, I thought that this gift was a little useless but I couldn’t bear to throw it away. Also, I felt quite happy, so I gifted him my house key in return. 

Ai… My heart is weeping right now, it’s all because of my foolish thinking then ah… 

As we ate the hotpot, I asked him what was really going on with that Japanese girl. 7KVSln

He said that he didn’t have any other intentions towards her and simply felt that the girl was  cute. He just wanted to have a small chat with her and understand more about the things related to Japan. 

 

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I asked him why he was suddenly so interested in Japan. 

He then said it was because a few years ago, I had ditched him and stayed in Japan for a long time. I had even come close to dating a Japanese girl back then, so he was a bit curious to know what was so intriguing about Japan.  vT4s1S

 

As he said this, he rolled his eyes at me. 

He told me that he could find a lover easily and did not need to become the third party in a relationship. 

Ha ha. →_→ He has such confidence in himself and yet he never had a proper girlfriend? He was always running over to my place, it’s not like I could create a girlfriend for him out of nowhere. DKEHU9

I asked him what kind of girls he liked so I could help him keep a lookout. But in the end, this guy only mumbled and stuttered a bunch of nonsense. 

 

Just as I was about to give up on this topic and concentrate on eating my hotpot, this guy suddenly told me he liked people who were smart.

Smart ones? How would smart girls ever fall in love with this kind of a sand sculpture? iVGn7s

I asked him if he finally realised that his IQ was not high enough and needed a partner to make up for his genetic disadvantages. 

He then said that he had more common conversation topics with intelligent people.

Fine ba. ( ╯□╰ ) This guy seems to lack self-awareness, there’s nothing much I could say anyways…

I asked him if he had any other requirements, such as in terms of appearance, family background, etc. fR1d4a

He thought for a while and told me solemnly that he preferred people who are attractive, rich, knowledgeable and have a good personality.

Emmmmmm this guy’s standards are actually this high (╯=□=)╯︵┻━┻

I suddenly felt like sending him to the heavens to meet God, since only He would know of such a heavenly maiden who was so perfect and blind at the same time

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