Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most LethalChapter 5

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<The condoms in the pocket>

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Entry 8

Chrysanthemum Garden.

X year, 8 January

Weather: Sunny V1hEl

At first, I thought that this guy would ignore me for at least three to five days after saying that he wanted to block me, but not even a day had passed and he had already taken the initiative to call me. 

I was in a meeting at that time, so I didn’t answer his call and switched on silent mode.

I don’t know if that guy misunderstood anything, but when I turned on my phone again after the meeting ended, my entire phone screen was filled with notifications of his missed calls.

When my colleague beside me saw that, he laughed and asked if I had gotten a girlfriend. 

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Emmmmmmm, who would want to have a girlfriend as dumb as him? My meeting had only lasted for a short hour, and by then he had already called me 23 times!

 

But as I mulled over it I felt, although this guy is usually never serious about anything, he had never disturbed me with insignificant things during my work hours.

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o(≧口≦)o I’m so irritated! cai1kD

 

Yesterday, I thought he had been kidnapped and felt so guilty. But it turned out that this guy actually drank too much at a party! He even accidentally dropped his phone in the water!

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Emmmmm, why couldn’t this guy simply fall in himself and just drown and die (╯=□=)╯︵┻━┻

I thought he had something he found difficult to speak about, so I forced myself to calm down, and asked him why he had called me so many times. IwhoHb

But truly, if this guy had told me a reasonable explanation, I wouldn’t be so angry. Ultimately, he had only called me to confirm that I was childhood friends with him, as he had boasted to everyone that we were childhood friends but no one believed him.

 

QUQ, I couldn’t sleep well the entire night because I was so worried about him, but had to restrain myself and wait for 24 hours before reporting a missing case to the police. I can’t believe that it ended up to be such a farce!

I really wanted to beat up his dog head! eLtBbG

Though speaking of it, he just got rejected by the Japanese girl, and he’s already hunting for more beauties. 

What a jerk!

 

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Entry 10 dZItEf

X year, 10 January

Weather: Cloudy

When I reached home today, that sand sculpture was already asleep on my sofa.

I was really angered till I became stupid QAQ I had only thought of blocking him on all of my social media accounts, and completely forgot to confiscate my house keys from him. In order to prevent that guy from barging into my house in my absence again, I decided to take back my keys, so I reached into his pockets.  m7CJdK

The things in his pocket really widened my horizons, I had never known that such a small pocket could fit so many things. 

Nevermind about the things like his phone, bank card and money, this guy actually had fancy tissue papers in his pocket! The type of tissues which were printed with cute designs that junior high girls liked!

Considering that he had relentlessly pursued a girl who had just turned 19 years old not long ago, it was reasonable to suspect that this guy was now fooling around with an even younger girl. 

Ai… this is a disaster! 0rddXC

As I didn’t manage to find the keys, I searched another pocket. Then, I found another inconceivable item. 

There were condoms… in the pocket of his coat…

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I really should commend him for making sure to bring condoms everywhere he goes, but putting it in the pocket of his coat… Isn’t it too atrocious? 

Wasn’t he scared that it would drop out when he was taking things out? Or don’t tell me he was actually prepared to f*ck whenever and wherever he liked?  Om8bR9

I held the condoms in my hand, and looked at the sand sculpture in front of me with a complicated expression.

At this moment, he woke up.

He looked at the condoms, and then gazed at me sheepishly.

I waited for him to give me a reasonable explanation but unexpectedly, this guy bashfully hung his head low.  qO704y

Ha ha, this guy actually knew what embarrassment was?